Man chops off friend’s genitals after coming up short in penis-measuring competition
- 8 years ago
BASHKORTOSTAN, RUSSIA — Two men in Russia got into a heated, drunken argument that led to a penis-measuring contest. The competition ended with one of them chopping off the other’s genitals.
The two men, who’d been friends since childhood, had been drinking heavily for a couple days in their village. The argument started after one of them supposedly boasted he’d slept with the other’s wife.
Things escalated quickly when they decided to see which one of them was more well-endowed. Well, there could only be one winner in this contest, but unfortunately he too lost. His friend didn’t take coming up short too well, and expressed his anger by grabbing an axe and hitting his pal over the head with it, knocking him out. Taking things a step further, he decided to lop off the champion’s member, in effect making his the biggest stick in town.
The 52-year-old man will now face charges of deliberately inflicting grievous bodily harm to his former friend. The 47-year-old victim’s life was not in danger, but doctors were unable to reattach his manhood.
The two men, who’d been friends since childhood, had been drinking heavily for a couple days in their village. The argument started after one of them supposedly boasted he’d slept with the other’s wife.
Things escalated quickly when they decided to see which one of them was more well-endowed. Well, there could only be one winner in this contest, but unfortunately he too lost. His friend didn’t take coming up short too well, and expressed his anger by grabbing an axe and hitting his pal over the head with it, knocking him out. Taking things a step further, he decided to lop off the champion’s member, in effect making his the biggest stick in town.
The 52-year-old man will now face charges of deliberately inflicting grievous bodily harm to his former friend. The 47-year-old victim’s life was not in danger, but doctors were unable to reattach his manhood.