Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out
- 6 years ago
Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out
If you got a text from a loved one saying they had brought a sweet little dog into the home only to find out that it was a coyote, would you panic? Yes, of course.
I found this cute little dog outside... he doesn't have tags or anything. He's kind a scared. What should I do?
I'm going to bring him inside. He seems cold. Poor pup.
He's all scared
I swear to god if you bring another random animal into the goddamn house. This is a joke right?
What? Why are you tripping out? What am I supposed to do? See a lost dog wandering around the back field and NOT try to help it?
THATS NOT A FUCKING DOG BABY ANSWER YOUR PHONE, That's a fucking coyote.
Babe... I think I know a dog if I see one
OBVIOUSLY FUCKING NOT. PUT IT BACK OUTSIDE YOU NUT JOB
I'm not putting it back outside. It's scared.
OF COURSE ITS SCARED, KAYLA. ITS A WILD ANIMAL.
But... can I keep it?
DIVORCE.
Just kidding.
But no. That thing better be outside before I get home. I swear to god woman. You are another level of crazy. Bringing coyotes in the house and shit. Fuck me
Calm down, crazy. Whatever it is, Justin. I like him. He's sweet. I want to keep him.
YOU CANT KEEP A COYOTE. NOBODY DOES THAT.
Stop text yelling at me do you're freaking out for no reason
NO REASON?! THERES A COYOTE IN MY HOUSE AND MY LADY IS ACTING LIKE ITS A CHIHUAHUA. YOUVE LOST YOUR MIND.
Babe. You said we could talk about getting a dog for Christmas and then we never did... this is fate
THATS NOT A DOG
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT GETTING THIS?! DO YOU REALLY THINK THATS A DOG? Is this the god damn twilight zone? THATS OBVIOUSLY A COYOTE.
Look how cute
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
HOW ARE YOU MISTAKEN THIS FOR A DOG? HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A COYOTE? AND IT DOESNT LOOK SWEET, IT LOOKS PISSED. OH MY GOD WOMAN.
I am going to come home to my family eaten by a wild COYOTE MY WIFE BROUGHT INTO THE HOUSE. This is the craziest thing you've ever done. You're a freak. This is crazier than you brining home those 4 ferrets that one time. AND I HATED THOSE FERRETS. And who gets four at once?! OH YEAH, that's right. THE SAME LADY WHO LURES A FUCKING COYOTE INTO OUR HOME.
You're a jerk. But on a more important note... he's being kinda weird. Like, making this weird noise and kind a pacing?
I tried petting him and making calming noises at him. Olly and I named him "Spot". I tried petting his ear (he liked that earlier) and saying, "it's okay, spot. Calm down. It's okay pup" but that seemed to kinda make him more mad? What do I do?
YOU NAMED IT SPOT? IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SPOTS? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. OH MY GOD. IT SOUNDS PISSED BABY. THIS IS INSANE. K you listen to me you fucking psycho lady. I love the shit out of you, despite the fact that you regularly loose your fucking mind, and I'd hate to see you or own son attacked by a COYOTE if you're being serious about him pacing right now.
Take Olly and go int
If you got a text from a loved one saying they had brought a sweet little dog into the home only to find out that it was a coyote, would you panic? Yes, of course.
I found this cute little dog outside... he doesn't have tags or anything. He's kind a scared. What should I do?
I'm going to bring him inside. He seems cold. Poor pup.
He's all scared
I swear to god if you bring another random animal into the goddamn house. This is a joke right?
What? Why are you tripping out? What am I supposed to do? See a lost dog wandering around the back field and NOT try to help it?
THATS NOT A FUCKING DOG BABY ANSWER YOUR PHONE, That's a fucking coyote.
Babe... I think I know a dog if I see one
OBVIOUSLY FUCKING NOT. PUT IT BACK OUTSIDE YOU NUT JOB
I'm not putting it back outside. It's scared.
OF COURSE ITS SCARED, KAYLA. ITS A WILD ANIMAL.
But... can I keep it?
DIVORCE.
Just kidding.
But no. That thing better be outside before I get home. I swear to god woman. You are another level of crazy. Bringing coyotes in the house and shit. Fuck me
Calm down, crazy. Whatever it is, Justin. I like him. He's sweet. I want to keep him.
YOU CANT KEEP A COYOTE. NOBODY DOES THAT.
Stop text yelling at me do you're freaking out for no reason
NO REASON?! THERES A COYOTE IN MY HOUSE AND MY LADY IS ACTING LIKE ITS A CHIHUAHUA. YOUVE LOST YOUR MIND.
Babe. You said we could talk about getting a dog for Christmas and then we never did... this is fate
THATS NOT A DOG
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT GETTING THIS?! DO YOU REALLY THINK THATS A DOG? Is this the god damn twilight zone? THATS OBVIOUSLY A COYOTE.
Look how cute
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
HOW ARE YOU MISTAKEN THIS FOR A DOG? HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A COYOTE? AND IT DOESNT LOOK SWEET, IT LOOKS PISSED. OH MY GOD WOMAN.
I am going to come home to my family eaten by a wild COYOTE MY WIFE BROUGHT INTO THE HOUSE. This is the craziest thing you've ever done. You're a freak. This is crazier than you brining home those 4 ferrets that one time. AND I HATED THOSE FERRETS. And who gets four at once?! OH YEAH, that's right. THE SAME LADY WHO LURES A FUCKING COYOTE INTO OUR HOME.
You're a jerk. But on a more important note... he's being kinda weird. Like, making this weird noise and kind a pacing?
I tried petting him and making calming noises at him. Olly and I named him "Spot". I tried petting his ear (he liked that earlier) and saying, "it's okay, spot. Calm down. It's okay pup" but that seemed to kinda make him more mad? What do I do?
YOU NAMED IT SPOT? IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SPOTS? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. OH MY GOD. IT SOUNDS PISSED BABY. THIS IS INSANE. K you listen to me you fucking psycho lady. I love the shit out of you, despite the fact that you regularly loose your fucking mind, and I'd hate to see you or own son attacked by a COYOTE if you're being serious about him pacing right now.
Take Olly and go int