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6 years ago

TERRY CHRISTIAN MEETS HOLY MOLY!

Holy Moly
Holy Moly
We met with Terry 'the nation's favorite to win celebrity Big Brother but still only managed second place' Christian, for a quick drink or four in a plush hotel in West London. We wanted to ask him a series of in-depth and probing questions but no matter how hard we tried, he insisted on talking about the BB house, Tina and her issues with coke and the Queen's swans.

We did manage to fit in one of our own questions we thought the nation needed to hear the answer to. His answer contains squirting, gallons of the stuff and his mum...?

Oh and he couldn't help bragging about the size of his 'package' (we kind of encouraged that answer!).