The Onion
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The Onion is an entertainment newspaper and website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news, in addition to a non-satirical entertainment section known as The A.V. Club.
NFL Concludes Ex-Players Taking Their Own Lives Because 'They Miss Football So Much'
10 years ago
The Onion's Tips For Succeeding As A Woman In The Workplace
10 years ago
Study: Majority Of Children Lack Strong Male Supermodels
11 years ago
Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite
11 years ago
Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts'
11 years ago
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar
11 years ago
Brendan Fraser: 'I Would Like To Apply For One Kickstarter, Please'
11 years ago
Kourtney Kardashian’s Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up On Shore
11 years ago
Xbox One Capable Of Controlling Users With Simple Voice Commands
11 years ago
Onion News Empire Official Trailer
11 years ago
Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
11 years ago
Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read
11 years ago
Is This 'Real Life Mr. Ed' Just A Horse Owned By A Lunatic?
11 years ago
Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda
11 years ago
Physicists Confirm They Have Found And Killed The 'God Particle'
11 years ago
Paul Ryan's Unsettling Budget Plan Reveals He Cuts His Own Hair
11 years ago
The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion’s Coverage
11 years ago
Obama Issues Presidential Pardon To Get Biden Out Of Jail For Third Time This Year
11 years ago
Shady New Wendy's Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked
11 years ago
Girls Gone Wild Bankruptcy Forces Thousands Of Wet, Wild Party Girls Into Tough Job Market
11 years ago
God: At Times It Felt Like The Pope Had One Foot Out The Door
11 years ago
Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory
11 years ago
Johnny Depp Now Completely Made Of Scarves And Bracelets
11 years ago
Republicans Reach Out To Women With New 'No Punch Pretty Lady' Bill
11 years ago
Study Reveals Conditions In Women's Prisons Deplorably Unsexy
11 years ago
New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils
11 years ago
New Miss America In Danger Of Losing Crown After Officials Uncover Details From Her Sordid Future
11 years ago
Taylor Swift Releases New Breakup Song Slamming Winner Of 'Win A Date With Taylor Swift' Contest
11 years ago
PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama
11 years ago
Top Chef Contestants Forced To Prepare Entire Meal Out Of 2013 Toyota Avalon
11 years ago