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Flexing my reflexes. I finally found her and guess what guys? She just turned 18…. For today only. Bowling ball edging.

My Dad used to say in my day we didn’t have days. Help me understand.

There’s a reason my kids turned out the way they did. Here’s my parenting hack

I’m sorry, did you just say National Ex-Spouse Day is coming up?

Gen X Product Enhancement For Your Phone - Steal My Million Dollar Idea

Gen X Product Enhancement For Your Phone - Steal My Million Dollar Idea

I’m going to make a run to Buc-ees, y’all need me to pick you up anything?

If I win the lottery each of you are getting a baby goat

I’m sorry your meeting conflicts with the sun

Happy Eclipse Day for The path of the totality

There really are two kinds of people in this world. Watch the video then tell me, which are you? Of course, it’s just a math joke, maybe even close to a dad joke, but some won’t get it. Trust me.

A bartender sees a horse walk into a bar - Dad Joke

Here in the city of champions, no one knows you.

Dad joke Why were the melons forced to have a wedding

I took a trip to Cool, Texas… guess who they don’t know around here?

Looks like Home Depot/ Direct Tools Outlet just dropped an impressive haul on my doorstep

So how do you pronounce the name of that neon green tool company - Ryobi. Do you pronounce it Rye-Obi? Or Rio-B?

I have no words for this. This mobile reminder to Become an Organ Don(e)r was just too special not to share

Went in Home Depot for some 1/2” #8 screws this morning and I came out with a new Ryobi screwdriver and battery system

Unboxing the Ryobi USB Lithium Screwdriver Model #FVD50K & Battery Model #FVB02

If you paid tax on it, it ain’t moonshine. Just some grey beard thoughts, no jokes

The howling wind of the cityscape from the office to my parking garage today

So I happened by the TMS TX Motor Speedway this evening and it felt like a good time for a race car Dad joke

I’ve never seen a taco shop with a branded car wash attached

When one door closes another ther one opens

Unboxing the RYOBI LINK Wall Small Parts Organizer STM309 ASMR

My wife just started a conversation in the weirdest way