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Chris Martin: Hipster's Paradise

Chris Martin: acting like a slut

Chris Martin: I was planking

Chris Martin: free roll of duct tape

Chris Martin: trouser snakes on a plane

Chris Martin: Steven Tyler warmed over

Chris Martin: let that one sink in

Chris Martin: number one in horses' asses

Chris Martin: code name Cheney

Chris Martin: a vacancy in the Memory Palace

Chris Martin: shaking the baby seals

Chris Martin: beastlier

Chris Martin: free swirlies for everyone

Chris Martin: possibly Eight Loko

Chris Martin: the greatest man

Chris Martin: the Too Soon Award

Chris Martin: that's so raving

Chris Martin: a no-Charlie Sheen zone

Chris Martin: Groundhog Day

Chris Martin: the death chairs

Chris Martin: he's gonna rule

Chris Martin: Happy New Year!

Chris Martin: Vlad the Impaler

Chris Martin: I just flew in

Chris Martin: the fabulous Gitmo Bros

Chris Martin: a free trip down under

Chris Martin: Richmond's own CNN

Chris Martin: how hot is it?

Chris Martin: Palme de Roofie

Chris Martin: return of the Purple Martins