Katie Holmes Temporarily Released by Xenu to Visit the Grove

  • 12 years ago
In a rare moment of freedom for actress Katie Holmes, Xenu the Dictator of the Galactic Confederacy apparently releases the Thank You For Smoking star so that she could visit the Grove to get her Christmas on.

But don't fear for Katie's "safety" -- we spied suspected Scientologist soldiers standing by with Mark Super VII Quantum E-meters and Sea Org spaceships hovering ahead...just in case Katie got out of hand.

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