http://www.nma.tv/ Little-known fact: at NMAtv's secret underground lair -- deep in the bowels of Yangminshan -- we maintain an army of android assassins. Crazy, but true! And what better way to make use of such assassins than dispatching some of the most insipid celebrities of 2010? The Situation, Edward and Bella, LeBron James, Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian ... they've all occupied more than their fair share of our collective attention this year. It's time for their penance. True, we're likely to hear more from this bland in 2011. But until then ...