Get Animated! Introducing Michael Manasco as Teleport Man

Have you entered our Get Animated! contest? Why not? Details are here: http://on.fb.me/eFbtC0 Michael Manasco wishes he had the ability to teleport. With those powers, he'd call shenanigans on bloviating politicians and newscasters. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? How would you use it? (Remember, with great power comes great responsibility).