YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK...

If the music proves distracting (it is for a few people), you might want to mute it. Some of these jokes are original, some of them not so much, some of them might not be but I thought they were. Some were inspired by real events, which means some of these I really did do. Song is Hillbilly Bone sang by Blake Shelton; silent is too silent and I couldn't find any freeplay songs that were good enough... so bring on the infringement notices.

In fact on YouTube it got removed sooner than I expected (immediately) lol see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4UNS0GjKy0