Rejected Super Bowl XLIV Commercial

In this highly controversial rejected super bowl ad, our young protagonist, Jared Witter, learns the dire and instantaneous repercussions of eating his roommate's Crunchy Chicken feet. No one knows if Colonel Crunch's is a real company, where they got the money necessary to even submit a super bowl ad, or how Chicken Feet could ever possibly be delicious, but one thing is for sure: This Victim got off on the wrong foot. For Murder. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!