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Mary Tyler, Millennial is a horror comedy about our current past, present, and future. New to Los Angeles, Mary Tyler (Mary Ryan) takes a job at a mysterious startup called DaJaVue, which begins to warp her reality in strange and unsettling ways. Izabella Watson (Lucy Blehar) is the youngest CEO in America, and her amazing, fantastical yet unproven device, The DaJa, is poised to take over the tech world. Her lapdog assistant, Constance (Brigid Marshall), does everything possible to clear a shining path for Izabella's plans. Mary's roommate, Shelly (Sarah Moliski), balances her new acting gig on a cat-centric web series called Felinious with keeping her best friend's feet on the ground. Meanwhile, her co-worker, Donna (Victoria Allen) raises important questions about the direction and solvency of DaJaVue.
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00:00:00How long do you see yourself being here?
00:00:11Interviewer take two.
00:00:13Mark.
00:00:14Mark.
00:00:15What personality characteristics make you, you, a good fit for this company?
00:00:22Um...
00:00:23Oh, well I'm very positive.
00:00:26I'm hardworking, I'm driven, and...
00:00:29I do everything that I'm told, and I don't ask a lot of questions, and...
00:00:35I think I just bring a lot of fun and excitement to a room when people are dropped or down
00:00:42or just not ready to do their job.
00:00:45I do what needs to be done.
00:00:47I'm extremely picky, and that's important.
00:00:53Straight shooter.
00:00:54I really don't like any nonsense at all.
00:00:57I'm pretty free-spirited, so I kind of go with the flow, and I think that'd be a good
00:01:02fit.
00:01:03Yeah, I'd be good here, for sure.
00:01:05I am alive, and I have a soul.
00:01:10I really like getting like-minded people in a room together and solving the world's problems.
00:01:17I'm kind of a neutralizer.
00:01:19I feel like a lot of people lose their edge when I walk in the room, and I think it's
00:01:23a good thing.
00:01:24I'm excitable.
00:01:26Okay.
00:01:28What personality characteristics make you a good fit for this company?
00:01:34I love to work with other people and develop relationships that are both professional and
00:01:40also fun.
00:01:43I also think that I can kind of keep my eye on the goal.
00:01:46I think sometimes it can be easy for us to forget about what our ultimate purpose is
00:01:52within a company, and I'm pretty good at keeping my eye focused on that.
00:02:05Oh, so you're new-new.
00:02:07Not just new to Deja View, but new to L.A.
00:02:09I call it L.A.
00:02:10Not to be mistaken for Louisiana.
00:02:12Fine people down there, of course.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15I mean, really misguided.
00:02:16Outside of New Orleans, at least.
00:02:17Which is so fun.
00:02:18Like, a total mess, of course, but still really fun.
00:02:20No offense.
00:02:21None taken.
00:02:22I'm not from there.
00:02:23I'm from further east.
00:02:24Oh, like the Orient?
00:02:25Oh my gosh.
00:02:26I didn't mean that in, like, a racist way.
00:02:27I meant that in, like, an Oriental rug way.
00:02:29You know, they're so beautiful.
00:02:30And honestly, like, I don't quite understand what's wrong with the word Oriental.
00:02:35Um, well, I think some Asians might find it benign.
00:02:38You know, it's kind of a loaded term, meaning, like, exotic or the other.
00:02:42The other what?
00:02:43What?
00:02:44Did you, like, major in Asian Studies or something?
00:02:46No.
00:02:47Well, anyway, don't mention I said any of that to our HR coordinator, Shira.
00:02:51She's Oriental.
00:02:57Deja Vu is on the cutting edge.
00:02:58We are prime to, oh, and if you hear any rumor about the company being haunted by that startup
00:03:03from the 1990s, hubris, you know they did cute or uncute, don't believe any of it.
00:03:08Nobody died here in a mass suicide.
00:03:10Oh, God.
00:03:11Really?
00:03:12I did not hear about that.
00:03:13That's because it didn't happen.
00:03:14I mean, there was never any real proof of that.
00:03:16The company just crashed and burned, like a lot of startups back then.
00:03:19Sorry, where was I?
00:03:21You were telling me about Deja Vu.
00:03:22Yes.
00:03:23We are the leading emerging new media affiliated, all-encompassing, digital helpmate product
00:03:26producer for the foreseeable future.
00:03:29That is awesome.
00:03:30That is why I applied to work here.
00:03:31I want to be a part of something on the ground floor.
00:03:34And you know there are a lot of perks for working for a company like Deja Vu and for
00:03:37Isabella with a Z.
00:03:39She is amazing.
00:03:41Like the company is worth a kabillion.
00:03:43And she will not only change your whole life.
00:03:46Not only?
00:03:47But your whole understanding of what is even possible.
00:03:53I'm ready for it.
00:04:17Everything you see is my system.
00:04:30Everything you see is my system.
00:04:42Excuse me.
00:04:43Oh, sorry.
00:04:44Can you get out of the way?
00:04:45Oh, sure.
00:04:46Yeah, it's just kind of a tight squeeze here and I would like to avoid another phony harassment claim so
00:04:51Welcome to the big time kid
00:04:56Was he cosplaying like an asshole from an 80s movie? Cosplaying? No, he's just a normal current asshole
00:05:03But he's really good at what he does. What does he do? I don't know. Now, are you ready to meet Isabella?
00:05:08Isabella?
00:05:14Isabella, I have Mary Tyler here. Of course
00:05:19Mary, this is Isabella Watson, the founder of Deja View, the creator of the Deja, the youngest female CEO in
00:05:27America, the bringer of light. Constance, please. Sorry, just a few more. The shaper of the future, the spreader of knowledge, the little of the...
00:05:33That's enough. She is
00:05:35Is amazing. Mary, we are so pleased to have you on board
00:05:41It is so nice to meet you. I'm a big fan of yours. I loved your TED talk
00:05:49I mean, it was more of like a Theodore talk, if you know what I mean. Oh, that that is a joke. I like it
00:05:55I got it. The full name. Constance, you can leave us now. Oh, okay. Are you sure? I'm your right-hand person
00:06:02I can stay and do whatever you need. I'm sure
00:06:05And really I
00:06:07I only have my own two hands
00:06:10The hands which built this company from my single vision. My hands strong
00:06:15yet delicate
00:06:17Calloused yet tender to the touch
00:06:21Touch of genius
00:06:23The divine
00:06:25Feminine spouting the sharp horns of a bull in a capitalist China shop
00:06:36Forgive me, I had micro-dosed at a brunch with Elon Musk's former design head, and I fear I may have
00:06:43Macro-dosed. I'll just go
00:06:48Oh, snacks? No snacks. Are you sure? There are some amazing snacks out there. They are
00:06:55Amazing. Mary, we do not finish each other's sentences here. What she said. I find it
00:07:02Detrimental to not let full thoughts play out no matter how insipid they may be. Right
00:07:08Constance, please just go. Okay. I'll just be right outside the door
00:07:14Well now, Mary. Fair trade chocolate? Cashews? The good kind, not from the can. Anything? Really?
00:07:20Okay, I'll take a lobster thermidor. A what? A lobster thermidor. A lobster thermidor. Look it up. Lobster thermidor
00:07:27I want it here in 41 minutes. Can you spell it? Lobster thermidor. Thank you. Goodbye. Thank you
00:07:31Goodbye
00:07:33Bye-bye
00:07:35That should keep her busy for a while. Now, please have a seat
00:07:46Do you know how I built this company from a singular vision I had 14 months ago into the absolute
00:07:52Fucking juggernaut it is today. I'm sure there are a lot of reasons
00:07:56Go on. Oh, um, okay. Well, the quickest market jump in history
00:08:07The culture of aggressive openness, the ultimate influencer alignment
00:08:12Not to mention Wired's most influential person of the century way too prematurely issue. You did your homework?
00:08:19Yeah, I'm just really excited to be here. This is such a world-shaking company
00:08:25Remind me what it was. We hired you to do here again, right? Um, so I'm the AI I
00:08:31I'm the AI I
00:08:33Assistant to the I I I'm not Roman numerals or the I spelled out
00:08:38Mmm, the I I the influencer influencer. I know what an influencer influencer is. I coined the term. Oh my god
00:08:45Yes, you did. I'm so sorry
00:08:47I'm just a little nervous in your presence. I think you're going to work out
00:08:55You
00:08:58Some days you get good news and some days you get fantastic fucking news and today is the latter that's so cool
00:09:05Mm-hmm. Yeah, what are you doing? Oh, I'm trying to get a good shot for basic basic
00:09:11What no you psycho it's be a ESC. Oh, yeah, that's so hot right now
00:09:16Yeah, it's like Instagram except you can only post dark not a script black and white shots yourself or significant other love it
00:09:22Love it fuck over production simple is the new complicated. Mm-hmm. Listen, yeah
00:09:26I'm moving to Bali, but I need to raise money to do it. There are so many orphans in Bali that need help and
00:09:34Yeah, okay Dietrich von Hoppen sauce, you're the best
00:09:44Thanks again for the intro no biggie smalls. No, you're the best. Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck you
00:09:49You're the best
00:09:52All right, fuck you do a trick. Love you
00:09:55Do a trick so guess what the world's ending soon?
00:10:00What no, maybe I don't know but before it does I'm gonna savor this shit. So hold on to that snatch
00:10:04Okay, what did I say about that word a million times? But why are you making this about you?
00:10:09I have some awesome shit to share here. Okay, go on. Tell me. Mm-hmm
00:10:14Yeah, okay. So I've worked really hard for almost two years now
00:10:19And shit is finally starting to happen. It's happening happening. It's happening
00:10:24Okay, if you don't tell me
00:10:28Care about what actually is happening, but it's finally starting to happen. Okay. Yeah, so
00:10:35You're looking at the second lead on pop baskets calm new feature series. The light is what that's huge
00:10:42Oh my gosh. Oh
00:10:45Wait, so is that some sort of like streaming site? Can
00:10:49Can you not ruin this special moment for me right now? Yeah, it's like one of the top 30 streaming sites in all of Central
00:10:54North America from
00:10:57Saskatchewan Saskatchewan
00:11:00Saskatchewan
00:11:02Saskatchewan
00:11:05Saskatchewan to some small Texas town in Cambron, but either way it is a huge deal. Oh, congrats Shelly. Oh, thank you
00:11:11I'm literally ready to explode
00:11:15Okay, what did we say about that word to like ten years ago, but it's actually real because it's you know, okay, okay
00:11:22Yeah, sure. Fine. Um, okay. Well just tell me what the show is about
00:11:25Okay, so three sexy girlfriends from Eastern Europe moved to LA to join a singing group
00:11:30But they also possess the power to transform into cats who fight and sometimes even prevent crime
00:11:38felonious
00:11:40Sounds cool
00:11:42Felonious fling felonious felonious like felonious except, you know cats and cats are centric. Oh, okay. So the cats are felons. I
00:11:50Don't know. Maybe they were former felons. I've never saved the full script yet. Awesome. So what? Oh, this is another question
00:11:57I'm gonna hit you on the top of your head with this hardcover Bernie Brown, but come on. No, no
00:12:03It's kidding sort of do the cats fight Jesus Christ, why can't you just be a supportive friend? Yes. No, correct. This is big. Oh
00:12:13Honey I love hearing from you. I don't take it for granted
00:12:18Things are good. The first day of work went really well good. I'm glad I hope you're being careful though
00:12:24I heard about those murders
00:12:26What we're at deja vu
00:12:28No, just you know all over out there murders and cults and liberals mom
00:12:35There's some of that everywhere. Oh
00:12:37No, we don't have liberals here. There's probably a few
00:12:43honey, I just
00:12:45It's a really small town. I think I would know
00:12:47Oh
00:12:54Okay, here we go
00:12:56action films
00:12:58And romantic comedies have a lot in common. It's true acting in both requires
00:13:04stamina
00:13:06But the great philosopher Pat Benatar once said
00:13:11Love is a battlefield
00:13:13I love that song. You have to be prepared for setbacks
00:13:20Like the time my uncle
00:13:22Sued me and said I couldn't legally
00:13:26Change my name to Barrison Ford. Oh, that's terrible. No
00:13:32That didn't stop me from becoming a highly respected acting coach
00:13:37Gonna keep
00:13:44So proud of you striking out on your own though, I miss you though. I miss you too. Mr
00:13:51Whiskerville here misses you too. Oh my gosh, the cat looks so cute. I miss the cat. Say hello. Mr. Whiskerville
00:13:58Oh, I love him. Thank you for taking such good care of him
00:14:02You know, Kenny Kingston once said that cats are the souls of people who had a second chance at life and still aren't sure about
00:14:10It so they don't go out of their way to get reincarnated as a person. You're quoting Kenny Kingston mom
00:14:15Just let me finish. So so that's why they don't care that much and they're a little indifferent
00:14:20Well, you know, I don't believe in Eastern philosophy mom. He was a TV psychic
00:14:24Also, I'm not even sure he's alive anymore. Wait, but here's the best part because I'm a Christian
00:14:29I don't really believe what he says about reincarnation. So I think mr. Whiskerville
00:14:35One of those people who doesn't care about anything. I just think he's just a genuinely sweet soul
00:14:39I mean, this is and I miss you very much. I miss you. I miss home
00:14:45You're the most amazing mom ever and you have no idea how much I appreciate you
00:14:51Okay, you're gonna make me cry. So just tell me about the new job. Okay? Um, well, it's called deja vu
00:14:59That's Eastern philosophy though, right? No, that's actually a French expression, but the company is spelled different
00:15:06It's um, D A J a and then V you eat and they're gonna launch a new product called the Deja
00:15:11But deja vu is reliving the same feeling right? Yeah. Um, do you remember like in the Matrix? Oh
00:15:23I may have watched that a little bit too young. Well, maybe
00:15:28You gotta break rules sometimes, right? I mean, it's probably one of the best movies ever made. Where do we start?
00:15:34Let's go back to lesson one. What is acting? What is acting? Who really knows?
00:15:39He's right acting is the art of being handsome while talking and not moving your head
00:15:48Not moving your head take that again, okay
00:15:51Remember acting the art of being handsome, okay while talking and not moving
00:15:57For okay women that's acting that's out. You're talking but you're not moving your head. Okay, that's all time
00:16:03That's talking. You're handsome moving your head
00:16:10Your character is caught red-handed with evidence that suggests that he is
00:16:15Sleeping with the girlfriend's sister, but it's all a mix-up play the
00:16:21Acting is gonna be the same as if the hero in an action film is caught in the jungle with a gun in his face
00:16:29It's the same. It's always the differences. This is gold romantic comedy
00:16:34Anyways, this device could change the world. Well, that sounds exciting
00:16:39Just not too much. I hope though and too much change scares people
00:16:43If this thing does what it says it will this might revolutionize the whole world
00:16:47But like in a good way, just just be careful, honey
00:16:51I will mom. In the romantic comedy
00:16:54You're wearing a shirt, and you're not sweating. Mm-hmm
00:16:59in the action film
00:17:02You're shirtless and sweating
00:17:04Let's hear that again
00:17:06You're shirtless and sweating
00:17:09You're shirtless and sweating. You're shirtless and sweating
00:17:14You're shirtless and sweating
00:17:16You're shirtless and sweating
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:22That's it.
00:17:27Garrison Ford.
00:17:29He can't sue me again.
00:17:31No.
00:17:32I'll go with Garrison Ford.
00:17:34He's almost better than Harrison Ford himself.
00:17:37This has been Garrison Ford's acting.
00:17:41Let's take it back. I need to hear this again.
00:17:48Do you feel that you could defrag friends and family if necessary?
00:17:54Defrag like cut them up?
00:17:57Depends on the family member.
00:17:59I don't think I could do that.
00:18:01I thought a lot about this and I feel like I could.
00:18:03I've always wanted to be in the CIA.
00:18:05I don't want to do that.
00:18:06Do I have to do that?
00:18:08Defragging is my specialty.
00:18:10In fact, under special skills in my resume, defrag is in all caps.
00:18:15Family's always tricky.
00:18:17You know, my parents are cool, but they don't really move with the times.
00:18:22I mean, I could probably defrag from them a little bit.
00:18:25I will defrag anyone, anything that gets in my way.
00:18:31And I won't feel bad about it because I'm all about work.
00:18:39Oh, no. I love my family and friends so much.
00:18:42I don't think I could defrag them or anyone.
00:18:46I'm unfamiliar with defrag.
00:18:48No.
00:18:50Why not?
00:18:51Not my specialty.
00:18:53I think that I could do anything if I really wanted to, and I really tried.
00:18:58Defrag them?
00:18:59Yes.
00:19:00Oh, I already have.
00:19:07So, yeah, I'm still kind of trying to develop an overall strategy.
00:19:10I think that I was brought on for my earlier Snapchat successes,
00:19:13but I actually helped build the Natchevo Powder Drink IG account up to 232,000 followers in, like, four months.
00:19:20I think that caught Isabella's eye.
00:19:22That's great.
00:19:23I mean, if Isabella wanted you, that speaks volumes.
00:19:27She is amazing.
00:19:28She really is.
00:19:29So, it's your second full day here, and you've seen everything.
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:33Besides this being an incredible opportunity,
00:19:35what are you most excited and most fearful about regarding your future?
00:19:40Oh, well, my roommate Shelly, she's been out here for a long time.
00:19:45She's my closest friend back home.
00:19:47She's an actress.
00:19:48Interesting.
00:19:49Yeah, and I love California.
00:19:51Well, from what I've seen from movies and TV.
00:19:54And I don't know.
00:19:55I think I'm just ready to, like, go for it, you know, like extreme adulting.
00:19:58And your greatest fears?
00:20:00Oh, indecision.
00:20:02No, no failure.
00:20:04No, maybe not reaching my full potential.
00:20:07No, indecision.
00:20:09Yeah, that's it.
00:20:11Interesting.
00:20:12Is it?
00:20:13Yeah, maybe.
00:20:14Okay, so all of your virtual paperwork is in order.
00:20:18And once we get you your head chip, your paycheck and your deductions will be automated.
00:20:23Head chip?
00:20:24I don't think anyone really mentioned that.
00:20:26It's just a simple, tiny little implant that streamlines everything.
00:20:29Everyone's doing it.
00:20:31Is it mandatory?
00:20:32Of course not.
00:20:33I mean, it is highly, highly, highly encouraged.
00:20:37But no one will judge you harshly or make your life very uncomfortable.
00:20:43No, that won't happen.
00:20:46Because I'm the head of HR.
00:20:48Not on my watch.
00:20:50Okay.
00:20:51Oh, but we do hope that you'll reconsider.
00:20:53Because it is highly, highly encouraged.
00:20:55And just everyone is using it.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:20:59Shira, can I call you by your first name?
00:21:01Also, am I pronouncing it right?
00:21:02Shi-ra?
00:21:03Shi-ra.
00:21:05You pronounce it Shi-ra.
00:21:06Oh, cool.
00:21:07Shi-ra.
00:21:08Like, um, for the honor of Grace, Gal, woman power.
00:21:12What?
00:21:13No.
00:21:14What are you talking about?
00:21:15No, it's my name.
00:21:16Shi-ra.
00:21:17S-h-e-e-r-a.
00:21:19It's an important family name that actually has a very rich history in Korean folklore.
00:21:24Gal, seriously?
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:26No, I just thought it sounded cool.
00:21:29It just was no.
00:21:30It's not cool.
00:21:31I'm going to have to possibly reconsider whether or not you have the temperament and sensitivity
00:21:37for the requirements of the AII here at Deja Vu.
00:21:41Standards that we have tirelessly built for almost 14 months.
00:21:46No, no, no.
00:21:47Look, I am so sorry.
00:21:48That will absolutely not happen again.
00:21:51Look, I will not do that again.
00:21:54I really need this job.
00:21:57Congratulations.
00:21:59What?
00:22:00I was pretending that the name thing was a really big deal, when in reality, it's just not.
00:22:05I mean, it is a big deal.
00:22:07It's your name.
00:22:08If you're offended, then you're offended.
00:22:10You know?
00:22:11I was, like, a little offended, but...
00:22:14Oh, and I really want to stress the importance of the headship.
00:22:17It's highly, highly encouraged, and just everyone is doing it.
00:22:21Like, everyone.
00:22:24The important thing is, is that you took responsibility for your actions, and you promised to do better.
00:22:30It felt a little bit more like groveling, though.
00:22:33Well, you passed.
00:22:35Okay, so you'll meet Constance outside of Isabella's door at 6, and then she'll prep you for tomorrow's orientation with AII Margaret Q.
00:22:45She was in the field today?
00:22:46Yes.
00:22:47And there's a very important meeting with Polly Aronsonson, influential YouTuber.
00:22:53Yeah.
00:22:54Oh, I just really think you're going to be an intregal part...
00:22:58An in...
00:22:59An intregal.
00:23:00Intregal.
00:23:01That sounds weird.
00:23:02Intregal.
00:23:03Intregal.
00:23:04Intregal.
00:23:05Intregal.
00:23:06See?
00:23:07An integral part of whatever MQ has you do.
00:23:10Moving forward.
00:23:11Oh, okay.
00:23:12Thank you, Shira.
00:23:13Oh, Shira.
00:23:14Right.
00:23:15Shira.
00:23:16Oh, and I'm not infringing upon any kind of copyright law because it's spelled differently, even though it sounds slightly similar to whatever it was you were talking about.
00:23:24Oh, all right.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:26Sorry.
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:28Well, welcome aboard.
00:23:29Thanks.
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:31For the honor of Gray Skull.
00:23:48How long do you see yourself being here?
00:23:51You know, I can see myself being here for at least another month.
00:23:56Oh, I don't really know where I'd be tomorrow.
00:24:00I mean, we only live for today, right?
00:24:02I'm kind of in the middle of this thing with my band, but once that's done and Johnny gets his act together, I think we can...
00:24:11I think I'll be doing that.
00:24:12But, you know, this right now for as long as you need me.
00:24:15Yeah.
00:24:16Until I fulfill my purpose.
00:24:18Just long enough to pay off my car?
00:24:21As long as it takes.
00:24:22As long as you'll have me.
00:24:25I see myself being here for as long as the company stays alive, which I don't think is going to be very long.
00:24:31I hope I'm here for a long time.
00:24:33Both of my parents worked at companies almost all their lives, and I think there is a lot of integrity to staying at one place for a while.
00:24:42I think a lot of people my age don't love to stay at places.
00:24:46They love to hop around, and I think there's value in staying put.
00:24:50I think I'm going to be here for a long, long time.
00:24:53Forever?
00:25:10Virtual paperwork all done?
00:25:11Yes.
00:25:12Great. And are we going to fit you for your head chip now or later?
00:25:15Oh no, I passed on that.
00:25:17You passed on it?
00:25:19Yeah, Shira said it was not mandatory.
00:25:21Interesting.
00:25:23Well, we'll just get it done later.
00:25:25Everyone here has one, so it just makes everything easier.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:30Constance, who was that man?
00:25:32Who's who?
00:25:33That man.
00:25:34I don't see anyone.
00:25:36He was just there.
00:25:37I hate to burst your bubble, but lots of men are always just kind of standing there.
00:25:42No, but he was like creepily back there.
00:25:44Again, these are just things that you should be used to.
00:25:48No, never mind.
00:25:50Oh, I got to get this. Sorry.
00:25:56Hey, my good man.
00:25:57Hey, Chell.
00:26:00Mary?
00:26:01What is it?
00:26:02I can't believe you picked up.
00:26:03Why are you picking up? Who picks up?
00:26:05I pick up sometimes.
00:26:06Whatever, look, I need a favor.
00:26:08You always need a favor.
00:26:09Hey, someday I may do you a favor, okay? Ever think about that?
00:26:12Um, you know what? Chell, can we talk about this later? I kind of have to go.
00:26:15Fine. Love you, girl.
00:26:18Love you, too.
00:26:24Significant other?
00:26:25Oh, no. That was just my roommate. She had an emergency.
00:26:28Oh, is everything alright?
00:26:29Oh, yes. Everything's fine. Just climate change, death and destruction. Same old, same old.
00:26:36Well, death is life.
00:26:38Is it? I mean, it's kind of the opposite of life, isn't it?
00:26:42Anyway, let's just get you set up for your meeting tomorrow with Margaret Q.
00:26:47She is a-
00:26:49Amazing?
00:26:50Incredible. Big difference. And watch that sentence finishing.
00:26:57Who's Isabella talking to?
00:26:59Oh, that's Serge. He's one of the primary investors.
00:27:03Everyone here calls him Serge Protector, but you didn't hear that from me.
00:27:07If you see him in the hallways, don't make eye contact.
00:27:11Don Abernathy? That's more like it.
00:27:14Just one of those fellas in the hallways. Now, come on.
00:27:20That's where you're wrong, Smith-Jensen. All cats are not created equal.
00:27:27All cats are not created equal.
00:27:30All cats are not created equal. All cats-
00:27:33Oh, thank God you're here.
00:27:35Okay, so what is this favor? You got me really creepily stared at at work today.
00:27:39Well, why'd you pick up? You don't have to pick up. Serial killers pick up.
00:27:42Okay, what is your obsession with these serial killers?
00:27:44You need to stop watching Forensic Files until 4am, Shelley.
00:27:48Okay, well when else would I watch them, Mary?
00:27:51Okay, can you just-
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:55Okay, what is this favor?
00:27:57Well-
00:28:01So, one of the producers asked me to have a drink with him this weekend, and I don't want to.
00:28:05I agree, that's not a good idea.
00:28:07Well, you don't really know how things work out here. You know, I'm a veteran.
00:28:10Been out of films two years.
00:28:11Wow, me too. I saw so much.
00:28:14Well, it's helped. Whatever, look.
00:28:16I would never sleep with this guy in a million years, and I wouldn't even lead him on in any way.
00:28:21But professionally, it's a good idea to socialize.
00:28:24So I volunteered you to go to the date.
00:28:26What? No. Absolutely not. Nope.
00:28:28No, you have to be my wingwoman. You have to be. You must. Please. I really need this.
00:28:31Do we even know these guys?
00:28:33Yeah, they produce Melanias. It's a pretty progressive show, you know.
00:28:36God, cat people?
00:28:37Cat people? Crime fighters who are also singers? It's multi-layered, bitch.
00:28:41Okay, I really don't like this idea.
00:28:43I mean, they're actually good looking. Charming. Seemingly kind. I don't know. Our age.
00:28:50Okay, maybe this isn't the worst idea.
00:28:53I could have just described a serial killer.
00:28:55What? Why would you say that?
00:28:57I assume every man is a serial killer, then just work backwards with my trust runner.
00:29:01Look, I'm not really dating right now.
00:29:03Please, Biatch. You have to help, my friend. Help your sister in need. She needs help, mommy.
00:29:11Okay, you're being ridiculous.
00:29:13Mary, sometimes the most ridiculous people end up being the ones who save your ass.
00:29:34What are some of your personal experiences with Deja Vu?
00:29:38Deja Vu? Uh, jeez. I experience it a lot. I really think that Deja Vu is your second life.
00:29:48Deja Vu has been the most exciting project I've worked on in my entire career.
00:29:55Why?
00:29:58Why?
00:30:00It's challenging not just industry concepts, it's challenging aspects of reality itself.
00:30:11Can you ask that question again? Can you ask that question again?
00:30:14What are some of your personal experiences with Deja Vu?
00:30:18Ooh, that's creepy. I feel like I just encountered Deja Vu right now.
00:30:22Why does this feel familiar in my soul? Why do all these people look familiar?
00:30:27That's actually how I met Tanner, who is my life coach slash boyfriend that I'm living with in a van in Santa Barbara.
00:30:35Yeah, Deja Vu is a thing, for sure.
00:30:38There's just a lot going on, and I feel like my personality meshes well with the company, and then, yeah.
00:30:48I've experienced it, I've seen movies about it, and I just really relate to the whole idea of Deja Vu.
00:30:57I probably shouldn't talk about that, because I'll probably get in trouble if I do.
00:31:06Since I'm very new with the company, my experiences have been very limited.
00:31:11Deja Vu has always been in my blood, and so being in this company feels like the perfect fit.
00:31:18Well, every single day is a different kind of day, so when I'm thinking back to the weeks, months, years, lifetime,
00:31:29the things that really stick out are the things that are the most pointed.
00:31:35Deja Vu is a confirmation that life already happened, and you're just kind of re-watching it.
00:31:47I'm excited to see what happens. I'm excited to see where this company takes me. I feel good about things.
00:31:55Deja Vu!
00:32:01So, what is it we're talking about here? It's not synergy, okay? It's not corporal cohesiveness.
00:32:08A term Isabella coined.
00:32:10It's none of these buzzwords we've heard before.
00:32:13This is something.
00:32:19This is...
00:32:25This is...
00:32:33Beyond Transcendence.
00:32:35Welcome to the future.
00:32:38This is the Deja 4.0.
00:32:47The only thing you'll ever need.
00:32:52Now, I know you've all been working very hard, but it is simply not hard enough.
00:32:57Um, excuse me, what is she doing? I have a deaf nephew and that is not sign language.
00:33:03I am expressing Isabella's words in a visual and ethereal way.
00:33:07It's not formal, but it is a language.
00:33:11I kind of find it offensive.
00:33:13Yes, often, offensiveness is the best defense.
00:33:19Many of you have the previous prototype, and they're all working okay?
00:33:23Yes? I myself will be beta testing the 4.0.
00:33:27Serge and I have meetings in D.C., Zurich, Grand Cayman, and in Winston Atmos' private island, Blockchain Bay.
00:33:34At this point, I'd like to go around the room and share our status updates.
00:33:38You are all responsible for your own actions, and to show us your shining paths forward.
00:33:43Okay. First of all, my Deja thing, it isn't working, okay? It's not activated at all.
00:33:50I've called IT, I've talked to a buddy over here.
00:33:53Okay, I hear you, and I understand your frustration.
00:33:56Some of the previous models, while sleeker and more chic, have had some severe startup issues.
00:34:02It doesn't even turn on.
00:34:04Voice automation, voice ID, voice password, nothing.
00:34:08It can be frustrating.
00:34:10How can I sell a product if I can't experience it for myself?
00:34:13Good question, Donna. Great, great cue.
00:34:17The Deja is shrouded in secrecy for a reason.
00:34:20You have all signed an NDA form for a reason.
00:34:23You are all paid well for a reason.
00:34:28Constance, please sit down.
00:34:31Sit.
00:34:34We are dealing with revolutionary proprietary property here, okay?
00:34:40But what does it do?
00:34:42If you have to ask, you don't know yet.
00:34:45That's why I'm asking. I can't get an answer.
00:34:48And what you don't know is everything else you'll ever need.
00:34:53I'm getting really frustrated.
00:34:55Use your frustration to quell your inaction.
00:34:58Goddammit.
00:35:00It is very complicated technology, okay?
00:35:03And for those of you who are not yet head-chipped,
00:35:05and again, if you're not head-chipped, I don't know what the holdup is.
00:35:09It will invariably cause some issues with the thought linkage, all right?
00:35:13And Amar will get you all caught up down the line.
00:35:16Again, you are using beyond transcendent technology.
00:35:20You are all very important in the success of this company.
00:35:25Now, I have to go. Serge and I have a meeting with Congressman Jump.
00:35:28Please continue.
00:35:29And don't forget, we have to make our dates.
00:35:32Now, don't think of them as deadlines.
00:35:35Think of them as lifelines.
00:35:39Yeah!
00:35:44Whoa, all righty then.
00:35:46Quick update on the influencers.
00:35:51We have Naroba Jones on board.
00:35:54She has over 3 million original IG followers
00:35:58and has agreed to do several placements prior to launch.
00:36:02We also have Quinn Whiteman, YouTuber and professional gamer slash MMA fighter,
00:36:10who has signed an exclu-tech-jewelry-lifetime contract.
00:36:17And, of course, the big news.
00:36:19Isabella is introducing a branded water that will be the purest on earth.
00:36:27Maybe even the universe.
00:36:29That is interesting.
00:36:31Wait, water? Why are we getting into that?
00:36:34We don't even know what our product is yet and we're branding water.
00:36:36Oh, honey, it's exclu-water.
00:36:39Offered to Deja clients first, it will go hand in hand.
00:36:42And the influencers love water.
00:36:45We all like water.
00:36:47It's essential to life, I get it.
00:36:49But I don't know what the fuck this thing is supposed to do.
00:36:52It does everything.
00:36:54I don't know what that means.
00:36:56I think it's kind of like an all-purpose device, right?
00:37:00So it helps with directions, it plays music and movies.
00:37:04It holds all the information, right?
00:37:08Idiot, that is such a pedestrian way to put it.
00:37:11It does everything.
00:37:17Does it? Because I haven't seen shit.
00:37:20Well, Amar will give us a technical update.
00:37:23It is not our job to know how it works, am I right, buddy?
00:37:27That's exactly right.
00:37:29You see, buddy Amar Jackson and the whole development team,
00:37:34they are handling the science.
00:37:36It's our job to sell the sorcery.
00:37:47Congressman, I've been assured that you can push this past the committee stage relatively painlessly.
00:37:52Of course. That's never been a problem.
00:37:54Then maybe you'd like to tell me why the Deja still has so many earthbound hoops to hop through.
00:37:59Ms. Croft, Watson, we're doing everything we can.
00:38:04I'd certainly hope so.
00:38:06I'd hate to think that your re-election coffers were to suddenly run dry.
00:38:11Run dry?
00:38:14Malvina.
00:38:16Step aside, Cinch. Malvina is here.
00:38:19Oh, um, I should go.
00:38:22You will stay there, tiny American.
00:38:25I'm not really tiny. It's just that we're on Skype and it's a small window, so maybe she minimized it.
00:38:31You will all be minimalized if we do not see the progress we were promised.
00:38:35We are making great strides.
00:38:38I'm sure you are.
00:38:40You are quite the strider, aren't you?
00:38:44I really should go.
00:38:46Congressman, don't forget who you work for.
00:38:49Corporate donors?
00:38:51Of course not. You work for the people.
00:38:54Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:56Okie dokie. I'm gonna hang up now.
00:39:00It's basically like at the cutting edge at the very tip of Occam's razor.
00:39:05Yeah, no more overfitting.
00:39:07We're past through it now, people. We're through the looking glass.
00:39:10Okay, okay, enough.
00:39:13Let's just make sure we hit our dates, people.
00:39:16I can only influence influencers.
00:39:19It's your job to make sure it works.
00:39:22Shira, anything?
00:39:24Um, not really.
00:39:26Oh, just if you haven't gotten your head ship yet, you might want to get with IT and schedule in, okay?
00:39:31I'm not getting that, so either this thing works or it doesn't.
00:39:34And if it doesn't, I'm totally fine with that.
00:39:36I'm the office manager, and even though I've only been here a couple months,
00:39:40I've been noticing some bookkeeping issues that I think we really need to address.
00:39:43Oh, shh, shh, shh. I don't think this is the time or place.
00:39:46Really? When would that be then?
00:39:49Because I don't see people talking about the things that really need to be talked about.
00:39:52Okay, done indeed.
00:39:53Checks are being cashed, the company is flush,
00:39:56and we are on the precipice of a new technology that is going to change the world.
00:39:59Who cares about some minor accounting mistakes?
00:40:03Who said they were minor?
00:40:05Oh, okay. All right, everyone, let's just take a breath.
00:40:08Meld with your deja, whatever you have to do.
00:40:12What's that?
00:40:14Oh, yes, that's right. I've got to run.
00:40:17I have scheduled a coquicha green tea with the former VP of the CW.
00:40:22Cheer up.
00:40:23Oh, thanks, MQ.
00:40:25Okay, now, Amar is here from development to tell us some exciting news
00:40:30about the upcoming months in the third quarter before the preliminary end-of-year deadlines.
00:40:37Okay, everybody, everything's going okay.
00:40:42Buddy and Jackson have been doing amazing work,
00:40:46and I'm a little nervous right now.
00:40:50You were embarrassing me in there.
00:40:53Was I? I'm so sorry.
00:40:55I just was trying to get a hold on what the device actually does.
00:40:58We know what it does. It does everything.
00:41:00It's the only thing you'll ever need.
00:41:03Are you finishing my sentences?
00:41:06You know how we feel about that around here.
00:41:09I'm sorry, Margaret Q.
00:41:10Confirm my meetings for tomorrow, my meetings for tomorrow.
00:41:13We have a very busy, very important day.
00:41:15Will do.
00:41:16Oh, oh, I wasn't talking to you.
00:41:22The phenotype problems are in hand.
00:41:26The symbol manipulation algorithms, those are a...
00:41:33I'm really bad at public speaking, guys.
00:41:36It's better when I sing it.
00:41:48Many of you have asked
00:41:50How many people want to know
00:41:52How long will it last
00:41:54What makes it all go
00:41:56The Deja 4.0 is where it's at
00:42:00We're not taking any more shortcuts
00:42:03Because the fix is in
00:42:06The fix is in
00:42:08The fix is in
00:42:10The convolutional neural
00:42:12The update never ending
00:42:14The impossible made possible
00:42:16The AIs were bending
00:42:18Oh, the fix is in
00:42:20The fix is in
00:42:22The fix is in
00:42:24Probabilistic methods
00:42:26Let your mind expand too
00:42:28The fix is in
00:42:32Intuitiveness
00:42:34And impulse control
00:42:36The motherfucking theory
00:42:38Of everything
00:42:40That hubris shit
00:42:42Didn't happen here
00:42:44We're all one consciousness
00:42:48So let's raise a beer
00:42:51Raise a beer
00:42:55Now the fix is in
00:42:57Shove it up on me
00:42:59Now that the fix is in
00:43:09Mary, I wanted to personally thank you
00:43:12For your hard work and dedication.
00:43:14Of course, Isabella.
00:43:16Honestly, I'm the one who should be thanking you, though.
00:43:18Hmm. Perhaps.
00:43:22Anyway, how is everything going?
00:43:25It's going great.
00:43:26Margaret Q has really taken me under her wing.
00:43:29Excellent.
00:43:30Soon your wings will be strong enough
00:43:32To fly on their own.
00:43:34Oh, indeed. Yes.
00:43:36You know, Mary has turned me on
00:43:38To this basic app.
00:43:40Which, it seems, has some untapped potential.
00:43:43It's expanding.
00:43:46As is the universe.
00:43:49You can say that again.
00:43:51As is the universe.
00:43:53You can say that again.
00:43:55As is the universe.
00:43:57Oh, you can say it again.
00:43:58Sorry to interrupt, guys.
00:43:59I have somewhere I have to be now,
00:44:01But I'll be in the office early tomorrow morning.
00:44:03Oh, bright and early.
00:44:04Yes, of course.
00:44:06Thank you, ladies.
00:44:08I couldn't do everything I do without your support.
00:44:11Of course.
00:44:14Is life itself simply an information superhighway?
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:20All things considered,
00:44:22We're just living in someone else's world,
00:44:25And the more information that you can gather and glean,
00:44:28And, um...
00:44:32Yeah. Totally.
00:44:34Superhighway.
00:44:36Extra superhighway.
00:44:39I mean, if it is,
00:44:41It's definitely speeding.
00:44:43I like the thought.
00:44:45If you're not on that highway,
00:44:48You're drowning.
00:44:51You know, some people say that,
00:44:54But I like to think of it more as an emotional minefield.
00:44:58That is an interesting way to describe life.
00:45:01Yeah, I like it.
00:45:03I don't think we were put here to just be bits of data.
00:45:08But...
00:45:10I think that's the way we're headed.
00:45:13If you take a turn and get off the highway,
00:45:17And you can kind of enjoy life for a second,
00:45:19I think it's hard, though.
00:45:21I think a lot of us just want to stay on the highway
00:45:24For as long as we can.
00:45:26Itself is life, and life is itself.
00:45:29So life itself is a superhighway,
00:45:32And life itself is super, and it's also a highway.
00:45:35And when you put that together, it's a superhighway.
00:45:39Life is full of information,
00:45:42And we're always driving on highways,
00:45:45And I think that all of that just creates this giant world
00:45:49That collides on our highway,
00:45:51And gives us all this information.
00:45:53So, yeah.
00:45:54So, I'm in the passenger seat,
00:45:57And Isabella is driving.
00:45:59She would honk.
00:46:01I think life itself is happening in a split second.
00:46:04And it's partially predetermined
00:46:08In the sense that it's happening so quickly.
00:46:10So, if it's a superinformation highway,
00:46:14It feels like rush hour because you're in it,
00:46:17But when you look at it from the aerial view,
00:46:19It's going to be like...
00:46:21Ticket down point three.
00:46:23Trying to keep it low-key.
00:46:25Ticket down point three.
00:46:27Trying to keep it low-key.
00:46:29Ticket down point three.
00:46:31Trying to keep it low-key.
00:46:34I could be knee-deep in that Chernobyl miniseries
00:46:37That I never got around to watching.
00:46:39But instead, you're out of the apartment,
00:46:41You're helping your dear friend,
00:46:43There's no nuclear explodies in sight.
00:46:45It's explosions.
00:46:47And the guys aren't here yet,
00:46:48So there's plenty of time for a disaster.
00:46:50Oh, shit, there they are.
00:46:52Oh, God, that one has a mustache.
00:46:54L-l-l-ladies.
00:46:56Glad you guys found the place all right.
00:46:58Kind of discovered this spot a while back.
00:47:01No biggie.
00:47:02Nah, man, nothing gets me excited
00:47:04Like the vegan egg rolls we're about to eat.
00:47:06This is my business partner, rich.
00:47:08Yeah, I am rich.
00:47:10And my name is rich.
00:47:11Rich Ramirez.
00:47:12I'm Shelly.
00:47:13I'm Tate.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:15Gary Rich.
00:47:16This is Mary, my roommate.
00:47:17I'm also best friend.
00:47:18Mary Tyler.
00:47:19Gary Ridgeway.
00:47:20Hi.
00:47:21Shelly Wood.
00:47:22And now they all know each other.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:25So Shelly tells me that you work on felinias,
00:47:28Cats that fight crime,
00:47:30And they sing?
00:47:31Yeah, but it's not like that.
00:47:32They are, uh, they can turn into cats.
00:47:34And they're also a singing group.
00:47:36Right.
00:47:37I gotta admit, though, I was pretty pissed off
00:47:38When I saw that trailer for that Cats movie musical thing.
00:47:42What?
00:47:43Well, Cats premiered on Broadway like 40 years ago.
00:47:46Yeah, I just think what we're doing is topical and important.
00:47:49And I hate that I get discouraged, you know,
00:47:51Comparing our project to theirs and shit.
00:47:52But I guess I just gotta stay in my lane, you know.
00:47:55Be present.
00:47:56That's what Joe Rogan says.
00:47:57Right.
00:47:58Um, well, Cats fighting crimes.
00:48:00Is that topical?
00:48:02I read a lot of Eckhart Tolle, so yes.
00:48:04I would know.
00:48:05Right.
00:48:06I mean, I can relate.
00:48:07Work is hard.
00:48:08I compare myself a lot.
00:48:09It's easy to get.
00:48:10Mary, you're a workaholic.
00:48:12No, I'm not.
00:48:13Are you kidding?
00:48:14You're there all the time.
00:48:15I am not.
00:48:16I just started working there.
00:48:17You've been there for like two months.
00:48:19Have I?
00:48:20And what do you do?
00:48:21Oh, um.
00:48:22I'm gonna get a drink.
00:48:23I've actually only been doing clear liquids
00:48:24Because I'm trying to cleanse my aura.
00:48:26What would you like to drink?
00:48:27Um, sure.
00:48:28I'll get you something clear.
00:48:30I know what you want.
00:48:31Yeah, you do.
00:48:37You know, the food is good.
00:48:39But I gotta say, my mom makes a killer scallopini
00:48:41You just can't compete with.
00:48:45And.
00:48:49And.
00:48:50You just put chickpeas in a blender, right?
00:48:52And just call it Middle Eastern.
00:48:54Be specific like.
00:48:56That's a t-shirt.
00:48:57You're so smart.
00:48:58Thanks, bro.
00:48:59Well, guys.
00:49:00I hate to be that person.
00:49:01But, um.
00:49:02I'm not gonna order another drink.
00:49:03I have an audition really early in the morning.
00:49:05And.
00:49:06Yeah.
00:49:07You know what?
00:49:08I should actually lift back with her.
00:49:09So.
00:49:10Yeah.
00:49:11Oh, you mean Uber?
00:49:12I mean, people.
00:49:13That's cooler.
00:49:14Right.
00:49:15Well.
00:49:16You know.
00:49:17I have a big meeting in the morning.
00:49:18So.
00:49:19We gotta.
00:49:20We gotta go.
00:49:21Well.
00:49:22How about a shot of Casamigos for the road?
00:49:24I'm actually not drinking any clear liquids right now.
00:49:26I'm kinda all around.
00:49:41Don't.
00:49:43Don't.
00:49:44Don't even think about it.
00:49:45If you want it.
00:49:46Yeah, if you want it.
00:49:47Come on.
00:49:48Yep.
00:49:49If you want it.
00:49:50Don't.
00:49:54Um.
00:49:55What is that all about?
00:49:56Pre-game dick measuring contest.
00:49:59Why don't we just put our portion on my cart to tell you for wifi?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02That's fine.
00:50:03So.
00:50:04Are we going to die alone?
00:50:05Everyone dies alone.
00:50:06No.
00:50:07Some people die together.
00:50:08I just have to fucking pray that not every single guy in LA is a complete asshole.
00:50:12Maybe just the ones that hit on me are.
00:50:14Or maybe I'm not putting out the right signals to the right men.
00:50:16Or maybe my therapist is right.
00:50:18Maybe I'm self-sabotaging.
00:50:19It's sabotage.
00:50:20You say sabotage.
00:50:21I say sabotage.
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:24Look.
00:50:25I refuse to let you think that you're doing anything wrong here.
00:50:28Look.
00:50:29Maybe we should go out with some like boring accountants.
00:50:32Or maybe like a nice school teacher.
00:50:34But do I think we're doing anything wrong here?
00:50:37No.
00:50:38Does that one guy remind you of Tom from college?
00:50:41The red hair.
00:50:42Oh God.
00:50:43Yeah.
00:50:44With the guy tongue thing.
00:50:45Like.
00:50:46You know what?
00:50:48I'm just so sick and tired of feeling crazy all the time.
00:50:51They make us feel like it's our fault that we haven't found love yet.
00:50:54I miss my ex.
00:50:56I think I'm going to drunk text him.
00:50:57Um.
00:50:58I don't think you can plan on drunk texting somebody.
00:51:00I think that defeats the purpose.
00:51:02Or fake drunk text.
00:51:04Oh God.
00:51:05That's so much worse.
00:51:06You know what?
00:51:07Fuck it.
00:51:08Maybe I'll fake drunk text Andy.
00:51:09God.
00:51:10I miss him.
00:51:11You know what?
00:51:12If he was here we'd be making fun of these guys.
00:51:13He used to love that shit.
00:51:14You know what?
00:51:15It's not even worth being in a relationship.
00:51:17My bedroom wall is a better listener than most guys.
00:51:19And that won't give you HPV?
00:51:20Fuck.
00:51:21This is not good.
00:51:26Jesus fuck.
00:51:28This is poop.
00:51:33Two million dollars.
00:51:35Two million dollars.
00:51:38This cost us two million dollars?
00:51:42It's retro.
00:51:44Yes.
00:51:46It looks like something from 1992.
00:51:49Okay?
00:51:50It looks like fucking cute or uncute.
00:51:52Well 1992 was a good year.
00:51:55People liked that year.
00:51:57It does harken back to a simpler time.
00:52:00Exactly.
00:52:01That's actually what we were going for.
00:52:04Let's just keep it mysterious until we're closer to launch.
00:52:08We're close to launch now.
00:52:10Okay?
00:52:11We're on the launch pad.
00:52:12The engines are firing.
00:52:14We're ready to blast through the baryonic into the thermosphere.
00:52:17We could add some tabs.
00:52:19Maybe be a link.
00:52:21I say we keep it mysterious.
00:52:23Influencers love mysteries.
00:52:26To be fair, web design isn't really my forte.
00:52:29I'm more used to, like, link grand genes and shit.
00:52:33People are on edge around here.
00:52:35And I think it has to do with that tall woman with the curly hair and the deep voice.
00:52:39Are you there?
00:52:41Hello?
00:52:42Yes.
00:52:43I'm displeased that you've attempted to contact me during a triple Jovian eclipse.
00:52:47Sorry.
00:52:48I'm just a little nervous about the head chip infuser.
00:52:51You just jam it into his neck.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55Questioning turns to welcoming right quick.
00:52:57Right.
00:52:58Okay.
00:52:59In the branded water, I'm still waiting to hear back from the warehouse.
00:53:03Hmm.
00:53:04Yes.
00:53:05I do believe I've reached a final, elegant decision.
00:53:09Everything you do is so final.
00:53:11Constance.
00:53:12Constance.
00:53:13Yeah?
00:53:14Cease talking.
00:53:15Okay.
00:53:16Now.
00:53:17I'm doing it.
00:53:18That's it.
00:53:19From when I said it before, I meant for it to be silent from then on out.
00:53:22Totally hear you.
00:53:23I will be quiet now.
00:53:24Right.
00:53:25So what you just said, I would have preferred to not hear.
00:53:27Sure.
00:53:28Ready?
00:53:29One, two, three.
00:53:30No talking.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:32Constance, enjoy the eclipse.
00:53:33Bye.
00:53:34I love you.
00:53:35Oh, wow.
00:53:36She's like David Copperfield.
00:53:38Oh, it's very nice to see you.
00:53:49Nice to see you.
00:53:50Oh, Mary.
00:53:51Mary, Mary, come here.
00:53:52Mary, this is Elena.
00:54:00Hi.
00:54:01Hi, nice to meet you.
00:54:02Nice to meet you.
00:54:03Elena was the AII before you.
00:54:05Oh, okay.
00:54:06But then she got away.
00:54:07Yes.
00:54:08I had some family issues to attend to.
00:54:10We were so sorry to lose you.
00:54:12Yeah, but I'm sure Margaret Q has Mary up to speed, right?
00:54:15Oh, yeah.
00:54:16She sure does.
00:54:17You getting along okay?
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:19I mean, Margaret is just amazing.
00:54:20Yeah.
00:54:21Anywho, Elena left a few things in her desk, so if you wouldn't mind taking a look.
00:54:26Oh, of course not.
00:54:27Thank you so much.
00:54:28Let's go.
00:54:30You did such a good job getting the AII position up and running.
00:54:41We have been so busy.
00:54:42There's so much we're doing.
00:54:43You sure this is the place for you?
00:54:45Yeah, of course.
00:54:46I mean, I've learned a lot here.
00:54:48Look, I don't know you, but maybe you should consider another job.
00:54:52Another job?
00:54:53This place, it can get to you.
00:54:55Yeah, of course.
00:54:56I mean, work is hard.
00:54:58Everything okay?
00:54:59Um, yes.
00:55:02We were just discussing BASIC and how it's really taking off.
00:55:06Oh.
00:55:10Okay, bye.
00:55:12Bye.
00:55:13Bye.
00:55:28Silence.
00:55:30Silence.
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00:55:55Silence.
00:55:56Everything you see is minus something.
00:55:59Everything you see is minus something.
00:56:09I don't understand.
00:56:11Why aren't you on set now?
00:56:13I mean, we're paying for this, aren't we?
00:56:15Well, there have been some issues.
00:56:17Yeah, it's not going well.
00:56:19I need space to create.
00:56:22It's 800 square feet.
00:56:24Zanzibar is one of the most highly sought-after movement intuitives in the world.
00:56:30The most.
00:56:31Right.
00:56:32The most.
00:56:33And the universe.
00:56:34Universe.
00:56:35He has over 680,000 original IG followers.
00:56:41And he single-handedly saved Snapchat's ass last year.
00:56:45We all remember that, right?
00:56:47Less said, the better.
00:56:54Oh, hello!
00:56:56Me?
00:56:57Oh, of course.
00:56:59Of course, me.
00:57:00Because you are a person standing there in front of me.
00:57:03I didn't mean to startle you.
00:57:04Oh, no, of course not.
00:57:06Just taking a break in the break room.
00:57:09Yeah, I was just gonna get something out of the fridge.
00:57:12Nice fridge, that.
00:57:13Fancy.
00:57:14It's got a clock on it.
00:57:15Even got an alarm that tells you when the door's been open for too long.
00:57:21I'm Mary, by the way.
00:57:23Richard Croft.
00:57:24Nice to meet you.
00:57:26Richard Croft?
00:57:27As in, like, founder of Hubris, Richard Croft?
00:57:30Cute or uncute, that was ours.
00:57:33Oh my god, you're like a legend in the look-based judgment sites.
00:57:38A life well lived.
00:57:40Do you work here?
00:57:41In a way.
00:57:43I'm like a glorified AI consultant.
00:57:46I like to still stay in the game.
00:57:48I'm the new AII.
00:57:51New?
00:57:54Seems to me you've been here quite a while.
00:57:56Does it?
00:57:57Yes, it does.
00:58:01Well, I gotta get back to work.
00:58:04Gotta keep working.
00:58:06To make up for it.
00:58:14Are you cute or uncute?
00:58:19I think we know the answer to that question.
00:58:22Opinions vary.
00:58:27I don't know, am I? Am I cute?
00:58:29I don't know, I don't try to be cute.
00:58:31But, you know, if you think I'm cute, that's cool.
00:58:35You know what? I'm cute, but sometimes what I have to say is uncute.
00:58:39I am cute, and there's no arguing about that.
00:58:43That's just a fact.
00:58:44I guess I'm uncute.
00:58:48Maybe...
00:58:51Maybe I'm cute?
00:58:53No.
00:58:55I think it depends on who you ask.
00:58:57I'm totally cute, come on.
00:59:00I mean, you can ask my girlfriend that question.
00:59:02I'm definitely cute.
00:59:04People love me, and they love my energy.
00:59:08This might not be an appropriate question, necessarily, for an interview, but...
00:59:14I'm cute.
00:59:16Why so?
00:59:20Mainly because if you're un-something, cute or not, then you're simultaneously also the thing.
00:59:29Because your attention is focused upon both at the same time.
00:59:35Which is why when someone's like, don't think about elephants, you think about elephants.
00:59:40I'm definitely uncute.
00:59:42Why is that?
00:59:44It's just what my mom told me.
00:59:48I don't know what more I can do.
00:59:50I'm giving him total creative freedom.
00:59:52I don't want cameras there.
00:59:56It's a commercial. You're the Deja.
00:59:58You represent how it does everything. That's what you wanted, right?
01:00:01I cannot have it limiting me.
01:00:04Can you shoot the commercial without a camera?
01:00:10What? No.
01:00:12Miss Watson, what are you even asking?
01:00:14She means from a distance.
01:00:16No. No camera.
01:00:18Exactly.
01:00:21No.
01:00:22Exactly.
01:00:25Yes, you don't.
01:00:27You don't? Interesting.
01:00:29You don't finish my sentences.
01:00:33Constance. Constance.
01:00:37Hello?
01:00:38Yeah. Hello.
01:00:39Are you currently in the space?
01:00:41Yes.
01:00:42Chip Infuser?
01:00:44Right here.
01:00:45I'm counting on you.
01:00:47I won't let you down.
01:00:49Well, we'll see. Margaret Q is stuck in traffic, both physically and emotionally.
01:00:54So I need you to make it clear why Vonadoo should sign a lifetime contract.
01:00:59He's still meditating? He's also very intimidating.
01:01:03He's medimitating.
01:01:05Center yourself.
01:01:06He has over 4 million followers. I can't even get my mom to call me back.
01:01:10Constance, we will have over 4 billion followers when all is said and done.
01:01:15Okay, he's coming back out.
01:01:17I'll be watching you.
01:01:20Okay. I've read the contract. It seems pretty straightforward.
01:01:23I thought you were meditating.
01:01:25I can meditate.
01:01:27I thought you were meditating.
01:01:29I can meditate and read contracts at the same time.
01:01:31I was also playing a video game and meditating on a completely separate plane.
01:01:34Wow.
01:01:36So, it's pretty straightforward.
01:01:39Two million dollars, 80 placements a year, including pictures, hashtags, TikToks, black and whites on basic.
01:01:46Yes.
01:01:47Does the Deja look good in black and white?
01:01:49Even better.
01:01:51What's it do again?
01:01:53It does everything.
01:01:55It does everything?
01:01:57It does everything.
01:01:58It's an all-purpose.
01:02:00It does everything.
01:02:01It does everything you need it to do.
01:02:03Cool.
01:02:06My back?
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:08Okay.
01:02:09I'd like a couple of cases of that water, too.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:19You know, if you put your hair down and took those glasses off, you might be cute.
01:02:25So, I'll just let myself out then?
01:02:28The back.
01:02:30Okay.
01:02:31Just try not to be seen.
01:02:56I'll have to run that by Margaret Q.
01:02:58She's used to getting whatever she wants.
01:03:00Yeah, a lot of people aren't here like that.
01:03:02I know, right?
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:05You, uh, your Deja thing working?
01:03:07No, it's not.
01:03:08Buddy at IT said it's not going to work until I get the head chip thing.
01:03:11Oh, yeah, mine, too.
01:03:14I just, I ain't getting a head chip.
01:03:17I think everybody's doing it.
01:03:19Not everyone.
01:03:23All right, I gotta get back to it.
01:03:26Next quarter's budget is completely out of whack.
01:03:29Plus, I gotta change for the HTM thing.
01:03:31The HTM thing, what?
01:03:33E-H-T-M.
01:03:35Extreme Hot Transcendental Meditation.
01:03:37You gotta come, too.
01:03:38I'm not dressed for that.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:40Come on.
01:03:41Stop whining.
01:03:42Let's go.
01:03:47How often do you guys do this?
01:03:49This is the second time.
01:03:51Some real shit must be going down because last time we did this,
01:03:54she fired and hired 10 new people in one day.
01:03:57Oh, great.
01:03:59You're wearing pads.
01:04:01Settle in, everyone.
01:04:02When Isabella arrives, she wants to get right into it.
01:04:05I'm already here.
01:04:08Settle, everyone.
01:04:10Transcendental Meditation.
01:04:13It is the life elixir of progress.
01:04:16To be a part of this team means to be a lobster amongst prawns.
01:04:20I am definitely feeling like a lobster right now.
01:04:23Stagnancy is unwelcome here.
01:04:25By meditating and sweating,
01:04:27we can release the blockages in both our minds and our bodies.
01:04:32Sweating.
01:04:36Shut up, Constance, now.
01:04:38I want you all to find stillness.
01:04:41Close your eyes.
01:04:42Mary, close your eyes.
01:04:44Mary, close your eyes.
01:04:47Very good.
01:04:50You are perched atop a great mountain.
01:04:53You are surrounded by fog.
01:04:55You hear nothing but fog.
01:04:58You are nothing but fog.
01:05:04Let your physical form melt into liquid around you.
01:05:08It is runoff on the mountainside.
01:05:11All of our body shapes melt off and collect into runoff
01:05:15that eventually joins into the sewage of the masses
01:05:19and flows out into the ocean.
01:05:21Feel yourself detached from the laws of gravity,
01:05:25from the laws of physics,
01:05:27from the laws of the government.
01:05:32You are untouchable, boundaryless.
01:05:36You have been chosen to transcend this realm
01:05:39and be a pioneer of real reality.
01:05:42Embrace discomfort.
01:05:44Just safe deep.
01:05:46Fly away from the nest, my little birdlings.
01:05:50We are snails crawling along the edge of a straight razor.
01:05:54Have you ever considered any real freedoms?
01:05:58Horror and moral terror are your real friends.
01:06:01This is so fucking hot.
01:06:04It's too dangerous.
01:06:06What is it going to be?
01:06:07What we live in is pure bliss.
01:06:09It's limitless.
01:06:11Knowledge.
01:06:12Intelligence.
01:06:15Power.
01:06:17Set yourself free and evolve.
01:06:20Set yourself free.
01:06:29Oh my god, Constance!
01:06:32Oh!
01:06:38It's okay. I'm okay.
01:06:41This happens all the time.
01:06:43To me.
01:06:45Yeah.
01:06:47Pussies.
01:07:02I am a scientist.
01:07:04I am a scientist.
01:07:06I am a scientist.
01:07:08I am a scientist.
01:07:10I am a scientist.
01:07:12I am a scientist.
01:07:14I am a scientist.
01:07:16I am a scientist.
01:07:18I am a scientist.
01:07:20I am a scientist.
01:07:22I am a scientist.
01:07:24I am a scientist.
01:07:26I am a scientist.
01:07:28I am a scientist.
01:07:30I am a straight shooter.
01:07:32I like to make sure that we are all being fair and forthright.
01:07:38If you ask me to do something, like, I'll do it.
01:07:41I don't veer.
01:07:46Um...
01:07:49I usually use 20s.
01:07:52But sometimes when I'm low on money, I use ones.
01:07:58I try to use the bigger bills because I get the better, bigger butts, bigger bills.
01:08:09You didn't think I'd find out, did you?
01:08:12Where you're going after this depends on where you've been.
01:08:17You thought no one would care.
01:08:20If everyone goes willingly, then hey, it's all part of the plan.
01:08:25Deja vu is a confirmation that life already happened.
01:08:32Life already happened.
01:08:34And you're just kind of re-watching it.
01:08:38But you didn't count on me.
01:08:41You didn't count on friendship, sisterhood, basic human decency.
01:08:50We all have a responsibility in this life to look after one another.
01:08:55To grow.
01:08:56To learn from our mistakes.
01:09:00To make this world a better place.
01:09:04But you shirked that charge.
01:09:09You abused it.
01:09:11You perverted it.
01:09:14You profited.
01:09:16You make me sick.
01:09:20Ooh, I saw through you right from the start.
01:09:28Your time is over, Smithinson.
01:09:31My, uh, catty colleagues, as you dismissively refer to them as.
01:09:37I've already subdued your guards.
01:09:43You're cornered.
01:09:44You're weak.
01:09:45You're scared.
01:09:47And you're going down.
01:10:09Cut. That was perfect. Moving on.
01:10:11Okay. Should I, like, go into my spin there?
01:10:14Oh, no, that's okay. We'll pick that up later.
01:10:16Okay. Can I get an oat milk latte?
01:10:24Mary. Mary.
01:10:25Yes?
01:10:26Today is the day. Today is the thing.
01:10:29Today's the big meeting, right?
01:10:31Yes. Something very big is brewing.
01:10:33Could be a new influx of money, a release date announcement.
01:10:37Isabella has kept it really under wraps.
01:10:40You know what it could be?
01:10:41It could be the launch of the branded water.
01:10:43I saw some bottles being set up in the conference room.
01:10:45The water. I bet that's it.
01:10:48The purest water in the universe.
01:10:50I knew they'd go with that one.
01:10:51Yeah, and you know what?
01:10:52This could be a really good opportunity for us to get this in the hands of the influencers.
01:10:56The influencers will drink this up, literally.
01:10:59I was being serious.
01:11:00Oh.
01:11:01Now, go.
01:11:02I will see you at the meeting at three, and we will discuss strategy afterwards.
01:11:06Oh, where are you going?
01:11:07Do you need me to come with you, or?
01:11:09Oh, no.
01:11:10I just need to do some astral planning in my Tesla for an hour or so.
01:11:39Valvina. Valvina. Valvina. Valvina.
01:11:44Valvina. Valvina. Valvina.
01:11:47That girl.
01:11:49I don't know what else goes on.
01:11:52So the question is, how are we going to make Valvina happy?
01:11:57Because I assure you, she is not happy.
01:12:01She is coming.
01:12:03Well, Valvina is never happy.
01:12:06Head is never happy, wheel is never happy, and honestly, I am never happy, but what is happiness really? It's an illusion.
01:12:22Illusions can be dangerous.
01:12:29Is that some type of threat? Because trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm threatened.
01:12:53Hi, Mary.
01:12:54Hello, Richard, right?
01:12:56That's right, yeah, yeah.
01:12:58What are you doing?
01:13:03I'm working. I have to keep working to make up for it.
01:13:08To make up for what?
01:13:15Just keep working. Just keep working.
01:13:23Just keep working.
01:13:26Just keep working.
01:13:32What is the meaning of life?
01:13:36I'd say it's to get, like, as many Instagram followers as possible.
01:13:40Love yourself. Get massages.
01:13:44I think that's what life means.
01:13:46Well, you know, Tanner says that it's about, like, giving love and giving it to whoever wants it, and, you know, that's what he says to all seven of my sister wives, but I also think that it's about sharing time with people, specifically one person, in a committed thing where you have rings, you know?
01:14:09So maybe that's the meaning of life, like a family, where it's just you and that person and not sister wives.
01:14:15I feel like we are here to have experiences and make the most of it and obviously procreate, since we all do it.
01:14:24Be compassionate and sweet to each other.
01:14:28The meaning of life is what you make it.
01:14:32To have fun.
01:14:34We all work together accordingly.
01:14:39Life is meaning, and meaning is life.
01:14:42They're interchangeable, so I don't really see a difference.
01:14:45It's like I don't see color.
01:14:47Life is death and death is life.
01:14:53I don't know.
01:14:55This is the kind of question that makes me feel dumb.
01:15:09I don't know.
01:15:11I don't know.
01:15:37Hey, Chelle.
01:15:38Oh, Mary, thank God you're there.
01:15:39Where else would I be?
01:15:40Exactly.
01:15:41You didn't even know the other night how long you've been there.
01:15:43I'm fine.
01:15:44I'm telling you, I know things.
01:15:46This is a wild, wild country.
01:15:48What is this all about?
01:15:49I'm about to go into, like, a big meeting.
01:15:51They're saying this could be, like, the most important meeting ever.
01:15:53Oh, I'm sure they are.
01:15:55Look, all I know is something don't feel right and I want you to know I got your back, girlfriend.
01:15:59Thanks.
01:16:00I got yours, too.
01:16:01Yep.
01:16:02Keep it 100.
01:16:03Um, what are you up to?
01:16:05Thelonious is shooting late.
01:16:06Yeah, I don't know.
01:16:07I feel really bad for Victoria.
01:16:08Our characters get to spin and transform into cats, but hers takes, like, almost six full minutes of screen time.
01:16:13And it's this really graphic, grotesque, American werewolf in London type ordeal.
01:16:19And it's crazy.
01:16:20She's, like, screaming the whole time and there's all these gross effects.
01:16:23It's disturbing.
01:16:25Why would they do that?
01:16:27I don't know.
01:16:28Commentary, social commentary or something.
01:16:30Hey, it's a bait shark.
01:16:31I gotta run, Chelle.
01:16:32See you later.
01:16:33All right.
01:16:34Peace.
01:16:38Peace.
01:16:39Peace.
01:16:40Peace.
01:16:41Peace.
01:16:42Peace.
01:16:43Peace.
01:17:08Today is a great day.
01:17:31We have secured funding for the rest of 2021, taking us through the launch.
01:17:36All right.
01:17:37Dad, keep it going.
01:17:40Shut up.
01:17:41To celebrate, I brought the Deja Vu water.
01:17:44It is the new premium advanced formula.
01:17:48Nothing but the best, right?
01:17:50That's right.
01:17:51Constance, please pass them around to anybody who doesn't have one.
01:17:58Serge, anybody else?
01:18:00Everyone, make sure you have one.
01:18:02This is the purest water in the universe.
01:18:04All right.
01:18:07So, let's toast.
01:18:09It's bad luck to toast with water.
01:18:11Oh, well, the fun stuff comes later.
01:18:13Come on, people.
01:18:14Drink up.
01:18:16Come on, everybody.
01:18:17Let's get happy.
01:18:18Cheers.
01:18:19Cheers, people.
01:18:20What's going on?
01:18:24Why aren't you drinking it, Constance?
01:18:26Come on, take a couple little sippies.
01:18:28Come on.
01:18:29What are you doing?
01:18:30Take your hand off of her.
01:18:32You are all so lucky to work here, you know that?
01:18:34You ungrateful little fucks.
01:18:35Drink it.
01:18:37Drink the water.
01:18:38Why isn't anybody drinking it?
01:18:40Drink it.
01:18:41Look, it's...
01:18:45It's good.
01:18:46It's good.
01:18:47It's good.
01:18:48Drink it.
01:18:49Why aren't you drinking it?
01:18:50Drink the water.
01:18:51Drink it.
01:18:52Drink the water.
01:18:53Why isn't anybody drinking it?
01:18:55It's the premium advanced formula.
01:18:57Stop.
01:19:00Melvina?
01:19:01I am not Melvina.
01:19:07I am Laura Marsmore, lady FBI agent.
01:19:23It's a swift wind that spears me away now.
01:19:26Ma'am, don't forget to speak to us in the lobby.
01:19:28Of course.
01:19:31I just can't believe that.
01:19:33Everyone, it's okay.
01:19:35Just take the weekend to decompress.
01:19:37Don't mention this on social media and maybe it will blow over.
01:19:41Holy shit.
01:19:43That was close.
01:19:44Very close.
01:19:45I hope to see both of you back on Monday.
01:19:48Are you insane?
01:19:49Oh, I assure you, I'm not insane.
01:19:53I gotta go.
01:19:54Talk later, Mary.
01:19:55Bye.
01:19:56Mary, let's talk next steps.
01:19:59Let's get into the basics game.
01:20:01Instagram is waning.
01:20:02You kids are looking back.
01:20:04Black and white.
01:20:05Simple selfies.
01:20:06I get it.
01:20:07I'm into it.
01:20:08I like it.
01:20:09Back to basics.
01:20:10Get it?
01:20:11Margaret, you know it's times like these when there are opportunities.
01:20:14And you know, in Asian languages, the same word for opportunities is also favorable set of circumstances.
01:20:23Margaret Q.
01:20:24Mary.
01:20:25I bid you a good day.
01:20:28Mary.
01:20:29I said good day, Margaret.
01:20:32Okay?
01:20:33Mary.
01:20:35Mary?
01:20:38Mary.
01:20:39Mary!
01:20:41Mary!
01:20:45Oh my goodness, I'm coming out there.
01:20:47You're not coming out here.
01:20:48Here has nothing to do with it.
01:20:50She's right, Mrs. T.
01:20:51I mean, back home, I was attacked like so many times.
01:20:54I mean, nothing that bad.
01:20:55But still, it wasn't good, you know?
01:20:57Oh my goodness, Shelly, are you okay?
01:21:00Well, I mean, I'm totally emotionally scarred and likely facing a lifetime of therapy and I have serious, serious issues that will take a long time to resolve.
01:21:10But, yeah, totally okay.
01:21:13Fabulous.
01:21:14Look, Mom, we're both okay.
01:21:15Financial fraud is a serious thing.
01:21:17I don't like you being around it.
01:21:19Look, I think I'm going to get a job at a yoga studio or something.
01:21:22At least for a little while.
01:21:24Oh, yoga?
01:21:26Sounds exotic.
01:21:29I'm not allowed to like yoga.
01:21:30It's hot yoga.
01:21:31Like, so hot.
01:21:33Well, okay, girls.
01:21:34I'm going to let you go.
01:21:36Okay, Mom, I love you.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:38Mr. Whiskerville sends his best.
01:21:41Hi, kitty.
01:21:42Hi, Mr. Whiskerville.
01:21:49Okay, Mom, bye.
01:21:50Peace, Mrs. T.
01:21:51I love you.
01:21:52Love you.
01:21:55Thank you so much for not mentioning the water.
01:21:57You've got to tell her sometime.
01:21:58I know, I just, I kind of want to let it breathe.
01:22:00Mr. Whiskerville is very cute.
01:22:02He's very cute and very smart.
01:22:05Cats.
01:22:06Felines.
01:22:08Cats.
01:22:09Felines.
01:22:11Cats.
01:22:12Cats.
01:22:13Cats.
01:22:14Felines.
01:22:15Felines.
01:22:17Felines.
01:22:18Felines.
01:22:20Felines.
01:22:21Cats.
01:22:24Feline.
01:22:25Felines.
01:22:43Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you.
01:22:46You meddling kids.
01:22:48Did you just finish my...
01:22:49Sentence.
01:22:52Is that supposed to be funny? Or ironic? Or whatever the fuck you call it now?
01:22:56You can't hold me.
01:22:58You really think the threat of a brief white-collar prison stay scares me?
01:23:06Wipe that smug yet impeccable MAC makeup grin off your privileged little face.
01:23:13The joke's on you, Mars Bar.
01:23:16My face ain't little.
01:23:20I remember when the law meant something.
01:23:23When justice was an actual, tangible thing that people could hold out hope for.
01:23:28You know, that's really cute. You should write a poem about it.
01:23:32Maybe I will!
01:23:49What do you believe comes after this life?
01:24:06I don't know.
01:24:08I'll have to ask Isabella and get back to you.
01:24:14I think we turned into unicorns.
01:24:16Which is weird, because then we go into a whole different sphere.
01:24:19Each person, because there can really only be one unicorn in each sphere.
01:24:25Unicorns.
01:24:29Believe. I believe it.
01:24:33I'd like to come back as a cat, but unfortunately I feel like I'm probably going to come back as a roach or something really crawly that people step on.
01:24:41I don't know.
01:24:42I hope that it's like heaven, but I also think that you get reincarnated.
01:24:49And then you're reincarnated, there's like a slipstream, and then you come back.
01:24:55And then maybe you come back better, and maybe you come back to a life that isn't in Havana, you know?
01:25:03I'm happy with the choices.
01:25:07I'm afraid to find out.
01:25:09Hopefully internal happiness, because I feel like I'm putting in enough work here that I should live a happy afterlife, personally.
01:25:18I hope that after this life we just have a great big reunion with all of the loved ones that we had in our life now and past,
01:25:29and that we all have a giant party with our ancestors after we all perish.
01:25:35I'm not religious, but I still like to envision that there's a good thing that happens after you die.
01:25:42Because I think the alternative is just too bleak for me to even comprehend.
01:25:47If you decided to make your life worth something, then you're going to go to the afterlife.
01:25:56It's potentially a second chance, but not in the sense that the first chance actually mattered.
01:26:04More in terms of like, I want to go down the water slide again, because it was fun.