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00:00It was last Monday night, the 300-pound Diesel squaring off against
00:05Razor Ramon in a tremendous match-up.
00:07Let's take you back now to some of the action and the call from ringside.
00:12Yes, here it comes, the Razor's Edge.
00:16I want you to take some of that money here.
00:18And there they go, the big man Diesel is going up with Lucas.
00:22Shawn Michaels.
00:23Shawn Michaels the NXT Undown Champion.
00:26Shawn Michaels attacking Razor Ramon from behind, and look at this.
00:32Unbelievable, boot to the head of Razor Ramon.
00:36What's he doing?
00:37I think he's taking what belongs to him.
00:39Wait a minute, now this Razor Ramon's in a Continental Championship belt.
00:42Do something about it.
00:43He has the belt in there.
00:44He's setting up Razor Ramon.
00:45He's gonna pile drop him.
00:47He's gonna pile drop him down in that belt.
00:48You want the belt?
00:49You can have the belt.
00:51Look at this.
00:52Wait a minute.
00:52That's the one, two, three, kill, isn't it?
00:55What's he doing there?
00:56The one, two, three, kill of Shawn Michaels all the way to the top rope.
01:01Here we go.
01:09How about that?
01:11An obvious set up on the part of Diesel and Shawn Michaels.
01:16Michaels was livid as a result of the one, two, three kid's interference last week.
01:20The challenge was made.
01:21The match will be held tonight on Monday Night Raw.
01:24Let's pick up these pre-match comments from Shawn Michaels.
01:27The undisputed World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion Shawn Michaels
01:32was just about to permanently imprint the emblem of the Intercontinental Championship
01:37on the head of that imposter Razor Ramon.
01:39When a one, two, three kid stuck his nose where it doesn't belong.
01:43One, two, three, kid, your short-lived career is about to come to an abrupt end
01:48tonight.
01:50There's a raucous crowd here tonight.
02:17We're all getting ready for Monday Night Raw.
02:22Oh baby.
02:25Hello everyone, welcome to Monday Night Raw.
02:30You heard the comments from Shawn Michaels, he is ready for action.
02:35What a match up.
02:36Shawn Michaels against the one, two, three, ten.
02:39You got one, two, three, ten.
02:40It's so lucky here on Monday Night Raw.
02:42He could walk out of here tonight, Intercontinental Champion.
02:46This is not a championship match up.
02:49Shawn Michaels is not the Intercontinental Champion.
02:51He is too.
02:52Scheduled for action as well, ladies and gentlemen, Doink the Clown.
02:56And where there's Doink, there's Deke.
02:58Well, where there's Deke and Doink, you usually got Jimmy Durante or a bucket of water.
03:02And now to start joining us will be the Big Hawaiian Crush.
03:05That means Savage could be in the building, could be in the neighborhood, could be under the ring.
03:11And by the way, Bobby, he did a few ratifications on a phone call moments ago before the broadcast
03:15from Gorilla Monsoon, who took exception to your remarks last week.
03:19So a little word to the wise, you ought to smarten up if I were you.
03:23Oh, I'm frightened.
03:25I'm here, he's in New Jersey, woofing down a big box of bananas.
03:29Sit down and keep your mouth shut, ape man.
03:32Here we go.
03:33And there he is, Bobby Levine.
03:35He didn't look what's around his waist.
03:37He has no business wearing that Intercontinental Championship belt.
03:41He is not the champion and he knows it.
03:43Well, he would not surrender the belt because he was never pinned.
03:46He never submitted.
03:48A 110-year-old president, Jack Tunney, is the one that stripped him of the title.
03:52But as far as I'm concerned, the fans are going to support him.
03:54I'm sure they're going to support him.
03:56I'm sure they're going to support him.
03:58I'm sure they're going to support him.
04:00But as far as I'm concerned, the fans are concerned.
04:02He's still packing the gold.
04:04He's the undisputed champion, as far as I'm concerned.
04:06As far as you're concerned, well, we saw the real champion last week.
04:10We saw Razor Ramon, who earned the title the old-fashioned way, the hard way, Bobby.
04:16And you saw what Razor Ramon had to do to win the title.
04:20Here on Monday Night Raw, Razor went through 19 other competitors.
04:24And climbing all the way to the top is Razor Ramon.
04:30Well, you can't take that away from him.
04:32He beat 19 of the top superstars here in the WWF.
04:34But he did not beat that man.
04:36And that man is the champion, as far as I'm concerned.
04:38And millions and millions of fans are concerned.
04:42And all the ladies.
04:44All right now, ladies and gentlemen, here he comes.
04:46The one, two, three kid.
04:48The young man who came in and unquestionably stamped the plot of Shawn Michaels and Diesel
04:55of attempting to put Razor out of action.
04:58That young man right there.
05:00Oh, yes, he is something else.
05:02Bobby Heenan.
05:04Well, I'll tell you something.
05:06Raw has put the one, two, three kid on the map.
05:08Or should I say vice versa?
05:10He's got more dumb luck happening for him than any athlete I've ever seen.
05:14Shawn putting the bad mouth on the one, two, three kid.
05:16This should be an unbelievable matchup.
05:18To the buckle.
05:20Shawn Michaels trying to muscle his way around.
05:22Look at Michaels now with the hard right hand.
05:24Succession of him now.
05:26And Fist of Cuffs.
05:28My hero Monday Night Raw after Raw.
05:30And down goes Shawn Michaels.
05:32The kid coming right back at him and a leap back by Michaels.
05:34Over the top now.
05:36From behind.
05:38Right out front misses.
05:40Shawn Michaels up and behind.
05:42Seesaw matchup.
05:44Look at this.
05:46Now the kid starts using his feet.
05:48Unbelievable.
05:50And another foot finds the mark.
05:52Michaels all the way to the outside.
05:55Shawn Michaels on a part of the one, two, three kid.
05:57And is he ready for action tonight or what, Bobby?
05:59Well, yes, he's ready for action.
06:01But you've got to ground the kid.
06:03You can't go out there and have the kid's kind of match.
06:05You've got to have your kind of match.
06:07You have to keep him on that map.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:11Look at this.
06:13The kid going up now.
06:15I've never seen that move before.
06:17Shawn Michaels can't take his eyes off the one, two, three kid.
06:19If he does, he's going to be out.
06:21You can't turn your back on him.
06:23He snuck up on Shawn Michaels.
06:25Came off that top rope.
06:27And now Michaels certainly finds himself in a most disadvantageous position.
06:29Coming in the hard way.
06:31Nice maneuver on the part of Michaels.
06:33Hooks the hips.
06:35No, reversal by the kid.
06:37And a suplex by the kid.
06:39Belly to back, one, two.
06:41Almost a count of three.
06:43The kid is all over Shawn Michaels.
06:45Michaels has got to be befuddled.
06:47Well, when the kid came down the aisle, you can tell he's ready.
06:49He likes to start all of his matches off like that.
06:51A lot of high aerial moves likes to take it to you.
06:53What you've got to do is you've got to back up.
06:55You've got to ground him.
06:57You've got to keep him down.
06:59Without his aerial moves, he's just another punk.
07:01Oh, really?
07:03Really.
07:05The kid will, of course, may take a risk or two to say the least.
07:07High risk maneuvers.
07:09The name of the game when it comes to the one, two, three kid.
07:11Sometimes they pay off.
07:13Sometimes they backfire.
07:15And almost a count of three again.
07:17Well, it's like playing the lottery, you know.
07:20Most of the times you go down the toilet.
07:22Uh-huh.
07:24Well, the kid unquestionably being watched by millions of fans.
07:26What a great matchup thus far to kick things off on Monday Night Raw.
07:28You can also bet Bobby Heenan that Razor Ramon is looking on somewhere.
07:30Oh, you bet he is.
07:32I bet you Diesel's watching.
07:34Almost again.
07:36I bet you Diesel's watching, too.
07:38I bet there's a lot of people watching this kid.
07:40The one, two, three kid.
07:42One of the more exciting athletes in the WWF.
07:44Going up to the top.
07:46More left.
07:48Now, there, clever maneuver on the part of Shawn Michaels.
07:50Finally, Michaels attempting to mount an offense.
07:52See, that's how professional he is.
07:54He set the kid up with that.
07:56Kid tried that move first using the top rope and the second rope.
07:58So, Michaels set him there again and just suplexed him.
08:00And, unfortunately, at the kid's weight and his physical stature being what it is,
08:02Shawn Michaels and everyone else knows full well that once you start to hammer the kid,
08:04he can't absorb a great deal of punishment.
08:06To the rope now.
08:08Puts on the brakes.
08:10Nicely done.
08:12The kid going to the other side.
08:14To the rope now.
08:16Puts on the brakes.
08:18Nicely done.
08:20The kid going to the other side.
08:22Same maneuver.
08:24Yes.
08:26Shawn Michaels.
08:28What is this?
08:30Did you see what Michaels did?
08:32The flying head scissor sent the kid flying to the rope to the outside.
08:34I hope you don't hurt the kid too bad.
08:36You know, he has a corner he has to do in the morning.
08:38He's a patrol boy.
08:40A patrol boy, Bobby Heenan.
08:42Michaels with his shoulder right in front of us.
08:44Hitting that ring post.
08:46And the kid goes back into the ring.
08:48Now what's he going to do?
08:50Where's he going now?
08:52Look at this.
08:54Wow.
08:56I can't believe this.
08:58The matchup will continue.
09:02We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
09:04What a matchup.
09:06The one, two, three kid against Shawn Michaels.
09:08This matchup was actually made last week.
09:11The one, two, three kid came in and saved the day on the part of Razor Ramon.
09:13And Michaels wants to punish the kid.
09:15That's why he challenged the kid.
09:17He wants to make an example of him.
09:19Look at the hook.
09:21The cover.
09:23The kid kicks out.
09:25Well, you know, McMahon, when children are bad, you have to discipline them.
09:27Now whether you send them to their room or ground them is one thing.
09:29Or you can do what Shawn Michaels did.
09:31You can just kick the stuffing out of them.
09:33Come on now.
09:35The kid, a youngster, no question of that.
09:37And perhaps overmatched with Shawn Michaels.
09:39Nonetheless, a tremendous competitor.
09:41Is he in double digits yet?
09:43The kid.
09:45Is he ten yet?
09:47Is he ten?
09:49The one, two, three kid.
09:51Uh-oh, look at this.
09:53Being set up by Shawn Michaels.
09:55Shawn Michaels now going up.
09:57Trying to hook the one, two, three kid.
09:59And unfortunately, this could do it.
10:01If he can suplex him.
10:03If he can hook him from the top here.
10:05This has got to be it.
10:07The kid with a right hand.
10:09And another one.
10:11Yes, look at that maneuver.
10:13And the kid down on the top rope.
10:15One perfect double dropkick.
10:17Look at that.
10:19Michaels kicking up and the kid kicking down.
10:21And unfortunately, Michaels.
10:23Two in.
10:25Come on, Danny Davis.
10:27Count of two, ladies and gentlemen.
10:29Shawn Michaels.
10:31When did you ever see a man dropkick from the floor?
10:33A guy coming down in the air?
10:36Then again, I've never seen a lot of things.
10:38We've already seen this matchup.
10:40And who knows what we're going to see, Bobby Heenan?
10:42Who knows?
10:44This is Monday Night Raw.
10:46Shawn Michaels and the one, two, three kid.
10:48And now, really trying to punish the kid.
10:50For the kid, helping his friend Razor Ramon out last week.
10:52Michaels and Diesel trying to set up Razor Ramon.
10:54They were going to try and rid the WWF of Razor Ramon.
10:56And it backfired, thanks to the kid.
10:58But the kid right now is pulling out of the ring.
11:00He's trying to get out of the ring.
11:02Razor Ramon.
11:04And it backfired, thanks to the kid.
11:06But the kid right now is paying his dues.
11:08I wonder how many St. Joseph aspirin-
11:10Look at that!
11:12I wonder how many aspirin the kid's going to have to take to make his back feel right.
11:14You cut the little yellow ones in half for him?
11:16Bobby Heenan.
11:18Back to the action now.
11:20The kid.
11:22And a collision! No!
11:24See, this is what's so scary.
11:26He could finish off right now.
11:28If he had a sense, he'd cover Shawn Michaels.
11:30Shawn Michaels and the 1, 2, 3 kid.
11:32Up you go here on Monday Night Raw.
11:34And just when you think the kid is going to be down and out.
11:36Forget it.
11:38Out of nowhere comes one of those devastating kicks.
11:40Now you never know about Shawn Michaels.
11:42This man may be playing possum.
11:44He is.
11:461, 2, 3!
11:48No!
11:50He didn't cover him, he laid his arm on him.
11:52That's okay, it was official enough.
11:54You can't even hook the guy's tights.
11:56Hook his tights?
11:59And again, both men back down.
12:01The 1, 2, 3 kid.
12:03And Shawn Michaels.
12:05And I'm surprised at the showing that the kid is making here.
12:07Because unquestionably, Shawn Michaels is one of the premier competitors in the WWF.
12:13And again, the referee continuing the count.
12:15Well, it shows you what great condition they're in.
12:17This match has been going on now for, I don't know, maybe 10, 12, I don't know, 15 minutes.
12:21It feels maybe, it looks to me like the average guy would be in there an hour and a half to go through the punishment they've taken.
12:27I don't think it can go much longer.
12:29And it may be that the official, getting close to the-
12:31No, Shawn Michaels makes the move.
12:33You usually know your count.
12:35You usually know where you're at.
12:37So you usually like to take it all the way to the hilt.
12:39Heart right in the block.
12:41And again, lands one.
12:43And the kid exchanging right hands with Shawn Michaels.
12:45I can't believe the kid has much behind the punches, but he has a great deal behind the kicks.
12:47Oh, look at that!
12:49Unbelievable!
12:51Shawn Michaels, the kid charging in.
12:53Yes!
12:55Shawn Michaels covering!
12:57Come on, kid!
12:59Covering!
13:01But the kid doesn't have it in him.
13:03He's hanging on himself.
13:05A one, two, three kid and Shawn Michaels.
13:07What a matchup!
13:09And going up to the top!
13:11And yes!
13:13Look at that!
13:15One, two, three!
13:17No, no, no!
13:19No, he didn't get him.
13:21No, he didn't.
13:23The kid's gonna go up again.
13:25Oh, no. Wait a minute.
13:27Where's he going now?
13:29We're gonna have to leave you for it.
13:31No, we're not.
13:33Wait a minute.
13:35We're back.
13:37We apologize for having to leave you earlier on.
13:39And Shawn Michaels, ladies and gentlemen, still going.
13:41A one, two, three kick.
13:43Shawn Michaels.
13:45Who has had a great deal taken out of him, but perhaps not as much as-
13:47Uh-oh.
13:49And I think now, using the old Razor Ramon tactic of,
13:52yes, it's time to finish him off,
13:54Shawn Michaels could very well do that
13:56to the one, two, three kick.
13:58Even you have to be surprised with the tenacity of the kick.
14:00Uh-oh. Wait a minute.
14:02What's this?
14:04Going for the piledriver.
14:06This is what he tried to do to Razor Ramon.
14:08No, he's going for the Razor's Edge!
14:10That's what he's going for.
14:12He's gonna stick it right up Razor Ramon's nose.
14:14Razor Ramon could be watching this if he is.
14:16He just saw the Razor's Edge
14:18used by Shawn Michaels
14:20on the one, two, three kick,
14:22and that will do it.
14:24Hey, wait a minute.
14:26He wants to punish him some more.
14:28Wait just a moment.
14:30The referee could disqualify Shawn Michaels
14:32because there, obviously,
14:34he had the kid pinned,
14:36unquestionably.
14:38No one gets up after that Razor's Edge.
14:40That reminds me of Monsoon's career.
14:42He spent most of it on his back, laying there, giving up.
14:44Wait a minute. I think we're gonna see it again.
14:46Yes. Here we go.
14:48Up across the back, the one, two, three kick,
14:50for another Razor's Edge,
14:52down to the canvas.
14:54Spike him like a dart.
14:56And unquestionably, Shawn Michaels is trying
14:58to make the kid pay.
15:00Trying to make him pay for interfering
15:02in Shawn Michaels' attempt last week.
15:04Uh-oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:06And here comes Razor Ramon.
15:08Did you see the look on the face of Razor Ramon Michaels now?
15:10With a one, two, three kick up
15:12for yet another one.
15:14Look at this. Razor's hanging on.
15:17Disqualifying right now.
15:19That does it right there.
15:21Yeah, disqualify Shawn Michaels for what he was trying to do to the kid.
15:23He was doing it. It was legal.
15:25He's in the ring.
15:27Now knock that lousy-looking smile off Razor's face.
15:29Wait. Whoa.
15:31Did you see that slap?
15:33Did you see that slap?
15:35I would have slapped the guy that sold me that lousy-looking shirt.
15:37Wait a minute. Razor Ramon going after Shawn Michaels.
15:41Razor Ramon.
15:43It's going after Michaels and running back to the dressing room area.
15:45Let's stay with it if we can.
15:47Hey, wait a minute. Look at this.
15:49Michaels tripped.
15:51We're going to get some poetic justice.
15:53I can't believe Michaels tripped just before going through the curtains.
15:55Now he's making a lunge.
15:57Razor's going to pull him back.
15:59Hey, did you see that?
16:01Wait a minute.
16:03Did you see what happened?
16:05That was Diesel.
16:07I think that was Diesel.
16:09That was just a blur. I didn't see anything.
16:11Diesel clobbered. He clobbered Razor Ramon.
16:13What's happening now?
16:15Michaels is all over Razor Ramon.
16:17There's an old saying.
16:19If you live by a cheap shirt, you'll die by a cheap shirt.
16:23Michaels is all over Razor Ramon.
16:25Choke him.
16:27Drag him out of the alley where he belongs.
16:29Take your title back.
16:31You start to wonder now whether or not this whole thing was a setup from the get-go.
16:33Oh, no. Look at...
16:35Oh, no.
16:37Razor Ramon.
16:39On the floor. On the cement floor.
16:42And down the Razor's edge.
16:44On concrete.
16:46Mm-mm-mm.
16:50This was unquestionably a setup.
16:52I believe Shawn Michaels was simply...
16:54He's back.
16:56What's he saying?
16:58He's saying, I think,
17:00you don't look like the bad guy, amigo.
17:02You don't look too tough now.
17:06Razor Ramon.
17:08There's his toothpick.
17:10I think he's back.
17:12Michaels is back with Razor Ramon.
17:14A doubleheader.
17:16Oh, no.
17:18The official is trying to calm Shawn Michaels down.
17:20Michaels is trying to teach Razor Ramon a lesson.
17:22Oh, look at this one.
17:24And Razor down on the concrete again.
17:26The Razor's edge applied to Razor Ramon himself.
17:28Razor couldn't wait any longer.
17:30He had to come help the 1, 2, 3 kid.
17:32This was a setup, Bobby Heenan.
17:34Give him another one.
17:36Give him three. Give him four.
17:38Who cares?
17:40We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
17:42We're Monday Night Raw, and I must say,
17:44everyone upset over what has happened
17:46to Razor Ramon.
17:48You saw that setup, Bobby Heenan.
17:50You saw Shawn Michaels completely set him up,
17:52running around the ring just ahead of Razor Ramon
17:54so he wouldn't catch him.
17:56And you saw unquestionably that Diesel,
17:58that had to be Diesel with that right hand.
18:00Well, desperate people do desperate things, McMahon.
18:02And obviously, Razor Ramon is going around impersonating
18:04the Intercontinental Champion.
18:06Shawn Michaels, and I'm not sure it was Diesel.
18:08I didn't see his face.
18:10That was a setup if there ever was a setup.
18:12And then from there, bringing the belt back
18:14and showing it to Diesel, showing it to Razor,
18:16sticking it right in his face.
18:18And then giving him the double-edged razor.
18:20Razor's edge on concrete.
18:22Twice. It's the double-edged.
18:24That's what happens when you are an imposter
18:26and when you're carrying around something
18:28that does not belong to you, and that's the gold.
18:30And here we go with the next matchup.
18:32Palm Beach Polo.
18:35Johnny Polo, manager of the WWF Tag Team Champions,
18:37the Quebecers.
18:41I'm still upset, Bobby.
18:43I just can't believe that setup that we saw.
18:45I can't believe that Diesel and Shawn Michaels
18:47would have set up Razor Ramon as they did.
18:49Like I said, I don't know.
18:51And using the one, two, three kid as the point.
18:53Well, he asked for it.
18:55Look what he did last week.
18:57And Razor Ramon's going around impersonating Shawn Michaels.
18:59I'm not even sure it was Diesel.
19:01I hate to judge a person unless I have the facts.
19:03Yeah, right.
19:05Johnny's got a lawn chair with him.
19:07He's going to relax a little.
19:09Johnny Polo, manager
19:11of the Tag Team Champions, the Quebecers,
19:13who may no longer be Tag Team Champions
19:15if, in fact, the Steiner Brothers
19:17or other tag teams have their opportunity.
19:19Well, the way the tag team situation
19:21is going here in the WWF,
19:23anybody could win at any time.
19:25Johnny Polo with a lawn chair
19:27out here on Monday Night Raw.
19:29Look at the derby.
19:33We're not the Mounties.
19:35No, you're definitely not the Mounties.
19:37Gorilla Monsoon, ladies and gentlemen.
19:39Earlier on, we made reference to a phone call
19:41I had just prior to broadcast with The Gorilla
19:43and Bobby Heenan.
19:45I'm glad to know that, well, you're not taking
19:47quite as easy as Johnny Polo,
19:49but at least you're taking it easy on the remarks
19:51as it relates to The Gorilla and for good reason.
19:53Well, why waste my time with that idiot?
19:55He's sitting home right now watching Monday Night Raw.
19:57He's got the blender going.
19:59The bananas are in there.
20:01He's got bananas on his cereal.
20:03I wish he'd climb a tree and reach for a banana
20:05and fall out of the tree and lay there like Razor Ramon.
20:07That'd be nice to see.
20:09Shot to Quebecer.
20:11Ready to lock up with his opposition.
20:13Burt Centeno.
20:15Is this an insult?
20:17What is he?
20:19Oh, come on.
20:21Give me a break.
20:23Nailing Burt. Go ahead.
20:25That'll get us a dropkick by Burt Centeno.
20:27You can't make fun of anybody here in the WWF
20:30Hey, wait a minute. Centeno just tagged out.
20:32Well, that I don't understand.
20:34And in the ring here now, Mike Walsh, ladies and gentlemen.
20:36I understand it perfectly.
20:38He's saving his butt.
20:40Oh, really?
20:42What do you think Jacques or Pierre would do to that guy
20:44if he was in there?
20:46I don't know what they would try to do.
20:48I don't know what they'd do.
20:50Well, thus far, the only fool in the ring is Jacques.
20:52Because Jacques tried to make fun of Burt Centeno
20:54as far as his stature was concerned a moment ago
20:56and he was slapped to it.
20:58You call Jacques a fool.
21:00How can I call him a fool?
21:02He never does anything foolish.
21:04He's not annoying.
21:06Still to come here on Monday Night Raw, ladies and gentlemen.
21:08We're going to see in action Doink the Clown
21:10along with Deke, I would suggest.
21:12And also scheduled for action will be
21:14the huge Hawaiian Crush.
21:16And by the way, we're going to a tip to reach.
21:18Look at this.
21:20Walsh with the leapfrog.
21:22Nice maneuver there on the part of Walsh.
21:24Mike Walsh closed down.
21:26Down to the canvas.
21:28And Pierre the Quebecer.
21:30You were saying what? You're going to try to reach who?
21:32We're going to try and reach the Macho Man Randy Savage
21:34who's on a tour with other WWF superstars
21:36over in the United Kingdom as we speak.
21:38Oh, don't try to snow the people.
21:40He's probably in the building.
21:42If you talk to him on the phone,
21:44he's probably in the hall on the phone.
21:46I better alert Mr. Fuji to this.
21:48This is another setup.
21:50And Centeno is paying the price earlier on
21:52that Jacques the Quebecer wanted him to pay.
21:55Wide open now.
21:57A slap in the chops.
21:59Jacques and Pierre the Quebecers.
22:01The tag team champions of the WWF.
22:03And Centeno
22:05might want to tag his partner Walsh.
22:07You had some success with the Quebecers
22:09a few moments ago.
22:11Welcome on his back.
22:13Use him as a doormat.
22:15Very nice thing to say.
22:17I've never said anything nice before.
22:19Matter of fact, I'd have to think about that.
22:21Over the top, down across the chest.
22:23Come on, ref, get in there.
22:25Let's have some rules.
22:27Let's have some regulations.
22:29As far as teamwork is concerned,
22:31the Quebecers, Bobby Heenan,
22:33don't leave too much to be desired, do they?
22:35I think they're a great team.
22:37They use fast tags.
22:39You notice they've got the
22:41hamma nigger in their corner.
22:43They're slapping him around.
22:45They're not worried about this hamma nigger.
22:47The hamma nigger you were making reference to,
22:49is that Johnny Polo?
22:51Johnny went right into the second rope.
22:53And a big laugh there
22:55on the part of Jacques.
22:59Boy, everyone laughing around here.
23:01Yeah, Bobby Heenan's having a big laugh.
23:03Well, it's fun to watch.
23:05And thus far here on Monday Night Raw,
23:07those who are laughing, Shawn Michaels,
23:09Diesel, along with Quebecers, Bobby the Brain Heenan.
23:11I don't think Razor Ramon's laughing.
23:13No, I'm sure he's not.
23:15He's probably telling the doctor right now,
23:17I do not know, amigo, how I got the eggs on my head.
23:19You messed with the Intercontinental Champions.
23:21That's how you got it.
23:23Centeno set up now.
23:25And a pile driver.
23:27Nicely executed by Jacques de Quebecer.
23:29As he sets him up.
23:31And here comes the tag.
23:33Uh-oh. Here we go.
23:35We've seen this before.
23:37This is a very devastating maneuver.
23:39From the top now, it's Pierre.
23:41Pierre with the lunge and down.
23:43Across the chest of Centeno.
23:45Oh, my.
23:48The count.
23:50Two and three.
23:52And Johnny Polo can finish reading his Palm Beach magazine.
23:54And get back into the ring and celebrate with the Quebecers.
23:56And Walsh coming over to help his partner.
23:58Uh-oh. Look at this.
24:00Walsh over the top to the outside.
24:02And what are they doing?
24:04Uh, they're taking a load off.
24:06Relax. Enjoy yourself.
24:08As a matter of fact, get out of my chair.
24:10Oh, no. Give me a break.
24:12Jacques and Pierre do that at picnics all the time.
24:14Standing by, ladies and gentlemen,
24:16will be Owen Hart with some commentary
24:18as it relates to the Survivor Series.
24:20However, speaking of pay-per-view events
24:22in the WWF,
24:24the next one up is the Royal Rumble.
24:26On January 22nd,
24:28get ready to rock and roll.
24:30It's the Royal Rumble.
24:32It's the Royal Rumble.
24:34It's the Royal Rumble.
24:36It's the Royal Rumble.
24:38On January 22nd, get ready to rumble.
24:4030 WWF superstar wrestlers
24:42bang heads in the over-the-top rope Royal Rumble.
24:44bang heads in the over-the-top rope Royal Rumble.
24:46I hope the ring doesn't tip over.
24:48Every two minutes, another bursts onto the scene.
24:50Every two minutes, another bursts onto the scene.
24:52Victory here is determined by strength,
24:54stamina, and the luck of the draw.
24:563, 2, 1.
24:583, 2, 1.
25:00The WWF Royal Rumble,
25:02live in your living room,
25:04January 22nd on Pay-Per-View.
25:06We will all look forward to the Royal Rumble
25:08on Saturday night, January the 22nd,
25:10live from Providence, Rhode Island.
25:12Already sold out.
25:14It is going to be an extraordinary event,
25:16ladies and gentlemen.
25:18Speaking of extraordinary events,
25:20that would lead us to the events of last week.
25:22Bret Hart, named the 1993 WWF Superstar of the Year.
25:24And with that in mind,
25:26Bobby Heenan unable to get comments last week.
25:28I believe standing by there,
25:30we have The Rocket, Owen Hart.
25:32Rocket, can you hear us?
25:34Yes, I can.
25:36Perhaps we could get your commentary
25:38as it relates to your brother winning
25:40that most prestigious award last week.
25:42Well, you know, Vince, that's really great for Bret.
25:44Everything's been great for Bret.
25:46But what about me?
25:48I'm the guy that stood beside him through thick and thin.
25:50And that's really great.
25:52He got an award for being the most outstanding
25:54superstar in the WWF.
25:56That's a big surprise.
25:58But you know what?
26:00I got an even bigger surprise for everybody out there.
26:02I have a surprise that's going to make everybody
26:04talk about me.
26:06That's right.
26:08The Rocket, Owen Hart.
26:10All right, well, thank you very much for joining us.
26:12Owen Hart, ladies and gentlemen,
26:14with his own surprise apparently coming up very soon.
26:16Bobby Heenan, your reaction?
26:18I can't wait to see that.
26:20You know, Bret has always overshadowed Owen.
26:22Bret has always pushed himself in front of Owen.
26:24He's always made sure that he was in the line.
26:26I mean, the man was Intercontinental Champion
26:28I don't know how many times.
26:30WWF Champion, King of the Ring.
26:32I mean, he's won everything
26:34except for washer and dryer here.
26:36No question about that.
26:38When we return, ladies and gentlemen,
26:40scheduled to join us, Doink, Deek, and maybe
26:42there'll be a gorilla thrown in.
26:44Who knows?
26:46We'll be right back with more Monday Night Raw.
26:52We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
26:54Take a look at that, Bobby Heenan.
26:56Yes, it's Doink and Deek.
26:58Doink and Deek.
27:00Jack Tunney two weeks ago said
27:02there can only be one Doink, and there is.
27:04But there's also only one Deek.
27:06I'd like to take him for a ride
27:08in that little buggy.
27:10Across the interstate, blindfolded.
27:12Let's be nice, please.
27:14Downhill.
27:16Doink and Deek.
27:18Deek, an early Christmas present
27:20given to Doink from you-know-who.
27:22Gorilla?
27:24No, that's Santa Claus.
27:26You better get that telescope fixed.
27:28The Hubble on the shuttle, they can zoom down
27:30and Doink will be the size of Deek,
27:32or Deek the size of Doink.
27:34I don't know. Who cares?
27:36Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
27:50All right, Doink and Deek getting set for action.
27:52Good look at Deek there, and Doink all set.
27:54Jacket's removed here, and Tony DeVito
27:56waiting patiently. You will recall, Bobby Heenan,
27:58several weeks ago... Basil DeVito?
28:00No, no, Tony DeVito. You'll recall
28:02several weeks ago at the Survivor Series,
28:04Bobby Heenan, much to the chagrin
28:06of Bam Bam Bigelow and company,
28:08there were, well, a whole host
28:10of Doinks.
28:12Well, there was Luke Doink,
28:14Butch Doink, Mom Doink,
28:16Mabel Doink, Oscar Doink,
28:18Mom Doink, Sister Doink,
28:20Aunt Doink. I don't know how many Doinks
28:22there were. Oh, my, you can pick up
28:24all the Survivor Series action, ladies and gentlemen,
28:26on Coliseum Home Video, being
28:28released this Wednesday. And,
28:30well, I can tell you, Bam Bam Bigelow is
28:32extremely upset, especially if you recall, Bobby Heenan.
28:34At the end of that match, the real
28:36Doink that we're taking a look at now
28:38had a message, a personal one, to Bam Bam
28:40Bigelow, and it might add to Luna.
28:42Well, you see, Doink
28:44is gonna get himself in a lot of trouble.
28:46That 14-pound little pal he has
28:48hanging around with him is not gonna give him any help.
28:50When Bam Bam the Beast from the East
28:52gets his hands on this clown,
28:54yeah, he's gonna be more than selling a Happy Meal.
28:56One thing about this clown, as you talked about,
28:58Doink the Clown is an extraordinary wrestler.
29:00Oh, he knows how to wrestle.
29:02You know, sometimes he'll punch you with the left hand,
29:04sometimes with the right. He's ambidextrous.
29:06He knows what he's doing in that ring.
29:08And Dink is...
29:10Dink's having a blast here on Monday Night Raw.
29:12You know, I'd like to hang Dink from my car mirror,
29:14just bounce him off the windshield, hit the brakes hard all day long.
29:16You know, Bobby Heenan,
29:18I believe you're not a nice man.
29:20I think Gorilla Monsoon is right.
29:22About what?
29:24About you.
29:26I'm only a product of my environment.
29:28Oh, I can't imagine what kind of environment
29:30that was. Certainly was not the
29:32environment of the royal family, although I guess
29:34they have their problems as well.
29:36Sure. Charles wants to nub Dai.
29:38Dai wants to go out with a skycap.
29:40You know, there's a whole bunch of stuff going on.
29:42That'd be nice. Back in action, ladies and gentlemen.
29:44Tony DeVito yet to mount really an offense.
29:46It appears as though that, no pun intended,
29:48Doink is sort of clowning around with DeVito.
29:50There's a quick full Nelson there by DeVito.
29:52And
29:54what's Doink going to do here
29:56to escape?
29:58Oh, simply a nice reversal.
30:00And look at that
30:02takedown. Most unusual.
30:04Still with a full Nelson there, Doink.
30:06Doink in pretty good condition.
30:08Speaking of condition, however,
30:10that would lead us, ladies and gentlemen, to the report
30:12we just got back from the
30:14dressing room area that Razor Ramon
30:16is, I guess you'd say,
30:18adequate condition.
30:20He is really shaken up, as anyone would be,
30:22taking the razor's edge on
30:24concrete. And apparently, the 1-2-3
30:26kid is not in
30:28much better condition than Razor.
30:30So at the hands of Diesel and
30:32Shawn Michaels, Razor Ramon
30:34unfortunately, along with the 1-2-3
30:36kid, taking a rather severe drubbing here
30:38tonight on Monday Night Raw.
30:40Who cares if he took a severe
30:42drubbing? Who cares what happens to Razor Ramon?
30:44My sources tell me
30:46that he has lost
30:48all his gold. All those chains around
30:50his neck, all that gold is missing.
30:52You realize that, McMahon? He could be out
30:54maybe three, four bucks worth
30:56of cheap gold from that Mr. T starter kit.
30:58The important thing is, the gold around
31:00his waist will be missing, too,
31:02eventually.
31:04Well, where do you get this information, Bobby?
31:06Your sources. Give me a break.
31:08I have my sources. I have staff of people that work for me.
31:10Oh, boy. I certainly know how
31:12Johnny Carson feels, ladies and gentlemen. Earlier, of course,
31:14today, Johnny Carson was quoted
31:16as stating that he has to
31:18watch one big gab bag
31:20of dysfunctional people
31:22talking to dysfunctional hosts
31:24about their miserable lives.
31:26And, of course, not with ladies here on Monday Night Raw,
31:28but... I thought you were talking about
31:30the Hart family. No, Bobby
31:32Heenan, I was actually referring to you as a
31:34dysfunctional host. I mean,
31:36what kind of a mind do you have, anyhow?
31:38You're talking about this poor little dinky
31:40putting him in a cart and running him out in the interstate
31:42and things of that nature, talking about Rangers
31:44gold missing, and what kind of a mind
31:46do you have? Okay, I won't run him in the interstate.
31:48How about if I just push him down an escalator?
31:50Please, Bobby Heenan.
31:52The Force is with
31:54USA!
31:56The ultimate intergalactic battle
31:58unfolds in the Star Wars
32:00trilogy. Harrison Ford and Mark
32:02Hamill star Wednesday, Thursday
32:04and Friday night at
32:068 o'clock, 7 o'clock Central,
32:08right here on USA.
32:10You mean they can't get it right? It takes them three nights?
32:12No, Bobby Heenan.
32:14Oh, boy. Oh, you're
32:16something this week. I wonder how you would
32:18look in one of those clown outfits.
32:20Doink, dink, and a weasel.
32:22Doink, dink, and a weasel.
32:24Wouldn't be caught in one of those
32:26clown suits. Yeah, right.
32:28Doink the Clown! Pretty much having
32:30some fun here with DeVito, and I don't know how many
32:32ways we can see a man taken down here,
32:34but we have seen a variety of
32:36ways and holds applied by
32:38Doink the Clown. Man
32:40knows his wrestling. He's got to become more
32:42vicious. He's got to quit hanging around with those
32:44little guys, those 14
32:46pounders on the apron there with horns.
32:48He's got to get out there and start hurting people.
32:50And take a look at that!
32:52Almost a count of three. He knows how to wrestle.
32:54There's no doubt about that. Bam Bam
32:56Bigelow has marked a date
32:58down on his calendar for
33:00Doink the Clown. Bam Bam and Luna
33:02Somewhat embarrassed, I would suggest.
33:04At the Survivor Series, at the hands
33:06of the mind, at least,
33:08of Doink. What a mind
33:10he has. Yeah, that's true. A little on the
33:12strange side. DeVito
33:14trying to set up Doink the Clown. Gives him a
33:16ride now. Put a buckle in!
33:18Elbow right in the butt of the jaw.
33:20And DeVito now
33:22working on the midsection.
33:24Doesn't seem to have much behind those punches, though.
33:26Oh, he certainly doesn't. Reversal there by Doink
33:28and Doink a little slow, and Mark puts on the brakes.
33:30He knows what he's doing.
33:32And, oh my, with a right hand there by Doink.
33:34By the way, Owen Hart, ladies and gentlemen.
33:36What do you think Owen Hart
33:38has in the way of a surprise?
33:40We've seen numerous surprises from
33:42Doink and from Deacon!
33:44There's another one!
33:46And there's the count.
33:48Pretty easy victory for Doink.
33:50What about the surprise of Owen?
33:52What do you think he's referring to? I don't know.
33:54Who knows what goes through the mind of the Hart family?
33:56They're all nuts, you know.
33:58Dysfunctional family again, right?
34:00Yes. Yeah, sure. You got it right.
34:02The first family of wrestling, you saw them
34:04some 20 strong at the
34:06Survivor Series, and you saw the
34:08Hart family victorious,
34:10ladies and gentlemen. That was just the first litter.
34:12I see. Standing by,
34:14a man from another wrestling
34:16family. Let's take you now to
34:18Double J. Double D, Double J.
34:20Howdy, folks. Old Double J
34:22here again today. That's J-E,
34:24Double L, J-A,
34:26Double R, E, Double T. That's Double J,
34:28Jeff Jarrett. Double J, you talk.
34:30You know, Step, it just makes me sick
34:32how them people down at Buddy Lee treated me.
34:34Tell them, Double J. Tried to run me
34:36out of there. Showed me no respect
34:38at all. I guarantee you one thing, that's
34:40never gonna happen again. That's right. If Buddy knew
34:42about it, I guarantee I'd have all their jobs.
34:44They'd never work at Music City
34:46again. That's right. Oh, Music City.
34:48Why do they call it Music City? They ought to call
34:50it T-Shirt City, or
34:52Souvenir City. Well, look what this place
34:54has turned into. Hall of Fame.
34:56Legends of Hall of Fame. The only legend
34:58in this town is Double J. Tell them,
35:00Double J. Look at this over here.
35:02Pretty good
35:04there, sir. Excuse me. Pretty good
35:06there. Where you from? Nashville, Tennessee.
35:08Nashville, Tennessee. What's your name?
35:10Waldo the Country Sax. Waldo the Country
35:12Sax. Bet you've never had a break
35:14here in this town, have you? Not a word. Yeah,
35:16Old Double J hadn't either. And I'm the greatest
35:18singer that ever lived. Tell them, Double J. I'm the
35:20greatest musician that ever lived. Oh, you're pretty
35:22good on that sax there. Oh, but not as good as
35:24Old Double J. Tell them, Double J. That's right.
35:26I'm going to tell you how I'm going to get my break.
35:28How I'm going to rise to the top.
35:30Because I'm going to use the WWF.
35:32And when I'm done using all
35:34the WWF, they're going to rename it the
35:36Double J-F. Then I'm going to
35:38come back here, Waldo, and I'm not going to
35:40be playing on some street corner for a dollar.
35:42Uh-uh. I'm going to be at the tip-top.
35:44And, Waldo, I'll let you come and set in with
35:46the Double J band and play a set or two.
35:48Hey, Step, give him a dollar. Yeah, you something there,
35:50Double J. Give him a dollar. Hey, Waldo,
35:52don't forget where that dollar came from.
35:54Because it came from Old Double J.
35:56That's J-E. Ha-ha. Double L.
35:58J-A-R-R-E.
36:00Double T. That's Double J.
36:02Ha-ha-ha. Jeff Jarrett.
36:08Waldo the
36:10Country Sax is playing us into the next
36:12segment, ladies and gentlemen. Can you believe that, Jeff Jarrett?
36:14Give Waldo the Country Sax
36:16a dollar. That's disgusting. Half a
36:18dollar back when I fed him fine. Oh, Bobby Heenan.
36:20When we return, scheduled for
36:22action, ladies and gentlemen, a man who was
36:24managed by Mr. Fuji, closely
36:26aligning himself with WWF
36:28champion Yokozuna. When we return,
36:30scheduled to join us, Crush!
36:34The Summit.
36:36Look me in the eye, brother.
36:38Look me in the eye.
36:40You're making a mistake.
36:42The Betrayal.
36:44Oh, no! What's going on now?
36:46It was a double cross all along.
36:48The Rage.
36:50He's nuts.
36:52He's nuts, McMahon.
36:54He's madly crazy.
36:56And the Ultimate Disgrace.
36:58President Jack Tunney had no alternative
37:00but to suspend the Macho Man
37:02from being a broadcaster at ringside.
37:04Now, the Macho Man
37:06returns to the ring to
37:08battle Fatu.
37:10Yeah, let's do it, brother.
37:12I'm back. Next week
37:14on Monday Night Raw.
37:18We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
37:20And you see, making his way to the squared circle
37:22now being led by Mr. Fuji.
37:24He's that awesome Hawaiian.
37:26No smiles, a nut kisser, Bobby Heenan.
37:28That's right. And you know, this is the
37:30holiday season for Mr. Fuji.
37:32Yes. Tomorrow, the anniversary
37:34of Pearl Harbor. He always celebrates.
37:36Bobby Heenan, please!
37:38Well, he told me. I don't make this up.
37:40I wasn't there in 41.
37:42What was it like, Vince?
37:44I beg your pardon? In 41, reading the newspaper headlines
37:46about the... Oh, okay, fine.
37:48I'm not old. Please, Mr. Heenan.
37:5042, maybe.
37:52Here we go now with
37:54Crush squaring off against Tony Roy
37:56and hopefully, momentarily, we're trying
37:58desperately to reach the Macho Man.
38:00There's a look at the agility on the part
38:02of that extraordinary athlete, Crush.
38:04Where is Savage? Is he in the building? Do we know that
38:06or not? No, indeed. But Macho Man,
38:08Randy Savage, yes, we have him now.
38:10Randy Savage, are you there?
38:12Yes, I am. I'm quick, man.
38:14Well, I've
38:16got to say, first of all,
38:18thank you for joining us from the United
38:20Kingdom. It must be close to 3 o'clock
38:22in the morning over there, but I guess maybe
38:24you don't sleep much these days, anyhow, do you?
38:26Nah, I got the type of
38:28attitude where you keep on going
38:30and keep it
38:32destroyed because
38:34definitely got the hammer down and that's what
38:36I think President Jack
38:38Tony gave me a little bit of a wake-up call.
38:40I thought it was an unfair decision on his
38:42part and that's okay because the madness
38:44is back. Well, indeed,
38:46I'll have to agree with that and you wonder what some
38:48of our fans would think about Jack Tony taking
38:50the action that he did, pulling you off
38:52the broadcast position
38:54simply because you're being a bit too volatile.
38:56I think there's no question of your volatile nature.
38:58Nonetheless, I believe many fans
39:00would agree with you that
39:02Jack Tony maybe overstepped
39:04his boundaries a bit in terms
39:06of taking you off the broadcast
39:08point. We miss you here on Monday Night Raw.
39:10I can tell you that, but nonetheless, we're
39:12looking forward to you returning next week
39:14and returning in action against
39:16Fatu. And you're right about that
39:18Vince McMahon and whether President
39:20Jack Tony is justified or
39:22not justified, I've got my own prejudiced
39:24opinion. I've known myself ever since
39:26I was a macho baby, you gotta understand,
39:28but I just want to let all the fans know
39:30out there that I appreciate all the
39:32support and next week on Raw
39:34yeah, Macho, you better be ready
39:36the Macho Man and all
39:38of the Macho Maniacs, hey, we
39:40shall overcome and we're
39:42gonna be doing the thing
39:44I'm looking forward to
39:46seeing everybody next week on Monday Night
39:48Raw doing the thing.
39:50Right now, Macho Man, you don't know this, but
39:52we are talking to you
39:54and at the same time we are watching
39:56a matchup with this big
39:58300 pound Hawaiian Crush.
40:00That's right. And I've gotta say
40:02that Bobby Heenan, I don't know if you would concur,
40:04but Crush looks awesome
40:06this week. Oh, he always looks awesome,
40:08but you know something ironic, McMahon?
40:10Isn't it funny that Savage is
40:12way over in Burma? Is that where he's at
40:14or? No, no, no. He's in
40:16Bournemouth, England. Bournemouth, England.
40:18Well, big deal. He's hiding out, isn't he?
40:20If he wanted Crush that bad, why would he be
40:22here on Monday Night Raw? No, no.
40:24He's sweeping out some kitchen at some fish and chip
40:26diner over there. Stay there, Savage.
40:28It'll keep you from getting your tail kicked.
40:30Let me tell you something, Bobby Heenan.
40:32The one question that is
40:34asked of me, everywhere I go
40:36across the Far East
40:38and the school tour that I am,
40:40is how I feel about Crush.
40:42And I told everybody
40:44just like two words.
40:46It's gonna be Crush Crush.
40:48There's no doubt about it.
40:50Don't worry, Bobby Heenan.
40:54It doesn't really matter
40:56because when I think about you
40:58living inside out next to Monday Night Raw,
41:00all I'm asking is to realize
41:04I am
41:08Crush Crush.
41:10You know why we're having trouble hearing him?
41:12It's hard to talk under the bed with a phone.
41:14That's where he's hiding. Bobby Heenan, please.
41:16Alright, Macho Man Randy Savage,
41:18we thank you very much for joining us
41:20at that most unusual hour
41:22over in England and good luck
41:24on the rest of your United Kingdom
41:26tour over there and we look forward
41:28to you returning next week on Monday Night Raw.
41:30See you next week.
41:32Alright, thank you very much.
41:34You know Vince, for another 40 cents
41:36he could have made that phone call
41:38and not used a party line. I see.
41:40By the way, it didn't cost Mr. Monsoon 40 cents.
41:42With his call earlier this week
41:44it was a local call,
41:46Bobby Heenan.
41:48Monsoon hasn't spent 40 cents in his life.
41:50I'm always picking up the tabs when we used to go out
41:52on locations. By that I mean Mr. Monsoon
41:54made a local call.
41:56Mr. Heenan, he is not in New Jersey.
41:58He's somewhere around the area.
42:00Alright, to cover the count
42:02and this one's over.
42:04We'll look forward to the matchup
42:06of the Macho Man Randy Savage against FOP2
42:08next week here on Monday Night Raw
42:10and by the way, on WWF programming coming up
42:12this weekend, the announcement of the main event
42:14at the Royal Rumble.
42:16Alright, we'll be back
42:18with more Monday.
42:20Hey, what do you mean local call?
42:22Local.
42:52It's all new.
42:54WWF King of the Ring
42:56from Game Boy and NES.
42:58No Holds Barred Tournament
43:00at the Royal Rumble.
43:02It's all new.
43:04WWF King of the Ring
43:06from Game Boy and NES.
43:08No Holds Barred Tournament
43:10at the Royal Rumble.
43:12It's all new.
43:14WWF King of the Ring
43:16from Game Boy and NES.
43:18No Holds Barred Tournament
43:20at the Royal Rumble.
43:22It's all new.
43:24WWF King of the Ring
43:26from Game Boy and NES.
43:28No Holds Barred Tournament
43:30action from The Claim.
43:32Talk about tough guys.
43:34We have loads of them here for you
43:36right here on Monday Night Raw
43:38next week, ladies and gentlemen.
43:40The Undertaker is going to join us
43:42in a very special interview.
43:44Also in action will be Adam Baum,
43:46Bobby Heenan.
43:48They came here on a
43:50rodeo scholarship.
43:52That's where they went to Sam Houston Institute of Technology.
43:54And from there fought two, ladies and gentlemen.
43:56Squares off against the Macho Man Randy
43:58Savage action galore right here
44:00next week for more.
44:02The ape's coming.
44:04I mean, my buddy Gorilla.
44:06How about that?
44:08Welcome Gorilla Monsoon, one of the all-time greats.
44:10Gorilla, good to have you out here.
44:12I don't know if you heard some of the comments
44:14earlier by Bobby the Brain
44:16Heenan. I don't believe he followed
44:18your warning, Gorilla.
44:20I've got good news for you and I've got bad news for you.
44:22No.
44:24I want a free trip.
44:26You want a free trip?
44:28I don't care to go anywhere.
44:32Oh, wait a minute.
44:34Wait a minute.
44:38Oh, look at this.
44:40Bobby Heenan's going out.
44:43Bobby Heenan's going to go on a free trip.
44:57Look at this.
44:59Heenan is begging.
45:01Bobby Heenan is begging.
45:05And Gorilla Monsoon,
45:07the first ever
45:09on Monday Night Raw
45:12and Bobby Heenan is on his way
45:14out of here, folks.
45:16I guess we're going to stay with it.
45:20Listen to Heenan begging.
45:22Listen to him plead.
45:30Oh, my goodness.
45:32Oh, wait a minute. There's Heenan's luggage.
45:38Oh, no.
45:40Oh, no.
45:42Oh, no.
45:44Bobby Heenan just...
45:56Spoon.
45:58Dirty laundry.
46:04Bobby Heenan is...
46:07He's been thrown out of the building.
46:10A roll of toilet paper.
46:14A sock.
46:21Guess he won't be needing that.
46:25Hey.
46:28You going to LaGuardia?
46:36Bobby Heenan.
46:38Bobby Heenan.
46:40Bobby Heenan.