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00:00Bastian Booger, what are you doing?
00:05Don't you know you have a match coming up with Razor Ramon?
00:07You shouldn't be eating this much food this late before a match.
00:11Don't you realize that, Bastian?
00:13I'm gonna eat him up too.
00:15But none of this food is, it's, it's, it's.
00:18It's raw.
00:19It's what?
00:20It's raw.
00:22Oh, my.
00:47Well, we knew it was gonna be raw.
00:49But we didn't know it was going to be that raw.
00:53It appears as though we are headed for a main launch moment tonight on Monday Night Raw.
01:01Hello, everyone.
01:02I'm Vince McMahon along with Bobby the Brain Hagen.
01:05And yes, in a non-title matchup, Razor Ramon squares off against Bastian Booger.
01:10Well, I just corned him watching Bastian Booger get ready.
01:13And I'll guarantee you one thing.
01:14He is gonna sink his teeth into the Intercontinental Champion, Razor Ramon.
01:19Of course, we have an extraordinary tag team matchup with Well Done against the Smoking Guns.
01:24Well, Bastian Booger right now is smoking from both ends.
01:28And those guns better be ready if they think they're gonna get by Well Done.
01:32What about Virgil against Adam Bomb?
01:34Well, we've had one nuclear explosion.
01:36Let's go for the doubleheader.
01:38All that plus the foreign fanatic's in a special interview.
01:42And look out, cause here comes the bad guy.
01:46It's scheduled for one fall.
01:49Coming down the aisle from Miami, Florida, weighing 287 pounds.
01:57And there's a good look at the bad guy.
01:59Take a look at the gold around his neck.
02:01Take a look at the gold around his waist.
02:03Razor Ramon, the reigning Intercontinental Champion.
02:08Well, when Bastian Booger slaps his bear hug on Razor Ramon,
02:12and he starts squeezing that machismo out of the bad guy,
02:16I think Bastian's gonna have himself dessert.
02:19I can't believe the looks on Bastian.
02:22How could you stand there next to Bastian Booger and
02:25watch him stomp himself in his preparation for this non-title matchup?
02:29And all the food was raw.
02:31You have to stand behind him when he eats, cause he splashes.
02:34Imagine Bastian Booger last night.
02:37Imagine the trick or treating he did in the neighborhood.
02:40Wow, can you imagine having dinner with him?
02:42It'd look like a Gallagher concert.
02:43I'm the Booger Man.
02:47Yeah, you've got that right.
02:49And officials here at the WWF have cleaned Bastian Booger up.
02:54I'm sure they would not allow him to come to the ring in that condition he was in
02:59earlier on.
02:59Well, I saw them back to one of those big handy wetbacks,
03:02you know, where you can look at the hump.
03:04There's more fur on the hump this week.
03:06There is?
03:06I think so.
03:07Take a look at the girth of Bastian Booger.
03:11What was that noise?
03:12Was that you?
03:13Pardon?
03:15Razor Ramon Machismo.
03:19And take a look at the adipose tissue on that man.
03:23Nonetheless, he is a formidable threat to the record of Razor Ramon.
03:30And I bet he'll use that toothpick when he's done with Razor to pick his own teeth.
03:34Oh, really?
03:35He doesn't care.
03:35He doesn't have any teeth.
03:36How can he pick them?
03:37He doesn't have a tooth?
03:38Well, he just rubs them across the gums real fast.
03:40I see.
03:42Razor Ramon still trying to figure out huge Bastian Booger.
03:45By the way, this coming weekend on WWF Challenge,
03:48Bastian Booger takes on a good friend of Razor Ramon's in a rematch with a 1, 2, 3 kid.
03:54I don't think that 1, 2, 3 kid's gonna be around too long.
03:58He'll be giving away about over 200 pounds.
04:02And yes, Razor gives up over 100 here against Booger and have a toothpick.
04:07Come on, let's get it on.
04:09Locking up now, Razor Ramon and the 400 plus pound Bastian Booger.
04:15Up against the rope, referee asking for a clean break.
04:17And the bad guy walks away.
04:21Razor Ramon against Bastian Booger.
04:24And loose and loose fans support for the bad guy, Razor Ramon,
04:28who has become unquestionably one of the most popular athletes in all of the WWF.
04:34Can Razor Ramon put Bastian Booger in the Razor's head?
04:38We'll find out when we continue.
04:43Wait a minute.
04:44Cover, a one, two, it's a- No, a kick out by Razor Ramon.
04:48Come on, Bastian, finish him off.
04:50We got work to do.
04:50I beg your pardon?
04:53Well, I didn't want to tell you especially, but today's my birthday.
04:56Well, look at this, and a tap to the outside.
04:59It's like a Hindenburg going down.
05:01What did you say a moment ago?
05:03I said today's my birthday.
05:04I'm having a huge party.
05:05Bastian Booger on the outside.
05:06Beg your pardon?
05:07Having a huge party.
05:08Bastian Booger on the outside.
05:10And Razor Ramon.
05:12Today is my birthday.
05:15Today is your birthday.
05:16Yes, for the 18th time, today is my birthday.
05:18Are you deep?
05:19No, but it's like- Okay.
05:21I mean, okay.
05:22You think people, you think WWF fans care that tonight is your birthday?
05:28Yeah. Give me a break.
05:30The phone's ringing off the hook now.
05:32People are- Wait a minute.
05:33Uh-oh. Talk about hook.
05:35Look at this, Bastian Booger's all hooked up in the rope.
05:39Will Razor Ramon take advantage of this?
05:42Oh, insulting.
05:44What do you mean insulting?
05:47Razor backing off the official threatening disqualification.
05:51Is that sweat or grease?
05:54On Bastian Booger?
05:55Yeah, it's hard to tell.
05:57But he's smart enough to go out and get some oxygen.
06:00Oh, give me a break.
06:01What is this?
06:02He's adjusting his- What is that he's wearing?
06:05I can't tell.
06:06It's a huge dependable.
06:08Uh-oh. Look at this.
06:09Bad news for Razor Ramon.
06:10Bastian Booger has him outside now.
06:13Razor Ramon reeling backwards now.
06:15And Razor Ramon, I believe, is dazed after having had his head slammed-
06:18Uh-oh. Look at this.
06:20Oh, wow.
06:21Look at that.
06:26Setting him up now.
06:28Bastian Booger ramming Razor Ramon back into the ring area.
06:33Anyway, today's my birthday, and Bastian Booger-
06:35Wait a minute.
06:35Razor Ramon is being hurt, and you want to talk about your birthday again?
06:39Razor Ramon's not that important to me.
06:41Now, I got gifts coming.
06:42I got a bunch of presents.
06:43I got cards to open up and shake because he's just cashing them.
06:46I got a lot of things to do, and Bastian's coming to the party.
06:48Bastian's coming to the party.
06:49Whatever's left over, he eats.
06:52Bastian Booger's the clean-up man.
06:54He's the clean-up man.
06:56Listen to this, Capacity Cop.
07:02There he goes with the bear hug.
07:03Whoa, there you go.
07:04I called it, didn't I?
07:05I said he's getting ready for the bear hug.
07:08I'm better than Karnick.
07:10Oh, really?
07:14Bastian Booger with a bear hug on Razor Ramon,
07:17and Razor appears to be dealing quite well with that bear hug.
07:20Bastian Booger has won a number of matches with the bear hug
07:25and using it as a submission hold.
07:30And Razor Ramon trying to hammer his way out of this.
07:35Does indeed look hard right-handed, gripping the jaw, and a roundhouse.
07:39And Bastian Booger's flat on his feet.
07:41Razor Ramon scoops him up and can't quite get him down.
07:44He'll never slay a moment.
07:46Bastian Booger taking right back over on Razor Ramon.
07:50We would like to take this opportunity to wish well, ladies and gentlemen,
07:53to Taka and his recuperative efforts.
07:57But get him, we may have him.
07:58One, two, and a-
08:01It'd be so great to have him at the party with the belt.
08:03He could use it as a tray.
08:04It's a non-title match, remember?
08:07Excuse me?
08:08Use it as a tray?
08:09Yeah.
08:11And again, the chant of Razor.
08:16Bastian Booger.
08:17Boom!
08:18On the receiving end of a right hand again.
08:20Another rake in the face.
08:21Bastian Booger right back on top of Razor Ramon and right back with a bear hug.
08:27He's got to get that bear hug up higher.
08:28He's got it too low.
08:29He's got it around his lower back.
08:31He's got to get up higher where his lungs are to cut that oxygen off.
08:35Hopefully, later on, we're going to have a report on the condition of Tataka
08:38in the Survivor Series report.
08:41Well, Hillary Clinton is going to be at my party, and she told me she's sorry
08:44about her health care plan, but Tataka won't be able to take advantage of it.
08:48How big-
08:49Well, let's get this straight.
08:50Are you having a party after tonight, after Monday Night Raw?
08:52Is that it?
08:53Yes.
08:54Yes, I'm having it.
08:55Leona Holmes-Lee has given me one of her hotels to use for the party.
08:59Chevy Chase is going to be there.
09:02Chevy?
09:02Oh, he's got nothing else to do.
09:06I'm glad to hear you were so kind.
09:08I hope Bastian leaves a little of Razor left so IRS can sink his teeth into him,
09:13and maybe Diesel can get a couple good shots in at him.
09:15Well, they don't care for Razor either, you know.
09:17No, indeed, and they are title contenders.
09:20And this will be the first Survivor Series for Bastian Booger.
09:23Can you imagine when he gets to Boston and hits a couple of those troughs of clam chowder?
09:27Wow.
09:29And Bastian Booger driving Razor Ramon to the buckle.
09:33Bastian Booger with Razor Ramon in what has thus far been a rather lethargic matchup.
09:41But Razor looks like he's gonna turn that just around a bit.
09:45To the buckle, no, reversal there.
09:47Nicely done by Bastian Booger.
09:49Bastian Booger, here he comes, and running right into the front.
09:55He telegraphed that maneuver.
09:56Razor Ramon was waiting for it.
09:58Razor now with a clothesline.
10:01And Bastian Booger starting to rock a bit.
10:03And now, yes!
10:05Yes, how about that?
10:07Wow.
10:08Over 400 pounds of Bastian Booger slammed down to the canvas.
10:13It appeared to have an adverse effect on the lower back of Razor Ramon.
10:17But will we see the Razor's edge?
10:19Will we see it right now?
10:21He's going for it.
10:22He'll never get him in.
10:23Yes, I believe he can.
10:25Oh, no.
10:26Here he goes.
10:27Razor Ramon and Bastian.
10:29No.
10:31A backdrop by Bastian Booger.
10:32Wait a minute, no.
10:34Going for the Batcave.
10:36Right now, of course, Razor wanted an upset.
10:39Two, whoa.
10:40Wait a minute, one, two, yes.
10:44Razor Ramon with a victory.
10:48Here is your winner, the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion,
10:54Razor Ramon.
10:58Back to the ball, Razor Ramon, the Intercontinental Champion.
11:02Maybe he'll be joining Bobby Heenan in his birthday celebration after Monday Night Raw.
11:07No way.
11:09Up next, ladies and gentlemen, the Foreign Fanatics,
11:11the team of the Survivor Series that will oppose the All-Americans.
11:15We'll be back with the interview.
11:19We are back with our Monday Night Raw.
11:22Momentarily, our guest in a special interview will be the Foreign Fanatics.
11:26However, standing by right now,
11:27we're gonna take you to a special Survivor Series report and
11:31certainly find out the condition of Tatanka.
11:33I doubt if Tatanka will ever make it to the Survivor Series.
11:36I think that Indian, history.
11:40Let's go to a report.
11:41Before we begin, let me just correct Bobby Heenan.
12:03It seems that hardly ever has to be done at all in the WWF.
12:06Tatanka is a Native American, not that Indian.
12:11Now, that said, welcome everyone to your WWF Survivor Series report exclusively for
12:16Monday Night Raw.
12:17My name is Todd Pettengill.
12:19Now, before we get into the WWF Survivor Series,
12:22let me talk about another pay-per-view spectacular.
12:25This coming Saturday night, the boxing heavyweight champion,
12:28Riddick Bowe, takes on the powerful Evander Holyfield.
12:32Repeat or revenge?
12:34Who could ever forget their last meeting in that awesome 10th round action?
12:37A classic boxing pay-per-view this Saturday night,
12:41live from Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada.
12:43Check out this t-shirt they sent me.
12:45Is that hot?
12:45It says repeat or revenge.
12:47What?
12:49It says repeat or revenge.
12:51It really is nice looking.
12:53Okay, don't miss that, this Saturday night.
12:55That said, let's continue now.
12:57The three sure signs that Thanksgiving is on the way.
13:00Number one, all the stores have their Christmas candy out.
13:04Number two, the price of turkey is up a buck a pound.
13:07And number three, cable systems everywhere are being bombarded
13:11with orders for the WWF Survivor Series this Thanksgiving Eve,
13:15November the 24th, at the sold-out Boston Garden.
13:18It's 8 o'clock Eastern, 5 Pacific, just three weeks from this Wednesday.
13:23Don't wait till the last minute and order the WWF Survivor Series right now.
13:28A series of eight-man elimination matches with endless possibilities,
13:32including the humongous double main event.
13:34The All-Americans take on the foreign fanatics.
13:36The red, white, and blue All-Americans, led by team captain Lex Luger,
13:41plus former All-Americans from the University of Michigan
13:43and former tag team champions Rick and Scott, the Steiner brothers.
13:47Now, the fourth member of the team, formerly unbeaten,
13:51Native American superstar Tatanka, was ambushed this past weekend
13:56on WWF Superstars.
13:58This was unbelievable.
13:59He was supposed to take on just Ludwig Borga.
14:01That's enough for one superstar to deal with.
14:04But this turned out to be a conspiracy involving all of the foreign fanatics.
14:08Let's take a look at this.
14:10Borga with Tatanka now, has him open.
14:12Heaving over the top rope to the outside.
14:14I can't believe that.
14:15Like a feather.
14:16Like a feather.
14:17I can't believe Borga heaving Tatanka over the top end.
14:21Wait a minute, what's Mr. Fuji coming close to Tatanka,
14:22the official out there between Mr. Fuji and Tatanka?
14:26Meanwhile, what's this?
14:28Borga from behind the official's back has found a chair.
14:33Ludwig Borga, no.
14:34Look at this.
14:39His finger on Tatanka's chest.
14:41I can't believe it.
14:42Look at this.
14:44Look at this.
14:45Look at this.
14:46Look at this.
14:48Right here, don't go anywhere.
14:50Look at this.
14:51Look at this.
14:51Look at this.
14:52Look at this.
14:53Look at this.
14:54Here comes Lex Logan.
14:55Lex Logan coming at him.
14:56Look at this.
14:57Look at this.
14:59Look at this.
14:59Back and forth behind him, taking him down.
15:01Obviously, after watching that footage, there is nothing left to the imagination.
15:12Tatanka suffering quite a beating.
15:15He has been seriously injured.
15:16We will know more about his condition coming up this weekend on the WWF television network.
15:21We had an entire report lined up for you from the WWF Survivor Series, and it's going to
15:26be quite a night.
15:27And right now, obviously, the main thrust, the main focus here has to be the condition
15:32of Tatanka.
15:33Vince McMahon is standing by in the ring with all of the foreign fanatics.
15:37Let's go back to him right now.
15:38Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen, the foreign fanatics.
15:39The team that will oppose the Steiner brothers.
15:40The team that will oppose Tatanka.
15:41The team that will oppose Lex Luger.
15:42The All-Americans at the Survivor Series.
15:43You already got one thing wrong, McMahon, where's Tatanto, huh, where's Tatanto?
15:44I've heard of the Vanishing American, but that guy disappeared quicker than David Copperfield.
15:45After the beating that Tatanto sustained, brother, they're putting his picture on milk cartons.
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20:03continues his personal crusade against the USA.
20:07Scott Steiner, the pride of Michigan,
20:09will be out to make the foreign power feel red, white, and blue.
20:13An All-American battles a foreign fanatic
20:16next week on Monday Night Raw.
20:20Next week, ladies and gentlemen,
20:22it's Luth being Borga against Scott Steiner one-on-one.
20:27What a great matchup that's going to be next week
20:31live on Monday Night Raw.
20:34Well, it's obvious to me that the All-Americans
20:37are going to have to be doing a little hunting.
20:39They're going to have to find themselves a whole bunch of partners.
20:42Because it appears to me like the fanatics
20:44are going to try to take out all the Americans all at once.
20:47They must find a partner.
20:48Otherwise, it's going to be four-on-three.
20:50Otherwise, they're going to go into this Tag Team Elimination Survivor Series
20:53with one Shawn McMahon and four-on-two.
20:57You don't think Borga's going to take Scott Steiner out?
20:59Well, we're going to have to wait for that next week and find out.
21:01Right now, it's Mr. Perfect against The Executioner.
21:04Mr. Perfect himself on his way to the Survivor Series.
21:07Mr. Perfect joining forces with Razor Ramon,
21:10whom we saw earlier on defeat Bastion Borger.
21:13Perfect, Razor, teaming up with the 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty.
21:18Should be an outstanding team.
21:20Opposed by Martel, as in the model,
21:23huge 300-pound Diesel along with Erwin R. Shyster
21:28and Adam Baum, who is scheduled for action here on Monday Night Raw
21:32later on this week.
21:33You know what amazes me?
21:34What?
21:35The opponents in that match, Martel, Diesel, IRS, and Baum,
21:38all want a shot at that Intercontinental title.
21:41Yep.
21:42And lucky to get it.
21:43Over the hip, nice maneuver by The Executioner.
21:45Okay, Perfect, two-time Intercontinental Champion, right?
21:48You've got it.
21:49Marty Jannetty, one time held the Intercontinental belt.
21:52There you go.
21:531-2-3 Kid.
21:54Oh, Marty, did you see that?
21:57Uh-oh.
21:58Three points.
21:59And, yes, it's a field goal.
22:02Mr. Perfect with another shot.
22:07And now, unquestionably, things likely to turn around in the favor of Mr. Perfect.
22:12Off we go.
22:13Oh!
22:15Down we go.
22:16Well, the 1-2-3 Kid has defeated Razor Ramon, right?
22:19I mean, has a victory over him, right?
22:21Well, in the record book, of course.
22:23Of course.
22:24Those three competitors would love to have a shot at that Intercontinental belt.
22:28Razor's in trouble.
22:29He's got to watch the four opponents and his three partners.
22:33Look at this neck lock applied by Mr. Perfect.
22:36That's the old Indian Death Lock that Chief J. Strongbow used to use.
22:41Chief J. Strongbow, I can remember him very, very well in the World Wrestling Federation.
22:45I don't believe I ever saw him use that particular hold, however.
22:49You certainly have on many occasions.
22:51Oh, really?
22:52Yes.
22:53Are you inviting Chief J. Strongbow to your birthday party later tonight?
22:55No.
22:56Is that him there in the red dress behind the ref?
22:58No, that's not Strongbow.
23:00Please.
23:01No, I'm not inviting him to the party.
23:03A slap by Mr. Perfect.
23:07Just who all has been invited.
23:08Or maybe I should say who has not been invited.
23:11I don't have an invitation.
23:13You're kidding.
23:14No.
23:15You're kidding.
23:16I thought you'd be hanging around with Savage, maybe.
23:20Maybe feed him some saltwater taffy.
23:23Randy Savage will join us via telephone later on
23:25with a message I think will be most entertaining and most timely.
23:31I'm interested to hear what he has to try to say.
23:34Oh, Mr. Perfect.
23:35Winding up, continuing to work on the legs.
23:37And that's one of the more outstanding things you will see Mr. Perfect do.
23:42He'll work on the chops, knock them right out.
23:46And that strategy would likely have a devastating effect
23:49on the long, tall, 300-pound Diesel.
23:53Well, that would be a smart way to go.
23:54You'd want to get him off his feet.
23:56You'd want to get him down.
23:57You know, he's got that heck of a punch, that Diesel.
23:59But you can't punch a person too hard flat on your back.
24:03And right back on target now is Mr. Perfect.
24:08He likes to take your legs out.
24:09I know that.
24:10So when he hooks you in that superplex, or that perfectplex,
24:13he's got you one leg hooked, the other leg...
24:14Look at this.
24:15Have a foot.
24:16Have a foot.
24:20I think maybe the executioner can work on his flexibility a bit.
24:25I don't think it's happening right now.
24:26Yes, it is.
24:27Eventually, the executioner will be beside himself.
24:32Actually, that's quite humorous, Mr. Heenan.
24:34Enjoy yourself. It's my birthday.
24:35You don't cost me anything.
24:37You will not offend me with cash, you know.
24:40Now, wait just a moment.
24:41You don't expect people to throw cash your way.
24:42Okay, then give me your gold belt.
24:45Bobby Heenan, it may be your birthday, but let's not be absurd.
24:48Mr. Perfect, working on the leg.
24:52They're talking about making this a national holiday.
24:56Really?
24:57You have the day off.
24:59Your birthday is a national holiday.
25:01I can see it.
25:02I see.
25:03How close are you with the Clintons, anyhow?
25:06I'm close to anybody that moves into the White House.
25:09They asked me if I wanted to be president once.
25:11Why don't you run for president?
25:12Last thing I need is to take a pay cut and move into a big house in a bad neighborhood.
25:17Mr. Perfect, with The Executioner.
25:20Backs him to the corner.
25:21And the latter stages of this match have been all Mr. Perfect.
25:24And...
25:25Boom!
25:26Five.
25:27That'll snap the lower back.
25:29There could be a new First Lady every week.
25:31Oh, I just can't imagine that.
25:32Please, let's not even fantasize about you being president.
25:37Much less president of the World Wrestling Federation.
25:39Uh-oh.
25:40Uh-oh, here it comes now.
25:42Mr. Perfect hitting The Executioner's side.
25:44I think we're going to see The Perfect Plex.
25:46Yes, we do!
25:48The Hogs have breached the count in history.
25:51See, he took his legs out from him.
25:53He had nothing left.
25:56Mr. Perfect continues his winning ways here in the World Wrestling Federation.
26:01Picking up a great deal of momentum headed into the Survivor Series.
26:06Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
26:15We have seen quite a bit as of late of old Double J,
26:17as he calls himself, Bobby Heenan, Jeff Jarrett.
26:19Now, Double J wants to use the World Wrestling Federation
26:21to catapult himself into stardom in the country and western field.
26:24We are told now that he is standing by
26:26outside of Tootsie's world-famous Orchid Lounge.
26:28Have you ever heard of that place?
26:30Oh, yes!
26:31You know, on Saturday nights, most hillbillies get a bath.
26:33But on Saturday nights,
26:35the Orchid Lounge is the place to be.
26:37It's the place to be.
26:39It's the place to be.
26:41It's the place to be.
26:42Most hillbillies get a bath.
26:44But on Saturday nights,
26:46at the world-famous Tootsie's Orchid Lounge
26:48is where Willie Nelson used to go and get vacuumed.
26:50They used to use a Eureka on the front
26:52and a Hoover on the back.
26:54Oh, yeah!
26:56Double J, Double J, Double E, Double F, Double E, R, R, I,
26:58Double B, Double with apostrophe, Double.
27:00Let's take you to Double J.
27:02Double, Double.
27:04Double J here again.
27:06J, E, Double F, J, A, Double R, E, Double T.
27:07We're here at Tootsie's world-famous Orchid's Lounge.
27:11You know, got the pictures up here of Hank Sr.
27:13and Patsy Cline and Boxcar Willie.
27:15I've been telling you about the corrupt politics
27:17in country music, hadn't I?
27:18And Boxcar Willie's a fine example.
27:20What is he, a bum, a wino, a never-was?
27:23Huh, like another guy they're trying to bring along.
27:26He ain't nothing.
27:27It's some Italian boy, Billy Ray Cyrus.
27:29Got them buggy whip arms,
27:30jumping around like he's sweating to the oldies
27:33with Richard Simmons,
27:34makes me sick to my stomach.
27:35He can't sing, he can't dance.
27:37Double-J can here.
27:38Got the best voice in Music City today.
27:41Can dance better than anybody in Music City today.
27:44Oh, that Billy Ray,
27:45I'd like to slap the taste right out of his mouth.
27:47Some other Italian guy I'd like to smack,
27:50and that's that Razor Ramon.
27:51And I'm gonna do it when I get face-to-face with him.
27:53And that men on a mission,
27:54yeah, I'm gonna send them on a mission
27:56back to the homeless joint where they belong.
27:58And one, two, three, kid,
28:00I'm gonna send them back to the homeless joint
28:02And one, two, three, kid,
28:03all you're gonna be hearing is one, two, three
28:05when I pin your shoulders to the mat.
28:07And then when it's all said and done,
28:09and I've proven my point
28:10that I am the world's greatest wrestler.
28:12No, I'm not gonna come to 50s.
28:14No, from coast to coast,
28:16you know what they're gonna be wanting?
28:18Every record store,
28:19they're gonna be wanting the album,
28:20the debut album.
28:22Oh, of Double-J.
28:24That's J-E-double-F,
28:26J-A-double-R,
28:27E-double-T,
28:28Double-J,
28:30Jeff Jarrett.
28:32Double-J.
28:34I would suspect you're gonna be seeing
28:35a great deal more of Double-J
28:36in weeks to come.
28:37And speaking of doubles,
28:38here comes the tag team of the guns.
28:41Here comes Billy Gunn.
28:43Here comes Burt Gunn.
28:45They are the Smoking Gunns.
28:48You know, if you have to wear cowboy clothes,
28:50at least dress like Double-J.
28:53Have some style.
28:54Don't dress like you just got,
28:55you couldn't make it to the rodeo,
28:57so you hung around back in the room
28:58and followed a big horse.
29:01Speaking of rodeo,
29:03the Gunns went to Sam Houston State
29:06on a rodeo scholarship,
29:08and they are ready to graduate here
29:10in the WWF when we return.
29:12Stay with us, everybody.
29:16Welcome back, everyone,
29:17to our Monday Night Raw,
29:18and we are ready for tag team action here.
29:21The Smoking Gunns,
29:22Billy and Bart squaring off against
29:24Will Dunn, that's Timothy Well,
29:26and Stephen Dunn,
29:27managed by Harvey Rippleman.
29:29And Harvey's doing a heck of a job.
29:31I understand he's at Jack Tunney's office
29:33almost every other day.
29:34He's making demands.
29:36He's doing this, he's doing that.
29:38Harvey's a workhorse,
29:39and maybe the toughest man
29:40walking the streets.
29:42You mean pound for pound.
29:43Pound for pound.
29:46Timothy Well around House, right!
29:48And if that had connected,
29:49that would have done a lot of damage,
29:50I believe.
29:51And Billy Gunn,
29:53now perhaps respecting the skills
29:55of Timothy Well.
29:57Locking back up.
29:59Guaranteed a lot of action
30:00in this matchup.
30:02These two young tag teams
30:04hoping to make it into
30:05tag team contention very soon.
30:07This match means a great deal
30:09to both teams.
30:11Especially wrestling here
30:12on Monday Night Raw,
30:13you know promoters from all over
30:14the world are watching this.
30:15And again, Timothy Well
30:17using a bit of fisticuffs now,
30:18and Billy Gunn coming up!
30:20By Billy Gunn!
30:21Billy Gunn with a right hand
30:22and a zone!
30:23Oh, yeah!
30:24Really found his mark
30:25and a quick tag!
30:26Or is that a hug?
30:28Nonetheless,
30:29a tag is made.
30:31Steven Dunn will come in
30:33and Billy Gunn with momentum
30:35hangs in there.
30:36Look at Harvey Wippelman
30:37up on the apron.
30:38Harvey will be at my party.
30:40Harvey Wippelman
30:41will be at your party?
30:42Oh, of course!
30:43I wouldn't have a party
30:44without Harvey.
30:45What kind of a party is that?
30:46It's my birthday party.
30:48Harvey Wippelman
30:49shopping recently
30:50at the JCPenney Boy Shop.
30:53What do you mean,
30:54you say he's short
30:55and thin and small?
30:56Well, he's just, uh,
30:58Harvey Wippelman.
31:01Look at this exchange
31:02back and forth now.
31:03This is great tag team action.
31:04They're both doing
31:05good quick tags.
31:06They're trying to
31:07isolate their opponents.
31:08They're trying to
31:09cut the ring off.
31:10And what's this?
31:11I told Harvey that.
31:12When I managed,
31:13I used to use hand signals.
31:14It works in baseball.
31:15It works in football.
31:16It'll work in wrestling.
31:17Hand signals?
31:18Yeah, I...
31:20You know, speaking of baseball,
31:22Vince Coleman's gonna beat my party.
31:23He's bringing the candles.
31:24Oh, you'll have a bang.
31:26Would you...
31:27And on satellite,
31:28I'm gonna have Madonna there.
31:29You know, she's in Australia
31:30with the Down Under Tour.
31:33She's given a whole new meaning
31:34to the word boomerang.
31:36Bobby Heenan,
31:37this must be some party
31:38you're gonna have.
31:39Whip to the buckle,
31:40and Billy Gunn is...
31:42No, nice reversal there.
31:43Billy Gunn reverses things
31:44on Steven Dunn.
31:45Steven with a roundhouse
31:46goes up in the air now,
31:47and down.
31:49Oh, yeah!
31:51Drag takedown.
31:52Billy and Bart.
31:54I invited Regis to the party.
31:56Regis is coming to your party?
31:58Oh, no, no.
31:59It's after 8 o'clock.
32:00He can't stay up that late.
32:01He has his Ovaltine,
32:02puts on his little hoodies,
32:03and goes to sleep.
32:04He does.
32:05I wouldn't imagine
32:07Regis Philbin would come
32:08to your party nonetheless.
32:09And tagging in now,
32:10ladies and gentlemen,
32:11is Bart.
32:12And Bart winding up things here
32:14on Steven Dunn.
32:16The Quebecers unquestionably,
32:18ladies and gentlemen,
32:19are watching this matchup.
32:21Look at this!
32:22Coming off the rope,
32:23and oh, what a maneuver!
32:24The cover!
32:25Oh, come on!
32:26I thought he would've had him there.
32:28Yeah, he would've had it
32:29not been for Timothy.
32:30Well...
32:34The Quebecers unquestionably
32:35are gonna have to face
32:36one of these two teams
32:37very, very soon.
32:38You know, McMahon,
32:39speaking of the Quebecers,
32:40this weekend on
32:41WWF Superstars,
32:42Rick Steiner takes on
32:43Jacques of the Quebecers.
32:45And it looks like
32:46the All-American team,
32:47Lex Luger and company,
32:48is gonna have to go out
32:49and find themselves
32:50another substitute.
32:52That remains to be seen.
32:53Bobby Hayden,
32:54unquestionably,
32:55there is a plan for sure.
32:56A nice dropkick there by Bart.
32:58Bart now puts Steven Dunn
33:00in a reversal.
33:01Bart to the buckle.
33:02Now, Bart goes upstairs.
33:03Look at this maneuver!
33:04Bart walking the ropes
33:05with his hands.
33:06Bart!
33:07Oh, come on!
33:08Wait just a minute!
33:09Beautiful move.
33:10The referee's backwards turn
33:11did not see the actions
33:13of Timothy Wow.
33:15Good tag team wrestling.
33:16Good sound wrestling.
33:17Harvey is really
33:18an influence to this team.
33:20Coming off the rope.
33:21Collision and...
33:22Oh.
33:23Bit of a clothesline.
33:24And no follow.
33:25Yes, there's a follow-up,
33:26a cover,
33:27hooks the leg in!
33:28Almost a count of three.
33:30Tag is made now.
33:31Back in is Timothy Wow.
33:32Are those wrestling trunks,
33:33or is he just wearing
33:34dental floss?
33:35Would you please stop it?
33:36I like it.
33:38Oh, look at that.
33:39Double whammy, ladies.
33:40Ref, get him out of there!
33:41Come on!
33:42How long is he gonna allow
33:43both men to stay in the ring?
33:45Yeah, but when the Steiners
33:46pick up a man 18 feet near
33:47and climb the top rope
33:48and hurl his body
33:49into the balcony,
33:50nobody says a thing about that.
33:52This is good,
33:53basic tag team wrestling.
33:54Timothy Wow.
33:56I like this.
33:57Chin lock on Bart.
33:59And you mentioned
34:00the conspiracy earlier on
34:01by the foreign fanatics.
34:02We found out here
34:03that next week on
34:04Monday Night Raw,
34:05it's Scott Steiner
34:07versus Ludwig Borga.
34:09And as you just mentioned,
34:11Rick Steiner sees action
34:12on Superstar next weekend
34:14against Shaq.
34:15So what you're trying
34:16to really tell me
34:17is that Survivor Series-
34:18Wait a minute,
34:19cover here, one, two, and-
34:20No, he doesn't get it.
34:22What you're trying to tell me
34:23is that at Survivor Series,
34:25when the foreign fanatics
34:26enter the ring,
34:27Lex Luger will be standing
34:28there all by himself.
34:32Well, I don't know, Bobby.
34:33That could happen,
34:35but not likely.
34:37And look at this.
34:38Oh, my.
34:39Tag was made.
34:40Back in the ring now,
34:41Timothy Wow.
34:42Timothy Wow, the legal man
34:43against Bart Gunn.
34:47And Timothy Wow
34:48really pouring it on.
34:50Isn't it amazing
34:51that we'd be sitting here
34:52enjoying a match
34:53with Well Done on Raw?
34:56Thank you, Bart.
34:57Isn't it ironic
34:58we'd be watching
34:59Well Done here on Raw?
35:01Why wouldn't we be watching
35:02Well Done on Raw?
35:03Well, this is Raw.
35:05This is Well Done.
35:07You're medium rare.
35:09Hold the mail.
35:10Oh, please.
35:13And, uh...
35:14Oh, look at this.
35:15Double team member now
35:16back over to nearside
35:17behind the rear.
35:18Fishel's back.
35:21And you see the tag now.
35:23Back in on the action
35:24is Steven Dunn.
35:26See, Well Done's tagging off
35:27really quick,
35:28but they've kept Bart in there
35:29for quite a long time.
35:30His partner wants to get in
35:31so bad that he's getting
35:32in the referee's way.
35:33Every time you start
35:34talking to a referee,
35:35he's not gonna do you any good.
35:36You gotta get back
35:37out of that ring
35:38because all you're doing
35:39is causing more harm
35:40to your partner.
35:41That's the, uh,
35:42Rodeo High School
35:43or whatever they went.
35:44Sam Houston Institute
35:45of Technology or something.
35:49Elbow finds it's Bart.
35:50Bart coming off the rope.
35:51It goes up to behind him now.
35:52Bart hooking.
35:54One, two.
35:55Oh.
35:56So very, very close.
35:57If he'd have leaned back with it,
35:58he could have had him.
35:59Near fall on Steven Dunn.
36:00He's back in.
36:01Steven now with a hard right hand
36:02and right...
36:03A blatant choke on.
36:04Come on, Official.
36:05He's doing his job.
36:06He's counting.
36:08Look at those dirty boots.
36:10Look at those dirty tactics
36:11is what you mean.
36:13Well done.
36:14Appear to be a bit desperate.
36:16Timothy Well and Steven Dunn.
36:18Well, they know what's at stake here.
36:20Oh, yeah.
36:21Off the rope,
36:22and Bart puts on a break.
36:23Yes.
36:24Nice one of her.
36:27And Bart
36:29now has an opportunity
36:30finally to make the tag
36:32to his partner, Billy,
36:33and here he comes.
36:34Take your time.
36:35Take your time.
36:36Make him miss something.
36:37Billy gone.
36:39Hammering with a fistful of right hand
36:40coming off the rope.
36:41Now back.
36:42Body drop.
36:43Look at this.
36:44And Timothy Well gets up as well.
36:47Steven Dunn off the rope.
36:48Elbow to the chest.
36:50Timothy Well gets hammered.
36:53Steven Dunn being set up now.
36:55Coming off the rope.
36:56Billy gone.
36:57Clothesline.
36:58I don't know how good he got him, though.
37:00He may be playing possum here.
37:02What do you say?
37:03You know I told him.
37:05Billy gone.
37:07Off the rope,
37:08and Harvey Wibbleman yanks him down.
37:09That's it.
37:10That's gotta be it.
37:11Harvey Wibbleman
37:12causing disqualification for his team.
37:15You saw it, Bobby.
37:16He didn't play his tag.
37:17He looked to me like
37:18one of those
37:19dirty, dirty smoking guns
37:20trying to kick Harvey,
37:21but he just defended himself.
37:24To the outside.
37:25Timothy Well.
37:26Steven Dunn now
37:27coming off the rope.
37:28Double drop kick
37:29that drives him right to the outside as well.
37:32And there you see
37:33that tag in the ring.
37:34And there you see
37:35outside the ring.
37:36Well done.
37:37Those two do a very good job.
37:40The referee allows
37:41both smoking guns in the ring
37:42to get away
37:43and do whatever they want,
37:44but then he gets on the case
37:45of well done.
37:46I don't understand.
37:47I do not understand at all.
37:49It's my birthday.
37:50I don't have to.
37:52All right, ladies and gentlemen,
37:53now standing by,
37:54the Macho Man, Randy Savage,
37:55joining us via his telephone.
37:56I believe, Randy Savage,
37:57are you there?
37:58Yeah, you got me, Finn.
38:00What did he say?
38:01What?
38:02What did he say?
38:03Hello, Andy?
38:04Hey, Heenan.
38:05Hello, Andy.
38:06Heenan.
38:07I want you to send me a letter.
38:08Send me a letter,
38:09but can you lick it shut
38:10and lick the stamp?
38:12Okay, I thought,
38:13just say the word
38:14that I'm going to be back
38:15at RAW next week.
38:16And I understand
38:17Crush is going to be there
38:18and that's going to be
38:19a real funny situation
38:20because I'm going to be
38:21all over him.
38:22Vince McMahon,
38:23tell Bobby Heenan
38:24something for me, brother,
38:25that you just don't understand
38:27where I am,
38:28but I think that you are
38:29going to next week on RAW.
38:31Can you say
38:32that Bobby's suffering
38:33a sucker attack
38:3430 times fast?
38:36I'm not even going to
38:37answer that, brother.
38:38If you want to say
38:39something like that,
38:40let me say it next week.
38:41All right, thank you
38:42very much, Randy Savage.
38:43We look forward to your
38:44return next week
38:45right here in the
38:46broadcast booth
38:47sitting next to
38:48Bobby the Brain Heenan.
38:49I'll be broadcasting
38:50and there's nothing
38:51that's going to keep me away.
38:52All right, thank you
38:53very much, Randy Savage.
38:54And when we return,
38:55Adam Bomb squaring off
38:56against Virgil.
38:57What is it?
38:58Randy, why don't you
38:59have some salted peanuts?
39:00You'll love them.
39:01That's all I got to tell you.
39:04Oh, the rest of his
39:05tongue fell out.
39:08We're back with
39:09our Monday Night RAW.
39:10Vince Coleman's loose again.
39:12Would you please stop
39:13what you said
39:14when you invited him
39:15to the birthday party
39:16later on?
39:17Take a look at this,
39:18ladies and gentlemen.
39:19Talk about destruction.
39:20This man personifies
39:21destruction in the
39:22squared circle,
39:23Adam Bomb.
39:24By the way,
39:25speaking of
39:26destruction,
39:27excitement,
39:28et cetera,
39:29we certainly would want
39:30a special movie here
39:32on USA.
39:33It's this Wednesday night.
39:34This Wednesday night,
39:35Clint Eastwood
39:36is truly
39:37in the line of fire
39:40when he and Sandra Locke
39:41run the gauntlet.
39:43That's the gauntlet
39:44for anyone else
39:45who speaks English.
39:46I said gauntlet.
39:47Sort of.
39:48The USA movie,
39:49Wednesday night
39:50at 9 Eastern,
39:518 Central.
39:52Viewers' discretion advised.
39:55Yeah, it's just like
39:56your birthday party.
39:57I'm videotaping that
39:58too tonight.
39:59You're videotaping
40:00your birthday party?
40:01Are we gonna see highlights
40:02next week on Raw?
40:03Or will we see them
40:04this weekend
40:05on Radio WWF?
40:06Both.
40:07I will give you
40:08the audio track
40:09for the radio program
40:10and I'll show the whole tape
40:11maybe next Monday night
40:13on Raw.
40:14I'll show you what
40:15the name Monday Night Raw
40:16really means.
40:17If that were the case,
40:18Mr. Heenan,
40:19then I would suggest
40:20that we would have to do
40:21a little bit more
40:22than viewer discretion.
40:23Well, that videotape
40:24I'm gonna make tonight
40:25is gonna be hotter
40:26than the Peckwood Diaries.
40:28Is your name in there?
40:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
40:31I wore the scarf.
40:32I mean, I wasn't there.
40:34Yeah, right.
40:35All right, what a matchup
40:36this is likely to be.
40:37Virgil with the speed
40:38and the style
40:39against the Raw power
40:40of Adam Bomb.
40:42A lockup.
40:43And I don't think Virgil
40:44wants to test the strength
40:45of Adam Bomb.
40:46No, but Virgil's smart.
40:47He's a ring veteran.
40:48He knows what to do in there.
40:50Both wrestlers
40:51trying to fuel each other
40:52out here a bit.
40:53Not make a mistake.
40:54And the one who makes
40:55the mistake is likely
40:56to be the loser.
40:57Chris crossing back
40:58and forth.
40:59Virgil goes downstairs.
41:00Adam Bomb over the top of him.
41:01Right back down.
41:02Virgil with a leapfrog.
41:03Nicely done.
41:04Collision course.
41:05Virgil.
41:06Sliding safe.
41:07Comes off and yes.
41:08Look at this.
41:09One, two.
41:10He almost had him.
41:12Virgil's trying to set
41:13the pace here.
41:14Arm drag takedown.
41:15Keeping the big man
41:16off his feet.
41:17Nicely done.
41:19That's what you have to do
41:20with a big awesome power
41:21like an Adam Bomb.
41:22You have to have
41:23a bit of strategy.
41:24You have to keep him
41:25off balance as you mentioned
41:26earlier on.
41:28And you can't go out
41:29there thinking,
41:30well Virgil's four or five
41:31inches shorter than me
41:32and I got 60 pounds on him.
41:33I'm just going to whack
41:34him around a little bit.
41:35It's a guy like Virgil
41:36who will take you out
41:37real quick.
41:38Let's listen in here.
41:39I guess we can,
41:40but that's why.
41:41Virgil and Adam Bomb.
41:42You have to take it to him.
41:43Virgil catching
41:44Adam Bomb off guard.
41:46He was outside discussing
41:47things with his manager
41:48Harvey Wibbleman.
41:49Virgil taking it
41:50to Adam Bomb.
41:52Well, that's why
41:53I kept talking to him.
41:54I know that Jim Ross,
41:55he tried to eavesdrop
41:56in everybody's conversation.
41:57He played that on
41:58WWF radio.
41:59You would show that
42:00to the world.
42:01Harvey's got privacy.
42:02He demands privacy.
42:03And Virgil
42:04in a sort of
42:05a half trot there.
42:06Now back into the ring
42:07beating the count.
42:08Virgil over the top.
42:09Look at that maneuver.
42:11Was he ever taking
42:12it to Adam Bomb
42:13this week or what?
42:14Anything can happen
42:15on Monday Night Raw.
42:18It usually does.
42:20Even a birthday
42:21can happen.
42:22Happens every year
42:23at this time.
42:25National holiday indeed.
42:27Virgil working on
42:28the left arm thus far.
42:29The matchup surprisingly
42:31or maybe not necessarily
42:32so surprisingly
42:33has been all Virgil.
42:34Although the elbow there
42:35catches Virgil
42:36riding a little high.
42:38They should take that
42:39Hick truck driver
42:40off the stamp
42:41and put me on a stamp.
42:42Hick truck driver?
42:43What are you talking about?
42:44Elvis, would you
42:45Bobby Heenan please?
42:46Bobby Heenan stamp.
42:47Imagine what happened
42:48when you would lick it.
42:49Savage can't.
42:51Speaking of Randy Savage,
42:52Randy Savage will be here.
42:54Ladies and gentlemen
42:55in the broadcast booth
42:56with us next week.
42:58And I don't know
42:59what's going to happen.
43:01We will be live
43:02and Crush is scheduled
43:04to wrestle.
43:05That's right.
43:06Fuji told me.
43:07I was talking a couple days ago.
43:08He says Crush will be on Raw.
43:09I'll see you there.
43:10Now I hear Savage
43:11is going to be here.
43:12I wish my birthday
43:13was next.
43:14I may have another party
43:15next week too.
43:16What do you mean?
43:17Your birthday is going to
43:18last an entire week?
43:19I don't see why I shouldn't.
43:21Oh my goodness.
43:22It could be another holiday.
43:23You know, like Christmas,
43:24Thanksgiving.
43:26You know, I can see
43:27Bobby Heenan.
43:28I thought you already
43:29had a day, Bobby Heenan.
43:30I thought there was
43:31already a day.
43:32Dropkick by Adam Bob.
43:33No, there hasn't been
43:34an official day yet.
43:36There's a Groundhog Day
43:38which could very well
43:39easily be changed
43:40to Weasel Day.
43:41You know, that's not
43:42a day.
43:43It's my birthday.
43:44I don't have to take insults.
43:45I don't have to ask you
43:46to leave.
43:47I beg your pardon.
43:49We've seen a great deal
43:50this week of Harvey
43:51Wibbleman in the last
43:52couple of matches here.
43:53Harvey representing
43:54Well Done,
43:55representing Adam Bob.
43:57Harvey's on a roll.
43:58Well, it's right now
43:59that Adam Bob is on a roll.
44:01Earlier on, it was
44:02Virgil setting the pace.
44:04And look at the big man now.
44:06Waiting for his timing.
44:07Waiting for Virgil
44:08to get back up.
44:09And oh!
44:10Bolting down!
44:11Adam Bob.
44:14In complete control
44:15over Virgil.
44:17Virgil needs to get
44:18outside.
44:19Get away from this big man.
44:20Collect himself.
44:21And then,
44:22set the pace again.
44:23Take it to
44:24Adam Bob.
44:26But what's going on
44:27between the ears
44:28of Virgil?
44:29What do you mean?
44:30Nice kick right there.
44:31New kick out of the corner.
44:33Virgil with a clothesline.
44:34And he rocks Adam Bob.
44:36What's this?
44:37Virgil going up.
44:38Down to the second rope.
44:39Virgil going up
44:40to the top rope.
44:41And down!
44:42Nice drop kick!
44:43Cover the man!
44:44Hooks the leg!
44:45One! Two!
44:46It's an upset!
44:47No, he didn't get it.
44:48He didn't get it.
44:50Now then,
44:51here we go.
44:52Virgil with the momentum.
44:53So we've seen the momentum here.
44:55Seesaw back and forth
44:56in the matchup.
44:57Adam Bob for the ride.
44:58Nope.
44:59A bit of reversal there.
45:00Up goes Virgil.
45:01And a leap!
45:02Oh!
45:03Did you see Virgil
45:04bounce off Adam Bob?
45:06Like a rubber ball
45:07off a wall.
45:09Virgil with a high-risk
45:10maneuver that backfired.
45:11And now Adam Bob!
45:13Are we gonna see
45:14the Adam Smasher or not?
45:15He's gonna take cover.
45:16I can see that mushroom
45:17cloud now.
45:18And down to the canvas.
45:20That could do it.
45:22And a three count.
45:24Now we know Virgil's
45:25not coming to the party.
45:28Here is your winner,
45:30Adam Bob!
45:47Next week, right here,
45:48live on Monday Night Raw,
45:49we'll see one-on-one.
45:51Scott Steiner
45:52versus Lute Big Borga.
45:54In addition to which,
45:55in the square circle,
45:56will be Crush.
45:58And out here,
45:59right in front of the ring,
46:00will be the bocce man,
46:01Randy Savage,
46:02likewise,
46:03returning next week.
46:05And now I want everybody
46:06at home to get ready.
46:07Everybody in this building
46:08here to get ready,
46:09because this is gonna be
46:10the highlight of
46:11Monday Night Raw.
46:12I'm ready.
46:13A one and a two.
46:14Me, me, me, me, me.
46:15Happy birthday to me!

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