Mann Jogi - Ep 06 [CC] - 7th Sep 24 - Happilac, Nestle Lactogrow & foodpanda - Bilal A, Sabeena F
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01:44Listen, don't make any more excuses.
01:46Just tell me what I am trying to tell you.
01:48You both came here looking for work.
01:51Someone gave you something to eat on the way and you fainted.
01:53He stole everything.
01:55ID card, money, clothes, everything.
01:58Let me do this.
02:00Let me do this. I'll do it.
02:01No, I'll do it.
02:02You take care of the clothes.
02:02No, I'll do it.
02:03It's okay. I know how to do it.
02:05Actually, you do it like this.
02:07Like this.
02:09And there you go.
02:10You are ready.
02:12I didn't know how to do this.
02:14I used to get scolded for this.
02:15I know how to do this.
02:18I'll take care of it.
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02:27Ibrahim.
02:28Wipe the inside as well.
02:30It's very dirty.
02:32Ibrahim.
02:35Baji told you not to do it inside.
02:39Give it to me. Go.
02:42Now tell me what I have to do.
02:44Come.
02:57What happened? Is everything okay?
03:01It's very dirty.
03:02Give me your dupatta.
03:08Give me your dupatta.
03:11Why?
03:12Give it to me. Don't ask questions.
03:13Why?
03:14Give it to me.
03:18No, Ibrahim. I'll do it.
03:20I'll do it. You won't.
03:21No, you leave it. Please leave it. I'll do it.
03:22I told you you won't. Give it to me.
03:24Why not?
03:24Because you're very patient and this job doesn't suit you.
03:30And because I'm here.
03:32I'll do it. I'm an expert.
03:34This is one. There were four in the mosque.
03:37It's not a problem. I'll do it.
03:38I'll see.
03:40It's not a problem.
03:54It's not a problem.
04:01It's not a problem.
04:24Can I tell you something?
04:29Yes, tell me.
04:33You make very good aloo palak.
04:39Just aloo palak?
04:40No, you make very good chotay ka shorba, bindi gosht, aloo keema.
04:47But the gajar ka halwa you make is very good.
04:56You know, ever since food started coming from you,
05:01the taste of food had changed.
05:04The cleric also used to praise your food a lot.
05:21Can I tell you something else?
05:23Of course, tell me.
05:26Once, because of you,
05:29I had to make a big mistake.
05:31Astaghfirullah.
05:33Do you remember, once a gajar ka halwa came from your house?
05:36I ate it all, hiding in the closet.
05:39And I didn't even tell the cleric that the halwa had come.
05:44Do you know how to lie too?
05:47No.
05:49When the halwa comes in front of me,
05:51I don't know what happens.
05:59When will you make it again?
06:08You both will get by somehow.
06:26No, I'll take it.
06:27No, give it to me.
06:34The clothes are nice.
06:36I'll go and keep it.
06:59You look good.
07:16You look good too.
07:20Without seeing?
07:22No, I saw.
07:29Ibrahim,
07:31you won't get punished.
07:33I'm your wife.
07:36I've seen a girl so carefully for the first time.
07:50Come, let's cook.
07:52Alia ji,
07:56in these clothes?
07:58Yes.
08:00Do people cook in these clothes?
08:03No,
08:05let me dry my clothes.
08:08What's wrong with them?
08:11It doesn't look good.
08:13It feels weird.
08:14It's my first time.
08:16I'm not used to it.
08:17And what I'm saying is that you look good.
08:21You didn't even look at me and said that I look good.
08:24I agreed.
08:26And I'm telling you so carefully that you look good.
08:30You don't believe me?
08:34I believe you.
08:36So let's go.
08:40Let's go.
08:53Yes, lovebirds.
08:57What did she mean?
08:59She was praising you.
09:09I knew that you both would like it.
09:14We were thin like you both.
09:16Smart.
09:18You look good.
09:24I don't know when this knee pain will leave me.
09:28Election is a game.
09:30If you lose today, you'll win tomorrow.
09:33But politics is not a game.
09:36Politics is life.
09:39If he loses, he's dead.
09:44Election is a trophy.
09:47If you don't win today, you'll win tomorrow.
09:49But politics is an image.
09:54Do you know what an image is?
09:56Love.
09:59Trust.
10:03Respect.
10:06It's for you.
10:09Once it's over, no one can get it back.
10:14We're just a small market committee election.
10:20No election is small.
10:23It has a big impact.
10:25I'm not saying don't take an impact.
10:28Take an impact.
10:29Do it.
10:31Be strong.
10:34Look at your mistakes and weaknesses.
10:38Prepare for a big election.
10:40Chaudhary Zubair should be congratulated by Chaudhary Shabbir.
10:49Congratulations, comrade.
10:55Sister-in-law has come to give sweets.
10:58No.
11:00You can't involve your mother and daughter.
11:02Leave me.
11:03You can't involve your mother and daughter.
11:05Leave me.
11:11Wow.
11:13Amazing.
11:16Ms. Alia, I want to tell you something.
11:19You make delicious aloo palak.
11:25You make it so well that I can eat it every day.
11:30If you make it 3-4 times a day, I'll still eat it.
11:36Shabbir likes it too.
11:38He used to ask for it every other day.
11:42His mother used to leave it on the window sill.
11:46She used to cook it raw.
11:53Will he ever get to eat your food?
12:04Are you asking me or yourself?
12:06Are you asking me or yourself?
12:13I can't even think about it after I die.
12:20If you die, Shabbir won't get to eat my food.
12:37This is the main line.
12:39And this is the hot wire.
12:41Which is bringing the current.
12:43Which one?
12:45This one.
12:47And this one is the cold wire.
12:49And this one is the cold wire.
12:51What else do you teach me?
12:53I don't know.
12:55I don't know.
12:57I don't know.
12:59I don't know.
13:01I don't know.
13:03I don't know.
13:05What else do you teach him?
13:07Cut him off from here.
13:09How did you get married?
13:11Love or arrange?
13:13I guess arrange.
13:15Your parents must have thrashed him.
13:19It's good that he is helping you.
13:22My husband was a scoundrel.
13:28He used to sit at home and cook for free.
13:31He left me in a year.
13:33It's better to have a pet dog than a husband like him.
13:37At least he moves his tail when he is hungry.
13:41I have kept the clothes for the laundry.
13:45I will pay the bill.
13:48Listen.
13:52It's our love marriage.
13:54We got married against everyone's wishes.
13:57Where are the clothes?
13:59I have kept them.
14:03I have kept them.
14:09Which one is hot and cold?
14:13Which one is hot and cold?
14:17I forgot.
14:19Alia is not at home.
14:21I just came from my brother's house.
14:23She is not there either.
14:25Why do you ask her?
14:27I have some important work with her.
14:29Bala.
14:31Get out of here.
14:33This is the identity of a noble man.
14:36He understands the gesture.
14:39Shabbir.
14:41Her friend is suffering from cancer.
14:43She wants to meet him.
14:46She will tell you when she comes.
14:48What does our women have to do with your politics?
14:51You can create enmity as you wish.
14:53We are her friends.
14:55Bala.
14:57You are still here.
14:59Get out of here.
15:01This is the problem of lowly people.
15:03They don't understand anything.
15:05Get out of here.
15:07Get lost.
15:09Rascal.
15:17He will bring it from outside.
15:19I am stuck in the assignment.
15:21It's not my responsibility to work outside.
15:25He is sitting. Send him.
15:27It's his job to do business.
15:34Okay.
15:36You will take care of the outside work.
15:39Will you?
15:41Yes.
15:43Go and bring it.
15:45Room no. 204.
15:48Which room?
15:50204.
15:52Say it again.
15:54204.
15:56Come here.
16:14Ibrahim, hold the basket.
16:27This is called a basket.
16:53Ibrahim.
16:57Let me do it.
16:59Let me do it.
17:00Let her do it.
17:01I was outside. I got late.
17:02Go and see where your husband is.
17:04I hope he doesn't get lost.
17:06They are having fun.
17:08They are dating for 24 hours.
17:10From the broom to the grocery.
17:12They are always together.
17:14It's too much.
17:15Let me tell you one thing.
17:17No matter how much you punish them,
17:19they are happy.
17:21Alia.
17:22What am I hearing?
17:24Don't do this again.
17:26Bushra shouldn't get a chance to complain.
17:29I am telling you for the last time.
17:31Go.
17:32Go and bring it.
17:38Ibrahim can't do business.
17:40He has spent his life in the mosque.
17:42He has no experience.
17:44What do you want?
17:47Do you want him to spend his life in a hostel?
17:50You are not doing the right thing with him.
17:54Alia.
18:01Alia.
18:03Yes.
18:05You must be thinking.
18:09What a useless person I am.
18:12I am useless.
18:15No.
18:16I don't think like that.
18:24But everyone else thinks like that.
18:30You didn't like what Bushra said.
18:33No.
18:38I don't like what anyone says.
18:42I just care about you.
18:45And I am scared that you might not like what I say.
18:50If you like what I say,
18:53I don't know what I will do.
19:00Ibrahim, you are always like this.
19:03I mean...
19:04Scared, scared, nervous.
19:07Useless person.
19:09No.
19:11I didn't mean that.
19:13If you are useless, everyone should be like you.
19:15The world will be a better place.
19:17I mean simple.
19:22No.
19:24I used to be very smart when I was a kid.
19:27My grandfather had named me Jadu.
19:30Because I never got caught by anyone.
19:33I used to scream so much while sleeping that people thought I would run away.
19:37There was a hotel on the top of the mountain.
19:41Then our house.
19:44There was a market under it.
19:47I used to roam around all day.
19:50From hotel to market.
19:54I used to know everything.
19:58What is in which shop?
20:00Who has come to stay in the hotel?
20:01Where has he come from?
20:02I used to know everything.
20:05My grandmother used to say
20:07You will become a better guide than your father.
20:10He will take you around Kashmir.
20:16And that's it.
20:20Samson ruined them.
20:25Kashmir too.
20:29My Jadu too.
20:38That's why I am like this today.
20:50Welcome, Mr. Chaudhary.
20:54Is everything fine?
20:55What brings you here?
20:59The cleric of our mosque has got a letter cut.
21:04His guest has stolen the donation money and ran away.
21:08Oh yes.
21:09Rafaqat.
21:12Rafaqat.
21:14Listen to Mr. Chaudhary.
21:16Mr. Chaudhary, please allow me.
21:17There is an emergency meeting in front of the SSP.
21:19What should I talk to the mourner, Mr. SHO?
21:23The letter has been cut for a week and you don't even know.
21:27Mr. Chaudhary, one petrol pump has been looted in a week.
21:31Two murders have taken place.
21:32And three VIP duties have been assigned.
21:36Petrol pump.
21:39VIP movement.
21:42You brought the petrol pump near the mosque.
21:48Rafaqat.
21:50Go.
21:54No, Mr. Chaudhary.
21:56I am not bringing it near the mosque.
21:57You are bringing it.
21:59You are bringing it.
22:02Not near the mosque, but you are giving importance to the mosque.
22:10I don't mean that.
22:11I am just telling you about my work.
22:13The mosque should be at the top, Mr. SHO.
22:18At the top.
22:22One rupee stolen from the mosque is more than the crores of rupees of the petrol pump.
22:31You are right.
22:33But I mean that…
22:34You didn't catch the thieves of the mosque.
22:38That's why you are after the petrol pump.
22:41Mr. SHO, all your attention should be on the thief of the mosque.
22:50Otherwise, I have other ways to get your attention.
23:06Ibrahim.
23:07Yes.
23:08Ibrahim.
23:09Yes.
23:10We are playing a game today.
23:12Let's see who wins in the game.
23:14I will bring half of the items in this list and you will bring the other half.
23:20Everything is here.
23:22And the one who reaches the counter first will win.
23:27Okay?
23:36Take this.
23:37Take this.
23:39I will get the troy.
23:52Go and get the troy.
23:54Where will I get the money from?
23:56Bilgis aunty will give you.
23:57From where?
23:59How would I know?
24:00It's her problem.
24:01You go and get the troy.
24:04Okay, don't go.
24:05I am going to get it.
24:06Where will I meet you?
24:08In this counter.
24:09I will meet you.
24:11Okay, bye.
24:12Ms. Alia.
24:13Yes.
24:16I won't be able to do it.
24:17I don't understand.
24:19If you can't do it, then get lost.
24:36Ms. Alia.
25:06I will get the troy.
25:36I will get the troy.
26:06Ibrahim.
26:08Ibrahim.
26:11Ibrahim.
26:16Ibrahim.
26:36Ibrahim.
26:56Bilgis aunty.
26:59Bilgis aunty.
27:02Bilgis aunty.
27:03Bilgis aunty.
27:04Anita.
27:06Bilgis aunty.
27:07What happened?
27:09What happened?
27:10Why are you crying?
27:11Why are you crying?
27:13Tell me, why are you crying?
27:14Why are you crying?
27:16Ibrahim left.
27:18Where?
27:19I don't know.
27:21Anita.
27:22Who is Anita?
27:25Where can he go?
27:26Did you have a fight?
27:28I told him to get lost.
27:31Where can he go?
27:32He can't walk two steps without you.
27:35He will really get lost.
27:36He will get lost.
27:37He will die.
27:38He has no one in the world except me.
27:40Bilgis aunty.
27:41Come here.
27:42Okay, okay.
27:44Did you have a fight?
27:46I can't walk either.
27:47I can't even walk a step without him.
27:49For God's sake, aunty.
27:51Bilgis aunty.
27:52I will work for you for the rest of my life.
27:54I will serve you.
27:55Please find Ibrahim.
27:57Find him.
27:59Okay, okay.
28:00Listen to me.
28:01Listen to me.
28:02Listen.
28:03Be quiet.
28:04Listen to me.
28:05Listen to me.
28:07If I find him,
28:09you will not leave this hostel for the rest of your life.
28:12Okay?
28:13Even if your punishment is over.
28:14I won't go.
28:15I won't go.
28:16I swear.
28:17Then stay quiet.
28:18I won't stay quiet.
28:19I won't go.
28:20You find him.
28:21Call Anita.
28:22Okay, okay.
28:23Let's go.
28:24Let's find him.
28:25Let's find him.
28:26Let's do it.
28:27Be quiet.
28:28Let's go.
28:29Ibrahim.
28:30Ibrahim.
28:32Come here.
28:33Your wife can't walk two steps without you.
28:36Where are you going?
28:37Where are you going?
28:38Where are you going?
28:40He came with me.
28:42He was a crazy girl.
28:43I dropped him at the mall.
28:44He was crying.
28:45If I hadn't bumped into him,
28:46he would have been lost.
28:52I thought you left me.
29:00I thought you left me.
29:19I thought you left me.
29:31I thought you left me.
29:44Do you have any other doubt other than Ibrahim?
29:49Everything was under Ibrahim's control.
29:54There is no doubt about anyone else.
29:58Right, Mr. Maulvi?
30:00Right, Mr. Maulvi?
30:06This seems like a big deal.
30:12A person who has never seen the world outside the mosque
30:17must have been shown this way by someone else.
30:22We will have to expand.
30:25We will have to expand the scope of investigation.
30:27We will have to expand the scope of investigation.
30:29Mr. Achor, I need your cooperation for that.
30:36Give him to me, Mr. Achor.
30:47This is what father used to do to me.
30:52He used to give me what I was afraid of.
30:58If I was afraid of heights,
31:00he would have taken me to the highest places.
31:03He would have made me sit on the highest swing.
31:07If I was afraid of roads,
31:08he would have taken me to the market and I would have got lost.
31:12Then I used to find my own way and go back home.
31:18If I was afraid of darkness,
31:20he would have taken me to the graveyard to read Fatiha.
31:22That is why I am not afraid anymore.
31:26That is why I am not afraid anymore.
31:31Neither of heights,
31:34nor of roads, nor of darkness.
31:42But today I am scared, Ibrahim.
31:47I am very scared.
31:52Just like I got lost trying to show you the way.
32:02And there is only darkness ahead.
32:07I got scared of this darkness.
32:13I got very scared.
32:16When you reached your village after Sarzala,
32:23there was a heap of mud there.
32:28Everything was buried.
32:30Only one hand was out.
32:35My mother's.
32:39Under a big stone.
32:46I was sitting holding that hand.
32:49I kept crying.
32:52Till I was conscious.
32:55Then I fainted.
33:00When I regained consciousness,
33:04I was in the bus.
33:07Maulvi sahib was in the boat.
33:13That day I cried a lot.
33:15I cried a lot.
33:18For that hand.
33:23And even today,
33:28I have to cry like this.
33:53I am not afraid anymore.
33:56Neither of heights,
33:58nor of darkness.
34:01But today I am scared,
34:03Ibrahim.
34:05I am not afraid anymore.
34:07Neither of heights,
34:09nor of darkness.
34:11But today I am scared,
34:13Ibrahim.
34:15I am not afraid anymore.
34:17Neither of heights,
34:19nor of darkness.
34:20But today I am scared,
34:22Ibrahim.
34:25Neither of heights,
34:27nor of darkness.
34:29But today I am scared,
34:32Ibrahim.
34:34Neither of heights,
34:36nor of darkness.
34:39But today I am scared,
34:41Ibrahim.
34:47Ibrahim.
34:48He should be treated like a student or an assistant, who is his proper place.
34:53Then one day he will understand all the ways and become mature.
34:58Can't you see the sword hanging on my head?
35:00I can see it, but you also have a sword in your hand.
35:06If I was so weak, he wouldn't have been with me.
35:09He is with you, but you are with him.
35:14Look, I have noticed that your relationship is very insecure.
35:18Anyone can leave anyone at any time.
35:21He is also scared, you are also scared. What is this?
35:25Whatever happened with you two was an accident.
35:29You have to make a relationship with him.
35:32This way you can get out of this accident.
35:36And this is not just my opinion, this is the opinion of mom and dad too.
35:48Chamba Di Bhoopi
36:10You have a very nice voice.
36:14Do you know only one song?
36:17This is not a song, this is a poem.
36:20Poem?
36:51Wherever I am, I only think of you.
36:58My heart doesn't ask where I am, I am here with you.
37:20My heart doesn't ask where I am, I am here with you.
37:31Take this.
37:33For whom is this?
37:35Keep it, it is yours.
37:37I charge 50 rupees for a laundry suit from every girl.
37:42It costs up to 20 rupees.
37:45Rest according to 30, these are yours.
37:48I am not that cruel.
37:51I have to be strict from top to bottom.
37:54Otherwise these girls won't be able to control themselves.
38:03Listen, your punishment is ending next Sunday.
38:08Do you remember your promise?
38:11I won't let you work for free.
38:13I won't let you work for free.
38:16You still haven't paid me.
38:28My heart doesn't feel without you.
38:35My dear Jaya, I don't find anyone else.
38:40Wherever I am.
39:10My heart doesn't feel without you.