The Secret of My Success | show | 1987 | Official Featurette
Brantley Foster, a well-educated kid from Kansas, has always dreamed of making it big in New York, but once in New York, | dHNfYUUzZ01OOTdUS3c
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00:00In the British criminal justice system, police and crown prosecutors exhibit curious and fascinating habits.
00:06This is what America has learned from their stories.
00:11Behind every dead body on the streets, there's an innocent suspect.
00:15I didn't do it!
00:16You think I killed someone?
00:17You don't have anything on me.
00:18I didn't shake that baby!
00:20And it's up to these detectives to investigate the truth.
00:22They arrest the suspects.
00:24I'm arresting you.
00:27And bring them here, overseen by judges with wigs and furry clothing.
00:31Tell it to the jury.
00:32These are the crown prosecutors. They are passionate.
00:34You are kidding!
00:35Trust me, you're not!
00:36You've been stalking her!
00:37Look at me!
00:38Even so?
00:39Yes, oh no!
00:40They defer to judges as
00:41My Lord, My Lord, My Lord, My Lord, My Lord, My Lord, My Lord, My Lord, My Lord, My Lord, My Lord,
00:46And
00:47My Lady, My Lady, My Lady, My Lady, My Lady,
00:50They love hearing this
00:51Guilty
00:52Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty
00:54And hate hearing this
00:55Not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty.
00:58They cross their arms with conviction.
01:03These police and prosecutors are often incomprehensible.
01:06Oh, it's fancy one, but at first Mrs. Brooks recognized enough crap without going looking for it.
01:10And speak in code.
01:11Wanker.
01:12Bent.
01:12Cueing up.
01:13Blimey.
01:13Brilliant.
01:14Ducky.
01:14Bollocks.
01:15Lobby.
01:15Bloody.
01:16Bloody.
01:16Flat.
01:17Flatty.
01:17Mum.
01:18Mum.
01:18Mate.
01:19Mate.
01:19Mate.
01:20Mate.
01:20Mate.
01:21Mate.
01:21Mate.
01:22Mate.
01:22Mate.
01:23Mate.
01:23Mate.
01:24Mate.
01:24Bloke.
01:25Bloke.
01:25Bloke.
01:26Bloke.
01:26Bloke.
01:27Bloke.
01:27You should cut your knackers off.
01:28Spray them golden flooded with baubles for 90 pound a pop.
01:31They have a well balanced diet of sandwiches and pens.
01:35Do they love scotch?
01:37Uh-huh.
01:38But not as much as…
01:39Tea.
01:40A cup of tea in my office, gentlemen, please.
01:41Would you like a cup of tea?
01:43They hate placing things down gently.
01:49They make suspects cry.
01:51Witnesses cry, family of victims cry, they interrogate celebrity look-alikes, they understand
02:02the merits of a solid physical regiment, they only walk by the river when the camera pans
02:07like this.
02:09They're polite, they're compulsively clean, they're
02:19compulsively clean.
02:20The only thing these men and women love more than seeking justice is wearing scarves, maroon,
02:29grey, charcoal, turquoise, rainbow, beige, brown, argyle, black, double rainbow.
02:34Does this cover everything?
02:36No further questions.
02:37No further questions.
02:38No further questions.
02:39No more questions.
02:40I have no further questions.
02:45It's like our law and order, just more British.