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Sebastian, an 11-year-old Bavarian boy, feels responsible for his mother's death, who died during his birth, and naively attempts multiple ways to reach immortality (procreation, reincarnation, sanctification) to prevent his tenure in hell

Director
Marcus H. Rosenmüller
Writers
Marcus H. Rosenmüller, Christian Lerch
Stars
Markus Krojer, Fritz Karl, Jürgen Tonkel


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Transcript
00:00:30The cream and cheese are there The fluffy sky above
00:00:39Along the flower trees The sloppy hills are there
00:00:48Into the mighty tree Into the mighty tree
00:00:57Someone's rising Someone's falling
00:01:06And we're drifting by We're drifting by
00:01:11Someone's crying Someone's failing
00:01:15And you're walking by
00:01:18Something's rising and Something's falling down
00:01:25And we're drifting by We're drifting by
00:01:29Someone's rising Someone's failing
00:01:34And you're walking by
00:01:55Something's changing in my world A static plotting of my sound
00:02:20Someone's playing with my soul Someone's dining with my pride
00:02:30Something's changing in my world I see drawings on the wall
00:02:39Walking up a minor scale Running up without a care
00:02:51Someone's rising Someone's falling
00:02:56And we're drifting by
00:03:00Someone's crying Someone's failing
00:03:05And we're drifting by
00:03:08Someone's playing with my soul Someone's failing
00:03:14And we're drifting by
00:03:17Someone's crying Someone's failing
00:03:20And we're drifting by
00:03:23What are you playing at?
00:03:25Don't touch the chickens!
00:03:29Do you want a punch or what?
00:03:31That's the shortest way.
00:03:33Don't you want to watch out for Pepe?
00:03:45Fuck you!
00:03:53Fuck you!
00:04:14Click out.
00:04:23Hello.
00:04:25Put the bulldog away.
00:04:29I'll drive away in a minute.
00:04:31You can still drive a bulldog, right?
00:04:37I mean...
00:04:392.3 per mille.
00:04:41That's a huge value.
00:04:43I mean...
00:04:452.3 per mille.
00:04:47That's a huge value.
00:04:56You have to pay me.
00:05:134.000.000.000.000.000.000.000
00:05:17And?
00:05:19What do you say?
00:05:21The court of witchcraft
00:05:23or the stolen luxury?
00:05:25Extravagant.
00:05:29What was that?
00:05:33Shit!
00:05:35How could that be?
00:05:37I'll pay for this wall.
00:05:39This is because
00:05:41Ah, fuck!
00:05:42Calm down, I'll drive you home.
00:06:06Shit! My pants!
00:06:11Karl?
00:06:18Maybe he's sleeping.
00:06:41Say it now!
00:06:42No, I don't feel like it.
00:06:44Then you don't feel like it!
00:06:46Do you know what happens
00:06:48when people make a mess for their whole life
00:06:50and don't have to pay for it?
00:06:52No.
00:06:53They go to the latest court.
00:06:54What?
00:06:56They die.
00:06:57They go to the latest court
00:06:59and get convicted and thrown into the fire.
00:07:02And I'm going to give you an impression of what it's like.
00:07:07You've got a little too much on your back.
00:07:10And it's better if you work it off now.
00:07:13What do you think?
00:07:15Ah, I'm going crazy!
00:07:18Say it!
00:07:24I'm sorry, Karl,
00:07:26that you can't be on this beautiful earth because of me.
00:07:31I'm sorry, Walpurgis,
00:07:33that you can't be on this beautiful earth because of me.
00:07:38I'm sorry, Vincent,
00:07:39that you can't be on this beautiful earth because of me.
00:07:42Now we've got them all. What's wrong with me?
00:07:44We've got all the rabbits.
00:07:45Yes, but...
00:07:46And who else did you kill?
00:07:47What?
00:07:48Say it!
00:07:49I don't know.
00:07:50You don't know?
00:07:51No, I don't know.
00:07:52Mum, you knew.
00:07:53What did I do?
00:07:54You killed them.
00:07:55And I'm sorry for that.
00:08:04Read it.
00:08:05Amen to eternity.
00:08:07Read it from the date!
00:08:09August 8th, 1995.
00:08:12Do you notice anything?
00:08:14It's my birthday.
00:08:15Your birthday? Is your mum's birthday?
00:08:17So she died because you were born?
00:08:20So you killed her?
00:08:25But I thought...
00:08:27It was the car accident.
00:08:28Say it!
00:08:29Say it!
00:08:32What are you doing?
00:08:35Are you crazy?
00:08:36Someone has to tell me that he killed mum.
00:08:39Because you don't dare.
00:08:41Did you shit your pants or what?
00:08:43Is this the way you treat your brother?
00:08:45Who do you think you are?
00:08:46But the rabbits...
00:08:47We slaughtered the rabbits next week anyway.
00:08:50Really?
00:08:51Of course.
00:08:52You saw how fat they were.
00:08:55I'll tell you.
00:08:57Asshole.
00:08:58Hans!
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00:13:22Can you hear me?
00:13:23Vogno!
00:13:24Just shut up!
00:13:27Just shut up, God!
00:13:31AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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00:13:52Sebastian Schneider has died today, a total of 2,713 unhealthy deaths.
00:14:022,713 apfeltein!
00:14:05The drunk and thus defenseless Graudinger has used the EC-card,
00:14:09which is his secret number, and thus withdrew 23 euros from his account.
00:14:14Oskar, he's just a little boy.
00:14:16At Toni's parents, a family pack of condoms was stolen.
00:14:20The condoms were then hung up in the garden of the religious therapist at apfel- and fir-trees.
00:14:30The great-sister of Kameda Flory was watching on the ladder when pulling out,
00:14:35while the power line was torn off.
00:14:38Krosge was photographed taking a shit on the toilet of the inn,
00:14:42and hung up in the communal show-case.
00:14:45The Kramer-Evi, the driver, was caught on the flag-mast of the fire-tree.
00:14:50Krosge was hung up on the flag-mast of the fire-tree.
00:14:53The Kramer-Evi was caught on the flag-mast of the fire-tree.
00:14:58Toni!
00:15:02Friedrich, Walpurga, Karl, Vincenz,
00:15:08together they are seven rabbits,
00:15:11killed by the death of their own mother,
00:15:16thus making Franz an orphan and Lorenz a widow.
00:15:22Thumbs up for the whole thing!
00:15:25More or less.
00:15:26Get out of the car!
00:15:28What's wrong with the engine? I can't help it anymore.
00:15:30Fourteen years of bird fire!
00:15:33Throw it away!
00:15:42Lorenz!
00:15:52Lorenz!
00:15:58Two or three years ago you played a woman.
00:16:01And that was your brother.
00:16:03Everyone laughed.
00:16:05Go on.
00:16:06They laughed at me.
00:16:07Besides, what kind of women play with us?
00:16:10Are you still awake?
00:16:11Don't you have school tomorrow?
00:16:12I can't sleep.
00:16:14Then don't drink too much.
00:16:16Go to bed.
00:16:18Sepp, don't forget your bag.
00:16:20Yes, yes.
00:16:35What's wrong with you? What are you looking at?
00:16:40I'm not allowed to die.
00:16:42You don't have to die.
00:16:44At least not in the near future.
00:16:47But I'm not allowed to die.
00:16:49Well, at some point you have to die.
00:16:51And that's good, because death is part of it.
00:16:55Look.
00:16:56If Sepp and Mast and...
00:17:00Hubert.
00:17:01Yes, exactly, Hubert.
00:17:02Fonzi, Bichlerhans and Pauli.
00:17:04If they were all still alive, then...
00:17:08Then we wouldn't have a place on the table.
00:17:15And that's why we have to die.
00:17:19In the sense of transmission.
00:17:26But if he's a vampire, then you don't have to die.
00:17:29Yes, exactly.
00:17:30That's how it is.
00:17:31He's right.
00:17:32You just have to get bitten by him and you'll be a vampire too.
00:17:35And you won't die.
00:17:37There are no vampires in real life.
00:17:40Yes, not with us.
00:17:42But in Transylvania.
00:17:45Transylvania.
00:17:47I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:17:51Don't worry, Sebastian.
00:17:54If you want to listen to a sermon, you can go straight to the priest.
00:18:00Immortal?
00:18:02We will only become immortal in the protection of our Creator,
00:18:06whose goodness will once choose us for eternal life.
00:18:10Yes, and what do you do now?
00:18:12So specifically?
00:18:14Believe, Sebastian.
00:18:16Believe.
00:18:46I don't know.
00:19:00Excuse me.
00:19:06The rent has been paid.
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:11I tell you, Mr. Schneider, the day is fulfilled again today.
00:19:14It's going to be a fabulous evening, I think.
00:19:16Are you just glad that you don't have to fly anymore?
00:19:19I have to. We're cooking.
00:19:20The old lady is so tough.
00:19:22She doesn't eat anything, she doesn't drink anything,
00:19:24but every day in the morning she opens her eyes.
00:19:26I see.
00:19:27Imagine a woman, God bless her,
00:19:29who didn't die, but became a caretaker.
00:19:32You could talk about luck.
00:19:40Well, if it's true.
00:19:44Yes.
00:19:51I wanted to ask you,
00:19:53if you want to come to my birthday party.
00:19:56I have two mornings,
00:19:58but a party is better on Saturday.
00:20:01So I can ask you if you want to come.
00:20:04Gladly.
00:20:07Although we have to be so decent with you.
00:20:11I mean.
00:20:14What are you doing?
00:20:16I'm trying something. I have something good to do.
00:20:19Come on, Evi, we don't have that much time.
00:20:22Yes, right away.
00:20:24Mrs. Grammer, could you please get in front of it?
00:20:28Are you there?
00:20:29Yes, exactly.
00:20:37Shit.
00:20:38That was too much pressure for a revival.
00:20:41I could have told you right away that it doesn't work.
00:20:43With a cat, it would have been something else.
00:20:46A cat's name is Simlim.
00:20:48Why a cat's name is Simlim?
00:20:50Evi, come on.
00:20:51That's the way it is. I have to go now.
00:20:59Sebastian.
00:21:01Food.
00:21:02Yes, I'm coming.
00:21:14Shit.
00:21:20Did you wash your hands?
00:21:22Yes.
00:21:28Kim, I have something for you. A pantyhose.
00:21:30What?
00:21:31Yes.
00:21:32If we eat them, they will be a part of our lives.
00:21:36Right, dad?
00:21:37Yes.
00:21:43Come on.
00:21:59Do you think a cat tastes like ragout?
00:22:04What do you mean?
00:22:06I think Pepe has already experienced sex.
00:22:14Leave my brother alone, asshole.
00:22:28If I die, we'll go to the bonfire because I killed mom.
00:22:32You didn't kill your mom.
00:22:35No way.
00:22:37At least indirectly.
00:22:40Besides, your mom is still alive.
00:22:44In you.
00:22:46Do you understand?
00:22:48Where did you get the care on your nose?
00:22:52What do you mean?
00:22:53I don't know.
00:22:55And how do you say it?
00:23:02Mother's milk.
00:23:04There you have it.
00:23:05You have the genes of your mom in you.
00:23:08And when you have children, they also have the genes of your mom.
00:23:12Look here.
00:23:14Xaver.
00:23:15His great-grandfather already played the trumpet.
00:23:18And his grandfather and father too.
00:23:21And what does he play?
00:23:22Trumpets.
00:23:23Do you see that?
00:23:24Now you just have to plant them, then you'll be immortal.
00:23:26Yes, and how do I do that?
00:23:28Yes, how would you do that?
00:23:31So.
00:23:33So, before planting, that's when...
00:23:38So, that's...
00:23:40That's something beautiful, right?
00:23:42And then you can...
00:23:46Yes, so before planting, you can...
00:23:49Yes, and how do I do that?
00:23:51Yes, how would you...
00:23:57There.
00:23:59There.
00:24:00Thank you.
00:24:15So, first you need a clean bunny.
00:24:17But we don't have any more bunnies.
00:24:19Don't worry, Mr. Tepp.
00:24:21A clean girl is easy.
00:24:23Yes, and then?
00:24:25Then you go very close to her.
00:24:27And then you bite into her earlobe a little bit.
00:24:31And then you whisper,
00:24:33that you might have birds with you.
00:24:35And then you'll be immortal.
00:24:38Cheers.
00:24:40Happy birthday to you.
00:24:42Happy birthday to you.
00:24:45Happy birthday, dear Elfie.
00:24:48Happy birthday to you.
00:24:51So, when you talk on the phone at home,
00:24:53your voice is converted into electromagnetic waves
00:24:56and they are transmitted to a transmitter.
00:24:58Do you know what that is?
00:24:59The transmitter sends the signal to a satellite.
00:25:02So...
00:25:03No, I don't know.
00:25:04Oh, my.
00:25:05No, I don't know.
00:25:06Yes, you do.
00:25:07So, basically, it works like that.
00:25:09Yes, of course.
00:25:10I have a surprise for you.
00:25:12Or rather, my husband, Alfred.
00:25:14He's on the radio.
00:25:15Now listen.
00:25:23So, dear friends, I'll tell you now.
00:25:25Not only Mother Teresa on her birthday,
00:25:27but also Cleopatra,
00:25:29Janis Joplin,
00:25:30and our wonderful, the one and only,
00:25:33Elfie!
00:25:39A very, very warm welcome to your eleventh birthday.
00:25:41And attention, here it comes.
00:25:43Dear Elfie, and the whole Class 50,
00:25:45you can visit me around here in the center
00:25:47and take a closer look at how radio is made.
00:25:50Is that great?
00:25:51Yes, that's great!
00:25:55Okay, then let's take a break.
00:26:14Sebastian?
00:26:15What is it?
00:26:18Can I help you somehow?
00:26:25Yes.
00:26:34Ah!
00:26:36Are you crazy?
00:26:38Do you happen to have more birds?
00:26:41What?
00:26:43So, no, right?
00:26:45No.
00:26:51Tastes good.
00:26:52Schneider?
00:26:53Yes.
00:26:54For you, Papa.
00:26:55I can't right now.
00:26:57I don't have time.
00:26:59Tell him it's important.
00:27:02Hello, this is Mrs. Dorstreiter.
00:27:04Sebastian's teacher.
00:27:08I wanted to ask you if you could come to my lecture next time.
00:27:12That's rather bad.
00:27:14Except...
00:27:15Did he say anything?
00:27:17Well, employed.
00:27:18He's just been uncomfortable lately.
00:27:21Did he say anything or not?
00:27:23He's just interested in where he got certain things from.
00:27:26I mean, that a rabbit jumps into the air,
00:27:28that's hopefully just a rumor.
00:27:30They'll be slaughtered anyway.
00:27:32I see.
00:27:33Well, and today he asked me,
00:27:35do you want to...
00:27:36do you want to fly with me?
00:27:40What?
00:27:41Do you want to fly with me?
00:27:42I mean, what do you say to that?
00:27:44Tell me, am I hearing things or what?
00:27:46But please don't disturb them.
00:27:48It's just Mr. Schneider.
00:27:49Oh, yes, of course, just Mr. Schneider.
00:27:51We always have a lecture on Tuesdays.
00:27:53I'll tell him to come in right away.
00:27:55But only because it's just Mr. Schneider.
00:27:57I'll sleep upstairs in the living room.
00:27:59Wait a minute, please.
00:28:00Don't get so worked up.
00:28:01You didn't notice the first half at all.
00:28:03Oh, it was just the first half?
00:28:04Mr. Schneider.
00:28:06You tell me,
00:28:07was the second half just as interesting or something?
00:28:10Yes, excuse me,
00:28:11can I call you back later?
00:28:12Yes, at the moment I'm a little bad, Mr. Schneider.
00:28:15You can wait for me at home if you...
00:28:17if you excuse me.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:31Mr. Schneider,
00:28:32this is the father of an eleven-year-old student of mine
00:28:34who asked me today,
00:28:35do you want to fly with me?
00:28:36Well, I just called the father.
00:28:38Oh, really?
00:28:39Oh, yes.
00:28:41He's really a very special boy.
00:28:46Why?
00:28:47I like the birds.
00:28:53I don't like the meadows.
00:29:00Hey, look down there!
00:29:05Wow!
00:29:07If you look down there,
00:29:08we'll all be there.
00:29:11It's beautiful.
00:29:16And you wait, please.
00:29:17Tony, stay together.
00:29:26Desire for the universe.
00:29:29Desire for the universe.
00:29:37And we consciously breathe in and out.
00:29:39We concentrate on it.
00:29:44You have the photo in front of you
00:29:45and wish for its return.
00:29:49Now send the desire from your heart
00:29:52into the spheres of the universe.
00:30:00So,
00:30:02don't be afraid of fate.
00:30:04Have patience.
00:30:05Let things happen.
00:30:07And if it shouldn't be this week,
00:30:09then tune in again next week
00:30:11when it's time for
00:30:14Desire
00:30:16for the universe.
00:30:23It's with you, Evi.
00:30:24Come on, let's go.
00:30:27It's with you, Evi.
00:30:28Come on, let's go.
00:30:30So, we're going in now.
00:30:31I come around here and sit and think
00:30:33about the children of class 15
00:30:35of the Volks- und Teilhauptschule Gämringen
00:30:37and their charming teacher.
00:30:40And they want to know from me
00:30:41how it all works around here.
00:30:43Radio, what is it?
00:30:44Who does it?
00:30:45How does it work?
00:30:46How does it work that I talk here
00:30:47and all the parents can hear it?
00:30:49Doesn't matter, in the car,
00:30:50in the kitchen, in the cellar,
00:30:52on the bulldog,
00:30:53they can hear it everywhere.
00:30:54And how it all works,
00:30:55that's what Alfield is going to tell you today.
00:30:58So, what do you want to hear first?
00:31:01What is this?
00:31:03This?
00:31:04This is a plectrum.
00:31:05This is a little record.
00:31:06You need it to play guitar.
00:31:07And this plectrum,
00:31:08John Ferdinand Woodstock heard it.
00:31:10Who is that?
00:31:12John Ferdinand Woodstock
00:31:13was, after Jimi Hendrix,
00:31:14the best guitar player in the whole world.
00:31:17Who is Jimi Hendrix?
00:31:20Jimi Hendrix?
00:31:22But now I believe it.
00:31:24You probably know Jimi Hendrix, don't you?
00:31:28Jimi Hendrix?
00:31:30My dear listeners,
00:31:32this is how it is in our school system.
00:31:34The average student
00:31:35does not have all the elementary knowledge.
00:31:38That's not what I meant.
00:31:39So let's take the very first steps
00:31:41in the direction of musical basic education.
00:31:44James Marshall Hendrix,
00:31:46called Jimi Hendrix,
00:31:48was born on November 27, 1942 in Renton.
00:31:51This is in Seattle.
00:31:52And this is in the state of Washington.
00:31:54And this is in America.
00:31:56He got his first guitar at the age of five.
00:31:58His mother died at the age of 15.
00:31:59And he died at the age of 27.
00:32:01And yet he is immortal.
00:32:04Why immortal?
00:32:06Immortal.
00:32:11Because he made music,
00:32:13which even 35 years after his death
00:32:16is played on every music station
00:32:18all over the world.
00:32:20And that's how it is with everyone
00:32:22you see back there.
00:32:24Otis Redding, Elvis Presley
00:32:26and John Ferdinand Woodstock.
00:32:28I'd say, let's play something.
00:32:31His biggest hit,
00:32:33Slipping Down the Universe.
00:32:36Does anyone else want to greet someone?
00:32:39No?
00:32:40A lady?
00:32:41Yes.
00:32:42Yes, look here.
00:32:43There is someone with me.
00:32:45Go on, go here.
00:32:48You have to talk to her.
00:32:50What's your name?
00:32:51Sebastian.
00:32:52Sebastian Schneider.
00:32:55Is that Sebastian?
00:32:57Is that Sebastian?
00:32:58Sebastian Schneider.
00:32:59Yes, that's you.
00:33:00Why?
00:33:01Just like that.
00:33:04All right.
00:33:05Ine!
00:33:06Turn it up!
00:33:08What?
00:33:09The cantor boy is on the radio.
00:33:10Turn it up!
00:33:11And you can hear that everywhere?
00:33:13Of course.
00:33:17All right.
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23Then I'd like to greet my mom.
00:33:27A nice greeting.
00:33:29And I'm sorry I killed her.
00:33:31And that you are no longer in this beautiful world because of me.
00:33:38My Linz.
00:33:39Maybe you really hear it.
00:33:43And do you know Mr. Berenson?
00:33:45Well, excuse me.
00:33:46Well, because of the superglue on the chair, right?
00:33:50And the dog rain under the floor mats.
00:33:53Yes, I'm sorry about that.
00:33:55And I'd like to apologize to Mrs. Huber, too.
00:33:57Because last time I spat in her zipper.
00:34:00But I'm only saying that because she never gave me a drink.
00:34:03Although I'm always so friendly.
00:34:05And dad said he did that once, too.
00:34:07When someone gave him a drink.
00:34:09But I promise it's just a joke.
00:34:11I'm sorry.
00:34:12So if that's not a joke, then I don't know either.
00:34:15But now I think it's time for Slipping Down the Universe.
00:34:27Did you hear that, too?
00:34:31Nice, isn't it?
00:34:45I love you.
00:35:15Slipping Down the Universe.
00:35:45Slipping Down the Universe.
00:35:56Slipping Down the Universe.
00:36:06Slipping Down the Universe.
00:36:15Slipping Down the Universe.
00:36:19Sebastian, give me the guitar now and don't touch it again.
00:36:23And then you'll sneak out of my sight, got it?
00:36:25And think about who the hell you're messing with.
00:36:28But I need the guitar.
00:36:29And I belong to you.
00:36:30You're my mom and now you belong to me.
00:36:33Slipping Down the Universe.
00:36:44Sebastian!
00:36:54Say, what color is the woman's smile?
00:37:00Tell me, is a boat on a hill still a boat?
00:37:11And if I was a poor stowaway,
00:37:17then would you throw me overboard with a smile?
00:37:31Slipping Down the Universe.
00:37:36What sound has a fire that dies?
00:37:41Tell me, can a moment be first or last?
00:37:48Slipping Down the Universe.
00:38:18I want to learn how to play the guitar, like you.
00:38:20And now I want to ask you if you allow me.
00:38:25So if you could give me a sign, then I would be very happy.
00:38:34Any sign.
00:38:37Slipping Down the Universe.
00:38:46Ah, I see.
00:38:49Great, thank you!
00:39:01Excuse me, are you free?
00:39:04Yes, we're free.
00:39:08Do you still live in Transylvania?
00:39:11Yes, still in Bittelboch.
00:39:38Something's rising, something's falling,
00:39:42as we're drifting by.
00:39:47Something's playing, someone's singing,
00:39:51as we're walking by.
00:39:57Slipping Down the Universe.
00:40:04Good guitar, isn't it?
00:40:07Try what kind of cool sound it has.
00:40:19Sounds great!
00:40:22Maybe a bit too loud for you.
00:40:26Now listen.
00:40:29Try this one.
00:40:35It's a starter set with CD and book.
00:40:40No, I'll take this one.
00:40:43My mom already gave it to me.
00:40:45How much does it cost?
00:40:471650.
00:40:51Well, then you'll have to leave your signature.
00:40:55Signature.
00:41:15And I'm telling you now, even if he's not 12 yet,
00:41:18there are chances that this won't happen again in the future.
00:41:22Thank you for your advice and I wish you a nice trip home.
00:41:30By the way, while I was driving here,
00:41:33I picked up a dog.
00:41:36Of course you can see it, right?
00:41:38Bye.
00:41:39Bye.
00:41:49Excuse me.
00:42:03Give it to me.
00:42:12Now we have to solve this.
00:42:14Be careful.
00:42:45Be careful.
00:43:07Do it.
00:43:15Excuse me.
00:43:17For what?
00:43:20For this.
00:43:26Sorry.
00:43:29Excuse me.
00:43:32Excuse me.
00:43:43It's because no mother is here and takes care of the upbringing, otherwise it would look
00:44:08completely different.
00:44:09You'll see, this is just the beginning of the end.
00:44:12Yes, because Sofie is still in pain.
00:44:14She was a special one when she played the guitar with you.
00:44:18She really made me burn.
00:44:20Yes, that was heart-breaking.
00:44:23She was a witch.
00:44:26A good old witch again.
00:44:28One with a grip, a skill and a good ass.
00:44:31One who blows me the leviton.
00:44:34How did you get to know one like that?
00:44:37You're challenging yourself.
00:44:57But dear court, he just wanted to play the guitar so his mother could live on
00:45:01because he has the genes.
00:45:04Because of what? He wanted to do a complete left turn, so that he would become immortal and not have to appear in front of us.
00:45:11God save the father, he's a fucking moron.
00:45:13Instead of avenging his sins, he wants to kill himself, this bitch!
00:45:18Sebastian! My feathers are bleeding!
00:45:23You witch, you better admit that you have killed the priceless Harry Potter, you ungrateful bitch!
00:45:31In the name of God, throw her out of the window!
00:45:35Get out!
00:45:43Hi mom, I think I know now how I can fix all this.
00:45:47At the regular table, they are of the opinion, well, especially Mr. Kumbirkan,
00:45:51so he is of the opinion that it's time for dad to get to know a new woman, because he is overwhelmed.
00:45:58Then I thought, maybe I should take care of it, because it's my fault that he doesn't have anyone anymore.
00:46:04Now I don't know if you like it.
00:46:07And that's why I would like to ask you, if you could give me a sign again.
00:46:29Mom, do you mean Mrs. Kramer?
00:46:42Oh my God, Sebastian! Don't you have eyes in your head?
00:46:45Didn't you see that I was upstairs?
00:46:47Yes, sorry Mrs. Trostretter, but I didn't see you at all.
00:46:50Sorry Mrs. Trostretter, but I didn't see you at all.
00:46:58Here, these are for you, Mrs. Kramer.
00:47:00From my dad.
00:47:02Because if you go too far, he said, then you take the flowers with you.
00:47:05Because Mrs. Kramer, that's the kind of person you'll get without a good ass.
00:47:11Aha.
00:47:25So, what kind of cake is that?
00:47:27No, Mrs. Kramer, this piece of cake is one of the best cakes I've ever eaten.
00:47:31Where did you get it from?
00:47:33Because I made it last night.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:36Well, I swore that I would be as good as them at the shop.
00:47:39If my dad could make such a good cake,
00:47:41then I would have a lot more customers for coffee on Saturday.
00:47:44But you're closed on Saturday afternoon.
00:47:47Yes, that's why.
00:47:48Can I have another one?
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:52Here you go.
00:47:54My thanks, Toni.
00:47:55Now I'll show you how it's done, you have to kiss my ass.
00:47:58Yes?
00:47:59No, no, no, no, no, you won't be seen on TV in this beautiful weather.
00:48:02But mom, it's my birthday.
00:48:04How will you be able to take care of yourself?
00:48:07Here.
00:48:08Thank you.
00:48:10We didn't need a TV in the past either.
00:48:12Then we played the sausage catcher or told stories.
00:48:15Yes, that's much nicer.
00:48:17It's a shame that it's not like that anymore.
00:48:19Here.
00:48:20Take Sebastian as an example.
00:48:22He should tell a story now, right?
00:48:25Oops.
00:48:31You don't know any stories.
00:48:33Of course I do.
00:48:35Yes, then tell me.
00:48:38But who are you to tell me stories?
00:48:40Well, I told you.
00:48:47Do you know where this sausage catcher came from?
00:48:51No, tell me.
00:48:53Do you know...
00:48:56Danningerweier.
00:48:57Was it really a Danningerweier?
00:48:59That's a real story.
00:49:01I don't believe it.
00:49:02But I know it from dad.
00:49:03Because we have a fishing hut back there.
00:49:05Yes, then tell me.
00:49:16Back there in the forest, where the fishing hut is now...
00:49:20There.
00:49:21...witch incitements took place.
00:49:23And they were from innocent women.
00:49:25But one of them really was able to cast a spell.
00:49:29If they really couldn't cast a spell, why were they burnt?
00:49:32If I could cast a spell, I would have been burned somewhere else.
00:49:35It's very simple.
00:49:36Because those who were burnt were all from the devil.
00:49:39And they had a lot more power than they sold their souls.
00:49:42And every full moon night, they sacrificed a devil.
00:49:49But one of them really was able to cast a spell.
00:49:53But one of them really was able to cast a spell.
00:49:56But one of them really was able to cast a spell.
00:49:59And when he was burnt, he started to sing.
00:50:02He sang and died.
00:50:11And the men who started to scream when he was burnt...
00:50:14...and when he was eaten alive...
00:50:16...they all jumped into the Danningerweier.
00:50:18And they all died.
00:50:22But...
00:50:24But...
00:50:25Every full moon night, when you go to the Danningerweier...
00:50:28...you can hear the women singing.
00:50:30And every time the wind blows, the bodies come out of the moor...
00:50:33...and start to cry.
00:50:36Professor!
00:50:50I don't think it's real.
00:50:53They must have stolen it.
00:50:55Then we go to the Danningerweier.
00:50:57I can't go there. I can't show you the Danningerweier.
00:51:00Then we go to the Danningerweier if there's another one.
00:51:02What do I look like?
00:51:03Abgemacht.
00:51:04Abgemacht.
00:51:05Ich bin fertig.
00:51:06Sonst niemand?
00:51:07Und?
00:51:08Hat euch was Schönes erzählt?
00:51:09Ich helfe nur beim Abräumen, Frau Kramer.
00:51:10Nein, das brauchst du nicht.
00:51:11Das schaffst du alleine.
00:51:12Nein, Frau Kramer.
00:51:13Wissen Sie?
00:51:14Der Papa hat mir so einen gesagt.
00:51:15Immer nur im Mittelpunkt, wo es nicht so geht.
00:51:16Ich weiß auch noch eine Geschichte.
00:51:17Ach.
00:51:18Sie müssen unbedingt mal mit dem Papa zuhören.
00:51:19Er hat sich riesig gefreut.
00:51:20Er hat sich riesig gefreut.
00:51:21Er hat sich riesig gefreut.
00:51:22Er hat sich riesig gefreut.
00:51:23Er hat sich riesig gefreut.
00:51:24Er hat sich riesig gefreut.
00:51:25Er hat sich riesig gefreut.
00:51:26Frau Kramer, können Sie eigentlich Libyten lesen?
00:51:49Yes, if it's necessary.
00:51:55Why?
00:51:56No reason.
00:52:19Hello, I'm Sebastian Schneider from the Kanzlerwirt.
00:52:35Is that you?
00:52:40You've experienced a lot, haven't you?
00:52:45But it won't be long now, right?
00:52:48You won't live long, will you?
00:52:51Because my mum also passed away.
00:52:54And now you're all meeting here.
00:52:57And I'd like to...
00:53:01Could you give me a sign?
00:53:03So I know you're doing well.
00:53:06Maybe...
00:53:08Let's have a phone call at home.
00:53:13Let's have a phone call.
00:53:16Thank you.
00:53:26Do you want to go outside?
00:53:37Where is the sponge?
00:53:46Ouch!
00:53:52Hold on tight, grandma!
00:54:16Ouch!
00:54:17Ouch!
00:54:18Ouch!
00:54:19Ouch!
00:54:20Ouch!
00:54:23Ouch!
00:54:43So, grandma, it's going well for what happened.
00:54:47Let's take it with us.
00:54:48The world will look different tomorrow.
00:54:50To be honest, I haven't seen such a healthy complexion in a long time.
00:55:12So, when grandma dies,
00:55:14we'll be exactly 20 years old.
00:55:17That's a big deal.
00:55:19Your two grandmothers won't help you.
00:55:22Not at all.
00:55:24I mean it.
00:55:26Yeah!
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00:57:40I'll read you the Leviticus so much that you'll lose your hearing and sight.
00:57:43So, what's with your hands?
00:57:45You can read Leviticus?
00:57:48God, Sebastian.
00:57:50Didn't you want it any other way? Then I have to talk to your father.
00:58:11What's that supposed to mean?
00:58:13What's wrong with you?
00:58:14You're starting again.
00:58:15No, I'm not.
00:58:19Did I do something to you?
00:58:21No.
00:58:22Grandma's feeling better again.
00:58:25Really?
00:58:27I mean, the doctor even said she's breathing more easily than before.
00:58:32Now I'm curious.
00:58:34He said he'd killed someone again.
00:58:37Why again?
00:58:40You can't do anything for your mom's death.
00:58:43Well, if I hadn't come, she'd still be alive and dad would still have a wife.
00:58:48It's that simple.
00:58:49And now he can't find me.
00:58:51And it's my fault.
00:58:56I know who he'll find again.
00:58:59Hello?
00:59:09Hello?
00:59:15Hello?
00:59:19Mr. Schneider?
00:59:24Mr. Schneider?
00:59:29Hello?
00:59:54Mr. Schneider?
00:59:57Mr. Schneider?
00:59:59Mr. Schneider?
01:00:06Mr. Schneider?
01:00:12Mr. Schneider?
01:00:17Hello?
01:00:29In the truck, every bird leaves the dirt.
01:00:35Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:00:39Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:00:52Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:01:01Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:01:25Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:01:40Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:01:51Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:02:13Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:02:36Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:03:02Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:03:17Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:03:30Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:03:53Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:04:16Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:04:44Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:05:11Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:05:33Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:06:00Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:06:30Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:06:55Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:07:25Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:07:50Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:08:19Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:08:49Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:09:18Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:09:48Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:10:17Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:10:47Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:11:16Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:11:43Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:12:13Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:12:40Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:13:10Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:13:39Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
01:14:09Every bitch and blood shot way in the brain.
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