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Wednesday Episode 1
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00:00May I break? This is a closed practice.
00:04The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.
00:30I'm not afraid of you.
00:32I'm afraid of you.
00:34I'm afraid of you.
00:36I'm afraid of you.
00:38I'm afraid of you.
00:40I'm afraid of you.
00:42I'm afraid of you.
00:44I'm afraid of you.
00:46I'm afraid of you.
00:48I'm afraid of you.
00:50I'm afraid of you.
00:52I'm afraid of you.
00:54I'm afraid of you.
00:56I'm afraid of you.
00:59I'm afraid of you.
01:01I'm afraid of you.
01:03I'm afraid of you.
01:06I'm afraid of you.
01:09I'm afraid of you.
01:12I'm afraid of you.
01:16I close my eyes...
01:18And I glimpse away...
01:21Into the mamimai...
01:24I softly say...
01:26The silent prayer that I dream with you
01:32When I fall asleep to dreams, I dream of you
01:39I remember when you said goodbye
01:49When I fall asleep to dreams, I dream of you
02:19Nevermore is like no other boarding school.
02:21It's a magical place.
02:23It's where my true mother and me found their love.
02:27You guys are making me nauseous.
02:29Not in a good way.
02:30Darling, we aren't the ones who got you expelled.
02:32That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges.
02:35How would that have looked on your record?
02:37Terrible.
02:38Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.
02:44There's nobody here as mine.
02:50Thanks.
02:51Sure you want to get out here?
02:52The trail might look pretty, but it runs right past Nevermore.
02:56The school for outcasts?
02:57That's a polite way of putting it.
02:58I never had a problem with outcasts.
03:00My counselor at summer camp was a werewolf.
03:02Great guy?
03:03Yeah, they're just like you and me.
03:04Until they rip your throat out.
03:08Thanks.
03:19You're welcome.
03:50At least it's turning into a beautiful day.
04:05Wednesday is certainly a unique name.
04:07I'm guessing it was the day of the week you were born.
04:09I was born on Friday the 13th.
04:10Her name comes from a line from my favorite nursery rhyme.
04:13Wednesday's child is full of woe.
04:15You've always had a unique perspective on the world, Morticia.
04:18Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?
04:20And you graduated with your sanity intact?
04:22Impressive.
04:24You certainly had a very interesting educational journey.
04:26Eight schools in five years.
04:28They haven't built one strong enough to hold me.
04:29I bet this place won't be any different.
04:31I believe what I'm trying to say is that she greatly appreciates the opportunity.
04:36Nevermore doesn't usually accept students mid-term.
04:38But, given Wednesday's perfect timing,
04:40I'm sure she'll find a way.
04:42Nevermore doesn't usually accept students mid-term.
04:43But, given Wednesday's perfect grades,
04:45and your family's long history with the school,
04:47I've spoken with the board and we've made an exception.
04:53Larissa, what about Wednesday's therapy sessions?
04:57The court ordered them.
04:59The school has a relationship with a therapist in Jericho.
05:01She can meet twice a week.
05:02Did you hear that, my little storm cloud?
05:03You're in excellent hands.
05:05We'll see if she survives the first session.
05:08I've assigned you to your mother's outdoor.
05:10Ophelia Hall.
05:12Refresh my memory.
05:13Ophelia is the one who kills herself after being driven mad by her family.
05:16Correct?
05:21Shall we go meet your new roommate?
05:28It's so vivid.
05:32Howdy, roomie.
05:33Wednesday, this is Enid Sinclair.
05:35Are you feeling okay?
05:36You look a little pale.
05:38Wednesday always looks half dead.
05:40Welcome to Ophelia Hall.
05:42Not a hugger.
05:43Got it.
05:44Please excuse Wednesday.
05:45She's allergic to color.
05:46Oh, wow.
05:47What happens to you?
05:48I break out into hives and then the flesh peels off my bones.
05:51Luckily, we've special ordered you a uniform.
05:53Enid, please take Wednesday to the registrar's office to pick it up along with a copy of her schedule.
05:57And give her a tour along the way.
06:06Nevermore was founded in 1791 to educate people like us.
06:08Outcasts, grease, monsters.
06:10Fill in your favorite marginalized group here.
06:12You can save the sanitized sales pitch.
06:14I don't plan on staying here for long.
06:15Why not?
06:16This was my parents' idea.
06:17Oh, look.
06:18There's my mother smirking at me.
06:19They've been looking for any excuse to send me here.
06:21It's all a part of their nefarious yet completely obvious plan.
06:23What plan?
06:24To turn me into a version of themselves.
06:26Well, in that case, perhaps you can clear something up.
06:28Rumor's been swirling around that you killed a kid at your old school and your parents pulled strings to get you off.
06:32Actually, it was two kids, but who's counting?
06:36Welcome to the quad.
06:39It's a pentagon.
06:41The whole snarky goth girl thing might have worked at normie school.
06:43But here, things are different.
06:45Let me give you a wiki on Nevermore's social scene.
06:47Not interested in participating in tribal adolescent cliches?
06:49Well, then use it to build your obviously bottomless pit of disdain.
06:52There are many flavors of outcasts here, but the four main cliques are fangs, furs, stoners, and seals.
06:56Those are the fangs, a.k.a. vampires.
06:58Some of them have literally been here for decades.
07:01That bunch of knuckleheads are furs, a.k.a. werewolves.
07:03Like me.
07:05Full moons get pretty loud around here.
07:06That's one fur's like 4,000.
07:07I suggest you pick up some noise-canceling headphones.
07:09I'm assuming scales are sirens.
07:10You catch on quick.
07:12And that girl, Bianca Barclay, is the closest thing Nevermore has to loyalty.
07:16Although her crown's been slipping lately.
07:17She sedated a resident tortured artist, Xavier Flerp, but they broke up at the beginning of the semester.
07:21Reason unknown.
07:22Fascinating.
07:23I know, right? My blog is like the number one source for Nevermore gossip.
07:26Yo, Enid, you're not gonna believe the dirt I heard about your new roommate.
07:28She eats human flesh.
07:30Totally chowed down on that kid she married.
07:31You better watch your back.
07:33Quite the contrary.
07:34I actually fillet the bodies of my victims, then feed them to my menagerie of pets.
07:38Ajax, this is my new roommate Wednesday.
07:40Whoa.
07:41You're in black and white.
07:43Like a living Instagram filter.
07:44Ignore him.
07:45Gorgon spent way too much time getting stoned.
07:46He's cute, but clueless.
07:47You know, it's a small school, and there wasn't much online about you.
07:49Oh, you know, you should really get on Insta, Snapchat, and TikTok.
07:51I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
07:58Look at you, my little deathtrap.
08:00Seeing you in this uniform brings back so many terrible memories, doesn't it, Tish?
08:03Yes.
08:05Why don't you boys wait in the car?
08:07I'm saying I need a moment.
08:13Pugsley, you're soft and weak.
08:15You'll never survive without me.
08:17I give you two months, tops.
08:18I'm gonna miss you, deuces.
08:23Any plans you have of running away end right now.
08:27I've alerted all family members to contact me the minute you darken their doorstep.
08:32You have nowhere to go.
08:33As usual, you underestimate me, Mother.
08:35I will escape this educational penitentiary.
08:37And you will never hear from me again.
08:39You're a brilliant girl, Wednesday.
08:41But sometimes you get in your own way.
08:43I'm sure you'll grow to love Evermore.
08:46And find it as life-changing as I did.
08:50Look, I got you a little something.
08:52I got you a little something.
08:55W.
08:57M.
08:58Our initials.
08:59It's made of obsidian.
09:01Which Aztec priests use to count revisions.
09:04It's a symbol of our connection.
09:07Which one of your spirits suggested this toker and tchotchke?
09:10I am not you, Mother.
09:12I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family.
09:16I'm told girls your age say hurtful things.
09:19I shouldn't take it to heart.
09:21Fortunately, you don't have one.
09:24Finally, a kind word for you, Mother.
09:28Lurch.
09:29Crucible, please.
09:32Now, we can't talk to you for the first week while you're settling in.
09:35So, we'll call you next Sunday.
09:51Wait.
09:53Don't worry, my love.
09:55Our little scorpion will be alone.
10:14Where's the rest of them?
10:15Well, the torso and arm over there.
10:17We found a leg by the maintenance.
10:18There's an arm in that tree over there.
10:20And the rest of the parts are so far unaccounted for.
10:22It matches the profile of the up-to-attack last week.
10:25Alright, issue a warning and keep hikers out of the woods.
10:27Don't approve any more campfire permits for the foreseeable future.
10:29What do you want me to tell the press?
10:31You know they're going to be swarming like mosquitoes in July.
10:33I want to bear it back.
10:35You don't really believe that, Sheriff.
10:36No, I don't.
10:37Whoever did this wasn't human.
10:39I know these murders are connected to them more.
10:41I just can't prove it yet.
10:42So, until I can, it's goddamn fair.
10:49What the hell did you do to my room?
10:51Dividing our room equally.
10:54Looks like a rainbow vomited on your side.
10:56My silence would be appreciated.
10:58This is my writing time.
11:00Your writing time?
11:02I devote an hour a day to my novel.
11:04Perhaps if you did the same, your blog might be coherent.
11:06I've read serial killer diaries with better punctuation.
11:08I write in my voice.
11:10It's my truth.
11:12It's what my followers love.
11:14Your followers are clearly imbeciles.
11:16They respond to your stories with a zip of little pictures.
11:18You mean emojis?
11:20It's how people express their feelings.
11:22You know, I realize that's a foreign concept to you.
11:24When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind.
11:26Rope, shovel, hole.
11:28By the way, there are two Ds in Adams.
11:30If you're going to gossip about me, at least spell my name correctly.
11:34Turn that off.
11:36This is your final warning.
11:38Don't mess with me.
11:40This kitty's got claws and I'm not afraid to use them.
11:43Good evening, girls.
11:45Oh, sorry about the mud.
11:46I wanted to make sure that Wednesday was settling in.
11:52Is this a bad time?
11:54I'm Miss Thornhill, your dorm mom.
11:56Apologies, I wasn't here to greet you when you arrived.
11:58I trust Enid has given you the old never more welcome.
12:00She's been smothering me with hospitality.
12:02I hope to return the favor.
12:04In her sleep.
12:06Well, here's a little welcome gift from my conservatory.
12:08I try to match the right flower to each of my girls.
12:10And when I read your personal statement in your application,
12:12I immediately thought of this one.
12:14Black Talia.
12:16Thank you.
12:18Okey-dokey. Well, before I leave, I want to go over a few house rules.
12:21Lights off at ten, no loud music, and no boys. Ever.
12:24What's the story about going into the local town?
12:26Passes to Jericho are a privilege, not a right.
12:28It's a brisk 25-minute walk or there's a shuttle on the weekends.
12:30The locals are a tad bit wary about never more.
12:32So, please, don't go making any waves or perpetuating any outcast stereotypes.
12:36That means keep your claws to yourself and no smothering people in their sleep.
12:39Are we clear?
12:41Great talk.
12:46Let's go.
13:04Coach, coach, you tripped me.
13:06It was a clean strike, Rowan.
13:08Maybe if you whined less and practiced more, you wouldn't suck.
13:10Seriously, coach, when am I going to get some real competition?
13:12Anyone else want to challenge me?
13:14I do.
13:16I'm glad they let in.
13:18And you must be the self-appointed queen bee.
13:20Interesting thing about bees.
13:22Pull out their stingers and they drop dead.
13:24Rowan doesn't need you to come to his defense.
13:26He's not helpless. He's lazy.
13:28Are we doing this or not?
13:30Anga!
13:47Point to Wednesday.
13:53The score is even.
13:56That first point was clearly a beginner's luck.
13:59Let's finish this.
14:01For the final point, I would like to invoke a military challenge.
14:03No masks, no tips.
14:05Winner draws first blood.
14:10It's your decision, Bianca.
14:11Let's see if you bleed him black and white.
14:36Your face finally got that special color.
14:38It's so desperately red.
14:39Your face finally got that special color.
14:41It's so desperately needed.
14:48You're Wednesday, right?
14:50Revan?
14:52Rowan.
14:54I know how you feel.
14:56I guarantee you don't.
14:58My mother promised me I'd finally fit in somewhere.
15:00I never thought it was possible to be an outcast
15:02in a school full of outcasts.
15:04But it looks like you're going to give me a run for my money.
15:06Sorry about that, Nick.
15:07No good deed goes unpunished.
15:29Wednesday!
15:35Welcome back.
15:37Just take it easy.
15:39The nurse said you don't have a concussion,
15:41but you probably have a pretty nasty bump, huh?
15:43The last thing I remember, I was walking outside
15:45feeling a mixture of rage, pity, and self-disgust.
15:47Never felt that way before.
15:49Yeah, losing to Bianca has that effect on people, I think.
15:51And then I looked up and I saw that gargoyle coming down at me
15:53and I thought, at least I'll have an imaginative death.
15:55Then you tackled me out of the way.
15:57Why?
15:59Call it instinct.
16:01So you were guided by latent chivalry,
16:03a tool of the patriarchy to extract my undying gratitude?
16:05You know, most people just say thank you.
16:07It's good to see you haven't changed.
16:09If it makes you feel any better, let's just say I've returned the favor.
16:11Xavier Thorpe.
16:13You probably don't remember me yet.
16:15Last time we met I was about two feet shorter, 40 pounds heavier.
16:17What happened?
16:19Puberty, I guess.
16:21I meant what happened the last time we met.
16:23Oh, uh, yeah, it was my godmother's funeral.
16:25Apparently she was friends with your grandmother
16:27and they spent their twenties together in Europe
16:29swindling the rich and notorious.
16:31I don't know, but we were ten and we were bored.
16:33Decided to play hide and seek.
16:35I had the inspired idea to hide in her casket.
16:37Figured your godmother had somehow cheated death
16:39and was trying to claw her way out.
16:41Either way, you hit the big red stop button
16:43and saved me from being flame-boiled, so...
16:45Now we're even.
17:01I knew it.
17:03Pillow thing.
17:05Did you really think my highly trained olfactory sense
17:07would not pick up on the faint whiff of neroli and bergamot
17:09in your favorite hand lotion?
17:11I could do this all day.
17:13Surrender?
17:16Mother and father sent you to spy on me, didn't they?
17:19I'm not above breaking a few fingers.
17:21The fact that they thought I wouldn't find out
17:23just proves how much they underestimate me.
17:25Oh, thank you, poor naive appendage.
17:27My parents aren't worried about me.
17:29They're evil puppeteers who want to pull my strings,
17:31even from afar.
17:33Option one.
17:35I lock you in here for the rest of the semester
17:37and you go slowly insane trying to claw your way out,
17:39ruining your nails and your smooth, supple skin.
17:41And we both know how vain you are.
17:43Option two.
17:45You pledge undying loyalty to me.
17:49Our first order of business is to escape this teenage purgatory.
17:51Of course, I have a plan.
17:53And it begins now.
18:03My father was a bank shopper.
18:05He used to sell everything to the rich and the poor.
18:07He was very good at catching crickets and mice.
18:11Eventually, he sold his business to a big company
18:14and made a fortune from it.
18:16That's on Netflix, isn't it?
18:18Yeah, it's on the mobile app.
18:20Oh, I see.
18:22Just like father, just like son.
18:27It's obvious.
18:29That's why I like you.
18:30I love you too.
18:32I love you too.
18:34I love you too.
18:36I love you too.