LYRICS AND MUSIC BY HIIMRAWN
COPYRIGHT 2010 Hi Im Rawns Record Label

Every Morning I wake up in the Mirror I see
That Im a man who has feelings
And Hands of Broccoli

Its kinda hard being different in the world you know
I never meant to have hands made of vegetables
Medical miracles aside im incredible because my high fives are edible

Broccoli hands broccoli hands
Im a man Im a man with Broccoli hands
Broccoli hands broccoli hands
I had a problem with my glands I have broccoli hands

I cant pick up Sticks
but I can pick up chicks
cuz I got broccoli hands
but not a broccoli
DIK

So come on pretty girl
dont worry lets play
Cuz Ive been inspected by the FDA

You never felt something so romantical
till you get a massage with vegetables
When I write with a pen its illegible
Make fun and Ill hit you in the testicle

Broccoli hands brocoli hands
fanned tanned in the sand with my broccoli hands

OH b-r-o-c-c-o-l-i h-a-n-d-s
Keep me away from that velvita cheese
OH OH b-r-o-c-c-o-l-i h-a-n-d-s
Ranch dip is my kryptonite so keep it away from me

Cuz no one in the world has hands like these loaded with both vitamins a and c
Im fancy dancin in the produce section
theres panties flying off in every direction
theres NANCY shes got carrot boobs

Its bland being canned like every other brand cant go through life with my head in the sand
so Ill just be proud of my broccoli hands

OH YEAH THATS RIGHT I GOT BROCCOLI HANDS
AND I CANT GIT EM FIXED CUZ OF MEDICAL PLANS
I HOLD IT ALL TOGETHER WITH BLUE RUBBERBANDS
SO THEY DONT FALL APART WHILE IM SPANKIN THAT A$$