Comedian ORNY ADAMS' recaps a highly entertaining week, and no one is safe from his scrutiny! The funnyman vents about those persistent BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE wedding rumors, questions BARACK OBAMA's bowling ability, marvels at JOHN McCAIN's self-professed love of "The Hills," and even contemplates filling in for an injured DEREK HOUGH as SHANNON ELIZABETH's "Dancing with the Stars" partner!