Waseem Badami's Masoomana Match with Miftah Ismail

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00:00 It's a fill in the blanks.

00:02 Fill in the blanks.

00:04 Okay.

00:06 Sometimes I think

00:08 that am I a Daesh or Daesh?

00:10 Am I a politician or a businessman?

00:16 Okay. Very good.

00:18 And what do you get more answers for this question?

00:20 Am I a politician or a businessman?

00:22 I think Allah has given respect to politics

00:26 and business is fine.

00:28 That's right.

00:30 As a Prime Minister,

00:32 was Nawaz Sharif a Daesh or Shahbaz Sharif a Daesh?

00:34 Both are Prime Ministers.

00:36 There is one still.

00:38 As a Prime Minister,

00:40 Nawaz Sharif was there three times and Shahbaz Sharif was there for the second time.

00:42 Wow.

00:44 The timing is different.

00:46 As a leader, was Maryam Bibi a Daesh or

00:48 was she a Prime Minister?

00:50 As a leader,

00:54 she was the Deputy President

00:56 and Chief of the Organization.

00:58 Now she is the Minister.

01:00 That's right.

01:02 She is the new Minister.

01:04 Shahbaz Zaidi is a Daesh Economist

01:06 whereas Ishaq Dar is a Daesh Economist.

01:08 That's right.

01:10 It was nice sitting with all of you.

01:14 Please allow me to leave.

01:16 No, no.

01:18 If you want to fill in the blanks,

01:20 if you can raise our voice a little.

01:22 Both are very good accountants.

01:24 Economists.

01:26 On a scale of 1 to 10,

01:28 where 1 is less and 10 is more,

01:30 in 2018,

01:32 in the last election,

01:34 was there a Daesh number?

01:36 On a scale of 1 to 10.

01:38 What number would you give?

01:40 In 2018?

01:42 6.

01:44 And on a scale of 1 to 10,

01:46 in 2024, was there a Daesh number?

01:48 9.

01:50 I want to tell the public,

01:52 what will happen if the dollar goes to Daesh

01:54 and the petrol to Daesh?

01:56 Petrol is related to

02:00 the prices in the world.

02:02 If the petrol stays the same

02:04 as it is,

02:06 then the petrol will not increase.

02:08 Okay, God willing.

02:10 And the dollar, I think,

02:12 will increase by July.

02:14 A little.

02:16 How much will it increase?

02:18 A little.

02:20 What is this?

02:22 You know something about economics.

02:24 Why are you talking?

02:26 He said 500.

02:28 He didn't say.

02:30 Maybe 5-10 rupees.

02:32 Something like that.

02:34 Bilawal Gutto, although he is a opponent,

02:36 he is a Daesh.

02:38 He is a good man.

02:40 The biggest mistake of his life was Daesh.

02:42 There has never been a mistake,

02:46 by the grace of God,

02:48 that he put Daesh on the road.

02:50 It can happen.

02:52 My leader is Daesh.

02:54 There are many leaders.

03:00 I consider Mr. Manmohan Sharif as a leader.

03:02 I totally agree with you.

03:04 I have worked with him.

03:06 Now, of course, our paths are different.

03:08 Our thinking is different.

03:10 My thinking is similar to Mr. Abbasi.

03:12 We think that Pakistan needs

03:14 fundamental reforms.

03:16 We need to change our path.

03:18 But he is also your leader.

03:20 Of course, he is.

03:22 We have a relationship.

03:24 If you answer yes or no,

03:26 I have asked many people

03:28 who are guests of Karachi.

03:30 Since I am from Karachi,

03:32 I have received a card and a shawl.

03:34 Yes or no?

03:36 He gave me a shawl.

03:38 It was an option.

03:40 He gave it to me.

03:42 He was a good man.

03:44 He didn't force you.

03:46 He asked me to give him a shawl.

03:48 I said, "Give me your shawl."

03:50 He gave me a shawl.

03:52 He is a good man.

03:54 He is a good man.

03:56 Did he show you anything?

03:58 Did he show you anything?

04:00 No, he was wearing a shirt.

04:02 He told you.

04:04 He never showed me his card.

04:06 He never showed me his card.

04:08 He never showed you his card.

04:10 Mr. Farooq Sattar was our guest.

04:12 He said that Muttaida has got

04:14 one seat less.

04:16 My question is,

04:18 I agree that Muttaida has got

04:20 one seat less.

04:22 Yes or no?

04:24 I have heard that

04:26 he has got 6-7 seats

04:28 behind National Stadium.

04:30 Yes.

04:32 I will fight this case of Muttaida.

04:38 Yes.

04:40 The last time

04:42 he was caught,

04:44 he was caught by PTI.

04:46 This time,

04:48 he has returned with interest.

04:50 It's true.

04:56 It's not good to say this.

04:58 But there is a wave of inflation.

05:00 Yes or no?

05:02 No.

05:04 He is happy again.

05:06 I will tell you that

05:08 the number of inflation in February

05:10 has increased by 23%

05:12 from last February.

05:14 But from January,

05:16 the inflation has increased by 0%.

05:18 So, this is a good number.

05:20 So, you think the worst is over?

05:22 I think so.

05:24 Are you sure that the government

05:26 will complete 5 years?

05:28 Absolutely not.

05:30 I don't believe in this.

05:32 I don't believe in this.

05:34 I am not a part of Muslim League Noon.

05:36 I am not a part of Muslim League Noon.

05:38 I am not a part of Muslim League Noon.

05:40 You said in our program

05:42 that Nawaz Sharif is not corrupt.

05:44 You still believe in this statement.

05:46 100%.

05:48 You still believe in this statement.

05:50 100%.

05:52 I absolutely believe in this statement.

05:54 Alright.

05:56 The last thing is

05:58 my favorite poem.

06:00 You left your favorite poem.

06:02 This is a poem about poetry.

06:04 The poem is called 'Dash'.

06:06 You will recite your favorite poem.

06:08 He will recite his favorite poem.

06:10 The public will decide

06:12 whose poem they like the most.

06:14 9.5 lakh people have come.

06:16 Usually, 10 lakh people come.

06:20 Today, it is less.

06:22 So, let's make a poem.

06:24 A poem.

06:26 You can recite a poem in Memni.

06:28 As you wish.

06:30 Memni has poetry as well.

06:32 Do you remember any Memni poem?

06:34 I don't remember any Memni poem.

06:36 Memni poetry is very low tax.

06:38 It is about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

06:40 Memni doesn't have love.

06:42 Memni doesn't have love?

06:44 Memni doesn't have love.

06:46 There is no word for love in Memni.

06:48 But this is a natural feeling.

06:50 But you know how much money and money

06:52 are there in Memni.

06:54 All the poems are on the transaction.

06:56 Very good.

06:58 But if you want to express love

07:00 in Memni, you don't have to recite

07:02 Memni poetry.

07:04 You don't have to count the love.

07:06 There is no need to count.

07:08 I will do it.

07:10 I will love you.

07:12 I will count the love.

07:14 I will count 10 rupees.

07:16 There is a poem by John Elia.

07:20 Why do I not feel at peace?

07:22 Why do I not feel at peace?

07:24 There was only one person

07:26 in the world.

07:28 Wow.

07:30 Wow.

07:32 Didn't you say this to Nia Mohammad Nawaz Sharif?

07:34 That you have left Japsom.

07:36 No.

07:38 Why do I not feel at peace?

07:40 Why don't you feel at peace?

07:42 Will you recite the poem?

07:44 I will recite the poem.

07:46 But today I have something

07:48 that I want to share with all of you.

07:50 Really?

07:52 When I woke up this morning,

07:54 I was shocked.

07:56 He gave me an egg.

07:58 What is this?

08:02 What is so special about this?

08:04 What is so special about this?

08:06 If it is not special, you give it to me.

08:08 You give it.

08:12 If it is so easy,

08:14 then give me two eggs and an omelette.

08:16 This is also special.

08:18 I can't give you eggs.

08:20 I can't give you eggs.

08:22 What are you doing?

08:24 This is a special thing.

08:26 If you force me, I will give you.

08:28 You recite the poem.

08:30 I want to hear the poem first.

08:32 You recite the poem first.

08:34 Why do you take out the carrot?

08:36 This is my favorite poem.

08:38 That

08:40 You see this poem as a few wings.

08:42 That

08:44 Sir, what is few?

08:46 That my

08:48 very beautiful

08:50 tiny

08:52 cute rabbit

08:54 Sir, what is this poem?

08:56 He has recited so many poems.

08:58 As soon as I came to the economy, I also recited a poem.

09:00 Okay.

09:02 My very cute

09:04 tiny rabbit

09:06 Murjosh

09:08 Murjosh

09:10 What did you do?

09:14 He

09:16 The poet said that he loves me so much

09:18 that he eats my sorrow.

09:20 He loves me so much

09:22 that he eats my sorrow.

09:24 He shows me

09:26 the almond in Najeeb's eyes.

09:28 Wow.

09:30 Give me this hand.

09:32 He is leaving it in the middle of the cane.

09:34 Give me this hand.

09:36 I am giving you this hand.

09:38 Brother, what is left?

09:40 This is a wolf.

09:42 Give me this hand. Take this hand.

09:44 Give me this hand. Take this hand.

09:46 Give me too.

09:48 He is his industry.

09:50 He is the owner of the brand.

09:52 His industry is bad.

09:54 He is the owner.

09:56 Sir, before I survey the public,

09:58 you tell me, the country has got the Prime Minister.

10:00 Many ministries have got an idea.

10:02 The decision of the ministry of treasury has not been made yet.

10:04 Who can be the good minister of treasury in your opinion?

10:06 A good minister of treasury, a very good

10:08 handsome boy is in my view.

10:10 In this city.

10:12 In Karachi.

10:14 He is very handsome.

10:16 He is wearing a black suit.

10:18 He is wearing a nice tie.

10:20 He is not wearing a tie.

10:22 He is wearing a tie.

10:24 He is a very good boy.

10:26 You should keep an eye on him.

10:28 If you say, I will make him say yes.

10:30 He is sitting in front of you.

10:32 He is not wearing a tie.

10:34 No.

10:36 You told me,

10:38 there is a better hope for the minister of treasury.

10:40 The country is in a crisis.

10:42 How can we choose a better candidate?

10:44 There is only one way.

10:46 You can make a pogam.

10:48 If you can't make a pogam,

10:50 you can make a minister of treasury.

10:52 You can put the cards.

10:54 If you can't put the cards,

10:56 then the best minister of treasury will be the one who will

10:58 touch that place and say yes.

11:00 What is this country?

11:02 Idiot.

11:04 Where are you competing?

11:06 Sir, he is saying that the worst is over.

11:08 He has said that.

11:10 I will also say the same things.

11:12 I don't understand the economy.

11:14 Some countries have closed big notes.

11:16 I swear, I don't have any.

11:18 We are picking up the goods ourselves.

11:22 Some countries have closed big notes.

11:24 Should they close the notes to stop corruption?

11:26 If I get a chance, I will close it.

11:28 I will take a decision from the public.

11:30 Whose share should I give to the public?

11:32 I liked it the most.

11:34 9.5 lakh from the public.

11:36 He has given the best share.

11:38 Give me a person who will give me a clap.

11:40 I didn't clap for my share.

11:42 I didn't clap for my share.

11:44 Okay.

11:46 Who do you think?

11:48 Okay.

11:50 Who do you think?

11:52 Thank God.

11:54 Oh my God.

11:56 I didn't know that.

11:58 The audience is normal.

12:00 Thank God, he is not winning for a week.

12:04 Otherwise,

12:06 he would have been in a different state of pride.

12:08 The time of someone's victory is over.

12:10 Now, it is time for someone else's victory.

12:12 He has won.

12:16 He has got it written.

12:18 He has become.

12:20 It is not possible.

12:22 What is not possible?

12:24 He is saying that when he is running,

12:26 I will give him 50 rupees for giving a clap.

12:28 It is not possible.

12:30 Mr. Nifta is with us.

12:34 Sir, we have a question from the public.

12:36 We have asked the questions.

12:38 9.5 lakh people have come today.

12:40 They have given many answers.

12:42 We have written the four most common answers.

12:44 I ask you the same question.

12:46 You can consult anyone.

12:48 Then you tell me those four answers one by one.

12:50 Let's see how much your answers match with the public.

12:52 Let's move on to the second song of Masoom Aana.

12:54 Let's go.

12:56 What is the question?

13:00 If you can increase the volume.

13:02 What is the well-known way of apologizing

13:04 to your family?

13:06 If you have not come to my house today,

13:08 why did you not come?

13:10 I was sleeping.

13:12 My mother does not allow me to go.

13:14 My mother says that I do not go to my parents.

13:16 Last time you came.

13:20 Why did you come?

13:22 I do not like gatherings.

13:24 I get confused.

13:26 My family does not allow me to go.

13:28 My family does not allow me to go.

13:30 This is your own decision.

13:32 What excuse do you make?

13:34 I go to sleep early.

13:36 Do you sleep early?

13:38 No, no, people usually make this excuse.

13:40 The car broke down.

13:42 The tire got punctured.

13:44 I thought I would come, but the car broke down.

13:46 I got stuck.

13:48 The girl is not well.

13:50 The little girl.

13:52 And the most famous.

13:54 You are not married.

13:56 No, people say.

13:58 The most famous is my uncle's death.

14:00 I told you earlier that this is not the excuse.

14:02 No, no, no.

14:04 People make this excuse.

14:06 People lie.

14:08 What do you think?

14:10 I was feeling itchy in my back.

14:12 He did not come.

14:16 I was standing at the door.

14:18 If you do not know, what is this?

14:20 People usually say that he was committed somewhere else.

14:22 He was busy.

14:24 He was committed somewhere else.

14:26 I do not get a leave from the office.

14:28 I do not get a leave from the office.

14:30 Where do I come from?

14:32 I could not come.

14:34 I was feeling itchy in my back.

14:36 I could not come.

14:38 I am sorry.

14:40 People say that he was busy.

14:42 He could not come.

14:44 He was busy somewhere else.

14:46 If there is a person who is busy,

14:48 then open the box.

14:50 He is busy at the office.

14:52 What else can it be?

14:54 Your mother scolds me.

14:56 That is why I do not come to your house.

14:58 Who are your friends?

15:00 Why do you scold them?

15:02 What is your occupation at the office?

15:04 We are not busy at the office.

15:06 You are not busy.

15:08 He is a job.

15:10 I am talking about a government job.

15:12 I have to host a show.

15:14 I do not know if I will do it after 5-6 days.

15:16 I do not know if someone else will stand in front of me.

15:18 I will go crazy.

15:20 I will go crazy.

15:22 I will go crazy.

15:24 I will go crazy.

15:26 I will go crazy.

15:28 When you said it,

15:30 I heard a voice from here.

15:32 Remember this.

15:34 A person said that he will kill me.

15:36 What if someone else comes?

15:38 Remember this.

15:40 I will die on this excuse.

15:42 What else can it be?

15:44 What else can it be?

15:46 He also thinks that he has to take his wife to his house.

15:48 I go everywhere.

15:50 But I am not well.

15:52 I am not well.

15:54 Children are not well.

15:56 Someone is not well.

15:58 The people we asked,

16:00 did they get the answer?

16:02 If there is an option of being unwell,

16:04 then open it.

16:06 Otherwise, cross it.

16:08 We asked all the healthy people.

16:10 But they did not get the answer.

16:12 The car broke down.

16:14 The car broke down.

16:16 Your car broke down.

16:18 When I came to your house the other day,

16:20 it was raining.

16:22 I got stuck in the car.

16:24 People were not making excuses.

16:26 Vigo does not break in the rain.

16:28 I came in a fake car.

16:30 Actually,

16:32 Vigo does not break,

16:34 but it becomes a rental car.

16:36 Do you work as a rental car?

16:42 I take a rental car.

16:44 If I have to go to my friends,

16:46 I take a rental car.

16:48 People are jobless.

16:50 They host shows and leave.

16:52 Today there is a job, tomorrow there is not.

16:54 How much do you get?

16:56 1500-1500.

16:58 Ameen.

17:00 I am talking in general.

17:02 I also started enjoying the discussion.

17:04 Everyone is enjoying except me.

17:08 He feels that the car broke down after 4 days.

17:12 Do you think the car broke down?

17:16 Yes.

17:18 Do you want to take your wife to her parents?

17:20 I don't know.

17:24 Why?

17:26 You are not married.

17:28 You tell him.

17:30 He is asking to take the spikes.

17:32 He has to run away.

17:34 Now we will go with his opinion.

17:38 Is the car broken?

17:40 Is it a health problem?

17:42 Yes, it is.

17:44 Okay.

17:46 I will give you the third option.

17:48 Is it related to marriage or wife?

17:52 Marriage or wife?

17:54 Mehendi?

17:56 Marriage in wife's family?

17:58 You are not understanding.

18:00 Marriage in wife's family?

18:02 Function in in-laws?

18:04 Function in in-laws?

18:06 People are making excuses for in-laws.

18:08 What is Najeeb saying?

18:10 His second marriage.

18:12 He is making gestures.

18:14 He is taking a chance.

18:20 Is there any option related to in-laws?

18:22 I was saying.

18:26 In-laws is a hit.

18:28 The last option is directly related to wife.

18:32 My wife beats me.

18:36 That's why I can't come home.

18:40 That's the reason to go.

18:42 That's why people go.

18:44 Invite your wife too.

18:46 Otherwise I won't come.

18:50 What else is there?

18:52 You have come to get rid of your health.

18:54 You are related to the Muslim world.

19:02 But you have come to make more fun.

19:04 You have come to make fun.

19:06 Do you want to take your wife to her friend's house?

19:14 Or take her out?

19:16 Take your wife somewhere.

19:18 Take your wife somewhere.

19:20 To get her to collect.

19:22 Take your wife somewhere.

19:26 This is the option.

19:28 Show us the options.

19:30 Your wife will get shopping.

19:32 How many years will you take your wife to shopping?

19:34 I don't remember.

19:40 7-8 years.

19:42 Yes, slowly.

19:44 12-15 years.

19:46 18-20 years.

19:48 18-20 years ago,

19:52 I went to shopping in Ramadan.

19:54 After that?

19:56 She is still wearing the same clothes.

20:00 It doesn't mean that she didn't take you shopping.

20:02 She didn't take you shopping.

20:04 She is very lucky.

20:06 She is lucky.

20:08 And the reason?

20:10 I don't have much interest in shopping.

20:14 But your wife suggests you to go shopping.

20:18 I don't have a wife.

20:22 If I am in a mall outside Pakistan,

20:24 I will go to the bookshop.

20:28 If my son is with me,

20:30 he will sit with me and eat.

20:32 So, it's been 15-18 years.

20:34 You are not married.

20:36 When did you go with your wife?

20:38 I went to my own wedding.

20:40 Do you go to shopping?

20:44 Not much.

20:46 Basit?

20:48 100%.

20:50 He goes shopping with her.

20:52 He doesn't have a wife.

20:56 I go shopping after 10-15 days.

20:58 With your wife and kids?

21:00 Yes.

21:02 He orders me to go shopping.

21:04 It's all about money.

21:08 He is a family man.

21:10 He is positive.

21:12 You are not married.

21:14 You don't know.

21:16 Why did you wipe your tears?

21:18 The one who goes after 10-15 days,

21:24 will wipe his tears.

21:26 You have done a great job.

21:28 You have done a great job.

21:30 You have done a great job.

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