First broadcast 29th November 1998.

Whilst playing squash David confides in Adam that his sex life is zero and asks for advice Adam then asks Pete,claiming that he is enquiring on a friend's behalf.

James Nesbitt ... Adam Williams
Helen Baxendale ... Rachel Bradley
John Thomson ... Pete Gifford
Fay Ripley ... Jenny Gifford
Robert Bathurst ... David Marsden
Hermione Norris ... Karen Marsden
Jacey Salles ... Ramona (as Jacey Sallés)
Daniel O'Brien ... Josh Marsden (as Daniel O'Brady)
Liam O'Brien ... Josh Marsden (as Liam O'Brady)
Laurie Jenkins ... Baby Adam
Sheryl Dean ... Barmaid
Lorelei King ... Natalie
Kimberley Tatum ... Sex Shop Assistant
Seamus O'Neill ... Pub Landlord
Eva Pope ... Trixie
Caroline Woodruff ... Sam
Gordon Peaston ... Martin
Andrew Vincent ... Motorcycle Cop
Sonia Morris ... Barmaid's Girlfriend