Day Shift (2022)

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Day Shift is a 2022 American action comedy film directed by J. J. Perry in his directorial debut, written by Tyler Tice and Shay Hatten from a story by Tice, and starring Jamie Foxx as a blue-collar father whose pool-cleaning job is a front for his work as a vampire hunter. The film also stars Dave Franco, Snoop Dogg, Natasha Liu Bordizzo, Meagan Good, Karla Souza, Steve Howey, and Scott Adkins.

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00:00:00 California, don't start a party. California, don't start a party. California, don't start a party.

00:00:07 California, don't start a party. California, don't start a party.

00:00:34 In the city of Berlin. In the city of good old whites. In the city, city of Compton.

00:00:49 We keep it rockin'. We keep it rockin'.

00:00:55 Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west. A state that's untouchable like Elliot Nest.

00:01:00 The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest. Like a bus to the city.

00:01:04 In the city of city, city of sunshine.

00:01:08 [Water splashing]

00:01:23 [Music]

00:01:52 [Door opening]

00:01:55 [Door closing]

00:01:58 [Heavy breathing]

00:02:18 [Gun cocking]

00:02:23 [Gunshot]

00:02:27 [Music]

00:02:43 Who are you?

00:02:46 What are you doing in my room? Where's Michael?

00:02:50 [Gunshot]

00:02:51 [Glass shattering]

00:02:55 [Gunshot]

00:02:56 [Music]

00:03:08 [Growling]

00:03:10 [Gunshots]

00:03:34 [Gunshot]

00:03:37 [Music]

00:04:03 [Screaming]

00:04:06 [Music]

00:04:09 [Gunshot]

00:04:12 [Music]

00:04:20 [Gunshots]

00:04:25 [Music]

00:04:33 [Screaming]

00:04:36 [Music]

00:05:00 [Screaming]

00:05:05 [Music]

00:05:10 [Gunshot]

00:05:11 [Music]

00:05:21 You missed!

00:05:22 [Music]

00:05:31 [Gunshots]

00:05:33 [Music]

00:05:37 [Screaming]

00:05:40 [Music]

00:05:43 [Gunshot]

00:05:44 [Music]

00:05:48 [Gunshot]

00:05:50 [Music]

00:05:52 [Gunshots]

00:05:55 [Music]

00:06:08 Asshole bitch.

00:06:11 Shit.

00:06:13 [Gunshot]

00:06:14 [Music]

00:06:15 [Screaming]

00:06:16 [Gunshot]

00:06:17 [Music]

00:06:21 [Gunshot]

00:06:22 [Music]

00:06:27 Works every time.

00:06:30 Show off the ass.

00:06:33 [Music]

00:06:37 When's the last time we've been to the dentist, huh?

00:06:40 [Music]

00:06:44 Money.

00:06:46 [Music]

00:07:10 [Gunshots]

00:07:12 [Music]

00:07:39 [Gunshot]

00:07:40 [Music]

00:07:56 [Grunting]

00:08:00 [Music]

00:08:12 Do you know what the definition of insanity is, Sasha?

00:08:16 Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

00:08:21 You cling to the old ways like a tick on a dog's ass.

00:08:26 And look at where that's gotten us.

00:08:28 You've made your point.

00:08:32 I accept your terms.

00:08:34 I think we're a little beyond that now, don't you?

00:08:37 I've made a mistake. You want this? You have it.

00:08:40 There you go again, lacking imagination.

00:08:43 You, our, yours. These are words of division, darling.

00:08:47 And divided we are vulnerable. But together...

00:08:54 the sky is the limit.

00:08:59 And why rent when you can own?

00:09:04 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:09:08 We've got big plans for the valley, cabron.

00:09:11 Maybe we can dig you up in a hundred years and show you what we've done with the place.

00:09:17 No, no, please! No, no, no, no!

00:09:22 [Groaning]

00:09:25 [Groaning]

00:09:29 [Groaning]

00:09:32 [Groaning]

00:09:35 [♪♪♪]

00:09:38 [♪♪♪]

00:09:41 [♪♪♪]

00:09:45 [♪♪♪]

00:10:13 Hey, bud. Nice look.

00:10:16 I did everything. The package isn't here.

00:10:19 Bud, I need your rent.

00:10:22 [Door opens]

00:10:25 [Door closes]

00:10:28 [Door opens]

00:10:31 [Door closes]

00:10:34 [Beep]

00:10:37 [Beep]

00:10:40 [Groaning]

00:10:43 [♪♪♪]

00:10:46 [♪♪♪]

00:10:49 [♪♪♪]

00:10:52 [Groaning]

00:10:55 [Groaning]

00:10:58 [♪♪♪]

00:11:01 [♪♪♪]

00:11:04 [♪♪♪]

00:11:07 (slow music)

00:11:09 (sighing)

00:11:11 - Paige!

00:11:38 - Hey, Daddy!

00:11:39 - Hey, baby!

00:11:40 What up, what up?

00:11:48 Who's your favorite daddy?

00:11:51 - You.

00:11:52 - I'm your only daddy, I hope.

00:11:53 What's up?

00:11:54 - You're late, you know.

00:11:55 - What?

00:11:56 Are you serious?

00:11:57 - Yeah.

00:11:58 - You know why I'm late?

00:11:58 'Cause of this job.

00:11:59 - Work is dumb.

00:12:00 - Oh, well, yes it is.

00:12:02 And what do you have in your hand?

00:12:04 Oh!

00:12:04 - A little something.

00:12:05 - Oh, boom!

00:12:06 I love that.

00:12:08 How about this?

00:12:09 - Yeah.

00:12:09 - All right.

00:12:11 - You look like a yogurt world.

00:12:12 - Yogurt world, oh, pickle, I don't know.

00:12:14 You know, your mom is already upset because we're late.

00:12:17 - Whose fault is that?

00:12:18 - Harsh.

00:12:21 But true.

00:12:21 Roll the dice.

00:12:23 Here we go, roll out.

00:12:24 Here we go.

00:12:25 Hands in the air.

00:12:27 We taking off!

00:12:28 Yogurt world, roll the dice!

00:12:30 - Yellow!

00:12:31 (cheering)

00:12:32 - I'm gonna get strawberry.

00:12:33 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:12:34 (laughing)

00:12:36 Strawberry.

00:12:38 Bam.

00:12:40 (dice clattering)

00:12:44 - Boom, got it.

00:12:45 Boom!

00:12:48 - Yeah.

00:12:49 Boom.

00:12:50 Got it.

00:12:52 Got it.

00:12:54 You got it.

00:12:56 - You're so weird.

00:12:57 - If you only knew.

00:12:58 All right, come on.

00:12:59 Excuse me, do you guys have any

00:13:01 Black History Month discounts?

00:13:02 (upbeat music)

00:13:05 (tires screeching)

00:13:08 - Home sweet home.

00:13:28 Home sweet.

00:13:29 - We home!

00:13:34 - You're late.

00:13:35 - We went to yogurt world.

00:13:39 - Oh, did you?

00:13:41 - Snitches against stitches.

00:13:41 I thought you were gonna get that between us.

00:13:44 - Sorry.

00:13:45 - It's all good.

00:13:46 Give me five on your way up.

00:13:47 Nothing can stop you.

00:13:49 All the way up.

00:13:50 - Making a 10 year old a part of your lives now.

00:13:53 Charming.

00:13:54 - Oh, you know, actually,

00:13:54 when she told me that she like hanging out with her old man,

00:13:56 so I was like--

00:13:57 - Oh, she wanna hang out with you.

00:13:58 See, that's something that she could've done this morning

00:13:59 if you had taken her to school like I asked you to.

00:14:01 - Yeah, well, you know, I told you I had to go and--

00:14:03 - You had that pool cleaning appointment this morning, right?

00:14:06 - Exactly.

00:14:07 - Whose house was it?

00:14:08 - It was Mrs. Jones' house.

00:14:12 - Where she live?

00:14:14 - She, uh, with Mr. Jones.

00:14:17 That's exact, right over there on Mr. Jones' way.

00:14:20 - But, you know, we would get so much further

00:14:22 if you would just be straight with me.

00:14:23 - I am being straight with you.

00:14:24 - You're not being straight with me.

00:14:25 - I am being straight with you all the time,

00:14:26 but the question is, what is that sponge doing

00:14:29 on the ground and this?

00:14:30 What is all this?

00:14:31 - I am fixing the broken towel.

00:14:33 - Mm-hmm, I see that, and why?

00:14:35 - Well, does it matter?

00:14:35 I mean, you don't live here anymore.

00:14:37 - Wow, that's what we doing?

00:14:38 Listen, what I was gonna tell you is that this towel goes--

00:14:41 Josh, what's this?

00:14:45 Is this a new door?

00:14:46 - Uh, a door with five locks doesn't exactly

00:14:50 send the right impression to potential buyers.

00:14:54 - Buyers?

00:14:55 Buyers, what are you talking about, Josh?

00:14:57 - I don't wanna tell you this way,

00:14:58 but I am thinking about selling the house

00:15:02 and taking my mom up on her offer.

00:15:04 - You and your mama.

00:15:07 Florida, what are you talking about?

00:15:08 You can't move to Florida.

00:15:10 All her friends are here, I'm here, her world is here.

00:15:13 - She needs stability.

00:15:14 - She has stability.

00:15:15 She got you, she got me, she got Yoga World.

00:15:18 Ain't no Yoga World in Florida.

00:15:19 - Yeah, and she also has a school

00:15:21 that she's not gonna be able to keep going to

00:15:22 unless we pay tuition by Monday.

00:15:24 - Then let's pay the tuit--

00:15:26 Monday, like in seven days?

00:15:28 - Yeah, which you would know.

00:15:30 You would check your voicemail.

00:15:31 Is that the kind of stability you're talking about?

00:15:32 - Okay, how much is it?

00:15:33 - Five grand.

00:15:34 - $5,000 for a child?

00:15:36 - Mm-hmm, and she needs braces.

00:15:38 - What's wrong with her teeth?

00:15:39 - Her teeth are jacked up.

00:15:40 - She always says she likes her teeth

00:15:41 'cause they look like my teeth.

00:15:43 - That's my problem.

00:15:45 - Okay, well, how much are braces, huh?

00:15:46 What, five, $600?

00:15:48 - Without insurance, try six grand.

00:15:50 - Six grand?

00:15:51 - I did find a guy who quoted me 4,800.

00:15:54 - Look, I know we done been through a whole lot.

00:15:56 - Yeah. - Just please,

00:15:57 don't take my daughter away.

00:16:00 - Till Monday.

00:16:01 Just give me till Monday.

00:16:03 10 grand, tuition, teeth, everything.

00:16:06 - Okay, fine.

00:16:12 I will give you till Monday.

00:16:14 - Come on, hug me.

00:16:15 Hug me, okay? - I'm not gonna, I'm--

00:16:17 - And stop listening to your mom.

00:16:18 We know she drinks.

00:16:20 - But-- - What?

00:16:21 - I have one more question.

00:16:23 Paige said that there's a porn star living in your building?

00:16:27 How does she even know what a porn star is?

00:16:30 - It's a valid guess.

00:16:31 They live amongst us.

00:16:32 (rap music)

00:16:38 (door buzzes)

00:16:59 (door buzzes)

00:17:02 - Fellas.

00:17:04 What's up, baby?

00:17:05 Who's thirsty, hmm?

00:17:07 Business is booming, I see.

00:17:09 What's up, baby?

00:17:11 Ow!

00:17:12 You always fast, man.

00:17:14 Chorizo, yo.

00:17:15 (rap music)

00:17:18 All right.

00:17:27 (imitates gun cocking)

00:17:29 Troy!

00:17:30 - Decided to take me up on my offer?

00:17:33 - Not today, not tomorrow, not anytime.

00:17:35 Here, you thirsty?

00:17:36 - Ooh, thank you.

00:17:37 - Get some of that in you.

00:17:38 - 1,500 is good money.

00:17:39 - Like I said, Troy, snake eyes ain't for sale now.

00:17:42 - Everything's for sale,

00:17:44 you just have to be desperate.

00:17:45 So what do you got for Troy?

00:17:46 - Desperate, huh?

00:17:47 - Mm-hmm.

00:17:48 - This is what I got for Troy.

00:17:50 Money.

00:17:51 Right there.

00:17:53 - Ooh, nice.

00:17:55 Let's see.

00:17:57 Oh, this is a young male.

00:17:59 - Mm-hmm.

00:18:00 - Garden variety.

00:18:01 It's like Eastern, hey, smoker.

00:18:03 Eh, nasty habit, don't you think?

00:18:06 - Yep.

00:18:07 - I mean, he would have died from smoking

00:18:08 if he wasn't dead already.

00:18:09 (laughing)

00:18:11 - Count this out.

00:18:12 - Let's check this out.

00:18:13 Yeah, you see there?

00:18:15 Yeah, solid bloodline.

00:18:18 - Mm-hmm.

00:18:18 - Must have gotten here through Mexico or something.

00:18:21 He fed recently, see that?

00:18:22 - Okay, well, how much?

00:18:24 (sighing)

00:18:26 - 800?

00:18:29 $800 a piece?

00:18:30 - No, both.

00:18:32 - Troy, what are you talking about?

00:18:33 Take a look at that again.

00:18:34 That's worth at least four grand.

00:18:36 - I'm down with the union.

00:18:37 So why don't you try the union?

00:18:39 - You can't go to the union, you know that.

00:18:40 - Yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot.

00:18:42 - You can't go to the union.

00:18:43 That's why you're coming to me.

00:18:45 (crashing)

00:18:46 And I'm offering you 800 for both.

00:18:49 - All right, forget it, just check the elders.

00:18:51 - Elder?

00:18:52 That's a different story.

00:18:53 That's 20 grand.

00:18:56 - Boom, perfect, done.

00:18:58 - Yeah, yeah.

00:19:00 If she had been an elder, which she is not,

00:19:04 check this out.

00:19:05 A decade early and a whole lot of dollars short,

00:19:08 so I can give you like two grand for this.

00:19:11 - 2,000, Troy?

00:19:12 2,000?

00:19:14 Listen, I don't think you understand.

00:19:15 I need cash today.

00:19:16 - Then go and rob a bank or do something.

00:19:18 I'm a businessman.

00:19:19 - Forget the elders.

00:19:20 How about this?

00:19:21 Silver, hmm?

00:19:23 - Silver.

00:19:24 This is...

00:19:26 - Just gonna put that in your mouth, huh?

00:19:27 - This plated shit, please, bud.

00:19:30 You wanna make a deal or not?

00:19:32 - Shit.

00:19:36 Snake eyes, 1,500.

00:19:42 - Ah, 12.

00:19:44 - You said 1,500 when I walked in here, it is 1,500.

00:19:49 - Before I knew you were desperate.

00:19:51 That's everything I have.

00:19:52 - Well, I think you have something else.

00:19:57 Are those Jordans?

00:20:01 - What size?

00:20:05 (dramatic music)

00:20:10 (phone ringing)

00:20:12 - Hey, hey, Pickle, how you doing?

00:20:29 - Dad, are we moving?

00:20:31 - Are we what?

00:20:32 - Are we moving?

00:20:33 - No, no, what makes you think that?

00:20:35 - Mom says I might have to start a new school.

00:20:38 - That's what mom says, huh?

00:20:39 Well, you know mom is a jokester,

00:20:42 and I love her to death, but...

00:20:44 We're not going anywhere.

00:20:49 You're not going anywhere, okay?

00:20:51 - Okay, good.

00:20:52 Thanks, Daddy.

00:20:53 - I love you.

00:20:54 - I love you too.

00:20:55 (dramatic music)

00:20:58 (phone ringing)

00:21:00 - I need to pray.

00:21:13 - We have already agreed to take delivery of the product

00:21:24 and to help with placement at Simi Valley.

00:21:28 You had no authority to take out Sasha.

00:21:31 I'm going to have to rethink our deal.

00:21:33 - Sasha is the past, and I am the future.

00:21:37 We already own the night,

00:21:39 but my product will allow us to cease the day.

00:21:42 So here's your choice.

00:21:44 You join me and we take over the valley,

00:21:47 or you can join him.

00:21:49 (speaking in foreign language)

00:21:53 (dramatic music)

00:21:55 (footsteps thudding)

00:21:59 (dramatic music)

00:22:23 (speaking in foreign language)

00:22:53 - It's just one man.

00:22:54 I can still smell him.

00:22:57 (dramatic music)

00:23:15 - Find him.

00:23:22 (dramatic music)

00:23:25 (upbeat music)

00:23:40 ♪ I may be a fool with my money, but don't call me broke ♪

00:23:48 ♪ I may act funny on occasions, but I ain't no joke ♪

00:23:52 ♪ I can drink a bottle of whiskey down ♪

00:23:54 ♪ And start a fight or two ♪

00:23:57 ♪ I ain't George Foreman or Ali, but I've won a few ♪

00:24:02 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding son of a gun ♪

00:24:07 ♪ Loud country music bumper coming, hey you some fun ♪

00:24:11 ♪ Deer hunting, beer guzzling, boot wearing southern man ♪

00:24:15 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:24:18 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:24:23 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:24:26 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:24:31 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:24:34 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:24:39 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:24:42 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:24:47 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:24:50 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:24:55 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:24:58 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:25:03 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:25:06 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:25:11 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:25:14 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:25:19 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:25:22 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:25:27 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:25:30 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:25:35 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:25:38 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:25:43 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:25:46 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:25:51 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:25:54 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:25:59 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:26:02 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:26:07 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:26:10 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:26:15 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:26:18 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:26:23 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:26:26 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:26:31 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:26:34 ♪ I'm a truck driving Harley riding southern man ♪

00:26:39 ♪ And I don't give a damn ♪

00:26:42 I took this meeting out of respect for you, Big John.

00:26:53 God knows I wouldn't be sitting here without your support.

00:26:56 But, uh, I'm certain we all remember

00:27:00 that Mr. Jablonski's previous tenure as a union member

00:27:03 was...shock full of incidents.

00:27:07 Let's just take a look.

00:27:11 Northridge, 2014.

00:27:14 Violated Code 103.

00:27:16 Encino, 2015.

00:27:18 Fleshed out a nest while a child's birthday party

00:27:21 was unfolding next door.

00:27:23 Endangering civilians,

00:27:25 violating Codes 921, 833, and 605,

00:27:28 the worst of which was the failure

00:27:30 to notify law enforcement in due time.

00:27:32 That was a good bust.

00:27:33 Seems like when you think about what happened--

00:27:35 Fall off.

00:27:37 Canoga Park, 2017.

00:27:40 Violated Code 101.

00:27:42 Endangering a fellow union member's life.

00:27:46 Critical injury sustained.

00:27:49 He already had gout. He had gout.

00:27:52 Each of these incidents meriting a lifelong suspension.

00:27:57 And yet, time and again, you were given warnings.

00:28:02 Why should I extend you yet another lifeline?

00:28:06 Ralph, let me be the first to tell you.

00:28:09 Bud here, he's a new man.

00:28:12 Is that right?

00:28:13 Yes, sir, absolutely. I'm a changed man.

00:28:16 I've cut out, uh, pork and cartoons

00:28:20 and minimal white women.

00:28:23 But I'm curious.

00:28:25 If you were in my position,

00:28:27 sitting across from a man such as yourself,

00:28:31 would you let you back in?

00:28:35 If that person that is in question admits fault

00:28:39 and be apologetic, which I am,

00:28:42 and on top of that, I just--

00:28:45 Look, Ralph, Mr. Seeger, I just--

00:28:49 I really need to get out there.

00:28:51 I need to do good, and I promise

00:28:53 if you give me that opportunity,

00:28:55 I'm not gonna mess it up.

00:28:59 [clears throat]

00:29:01 One last chance.

00:29:05 Now that we, uh, got that part settled,

00:29:07 I'm gonna go freshen up my coffee

00:29:09 and let you gentlemen cross those T's.

00:29:13 That's a great guy. Great guy.

00:29:16 I really appreciate this second chance.

00:29:18 I don't know what the hell that man sees in you, Jablonski.

00:29:22 I mean, I know you served together,

00:29:24 but frankly, I don't care.

00:29:28 I've made it my life's work

00:29:30 keeping cowboys like you out of the Union.

00:29:32 So I'll be watching you.

00:29:34 Every step you make,

00:29:37 every shit you take,

00:29:40 every time--

00:29:41 Everything good?

00:29:43 Quite.

00:29:45 [clears throat]

00:29:47 Fill these out, all of them.

00:29:49 Once you pay your initial dues,

00:29:51 we'll get you started on the health care plan.

00:29:54 There's dental included, right?

00:29:55 After a probationary period lasting...

00:29:58 30 days.

00:30:00 Come on, man. Three days.

00:30:03 Two weeks.

00:30:04 One.

00:30:05 [sighs]

00:30:07 Fine.

00:30:09 With a Union rep accompanying him in the field.

00:30:13 Generous. Thank you.

00:30:15 Great.

00:30:16 All right. Thanks.

00:30:18 And, uh, what about the night shift?

00:30:21 Not on my life.

00:30:22 Come on, C.

00:30:23 That's where the big money is.

00:30:25 Not a chance.

00:30:26 The amount of shit you stirred up working the night shift,

00:30:28 you expect me to let you back out there

00:30:30 where the sun don't shine?

00:30:32 Fine.

00:30:34 Day shift.

00:30:35 Good.

00:30:36 Anything else?

00:30:38 No.

00:30:39 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:40 I got some, uh, teeth I need to sell.

00:30:43 Go to the cage.

00:30:44 Sager, thank you kindly.

00:30:46 Mm-hmm.

00:30:47 And remember, bud...

00:30:50 one last strike.

00:30:53 Are you referring to bowling?

00:30:55 I'm saying it's a strike.

00:30:58 You're back.

00:30:59 That's all that matters.

00:31:01 [sizzling]

00:31:03 [sizzling]

00:31:07 [indistinct radio chatter]

00:31:12 Carol?

00:31:14 Carol, did you eat my yogurt again?

00:31:17 I even wrote my name on the lid today.

00:31:19 So you literally had to peel back my name

00:31:21 to get to the yogurt.

00:31:24 Oh, what, you can't hear me?

00:31:27 I'm gonna fart in my yogurt tomorrow,

00:31:29 and you're gonna eat my fart.

00:31:30 Next!

00:31:32 [indistinct chatter]

00:31:35 Mr. Jablonski?

00:31:37 Yeah, teeth.

00:31:38 I'll look at it.

00:31:40 I'll get back out there and do what I have to do.

00:31:43 From Mr. Mullet.

00:31:47 This is chipped.

00:31:49 Female.

00:31:51 Appears to be an almost elder.

00:31:53 Roughly 90 years old.

00:31:54 90?

00:31:55 Nah, you probably need to check that again.

00:31:56 You sure it's 90?

00:31:57 I'm sure.

00:31:58 Hmm.

00:32:00 Okay.

00:32:01 Whatever.

00:32:02 Full price still, though, right?

00:32:04 I'm sorry.

00:32:05 Code 107 in the book clearly states anything less than--

00:32:07 All right, enough of the codes.

00:32:08 It's fine.

00:32:09 [indistinct radio chatter]

00:32:15 The net for the teeth.

00:32:17 Yeah, 'cause I was thinking, "Hey, hey, hey."

00:32:19 However, due to the truncated processing time,

00:32:22 Mr. Seeger would like me to inform you

00:32:23 that we need to settle your dues up front,

00:32:25 which, of course, is 5,000.

00:32:27 5,000? I thought it was two.

00:32:28 Those are 2017 rates, Mr. Jablonski.

00:32:31 Then there is 15% off the top of every fang.

00:32:35 And we have to hold 50%

00:32:37 until we receive your paperwork.

00:32:39 Oh, and, of course, $10 for your membership card,

00:32:42 which, by the way, gets you one free app

00:32:43 at Cheesecake Factory.

00:32:44 I don't like cheesecake.

00:32:45 Do you have that on you?

00:32:46 Why don't you take the $10 out of there?

00:32:47 You're taking everything else.

00:32:48 You don't have any cash on you?

00:32:49 You really want to make me split this?

00:32:51 Okay, you are good to go.

00:32:57 Am I?

00:33:00 If you have any issues with this,

00:33:02 Carol right here actually would be happy

00:33:04 to further assist you.

00:33:05 Oh, great.

00:33:06 I see you met your union rep.

00:33:08 What?

00:33:11 Mm-mm.

00:33:13 Well, but...

00:33:14 Sir, please.

00:33:19 That new girl is a smoke show.

00:33:21 Right, but I'm begging you to reconsider, okay?

00:33:23 I'm not meant for the field.

00:33:24 I just bought an ergonomic chair with my own money.

00:33:26 I am all in on the desk.

00:33:27 Well, that's why I need you out there with it, right?

00:33:30 Someone who knows the codes to the letter.

00:33:32 Okay.

00:33:33 Hey, hey, hey, hey, do you want to move up here?

00:33:34 You got to get your ass out in the field, all right?

00:33:37 Think about it this way.

00:33:38 You're going to be my eyes and ears, my friend, right?

00:33:40 And the minute he messes up, the minute he goes against code,

00:33:45 you'll be there reporting it back to me.

00:33:48 All right.

00:33:49 Hey, the sooner he fucks up,

00:33:51 the sooner your sweet cheeks are in Carol's desk.

00:33:54 You work out?

00:33:59 A little.

00:34:00 Yeah, I thought so.

00:34:02 [music playing]

00:34:04 ♪ I remember ♪

00:34:07 ♪ When I was just a bad little boy ♪

00:34:12 ♪ My mama used to tell me, son ♪

00:34:17 ♪ You better respect what you've done ♪

00:34:22 [gunshots]

00:34:26 You're late.

00:34:29 Close it.

00:34:31 [sighs]

00:34:33 [gunshots]

00:34:36 I was actually here an hour ago, but you weren't,

00:34:40 so I went to go get us breakfast.

00:34:42 I got you an organic, gluten-free paleo bran muffin.

00:34:49 Really?

00:34:50 Thank you.

00:34:52 I was starving.

00:34:53 That was a $6 muffin.

00:34:55 What do you have on?

00:34:56 What?

00:34:57 What are you wearing?

00:34:58 Just like normal clothes.

00:34:59 The handbook says you're supposed to blend in on the hunt,

00:35:01 be inconspicuous.

00:35:02 You have on a suit.

00:35:03 How is that inconspicuous?

00:35:04 You have on a suit.

00:35:05 We're in the valley in the summertime.

00:35:06 It's a summery suit.

00:35:07 A summery suit?

00:35:08 Juniper green, yes.

00:35:09 What is juniper green?

00:35:10 Well, it's a hue of green that I found to be

00:35:12 complementary against my skin tone.

00:35:13 Whatever it is, don't wear it again.

00:35:16 Look, I'm gonna put my stuff together,

00:35:19 and we'll take off, all right?

00:35:21 Do you have somewhere I could hang this?

00:35:23 Yep.

00:35:24 Not there.

00:35:28 [door slams]

00:35:34 I'll just hold on to it.

00:35:37 This ain't gonna last.

00:35:39 Got enough weapons and ammo in here to take down El Jefe, huh?

00:35:52 What do you know about El Jefe?

00:35:54 Oh, come on.

00:35:55 Legendary 700-year-old European vampire?

00:35:57 Some say he's at the top of the L.A. drug trade

00:35:59 just waiting for his moment to reemerge.

00:36:01 Fangs so sharp with just one,

00:36:03 you could buy a mansion in Bel-Air.

00:36:05 You sound like Begjohn.

00:36:08 Whole lot of gibberish.

00:36:10 You know that's a crock of shit, right?

00:36:12 I didn't take you for an arts and crafts guy.

00:36:17 What are these all about?

00:36:18 Want to keep your hands off my shit?

00:36:21 It's my trophy case.

00:36:22 For each one that I kill, I, uh--

00:36:24 Well, there are already dead, but you get my drip.

00:36:28 [Sighs]

00:36:30 It's 'cause they're allergic to wood. That's smart.

00:36:36 Allergic to wood, but not just any wood. It's empingo wood.

00:36:39 The strongest African hardwood, not that IKEA shit.

00:36:42 And we mix it with the garlic.

00:36:43 The wood and buds pierce the heart.

00:36:45 You got the silver--

00:36:46 Silver to the throat, right.

00:36:47 Yeah. Cuts the head off, usually.

00:36:49 Usually? Right.

00:36:50 You are referring to uber-vamps

00:36:52 who have been known to come back from decapitation.

00:36:54 Not if you blast them in the heart with wood

00:36:56 and cut their throats with silver.

00:36:57 Mm-hmm. You also forgot to mention

00:36:59 that you can kill them by burning them.

00:37:01 I didn't forget anything. That's how I get my money.

00:37:03 Why would I burn the fangs? I don't do that.

00:37:05 Listen, guacamole soup.

00:37:07 Right there on the shelf, grab that for me.

00:37:10 Get that, and we'll take off.

00:37:12 And remember, whatever you do, don't--

00:37:15 Drop my shit.

00:37:17 So, uh, where are we going?

00:37:25 I'm going hunting. I don't know about you.

00:37:28 Why are you wearing a seatbelt like that?

00:37:40 Um, yeah, I mean, usually the seatbelts

00:37:42 aren't, like, this complicated and heavy, but--

00:37:45 It's not complicated. It's just a seatbelt.

00:37:47 It protects you.

00:37:48 Sure. Sure.

00:37:50 It's still protecting me, though.

00:37:51 Like, if anything happened, it's just like--

00:37:54 See? It still-- It still catches me.

00:37:57 I see.

00:37:59 It's gonna be a long day.

00:38:01 So are you gonna tell me what we're doing

00:38:12 at an animal shelter?

00:38:14 I'm not telling you shit.

00:38:16 What you know about Jubies?

00:38:22 Jubies, or juveniles, a.k.a. zombie vamps,

00:38:25 formed when an already young vamp turns somebody else.

00:38:28 Instead of inheriting the strength of a full vamp,

00:38:30 they lack regenerative abilities

00:38:31 and appear more dead than alive.

00:38:33 What you didn't say is that they can't

00:38:34 process human blood yet, so what do they do?

00:38:36 They feed off of small animals.

00:38:37 Animals, rodents.

00:38:38 Rodents and things like that.

00:38:39 Yeah, so you've read the book.

00:38:40 I don't have to read the book. I'm out here.

00:38:41 What do you know about different species of vampires?

00:38:44 I know there are five types--

00:38:46 southern, eastern, spider, uber, and juvenile.

00:38:48 They are largely solitary, but when they get together,

00:38:51 there is a hierarchy.

00:38:52 They organize by age.

00:38:53 What else?

00:38:54 Sunlight is the only thing they're scared of.

00:38:56 They can't reproduce, but they can turn people.

00:38:58 Should I continue?

00:38:59 What you know about familiars?

00:39:00 What, you think this guy's one of them?

00:39:02 I don't know. You tell me.

00:39:04 Hmm?

00:39:05 I think he fits the profile.

00:39:06 You think so?

00:39:07 Absolutely.

00:39:08 More powerful vamps have more powerful familiars.

00:39:10 When it comes to Jubies, a little kid like this,

00:39:12 he's probably grabbing those cats for 'em,

00:39:14 trying to get 'em turned.

00:39:16 Oh, man.

00:39:19 What?

00:39:20 I--no, I'm just a big cat lover.

00:39:22 I got two of 'em myself.

00:39:24 Oh, okay.

00:39:25 All right. That explains it.

00:39:27 Do you want to see a picture?

00:39:28 No, I don't.

00:39:29 Maybe later.

00:39:30 All right.

00:39:34 Here we go.

00:39:35 [rock music]

00:39:38 ♪ ♪

00:39:41 Guess who's calling?

00:39:42 ♪ ♪

00:39:47 ♪ ♪

00:39:53 Canoga Bowl.

00:39:54 Closed for 18 months.

00:39:56 Perfect.

00:39:57 Hey, can I offer some advice?

00:39:59 No.

00:40:00 I mean, economically speaking,

00:40:01 why go after Jubies?

00:40:02 Why not let them ripen and then come back

00:40:04 when their teeth are more valuable?

00:40:05 Yeah, I could.

00:40:06 I could come back, like, in September,

00:40:07 something like that, but right now,

00:40:08 I'm out of time, okay?

00:40:09 And beggars can't be choosers.

00:40:10 Plus, you don't want these thangs out here

00:40:11 running around biting people, now, do you?

00:40:13 Wait, why don't you have time?

00:40:15 Why do you ask me so many questions?

00:40:17 I'm just trying--

00:40:18 Or just stay in the truck and just do your business?

00:40:19 Stay in the truck?

00:40:20 No, no, I have to be with you at all times

00:40:22 in the field, union rules.

00:40:23 Other than keeping you alive,

00:40:24 I don't give a shit about the union rules.

00:40:26 No, no, no, you don't understand.

00:40:27 All times.

00:40:28 What you're gonna do is you're gonna stay in this car

00:40:29 with that in mind here.

00:40:30 What? No, I don't believe in guns.

00:40:33 You don't believe in them?

00:40:34 No, they're amoral.

00:40:35 They're killing machines.

00:40:36 They're not for me.

00:40:37 [sighs]

00:40:38 Look, when I was a kid,

00:40:39 I tried shooting a squirrel with a BB gun,

00:40:41 and I just couldn't, all right?

00:40:42 I still have nightmares where I can see

00:40:44 his little face making little squirrel noises,

00:40:46 and I just--I still have nightmares about it, okay?

00:40:48 He makes squirrel noises, huh?

00:40:50 What are squirrel noises, huh?

00:40:51 It's like...

00:40:53 [squirrel noises]

00:40:57 Wh-whatever, I don't want to talk about it.

00:40:59 Stay in the truck.

00:41:01 [door slams]

00:41:02 [sighs]

00:41:03 [pop music playing on radio]

00:41:06 [gunfire]

00:41:09 [gunfire continues]

00:41:13 [gunfire]

00:41:16 [pop music playing on radio]

00:41:19 [pop music continues]

00:41:24 [grunts]

00:41:25 [screams]

00:41:30 [grunts]

00:41:34 It's impossible.

00:41:36 How the hell can you be here?

00:41:38 It's daytime.

00:41:41 You've been a bad boy, Trump.

00:41:44 [growling]

00:41:46 [grunts]

00:41:49 [gun cocks]

00:41:52 [heart beating]

00:41:55 Did you know that a vampire cannot live without its fangs?

00:42:00 And yet, for whatever reason,

00:42:02 whatever cruel joke from the gods...

00:42:04 [grunts]

00:42:07 They are the one thing we cannot regenerate.

00:42:13 Everything that makes a vampire a predator...

00:42:18 is in its fangs.

00:42:21 Each set is a life that could have lived a thousand lives.

00:42:30 Lives that you had a part in ending.

00:42:34 [exhales]

00:42:37 Yet it wasn't always like this, you know?

00:42:41 There was a time when you humans, you worshipped us as gods.

00:42:47 Right here in this valley, you built temples of blood and bone to honor us.

00:42:51 And then you turned on us.

00:42:54 Well, guess what?

00:42:58 I'm gonna take back what's ours.

00:43:01 One property at a time.

00:43:05 [panting]

00:43:07 The way I see it, you have two choices, two doors.

00:43:11 One, you bend the knee and join me in service, and you live.

00:43:15 And two...

00:43:18 you don't.

00:43:20 All right.

00:43:22 So what the hell do you want, huh?

00:43:25 Who brought you this tooth?

00:43:28 [panting]

00:43:31 A name.

00:43:34 You're so full of shit, lady.

00:43:37 You think you're a god.

00:43:39 You're not gods. You're a big mistake.

00:43:42 You're a genetic mutation that would have died out

00:43:46 if there hadn't been a stinking hallway off the crawl I do.

00:43:50 Door number two it is.

00:43:53 [grunts]

00:43:55 [screams]

00:43:58 [gunshots]

00:44:08 [tense music]

00:44:11 ♪ ♪

00:44:19 [indistinct chatter]

00:44:22 ♪ ♪

00:44:29 [growling]

00:44:32 [clears throat]

00:44:34 [growling]

00:44:37 [screaming]

00:44:40 [gunshots]

00:44:46 Time for the tooth fairy.

00:44:49 [growling]

00:44:52 [growling]

00:44:55 [growling]

00:44:58 [rock music]

00:45:01 ♪ ♪

00:45:05 Hello, sir.

00:45:07 How are we on this fine morning?

00:45:10 Any violations to report?

00:45:12 He is certainly heading that way,

00:45:14 but nothing verified quite yet.

00:45:16 Well, where is he now?

00:45:18 He left me in the car and went into a bowling alley.

00:45:22 [grunts]

00:45:25 And you didn't follow him?

00:45:27 I thought he was gonna shoot me.

00:45:29 He's very difficult to reason with, sir.

00:45:31 Kid, you want your promotion? You want Carol's desk?

00:45:34 Then get off your ass, get in there,

00:45:36 and verify those violations.

00:45:39 [thud]

00:45:41 [gulps]

00:45:42 Oh, hair on your nipples.

00:45:44 [grunting]

00:45:47 - Bud? - Sam?

00:45:49 Sam! Hurry up!

00:45:52 - Bud! - Shoot him!

00:45:53 - I don't have my gun! - Give me my shotgun!

00:45:56 I've got just enough to serve her!

00:45:58 Well, you're gonna be an orner because you don't give me that gun!

00:46:00 Shit! You shit! You shit!

00:46:02 [grunts]

00:46:04 [gunshot]

00:46:06 [gun cocks]

00:46:07 Whoa, sorry! Sorry!

00:46:08 Next time I tell you to give me that goddamn gun,

00:46:10 you give me that goddamn gun!

00:46:11 - Now duck! - What?

00:46:13 I said duck!

00:46:14 [screams]

00:46:15 [gunshot]

00:46:16 [grunting]

00:46:19 [grunting]

00:46:22 [screams]

00:46:23 You okay?

00:46:24 [grunting]

00:46:26 [gurgling]

00:46:28 [grunting]

00:46:30 Oh, jeez. That was horrible.

00:46:33 These Juby teeth ain't worth a shit, but if you get enough of 'em,

00:46:36 it's number games, like you said.

00:46:37 Uh, you okay?

00:46:39 What's going on?

00:46:40 Oh, come on. No, no, I'm not okay, all right?

00:46:44 Look at me. Vampires just tried to kill me.

00:46:47 You--you put a gun in my face,

00:46:49 and now I just pissed my favorite fucking shoe.

00:46:51 Hey, hey, hey, relax, relax.

00:46:52 You did good in there.

00:46:54 You did good in there.

00:46:55 Besides, everybody pisses himself the first time.

00:46:59 - Really? - Yeah.

00:47:00 - Did you? - No, I--no, I didn't.

00:47:02 But--but listen, you did.

00:47:05 Here, dry your eyes. Dry your eyes, okay?

00:47:08 You know what? Put it on me.

00:47:10 My bad. We bit off more than we could chew today.

00:47:13 Okay, so why don't we go home, get some rest,

00:47:15 and in the morning, we go kick some motherfucking ass, okay?

00:47:17 - Okay. - All right, come on.

00:47:19 - Let's get in the car. - All right.

00:47:21 All right? The fuck is that? What'd you eat today?

00:47:23 - Oh, man. - You know what?

00:47:26 Why don't you get in the back?

00:47:28 Why don't you get that on my vent to cease?

00:47:30 - What, are you serious? - Damn right.

00:47:32 Come on. We gotta move.

00:47:34 [grunts]

00:47:38 Hang your leg out the back so we can air-dry.

00:48:02 Hey. Hey!

00:48:05 - You got your man first. - But that's expensive.

00:48:08 You gotta get some of this, too.

00:48:11 I'm sure you know this, Mr. Union Man,

00:48:13 but when vamps are killed, they release a gas

00:48:15 that gets on you that other vamps can sniff out in a second.

00:48:17 So you gotta get all of that off. Here, take this.

00:48:20 It's my special blend, like a little skunk must, okay?

00:48:23 - Now, get that on you in the shower. - Oh, Jesus.

00:48:26 On every inch of you, okay? And be extremely careful.

00:48:28 Don't get it in your eyes.

00:48:30 And whatever you do, don't get it in your butthole.

00:48:34 - What happens in the butthole? - I can't kill you, but...

00:48:37 Jesus Christ.

00:48:39 By the way, lock your doors. Don't come out after dark.

00:48:42 - And, uh, guess what? - What?

00:48:45 You're dried up.

00:48:48 [sighs]

00:48:51 [sighs]

00:48:53 [door closes]

00:48:56 [door closes]

00:48:59 [door opens]

00:49:27 Oh, Jesus.

00:49:29 - Sorry. - It's okay.

00:49:31 - No, no, no, me. I got it. - It's my fault.

00:49:33 I couldn't see over my basket.

00:49:35 I got it. This is, uh-- You, uh-- You a doctor?

00:49:38 Uh, nurse, actually.

00:49:40 Hope you don't think this is weird, but you got a lot of scrubs here.

00:49:43 Yeah, I mean, I hate doing laundry, so I kind of just kept buying new ones.

00:49:46 Got out of control.

00:49:48 But, hey, new apartment. Why not start things off on the right foot?

00:49:51 Yeah. Oh, well, welcome to the building. I'm right there in 20.

00:49:55 - Uh, well, I'm Heather. I'm in 19. - Well, I'm bud 20.

00:49:58 - Oh, can you help me with that? - Oh, yeah.

00:50:01 - Well, thanks for helping. - Yeah, no problem.

00:50:03 - You can just dump that down anywhere. - Sure. Okay.

00:50:06 - See, you got, uh, retro vibe. - Mm-hmm.

00:50:10 - Poppin', huh? Dig that. - Thanks.

00:50:12 I wish I had a beer or something to offer you.

00:50:15 Uh, previous tenant left some ice cream in the freezer, if you're interested.

00:50:19 - No, thanks. I'll take a rain check on it. - Sure.

00:50:21 Yeah. Welcome to the building.

00:50:23 Thank you.

00:50:25 - Feeling better? - Not really.

00:50:50 Got a little bit of that yellow stuff in my butthole.

00:50:53 - So much worse than what you even described. - I bet it was.

00:50:57 - You looking for something? - Well, hey, that's personal.

00:51:06 - You can't just take-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:51:07 Violation code 101, terminated. Vamps and didn't report to the union.

00:51:11 Violation code 276, breaking and entering without union sanction.

00:51:15 - That did happen. - Violation, violation, violation.

00:51:17 Oh, look at this. Needs to reimburse me for six-dollar muffin.

00:51:21 Look, it's a standard part of union procedure.

00:51:23 - I have to document everything that happens. - No, it's not.

00:51:25 It's for Seeger. You trying to keep me out the union. Ain't that great?

00:51:28 - You almost got me killed yesterday. - You almost got yourself killed yesterday.

00:51:31 I told you to stay your punk ass in the car.

00:51:33 That's why I work by myself. Okay?

00:51:35 Listen, wait. You gonna die in the name of kissing your boss's ass?

00:51:38 - He didn't give me a choice, okay? - Listen to me, Mr. Union Fellow.

00:51:42 I may not follow all the union rules, but let me tell you something.

00:51:45 If we went by the book, we'd both be dead by now.

00:51:48 And you saw that yesterday.

00:51:50 Look, just give me a couple of days.

00:52:03 Okay, a couple of days.

00:52:07 So it's on the agenda today.

00:52:13 Like every day.

00:52:15 Hunting vampires.

00:52:17 Bud, what are we doing at a pawn shop?

00:52:26 Just do this cheapest shit.

00:52:28 We got the goods we need in order to, uh...

00:52:30 What the hell?

00:52:32 - Oh, Jesus. - Shut up. Shut up.

00:52:41 Shut up.

00:52:43 Hey, don't you puke in here.

00:52:49 Don't touch nothing. Don't leave your DNA.

00:52:51 I swallowed it.

00:52:53 Troy. Troy!

00:52:58 God damn it.

00:53:05 Wait, is that...?

00:53:10 It was.

00:53:12 Oh, no.

00:53:14 Who does that?

00:53:16 We gotta move.

00:53:21 Wait a minute. Take this.

00:53:25 - Are you kidding me? - Is he all right?

00:53:29 - Just wait. - How do you think he feels?

00:53:31 - Come on, let's go. We gotta get out of here. - Wait, we can't leave. That's against protocol.

00:53:34 We have to call the union and wait for them to show up.

00:53:36 - Do you? - Code 233 says any hunter...

00:53:38 - Don't give a shit about a code. - Any hunter who encounters...

00:53:40 ...suspicious civilian death will be placed under a 30-day...

00:53:42 - ...suspect-tent-to-review and be carried out. - We don't have 30 days.

00:53:44 How do we give a fuck about a protocol? We gotta leave.

00:53:46 - It's all the vamps around here. Let's go. - No. No. I'm going.

00:53:49 Whoa, hey, give it back. We have dead humans here.

00:53:51 - We have to report this. - That ain't no dead humans.

00:53:53 That's my friend.

00:53:55 Listen, I'm not telling you you cannot report it.

00:53:57 I'm just telling you to delay it.

00:53:59 We'll make an anonymous phone call to the cops...

00:54:01 ...and after 24 hours, you can make your funky little report. Let's go.

00:54:04 Why do you care? What difference does a day make?

00:54:06 I'm gonna lose my family in a day. That's what the difference is.

00:54:09 - What? - Look, if I don't score some prices...

00:54:12 ...at union wages by Monday, my wife and my daughter are gonna move to Florida.

00:54:16 That means if you call Seeger, I'm gonna lose my family.

00:54:20 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, I bet you are.

00:54:26 So what you're saying is you kind of need me?

00:54:32 - But... - No, I didn't say I need you. I didn't say that.

00:54:36 No, I just mean, like, you know, you told me your secrets now...

00:54:39 ...and I'm gonna break protocol for you.

00:54:41 - We're like a team. We're like partners or whatever. - I didn't say that.

00:54:43 - Crocodile and tubs. - No.

00:54:45 - I don't-- Any partnership that you find more satisfactory-- - Listen, what I'm saying is this.

00:54:49 Is as a man, just give me till the weekend.

00:54:53 Yeah, okay. Till the weekend.

00:54:57 Yeah.

00:55:00 [phone ringing]

00:55:02 Relax.

00:55:09 [knocking]

00:55:38 I got a tip on this house from Big Jay.

00:55:41 Why don't you check that glove box right now?

00:55:44 Yeah. That's what we're doing right there.

00:55:49 That's what we're doing.

00:55:51 These? Garlic grenades, pull the pin, garlic and sawdust comes out, clears the room.

00:55:56 I think. Haven't actually had to use it, but in theory, that's what's gonna happen.

00:56:00 An unproven weapon for my first real vampire fight. That's wonderful. Thank you.

00:56:04 - Shit. Shit. - What? What?

00:56:06 - Goddamn Nazarian brothers. - Wait, the Nazarian brothers?

00:56:09 - Damn. - Oh, they're big-time hunters.

00:56:11 Yeah, not bigger than me, though.

00:56:13 They cleared out all of Glendale and now they're headed west.

00:56:17 Hey, bud.

00:56:22 I thought they smelled chlorine.

00:56:24 Funny. I thought I smelled shit.

00:56:27 - Who's the cupcake? - Seth. I'm his union rep.

00:56:31 But you can call me Cupcake or whatever you prefer. I'm a big fan, by the way.

00:56:35 You wanna get a selfie for your Instagram?

00:56:37 Anyway, what you guys doing in Simi Valley?

00:56:40 I think you know what we're doing here, bro.

00:56:42 We'll let you do the hard part for us, figure out which house is hiding the goods, and then, you know...

00:56:46 Yeah, you got me twisted. I did the work, but I ain't doing it for you.

00:56:49 Oh, come on, bud. Think about it.

00:56:51 Don't waste a week of your time waiting for the right moment that we just might take from you.

00:56:55 Or we can run up there and force right now.

00:56:57 Sack the place together. Split the money down the middle.

00:56:59 But one, ain't nobody taking shit from me.

00:57:03 And two...

00:57:05 Yeah. It's a good idea.

00:57:14 - Wanna get a selfie? - Right now.

00:57:19 - Is that appropriate? We can wait till after the raid. - No, that's not appropriate at all.

00:57:23 - What's this? - Keep your neck from getting chewed out.

00:57:26 Take this. Stay behind me. I keep you alive.

00:57:30 Don't shoot where they are. Shoot where they're gonna be.

00:57:33 You ready? Let's go.

00:57:35 Let's go.

00:57:37 Let's go.

00:57:40 Let's go.

00:57:43 Oh, baby, I like it raw.

00:57:46 Yeah, baby, I like it raw.

00:57:49 Oh, baby, I like it raw.

00:57:51 Yeah, baby, I like it raw.

00:57:54 Shimmy, shimmy, ya, shimmy, ya, shimmy, ya.

00:57:57 Give me the mic so I can take it away.

00:57:59 Off on the Nazi charge, bon voyage.

00:58:02 Yeah, from the home of the dog to put the squad.

00:58:05 We'll take the abuse on the slot.

00:58:07 Oh, baby, I like it raw.

00:58:10 What's the garlic for?

00:58:25 Any vamp gets close to me, I spit in their eye.

00:58:27 Melt hole in their fucking head.

00:58:29 Bro, you got any more gum?

00:58:35 You always share that with your brother?

00:58:37 We share everything.

00:58:39 D, you're supposed to pry that shit open, not smash it.

00:58:44 Hey, are we inside the house or not, bro?

00:58:47 Don't even think about it.

00:58:49 Got him.

00:58:59 Nice shot, bro.

00:59:03 Hey, open up.

00:59:05 I told him not to do it.

00:59:11 Really?

00:59:14 I'm sorry.

00:59:15 Put that gun down.

00:59:16 Okay.

00:59:17 Take your finger off the trigger.

00:59:18 Right, okay.

00:59:19 Just watch my six.

00:59:20 Six, huh?

00:59:22 [door opens]

00:59:24 It's a hide.

00:59:41 What?

00:59:42 Shield time, bro.

00:59:47 [growling]

00:59:49 Head on out.

01:00:12 Bitch ass.

01:00:15 [grunting]

01:00:17 Keep your head on the swivel, all right?

01:00:27 And stay away from the walls.

01:00:29 [grunting]

01:00:31 What?

01:00:34 What do I do?

01:00:36 Oh, God, stop wiggling.

01:00:38 Oh, no.

01:00:40 No, no.

01:00:42 The gun's broken.

01:00:43 Take the safety off.

01:00:44 My gun's not working.

01:00:45 Take off the safety.

01:00:46 Oh, come on.

01:00:48 [gunshot]

01:00:50 Oh, God.

01:00:59 [grunting]

01:01:02 Take this.

01:01:12 [grunting]

01:01:14 Box shot mouthwash, baby.

01:01:20 Nice, bro.

01:01:23 Yes.

01:01:24 I got six.

01:01:25 You got six, I got five.

01:01:26 I'll catch you up.

01:01:28 [grunting]

01:01:30 Oh, shit!

01:01:37 God, help me!

01:01:39 [gunshots]

01:01:42 Wait a minute.

01:01:43 Wait a minute.

01:01:44 [grunting]

01:01:46 Don't let him bite you, Seth.

01:01:55 Haircut time, bro.

01:02:01 I'm out.

01:02:09 [gunshots]

01:02:11 [grunting]

01:02:13 [screaming]

01:02:28 [grunting]

01:02:31 [grunting]

01:02:33 God, help me!

01:02:52 [gunshots]

01:02:53 This motherfucker threw me up the stairs.

01:02:55 [grunting]

01:02:58 [grunting]

01:03:00 Bro, send one.

01:03:09 [gunshot]

01:03:11 [gunshots]

01:03:17 [grunting]

01:03:19 [gunshots]

01:03:26 Nice work, bro.

01:03:28 [grunting]

01:03:30 Help me!

01:03:31 [grunting]

01:03:33 Seth, my shotgun!

01:03:44 [grunting]

01:03:46 [gunshot]

01:03:55 [gunshot]

01:03:57 Big money, baby, big money.

01:04:03 Huh? This is what I was talking about.

01:04:05 This was good, yes?

01:04:06 Very good.

01:04:07 What happened to you?

01:04:08 You piss your pants?

01:04:10 It's kind of my thing.

01:04:14 Bro, what you doing?

01:04:15 What you doing?

01:04:16 Listen, pee-pee pants, this is man's world,

01:04:17 not for little boys.

01:04:18 I'm gonna get you a pen.

01:04:19 Anyway, listen, I appreciate that, okay?

01:04:21 I'm gonna take this and put it towards my baby girl tuition,

01:04:25 you know, that's why I'm out here.

01:04:26 You know how I feel.

01:04:27 Familiar around the room?

01:04:28 I got it.

01:04:29 [gunshot]

01:04:30 [grunting]

01:04:31 He's up again.

01:04:34 That was Vampire.

01:04:35 I know.

01:04:36 Streets done changed, you know.

01:04:37 I hear they got this sunscreen that they put on

01:04:39 and it's real thick.

01:04:40 They can now last out in the sunlight

01:04:42 like 15, 20 minutes.

01:04:43 You know, it's made from the shell of desert tortoise.

01:04:46 It's illegal in like 40 countries, right, bro?

01:04:48 Vampire, sunscreen, the valley,

01:04:49 I don't like the sound of these.

01:04:51 Hey, wait, this doesn't make sense.

01:04:52 So?

01:04:53 Okay, that's a spider, but that's an uber,

01:04:56 those are southerns, and...

01:04:58 Yeah, that's an eastern.

01:04:59 You can tell by his two fangs on the front.

01:05:01 Yeah, but they ain't blurs and crips.

01:05:03 Cervaele, they cross-pollinate.

01:05:04 No, I'm telling you, these types of ants

01:05:05 would never choose to live together.

01:05:07 Okay, ubers are solo nesters,

01:05:08 spiders do cohabitate,

01:05:09 but never with easterns and southerns.

01:05:11 They steal their food.

01:05:12 Listen to this kid, huh?

01:05:13 This joke, he reads a few books,

01:05:14 now he thinks he knows more than the pros.

01:05:16 No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:05:18 Kid makes a good point, but...

01:05:21 But I'm out of time,

01:05:22 I gotta go pick up the little one.

01:05:23 Come on, pull these fangs,

01:05:24 and why don't you go to the bathroom

01:05:26 and dry off your day?

01:05:28 You okay?

01:05:38 I don't know.

01:05:40 I just keep thinking about how all those vampires

01:05:43 we just killed used to be regular people.

01:05:46 There you go.

01:05:48 The old "vampires are just like us" routine, huh?

01:05:52 Well, they're not, Seth.

01:05:54 You know what I see when I see a vamp?

01:05:56 Big old dollar signs.

01:05:58 It's all they are is murderers and liars.

01:06:01 It ain't Brad Pitt in a leather jacket,

01:06:03 it's some blood raves, it's not Eclipse,

01:06:05 it's not New Moon, it's not Breaking Dawn Part I,

01:06:08 it ain't like that, all right?

01:06:10 Why do you know the names

01:06:11 to all the specific Twilight films?

01:06:13 And what's your gripe with Breaking Dawn Part II?

01:06:15 It's the exciting conclusion of the whole Twilight saga.

01:06:18 Have you seen Part II?

01:06:20 Bella has her baby now, it's insane!

01:06:23 She had a baby?

01:06:24 Oh, I wish I was you.

01:06:25 Just to experience that for the first time,

01:06:27 you are in for a treat.

01:06:28 Listen, my daughter hit me too hard.

01:06:29 I don't really get into all that.

01:06:32 But you got something different, though, Seth.

01:06:34 You tough, you tougher than you think you are.

01:06:37 No, I'm serious.

01:06:39 You're just saying that so I don't report you to Seeger.

01:06:42 No, I'm not.

01:06:43 You got what it takes.

01:06:44 I'm telling you, you have that instinct.

01:06:46 You could be a real hunter out here.

01:06:48 I'm telling you right now,

01:06:50 fuck Carol,

01:06:52 fuck accounting.

01:06:54 You could do this.

01:06:56 Hey.

01:07:07 Hi, Dad!

01:07:08 Hey!

01:07:09 Dad, what happened to Daddy?

01:07:10 Little kid say "Daddy."

01:07:11 Oh, is that right?

01:07:12 Yeah.

01:07:14 Everything's changing around here.

01:07:18 You're late.

01:07:19 Again.

01:07:20 So what is all this?

01:07:21 Well, I can't actually sell the house

01:07:23 without putting it on the market.

01:07:25 Yeah, unless I check to three days until Monday.

01:07:29 Come on, Dad, we're gonna be late to the party.

01:07:31 You know, I was thinking, what if we don't go?

01:07:34 Why don't we stay here at the house and, you know,

01:07:36 eat pizza, some ice cream?

01:07:38 Bud!

01:07:39 No, she's been talking about this all week.

01:07:41 Yeah, well, I just didn't think it was the right time right now.

01:07:44 Well, okay, give me a reason why.

01:07:48 Right!

01:07:49 So Daddy was just kidding.

01:07:51 He was just being weird.

01:07:52 Yeah.

01:07:53 Yay, you guys are going to the party!

01:07:55 Yay, yay, yay, yay, all right.

01:07:57 See, Daddy's just being strange.

01:07:58 Strange, yeah.

01:07:59 Yeah.

01:08:00 Bye.

01:08:01 Bye, Daddy.

01:08:02 Bye.

01:08:04 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

01:08:08 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

01:08:10 Cake time, baby.

01:08:11 Go check on the kids, all right?

01:08:12 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

01:08:18 Hello?

01:08:20 I've been looking for you, Bud.

01:08:22 Who is this?

01:08:24 Troy spoke so highly of you.

01:08:26 Your name was the last thing on his lips when he died.

01:08:29 You know how this ends, don't you?

01:08:32 You tell me.

01:08:33 With you on your knees in front of me,

01:08:35 begging for the lives of your wife and your daughter.

01:08:38 You took something from me,

01:08:40 and now I'm going to take everything from you.

01:08:42 Enjoy the party.

01:08:44 Yay!

01:08:56 That's so nice.

01:08:57 That's so nice.

01:08:58 That's so nice.

01:08:59 You got to go.

01:09:00 That's so nice.

01:09:01 Happy birthday.

01:09:02 Yay.

01:09:04 Papa, Papa, Papa.

01:09:06 Look, hook yourself in, okay?

01:09:08 Up in here, right?

01:09:10 Now, listen, put your headphones on, okay?

01:09:12 Put your iPad right here.

01:09:13 Now, listen, Dad's gonna be driving.

01:09:15 You might feel a little swerving,

01:09:16 but that's just my special driving, all right?

01:09:18 [engine starts]

01:09:20 [engine starts]

01:09:22 [engine revving]

01:09:25 [tires screeching]

01:09:28 [tires screeching]

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01:12:33 [engine revving]

01:12:36 [tires screeching]

01:12:39 - All right, pitch up, pitch up!

01:12:41 [tires screeching]

01:12:44 - There's a guy coming on the right!

01:12:47 [engine revving]

01:12:50 [tires screeching]

01:12:53 [engine revving]

01:12:56 [tires screeching]

01:12:59 - Hold on!

01:13:01 [tires screeching]

01:13:04 [engine revving]

01:13:07 [tires screeching]

01:13:10 [tires screeching]

01:13:13 - Cover your ears, ready?

01:13:15 [engine revving]

01:13:18 [tires screeching]

01:13:21 [gunshots]

01:13:24 [gunshots]

01:13:27 [engine revving]

01:13:30 [tires screeching]

01:13:33 [engine revving]

01:13:36 [tires screeching]

01:13:39 - That was awesome!

01:13:41 - Yeah? Let's go tell your mom.

01:13:44 [engine revving]

01:13:47 [engine revving]

01:13:50 [engine revving]

01:13:53 - Come on, let's go, come on, come on.

01:13:55 Let's go, come on.

01:13:56 All right, come on.

01:13:57 Come on, let's go.

01:13:58 You ever heard of Jack and Joy and the Curse?

01:14:00 - Uh, no.

01:14:01 - I'll show it to you.

01:14:02 - Okay.

01:14:04 [engine revving]

01:14:06 [tires screeching]

01:14:07 - No! No!

01:14:09 No!

01:14:11 [tires screeching]

01:14:13 - No, no, no, no! Stop!

01:14:15 [grunting]

01:14:17 - Hola, bud.

01:14:19 I told you you'd be on your knees begging for their lives.

01:14:22 - I didn't beg.

01:14:23 - Go to hell.

01:14:24 - Oh, your compadres said the same thing.

01:14:27 - Oh, shit.

01:14:29 Baby, I'm sorry.

01:14:30 I'm sorry for this, Charles.

01:14:31 You okay?

01:14:32 - Yeah.

01:14:33 What is happening, bud?

01:14:35 - Look, I could try to explain it right now,

01:14:37 but it's not gonna make any sense.

01:14:38 But-- - But what?

01:14:40 - Uh...

01:14:42 I'm not exactly a pool cleaner.

01:14:45 - Well, then what are you?

01:14:48 - I...

01:14:50 Hunt vampires.

01:14:53 - What?

01:14:54 - Yeah, I hunt vampires.

01:14:56 - Vampires?

01:14:57 - Yeah.

01:14:58 That's what I do.

01:14:59 - Vampires.

01:15:02 Okay, so--so all of the lies,

01:15:04 all of the late-night calls, all of the locks,

01:15:06 the reason that I'm separated from the man that I love

01:15:08 is because of vampires.

01:15:09 Ow!

01:15:10 - Stop choking on it like that!

01:15:12 - Come on, bud.

01:15:13 We said we were gonna be honest with each other.

01:15:15 - We are.

01:15:16 - [laughing]

01:15:18 - Don't--don't even look at it.

01:15:19 Listen.

01:15:20 [inhales deeply]

01:15:21 I wanted to tell you.

01:15:22 I just didn't know how.

01:15:25 - Okay, okay.

01:15:26 So...

01:15:28 Uh, what do you want?

01:15:30 - What do I want?

01:15:31 You and your daughter.

01:15:35 - They're not a part of this!

01:15:36 - Pendejo, you made them a part of it.

01:15:38 - [scoffs]

01:15:39 - Don't touch me! - Don't touch her!

01:15:43 - I'm not afraid of you.

01:15:44 - [gasps]

01:15:45 - Such a brave muñeca.

01:15:47 - I'm gonna take them.

01:15:48 - No, no! - No, don't touch her!

01:15:50 - Leave her alone! - Don't touch her!

01:15:51 - Get your hands off her!

01:15:52 - No! - Baby, I'll come get you.

01:15:54 - [whimpers]

01:15:55 - I'm gonna fix all of this.

01:15:56 I love y'all.

01:15:57 - Calmate, bud.

01:15:58 The new day's dawning,

01:15:59 and your little girl's gonna be a part of it.

01:16:02 - Get off me!

01:16:03 - First I'm gonna turn her,

01:16:08 and then I'm gonna watch as she drinks your wife.

01:16:13 I wish you could be there to see it,

01:16:15 but I'm afraid someone's having you for dinner.

01:16:18 - [grunts]

01:16:19 [thuds]

01:16:20 - Buen provecho.

01:16:24 [door slams]

01:16:27 - [screams]

01:16:39 - [grunts]

01:16:41 [panting]

01:16:45 - [gasps]

01:16:47 Oh, I'm alive.

01:16:49 [gasps]

01:16:50 Oh, boy.

01:16:52 Oh.

01:16:54 Oh, I feel weird.

01:16:55 - Yeah, I bet--I bet you do.

01:16:57 - What happened to me?

01:16:59 - Oh, just some-- some bullshit.

01:17:01 You know how shit go.

01:17:02 Uh, but, uh, you probably wanna check your teeth.

01:17:07 - Check my teeth?

01:17:08 - Yeah, just check 'em.

01:17:09 There's a mirror over there.

01:17:10 - [gasps]

01:17:12 Oh. Oh, no.

01:17:15 [gasps]

01:17:16 Oh, that's not good.

01:17:18 Why?

01:17:19 What--that was totally involuntary.

01:17:21 - It's like a hiccup, probably.

01:17:22 - [gasps]

01:17:23 - Sorry, man.

01:17:24 It was--it was all my fault.

01:17:26 How you feel?

01:17:27 - Pretty--pretty horrified

01:17:28 about the fact that I'm a vampire.

01:17:30 - Right, right.

01:17:31 - But also, like, I don't know, kind of amazing.

01:17:33 - Yeah.

01:17:34 - Like, my blood, it just--

01:17:35 it feels like it's on fire.

01:17:36 - Yeah, like a--like a lot of energy drinks.

01:17:39 - Oh, I can smell everything.

01:17:41 [sniffs]

01:17:42 Oh, God, did I shit myself this time?

01:17:45 - No, no, no, no, no, you look fine.

01:17:46 - Do you see anything? Is there, like, a mark?

01:17:48 - No, you look good. Everything looks great.

01:17:49 - [gasps]

01:17:50 - Listen, let's just take it easy.

01:17:52 We're gonna work this out.

01:17:54 - Oh, wow.

01:17:55 Mainly, I just--

01:17:57 whoa, I just feel...

01:17:58 hungry.

01:18:00 [growls]

01:18:01 [glass shatters]

01:18:02 [door creaks]

01:18:04 - God damn it, Seth.

01:18:07 [sighs]

01:18:09 - Sorry, kid.

01:18:11 I'm actually gonna miss you, man, you know?

01:18:13 It's crazy how you get attached to so much shit.

01:18:17 - Bud?

01:18:20 - Huh?

01:18:22 - You cut my head off.

01:18:23 I thought we were friends.

01:18:25 - Uh, I--you rushed me.

01:18:27 It's--it's just reaction.

01:18:29 That's what I do.

01:18:30 It's in my blood.

01:18:31 It's like, you ever see Tyson?

01:18:33 He--you don't walk up on Tyson either.

01:18:36 - Rancho's complicated, huh?

01:18:38 - Yeah, friendships are complicated.

01:18:42 - All right, wait, follow my voice.

01:18:44 Left, there, yep, okay, easy.

01:18:46 No, no, no, okay, easy, easy.

01:18:48 [grunts]

01:18:49 Okay, here we go.

01:18:50 - Take a step.

01:18:51 - Okay, gentle.

01:18:53 Gentle.

01:18:55 Still fits.

01:18:59 - What--

01:19:01 [grunts]

01:19:04 - Oh, it's been quite the week.

01:19:06 - Yeah, it has.

01:19:08 You good?

01:19:09 - How do I look?

01:19:10 - You look all right.

01:19:11 - Yeah, you swear?

01:19:13 - Yeah.

01:19:14 - Sorry, just kidding.

01:19:16 Too soon, too soon.

01:19:17 - All right, all right.

01:19:18 - All right.

01:19:19 [tires screech]

01:19:20 Hey, I'm really sorry I tried to eat you.

01:19:22 - Hey, look, how about we not report this to Seeger

01:19:24 until Monday, all right?

01:19:25 - Seeger, shit.

01:19:27 Oh, what, you don't think he's gonna notice?

01:19:29 What, am I just supposed to wear turtlenecks from now on?

01:19:32 I mean, I do look good in a T-neck,

01:19:34 but that's not sustainable.

01:19:37 Wait, where are we going?

01:19:38 - Going to get my family back.

01:19:40 Have to stop at my place and get some information.

01:19:42 Yo, what's going on with your neck?

01:19:44 Is it repairing itself?

01:19:45 - Oh, I actually think it is.

01:19:47 Okay, just be careful.

01:19:49 Don't go over any speed bumps.

01:19:51 [thud]

01:19:52 - Damn.

01:19:53 Damn.

01:19:54 My bad.

01:19:56 [engine rumbles]

01:19:59 - You have a driving problem.

01:20:03 You know that, right?

01:20:04 - I gotta go to apartment 19.

01:20:06 I'll be back in five.

01:20:08 [door opens]

01:20:10 [door closes]

01:20:12 [door opens]

01:20:14 [door closes]

01:20:15 - Heather, just moved in.

01:20:16 Leaving so soon?

01:20:17 - Bud, just listen to me.

01:20:20 [grunts]

01:20:21 Look, we need to talk.

01:20:23 - Talk? Vampires just kidnapped my family.

01:20:25 You wanna talk?

01:20:26 - Look, I didn't have a choice, okay?

01:20:27 - I don't give a rat's ass.

01:20:28 [grunting]

01:20:31 [grunting]

01:20:34 [grunting]

01:20:37 [grunts]

01:20:38 [thud]

01:20:39 - This is stupid, Bud.

01:20:40 Let me at least explain.

01:20:42 [grunting]

01:20:45 [grunts]

01:20:47 - Okay, listen.

01:20:48 Because of you, my family got kidnapped.

01:20:51 And my friend is dead.

01:20:53 Or undead.

01:20:54 So look, I don't want no problems.

01:20:55 I just--

01:20:56 [grunting]

01:20:57 [thud]

01:20:58 [grunts]

01:20:59 - That's what she does, Bud.

01:21:00 She turns people against their will.

01:21:02 I wasn't even a familiar.

01:21:04 She just--just did this to me.

01:21:06 You think I wanna work for a monster like her?

01:21:08 - Then why do you?

01:21:09 [grunts]

01:21:10 [glass shatters]

01:21:11 [gun cocks]

01:21:14 - She's my maker, okay?

01:21:15 - What?

01:21:16 - And an uber-vamp.

01:21:17 Look, she forced me to get close to you.

01:21:19 She wanted to get back at you for what you did to her.

01:21:21 - What you talking about?

01:21:23 - She just--

01:21:24 she just wanted to know how to hurt you.

01:21:27 - Why?

01:21:29 [thud]

01:21:30 [thud]

01:21:31 [thud]

01:21:32 [thud]

01:21:33 - So you're just gonna light your finger on fire, huh?

01:21:36 [scoffs]

01:21:37 [sighs]

01:21:43 - You killed a vampire on Monday, didn't you?

01:21:45 Sweet old lady?

01:21:46 - Not so sweet, actually.

01:21:48 - That was Audrey's daughter.

01:21:51 - Daughter?

01:21:53 How?

01:21:54 - When she came over,

01:21:55 she had a little girl that she had to leave behind,

01:21:57 so by the time they went back, found her, and turned her,

01:22:00 she was old.

01:22:01 - And I killed her.

01:22:02 - And you killed her.

01:22:03 - And now they got peas in vessels.

01:22:05 - I'm sorry.

01:22:07 - Hey, bud?

01:22:08 I don't feel so good.

01:22:10 Uh, could you hold my head for a little?

01:22:13 [thud]

01:22:14 [thud]

01:22:15 [thud]

01:22:16 - Holy shit.

01:22:17 [footsteps approaching]

01:22:20 - You're walking on sacred ground.

01:22:24 You should be honored.

01:22:26 - Where are you taking us?

01:22:28 - Why, are you frightened?

01:22:30 - No, he shouldn't be.

01:22:31 - Well, then you don't know me that well, Paige.

01:22:33 - Ah!

01:22:34 [thud]

01:22:35 - Why are you doing this?

01:22:37 - Paige, don't talk to her!

01:22:38 - She has a right to know.

01:22:41 - You don't get to decide!

01:22:42 - Ah, ah!

01:22:43 - I had a daughter once, feisty like you.

01:22:49 I wanted to make a better world for her,

01:22:51 a world where she could be free from hiding.

01:22:55 But your father took that away from me.

01:22:58 Now, you see, it's only fair I take you away from him.

01:23:01 - If you hurt her, I'll kill you.

01:23:04 - But I'm already dead.

01:23:07 I'm not gonna hurt her, Mr. Bonski.

01:23:09 I'm gonna make sure no one can ever hurt her again.

01:23:12 You should thank me.

01:23:14 A war is coming,

01:23:15 and your little girl's gonna be on the winning side.

01:23:19 - No!

01:23:20 - Paige!

01:23:21 [footsteps approaching]

01:23:23 - Let me go!

01:23:25 No, no!

01:23:27 [dramatic music]

01:23:30 ♪ ♪

01:23:35 - Come on.

01:23:36 ♪ ♪

01:23:39 - Seth, hold your head still.

01:23:41 - Looks like they've turned him with uber blood,

01:23:43 so he'll be unpredictable for a while.

01:23:45 He'll get under control eventually.

01:23:47 - [sighs]

01:23:49 - Here.

01:23:50 - Oh, pescatarian.

01:23:52 - Come on.

01:23:54 - Mm. - There you go.

01:23:55 - Mm. Mm.

01:23:57 - The hunters are always complaining

01:23:59 about L.A. running dry.

01:24:00 That's what Audrey's trying to change.

01:24:02 - Oh, it's, like, sweet, but, like, a little tangy.

01:24:05 Oh, that's nice.

01:24:06 [gags] Oh, yeah, get inside of me.

01:24:07 - She used her cover as a realtor

01:24:08 to buy up these properties all over the valley

01:24:10 and move vamps back in amongst the rest of us.

01:24:12 Within a year, all vamp activity in L.A.

01:24:14 will be traceable to her, sitting at the top.

01:24:17 - Not if I get to her first.

01:24:19 - I'll lead the way.

01:24:20 - All right, I'm coming too.

01:24:22 - No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:24:23 Hell no, Seth, look, you got too much energy right now.

01:24:25 You fresh off some blood.

01:24:26 I want you to switch up on me

01:24:27 and try to bite my kidneys out.

01:24:28 - No, no, bud, listen, they tortured me.

01:24:30 Okay, they drank my blood.

01:24:31 They--they cut my head off.

01:24:34 I guess technically you cut my head off,

01:24:36 but they--they turned me into this, okay?

01:24:38 I want to help take her down.

01:24:39 - Okay, we'll get you changed,

01:24:41 head back to my spot, and we'll gear up.

01:24:43 - Oh, right now?

01:24:44 - Yeah, right now.

01:24:45 - Well, it's dark out.

01:24:46 That's like a suicide mission.

01:24:49 - Welcome to the motherfucking night shift.

01:24:52 [rock music]

01:24:55 ♪ ♪

01:24:57 - ♪ Body count, body count ♪

01:24:59 ♪ Body count, body count ♪

01:25:01 - Yeah, motherfucker!

01:25:03 - ♪ Body count, body count ♪

01:25:04 ♪ Body count, body count ♪

01:25:07 - ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:25:09 ♪ Body count, body count's in the house ♪

01:25:11 - ♪ Body count, body count's in the house ♪

01:25:14 ♪ Body count, body count's in the house ♪

01:25:18 [gunshots]

01:25:20 - Hey.

01:25:21 - Oh, shit.

01:25:22 - Oh, they got me.

01:25:23 - Stop. Calm down.

01:25:25 - Hey.

01:25:26 - They're expecting humans, okay?

01:25:27 It's lead. It can't hurt you.

01:25:28 - Really?

01:25:29 - Yes, but hey, let it make you mad.

01:25:32 - ♪ Body count, body count ♪

01:25:34 ♪ Body count, body count ♪

01:25:36 ♪ ♪

01:25:41 - No!

01:25:42 [grunting]

01:25:44 [screaming]

01:25:47 [gunshots]

01:25:50 - ♪ Body count, body count ♪

01:25:52 ♪ Body count, body count's in the house ♪

01:25:54 - Oh, shit.

01:25:55 - ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:25:57 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:00 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:02 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:04 - [screaming]

01:26:07 - ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:10 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:12 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:15 ♪ ♪

01:26:17 - [grunts]

01:26:18 - ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:19 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:21 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:23 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:25 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:27 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:29 ♪ Body count's in the house ♪

01:26:31 - You okay?

01:26:32 [gunshots]

01:26:35 - This one actually hurts shit.

01:26:36 Ah, ah, ah!

01:26:38 [gunshots]

01:26:41 [gunshots]

01:26:47 - [screams]

01:26:48 - Bud, what do we do?

01:26:49 We're surrounded.

01:26:50 [gunshots]

01:26:53 [explosion]

01:26:56 [tires screeching]

01:26:59 [dramatic music]

01:27:02 ♪ ♪

01:27:09 ♪ ♪

01:27:12 - Black cowboy.

01:27:14 ♪ ♪

01:27:17 Get out.

01:27:18 [gunshots]

01:27:21 ♪ ♪

01:27:28 [gunshots]

01:27:31 ♪ ♪

01:27:38 - Oh, shit.

01:27:40 - How'd he get here?

01:27:42 - The snowflake.

01:27:44 - I might have texted him.

01:27:46 - Welcome to the fucking union, brother.

01:27:48 - Thank you. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:27:49 If you don't get your hands-- - Oh, sorry.

01:27:51 - He's telling us where to go. - Sorry, sorry.

01:27:52 - Come on, big J.

01:27:53 - After you.

01:27:54 ♪ ♪

01:28:01 - Bud, in the back.

01:28:05 Look for the staircase.

01:28:06 That's the entrance.

01:28:07 That's the staircase, and that's the entrance to our tunnels.

01:28:09 Just keep going down, and you'll find her.

01:28:11 There is a faster way down, but you wouldn't survive it.

01:28:13 - We survive everything.

01:28:15 You see me find the bear, you go hunting on me.

01:28:17 - You two go ahead. We'll catch up.

01:28:19 ♪ ♪

01:28:20 [screams]

01:28:23 - Come on. Let's get cracking.

01:28:25 ♪ ♪

01:28:33 ♪ ♪

01:28:40 [whistles]

01:28:46 [gunshots]

01:28:49 [screaming]

01:28:52 [gunshots]

01:28:55 - Just like old times.

01:28:57 - I'm out.

01:28:58 ♪ ♪

01:29:00 - Look at this shit here. Jackpot.

01:29:02 - Man, look at all this gear.

01:29:05 - Okay.

01:29:08 Ah, shit. Look at this.

01:29:10 All this sunscreen.

01:29:11 Vaps running around in the day.

01:29:13 She could take over the valley.

01:29:15 ♪ ♪

01:29:18 - Have him, J.

01:29:20 Okay.

01:29:21 Oh, shit.

01:29:23 I see you.

01:29:24 He didn't know, did he?

01:29:26 He didn't know.

01:29:28 - Whoo!

01:29:29 - Get him, Jack.

01:29:31 - Ah!

01:29:33 - Stay down, fool.

01:29:34 - Yo, you did that without even stretching, huh?

01:29:38 [gunshot]

01:29:39 - That was my weak leg.

01:29:41 - See all this?

01:29:43 Huh?

01:29:44 All these guns?

01:29:46 - Check it out.

01:29:47 Silver tip wooden bullets.

01:29:48 Vampire killers.

01:29:49 - What's that about?

01:29:52 She a heifer?

01:29:53 - Nah.

01:29:54 A heifer is bigger than this brother.

01:29:55 But either way, that bitch got her ass whoopin' comin'.

01:30:00 - Hmm.

01:30:02 ♪ ♪

01:30:09 - Get lay down here.

01:30:16 Let's get crackin'.

01:30:18 - Just like old times.

01:30:22 [inhales]

01:30:25 - He's coming.

01:30:27 I can smell him.

01:30:29 - I don't know how all this works,

01:30:31 but I know my husband,

01:30:33 and he's gonna murder you.

01:30:35 - Ex-husband.

01:30:36 - See, now you're just being a bitch.

01:30:38 Trae me lo.

01:30:40 Bitch.

01:30:43 [inhales]

01:30:44 [door creaks]

01:30:46 [panting]

01:30:49 [eerie music]

01:30:51 - Place ain't creepy at all.

01:30:53 - Tell me about it.

01:30:55 Here we go.

01:30:57 ♪ ♪

01:31:04 [dramatic music]

01:31:11 ♪ ♪

01:31:19 [growling]

01:31:22 [gunshots]

01:31:25 [screaming]

01:31:28 - Hey!

01:31:29 [screaming]

01:31:32 [gunshots]

01:31:35 ♪ ♪

01:31:42 [growling]

01:31:47 ♪ ♪

01:31:54 - Trae!

01:31:56 ♪ ♪

01:32:03 - That's how we do, baby.

01:32:14 You know how we do it.

01:32:15 We bag 'em, and we tag 'em.

01:32:17 That's how we get it done.

01:32:19 What's going on with you, G?

01:32:21 - Ain't nothing going on, man.

01:32:22 You know ain't nothing wrong with me, man.

01:32:23 - What's up, baby? You all right?

01:32:24 - Shit, you know they can't fuck with me, boy.

01:32:26 - Okay, I get all that, but why you leaning like that?

01:32:28 - We done been battle-tested.

01:32:29 This don't mean nothing.

01:32:30 It's nothing but a flesh wound, dog.

01:32:32 - Okay.

01:32:33 Still, that don't look too good.

01:32:34 Come on, come on, let's get him out of here.

01:32:36 All right, come on.

01:32:38 Wake up inside.

01:32:39 We gotta get you up out of here.

01:32:40 Come on, man.

01:32:41 [grunts]

01:32:42 [gunshots]

01:32:44 [gunshot]

01:32:46 - Hey, John, what the hell is you doing?

01:32:47 - I'm saving your black ass.

01:32:48 - What are you talking about?

01:32:49 - Man, you go get your family right now.

01:32:51 I got this. - We can't do it like this.

01:32:52 - You know I work alone.

01:32:55 - You crazy motherfucker. - Go.

01:32:57 - You better stay alive. - Go!

01:33:00 I'll be here waiting for you.

01:33:02 [tires screeching]

01:33:05 [tires screeching]

01:33:06 [growling]

01:33:07 - All right, motherfuckers, come on!

01:33:09 [gunshots]

01:33:12 [gunshots]

01:33:15 [dramatic music]

01:33:18 ♪ ♪

01:33:25 [gunshots]

01:33:28 ♪ ♪

01:33:35 ♪ ♪

01:33:42 [breathing heavily]

01:33:44 ♪ ♪

01:33:51 - West side for life!

01:33:53 ♪ ♪

01:33:59 - John.

01:34:02 [grunting]

01:34:05 ♪ ♪

01:34:07 - I'm not supposed to kill you yet,

01:34:09 but you've been a real pain in the ass.

01:34:11 So give me one good reason.

01:34:13 - Burn in hell. - Good enough.

01:34:15 [gunshot]

01:34:16 - [grunts]

01:34:19 ♪ ♪

01:34:26 [tires screeching]

01:34:28 - [screams]

01:34:30 - [grunts]

01:34:33 - Still working on that landing, huh?

01:34:35 - No, I planned it like that.

01:34:36 - Go. We've got him.

01:34:38 ♪ ♪

01:34:45 [grunting]

01:34:48 ♪ ♪

01:34:54 [growling]

01:34:57 ♪ ♪

01:35:02 - [grunts]

01:35:03 - Help!

01:35:05 [grunts]

01:35:06 - Hey, stay back!

01:35:09 - Daddy!

01:35:10 - Jass, you okay?

01:35:12 - [grunts]

01:35:13 - All right, I'll let you go.

01:35:15 A life for a life, whatever hell you have.

01:35:18 - [grunts]

01:35:21 - You took my daughter, Jablonski.

01:35:24 I'm just returning the favor.

01:35:26 - No.

01:35:27 - [grunts]

01:35:28 - Baby!

01:35:29 - [grunts]

01:35:32 - What do you think, muñeca?

01:35:34 I'm gonna kill your daddy,

01:35:36 then I'm gonna make you drink your mean old mommy,

01:35:38 and then I'm gonna be your new improved mommy.

01:35:42 How does that sound?

01:35:44 - I hate you.

01:35:45 - That's not very nice.

01:35:47 - And I hate you too.

01:35:49 [gunshot]

01:35:51 [growling]

01:35:54 [gunshot]

01:35:57 [grunting]

01:36:00 - Daddy!

01:36:02 - [panting]

01:36:05 [rock music]

01:36:08 ♪ ♪

01:36:15 [grunting]

01:36:18 ♪ ♪

01:36:25 [grunting]

01:36:28 ♪ ♪

01:36:35 [grunting]

01:36:38 - [panting]

01:36:41 - Should've just gotten another job.

01:36:43 [grunting]

01:36:45 - [grunts]

01:36:46 - Baby, get up!

01:36:47 - Come on, Daddy, get up!

01:36:48 - Baby, I'm trying.

01:36:49 - Try harder!

01:36:50 - Okay.

01:36:51 [grunting]

01:36:54 ♪ ♪

01:36:59 [growling]

01:37:02 ♪ ♪

01:37:07 - [speaking Spanish]

01:37:10 - [speaking Spanish]

01:37:13 - [grunts]

01:37:15 [growling]

01:37:17 - That's what you get.

01:37:18 - Perra.

01:37:20 - Hello!

01:37:21 - [grunts]

01:37:23 - Mommy!

01:37:24 - [grunting]

01:37:27 ♪ ♪

01:37:33 - [grunts]

01:37:34 - [screams]

01:37:35 ♪ ♪

01:37:43 - [grunts]

01:37:46 ♪ ♪

01:37:53 - [grunting]

01:37:56 ♪ ♪

01:38:00 - Wood to the heart, silver to the neck.

01:38:04 ♪ ♪

01:38:10 [laughing]

01:38:13 ♪ ♪

01:38:19 - [speaking Spanish]

01:38:21 ♪ ♪

01:38:28 [heart beating]

01:38:31 ♪ ♪

01:38:38 [eerie music]

01:38:41 ♪ ♪

01:38:48 - Pinch it, fool boy.

01:38:50 - The best.

01:38:52 ♪ ♪

01:38:57 - Y'all good?

01:38:58 - [panting]

01:39:01 - Works every time.

01:39:02 - Let's go.

01:39:03 ♪ ♪

01:39:08 - Come on, baby, let's go.

01:39:10 ♪ ♪

01:39:12 All right.

01:39:13 ♪ ♪

01:39:15 - Hey, where's Seth?

01:39:16 - Hey. - Whoa, whoa!

01:39:17 - No, no, no, no, no.

01:39:18 Hey, babe, babe, babe, no, no.

01:39:19 They're the good vampires.

01:39:21 That's my girl Heather.

01:39:22 That's my guy Seth.

01:39:24 - Hey, whose arm is that?

01:39:26 - Oh, sorry.

01:39:28 Um, but, but...

01:39:30 got my first pair of fangs.

01:39:31 - Mm. - Oh.

01:39:33 That's big money right there.

01:39:34 - Guess what? - What's that?

01:39:36 - I didn't pee myself this time.

01:39:37 - Get out.

01:39:38 - Vampires don't pee or poop.

01:39:40 - No, they don't.

01:39:41 - Please let me just have this little victory.

01:39:44 - Of course you can. Come on, let's go.

01:39:46 ♪ ♪

01:39:48 - Do they really not pee or poop?

01:39:50 - Does that mean they're full of shit?

01:39:52 - Language.

01:39:54 ♪ ♪

01:40:01 - Big John.

01:40:03 I miss you, baby.

01:40:05 - Wow.

01:40:07 ♪ ♪

01:40:12 Oh, no.

01:40:13 - What?

01:40:15 It's got good energy in that.

01:40:17 ♪ ♪

01:40:20 - All right.

01:40:22 - We were hiding right over there.

01:40:24 Right over there.

01:40:25 - You're blocking me!

01:40:27 - Seeker?

01:40:28 What the hell you doing walking on fast like that?

01:40:31 - Some shoe blue song.

01:40:33 - And you.

01:40:35 What are you, sick?

01:40:37 - That pink eye.

01:40:38 It's when poop particles get in your eye.

01:40:41 - Where's Big John?

01:40:43 - [sighs]

01:40:45 [phone ringing]

01:40:46 - Oh, God damn it!

01:40:50 I did you a solid.

01:40:51 But now you have graciously returned the favor.

01:40:55 Because after the shit you pulled here tonight,

01:40:57 I never have to deal with you again.

01:41:00 For starters, flagrantly violating Code 682,

01:41:04 operating outside of your shift.

01:41:07 - Actually, sir, if I may,

01:41:08 Code 741 states that if a hunter is in a 911 situation,

01:41:12 he may circumvent his normal operating hours

01:41:14 so long as he notifies the union before entering,

01:41:16 which he did.

01:41:17 - Thank you.

01:41:18 Thank you for that.

01:41:19 There's also Code 584.

01:41:20 Unlawful termination of familiars

01:41:22 without prior authorization.

01:41:24 - Yes, sir, that is correct.

01:41:25 But Section 4 states when fired upon,

01:41:27 a hunter is lawfully allowed to return fire,

01:41:30 which is what happened here.

01:41:32 - Code 424!

01:41:33 A union hunter must make all reasonable efforts

01:41:35 to limit collateral damage to property

01:41:38 while engaging in a hunt.

01:41:40 Boom!

01:41:41 - Sir, Code 4-- - I got this.

01:41:43 Code 424 was rescinded by the national office in January.

01:41:48 Boom.

01:41:49 Boom.

01:41:50 - Someone's been doing some reading.

01:41:51 - Yeah, saw it on the news last--

01:41:53 - Yeah, I see what's going on here.

01:41:55 Mm-hmm.

01:41:56 Loopholes.

01:41:58 Think you're smarter than me?

01:42:00 Then you can probably spell "traitor."

01:42:04 - Sure.

01:42:05 T-R-A-I-T-O-R.

01:42:07 What was the point of that?

01:42:09 [upbeat music]

01:42:12 - Carol's keeping her fucking desk!

01:42:15 - Good! She can have it!

01:42:17 I'm a field man now!

01:42:18 Mowing down vans with my best friend Bud!

01:42:21 - [chuckles]

01:42:24 - That felt good.

01:42:25 [laughs]

01:42:26 - Yeah.

01:42:27 - Wait, shit, what are you gonna do about the money, though?

01:42:29 - Oh, I'm good.

01:42:31 They're gonna be all right.

01:42:33 And, uh...

01:42:35 Fuck Carol.

01:42:37 - Hey, should I drink Carol?

01:42:39 - No, that's a lot of cholesterol.

01:42:40 - Right. Okay.

01:42:41 Like, I won't go out of my way,

01:42:42 but if, like, there's a chance encounter

01:42:44 outside her house at night or--

01:42:45 - Yeah. - See you guys.

01:42:47 - Bye. - See you guys.

01:42:49 - What about us?

01:42:52 - What about us?

01:42:53 - Well, I was thinking, what if we tried this whole,

01:42:55 you know, stay under the same roof type thing,

01:42:58 you know, me cooking breakfast, you know?

01:43:00 - How about we take it one day at a time?

01:43:03 But no more lies.

01:43:04 After what we've seen tonight, there is no reason to lie.

01:43:07 So I ask you a question, and you give me a straight answer.

01:43:11 - I can live under those terms.

01:43:13 - Yeah?

01:43:15 - Yeah, I don't-- I don't think we're there yet.

01:43:17 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

01:43:18 - You gonna leave me like this?

01:43:20 - Mm-hmm.

01:43:22 - Mm.

01:43:25 Jump back on the kiss myself.

01:43:27 - I'm gonna be a vampire hunter too.

01:43:30 - Uh, no. - No.

01:43:33 - Daddy, why do you call me Pickle?

01:43:35 - Oh, because that's what you are, baby.

01:43:37 Sometimes you're a sweet pickle,

01:43:38 sometimes you're a sour pickle,

01:43:40 sometimes you're a salty pickle.

01:43:42 - I love you, Daddy.

01:43:44 [door opens]

01:43:45 [thud]

01:43:47 [dog barking]

01:43:50 - That's what I love about L.A.

01:44:02 All the damn vampires.

01:44:05 [hip-hop music]

01:44:06 - ♪ Every time I turn around ♪

01:44:08 ♪ Every time they hear my sound ♪

01:44:10 ♪ They keep me all up underground ♪

01:44:13 ♪ Still inside the box ♪

01:44:15 ♪ Fuck what they say, just be ♪

01:44:17 ♪ If black folk like it, it's a hit ♪

01:44:20 ♪ How can this true gangster shit hit? ♪

01:44:22 ♪ Still outside the box ♪

01:44:24 ♪ We came from a place where our hearts are pure ♪

01:44:27 ♪ People wanna know what we're marching for ♪

01:44:29 ♪ Grouped up, scooped up all my pals ♪

01:44:32 ♪ Flavor for days, so much style ♪

01:44:34 ♪ They can't even put it in a box now ♪

01:44:36 ♪ Stepped out, gave a smile, wait a while ♪

01:44:39 ♪ Excuse me, Snoopy, can we get a flick? ♪

01:44:41 ♪ I ain't really tripping, gon' take that shit ♪

01:44:44 ♪ Bruh, it's really gon' be 'bout getting love ♪

01:44:47 ♪ And that's only 'cause I give love ♪

01:44:49 ♪ I stand up for it, I'm manned up for it ♪

01:44:52 ♪ Like a brother post-2, went through, go through ♪

01:44:54 ♪ Going through, knowing you, showing you ♪

01:44:56 ♪ Flowing through, and the mental to grow into ♪

01:44:58 ♪ Let bygones be bygones ♪

01:45:00 ♪ So you can be an icon like I done ♪

01:45:03 ♪ Every time I turn around ♪

01:45:05 ♪ Every time they hear my sound ♪

01:45:07 ♪ They get me all up underground ♪

01:45:09 ♪ Still inside the box ♪

01:45:12 ♪ Own it like I want it, that's 24/7 ♪

01:45:14 ♪ Me and my dawgs on the highway to heaven ♪

01:45:17 ♪ Just put a phone call on 7-11, it's a trifecta ♪

01:45:20 ♪ Me, Jasmine, and Kevin built a massive team ♪

01:45:22 ♪ That's passion-filled ♪

01:45:24 ♪ Do it for the love on top, it's the cream ♪

01:45:26 ♪ I do it 'til I dig that, get enough, run it up ♪

01:45:29 ♪ Break enough, make enough to give back ♪

01:45:31 ♪ Bruh, it's really gon' be 'bout getting love ♪

01:45:34 ♪ And that's only 'cause I give love ♪

01:45:36 ♪ I stand up for what's still outside the box ♪

01:45:40 ♪ Mowing down fans with my best friend, Buck ♪

01:45:47 ♪ Hit me ♪

01:45:48 ♪ Mowing down fans with my best friend, Buck ♪

01:45:58 ♪ Hit me ♪

01:45:59 ♪ ♪

01:46:14 ♪ Best friend, Buck ♪

01:46:16 ♪ Best friend, Buck ♪

01:46:18 ♪ Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck ♪

01:46:22 ♪ Buck ♪

01:46:23 ♪ Mowing down fans with my best friend, Buck ♪

01:46:45 ♪ Hit me ♪

01:46:47 ♪ ♪

01:46:53 ♪ Mowing down fans with my best friend, Buck ♪

01:46:56 ♪ Hit me ♪

01:46:57 ♪ Yeah, hey, I think I just missed my flight ♪

01:47:14 ♪ Pre-rave revo, just see through the lights ♪

01:47:16 ♪ I'ma need some Advil and Pedialyte ♪

01:47:18 ♪ 'Cause we been on champagne all damn night ♪

01:47:20 ♪ It's a masquerade, came 30 deep in the Escalade ♪

01:47:24 ♪ Then I told her she better bring her friends ♪

01:47:26 ♪ I'm stuck in the middle like Malcolm X ♪

01:47:28 ♪ That's my best friend, nowhere near ♪

01:47:32 ♪ But if I did, then, bud, I'd have to be my best man ♪

01:47:35 ♪ Hit me ♪

01:47:36 ♪ ♪

01:47:42 ♪ Mowing down fans with my best friend, Buck ♪

01:47:50 ♪ Hit me ♪

01:47:51 ♪ Mowing down fans with my best friend, Buck ♪

01:48:02 ♪ Hit me ♪

01:48:03 ♪ ♪

01:48:10 ♪ ♪

01:48:17 ♪ ♪

01:48:23 ♪ ♪

01:48:29 ♪ ♪

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