First broadcast 11th December 2011.

In a world where people's lives consist of riding exercise bikes to gain credits, Bing tries to help a woman get on to a singing competition show.

Daniel Kaluuya ... Bing
Jessica Brown Findlay ... Abi
Rupert Everett ... Judge Hope
Julia Davis ... Judge Charity
Ashley Thomas ... Judge Wraith
Paul Popplewell ... Dustin
Isabella Laughland ... Swift
David Fynn ... Oliver
Colin Michael Carmichael ... Kai (as Colin Carmichael)
Hannah John-Kamen ... Selma Telse
Kerrie Hayes ... Glee
Eugene O'Hare ... Hammond
Jaimi Barbakoff ... Anna
Merce Ribot ... Big Shot Registration Lady
Matthew Burgess ... Botherguts Host
Laura Power ... Interviewer
Matt Stokoe ... Guard
Chloe Driver ... Cleaner
Bryony Francis ... Sex Worker
Chris Martin Hill ... Police Officer 840
Emma Holmes ... Botherguts Fat Girl
Alan Lambie ... Rude Dancer
Brian Shaw ... Cyclist