Haroon Ka Agha Majid Par Kursi Torne Ka Ilzam, Dr. Shaheer Ka Kalam Farba Logo Ke Naam
Haroon Ka Agha Majid Par Kursi Torne Ka Ilzam, Dr. Shaheer Ka Kalam Farba Logo Ke Naam
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 Now we have Dr. Tahir Shaheer with us.
00:06 - Wow! - And he is very naughty.
00:09 And he will recite a poem to us
00:12 which will set us on fire and make us laugh.
00:15 But before going to the doctor, I want to say something.
00:17 No, you just have to listen.
00:18 No, I will listen but first you listen to me.
00:20 When you feel like it, you stop me.
00:22 You have to be a female angel for a minute and I am the doctor.
00:27 So you stop me here and say, "Min, min, min."
00:29 "Min, min, min."
00:30 So this is the impact that Malaika has had on the doctor.
00:36 I saw it myself. What is this, doctor?
00:39 I recited a poem to him.
00:40 What poem did you recite?
00:42 Shall I recite it?
00:43 I thought it was a poem between you two.
00:46 I recited it in a very bad language.
00:48 "Min, min, min."
00:49 Yes.
00:50 "I enjoy your disloyalty so much."
00:53 - Oh! - Wow!
00:55 "What would have happened if you were loyal?"
00:58 - Oh! - Wow!
00:59 Basically, it means that I enjoy your disloyalty
01:01 but if you were loyal, then wow!
01:03 No, I am not.
01:05 You are a brave woman.
01:06 I don't understand what you are saying.
01:08 But doctor, what was so funny about it?
01:11 No, no, no. I was not laughing at all.
01:13 You have misunderstood.
01:15 Why are you hiding it?
01:16 - Sir, look at Gokha. - Yes.
01:21 It looks like a shining goddess is sitting on top of him.
01:26 Gokha looks like a goat with a big mouth.
01:28 No one knows that such a man is wearing a waistcoat
01:31 and is welcoming the bride.
01:35 Look at him.
01:38 He looks like a married man.
01:40 Gokha, did the tailor keep the curtain up for you?
01:45 You should have worn something else.
01:47 It looks like a sweet shop has opened in the village.
01:50 You should have touched him like this.
01:54 No.
01:55 And that's how the groom's wife
01:59 gives the bride to the groom's wife.
02:01 "Come, Namiya. Come here."
02:02 Yes, tell us.
02:08 My poem is called 'Muttapa'.
02:10 Yes.
02:10 Every man cries when he is about to die.
02:13 Every man cries when he is about to die.
02:17 Look at him. He is speaking against the truth.
02:19 It's not a sin to be fat.
02:22 It's not a sin.
02:23 It's not a sin to be fat.
02:25 The mouth is never empty.
02:27 Yes.
02:29 And the suit with the thorn is very attractive to the fat man.
02:31 That's fine.
02:34 It's not a big deal. The angel will come.
02:36 I am just supporting him.
02:40 It's true.
02:41 The people of Farba wear a very attractive suit.
02:44 - It's a little attractive. - Yes, it's very attractive.
02:46 The suit with the thorn is very attractive to the fat man.
02:49 But it doesn't make the fat man tired.
02:52 Is he praising me?
02:54 Sir, don't support us.
02:57 And the suit with the thorn is very attractive to the fat man.
03:01 The suit with the thorn is very attractive to the fat man.
03:04 It's a sign of a businessman.
03:06 - Wow. - Wow.
03:08 It's a sign of a businessman.
03:11 The fat man doesn't need to cry in the cold.
03:13 The fat man doesn't need to cry in the cold.
03:16 He is a donkey.
03:17 The fat man doesn't need to cry in the cold.
03:22 The suit with the thorn is an identity of a businessman.
03:24 - Wow. - Wow.
03:26 And the fat man is the pride of the society.
03:29 - Yes. - The fat man is the pride of the society.
03:32 He eats and drinks on the floor.
03:34 - Yes. - Wow.
03:36 And he has a good eye sight.
03:40 The fat men don't doubt the wives.
03:42 - Wow. - Wow.
03:44 And the smart ones live in the day.
03:47 - Wow. - Wow.
03:48 - Oh. - Oh.
03:51 I am hungry.
03:52 The smart ones live in the day.
03:55 The fat men live in the day.
03:57 - Wow. - Wow.
04:00 Wow.
04:02 And the fat men don't even touch the wooden seat.
04:04 (Laughing)
04:06 Doctor, you have come down on rudeness.
04:08 (Laughing)
04:10 The seats will break if you touch them.
04:12 (Laughing)
04:13 The fat men don't even touch the wooden seat.
04:16 And they don't even touch the nose of anything.
04:18 (Laughing)
04:19 I had done a play here.
04:22 In which there was a scientist.
04:25 - Yes. - I had seen this play.
04:28 And a man said, "Nothing has happened."
04:31 - Yes. - Yes.
04:32 - You remember? - Yes.
04:33 And even a kid doesn't lie to such a man.
04:35 He is very sharp.
04:37 (Laughing)
04:38 (Applauding)
04:42 I remember a 13 year old saying.
04:43 Okay, kids say such things.
04:45 (Laughing)
04:46 So that all the conspiracies are done.
04:48 - Yes. - Every other day, fat men have a feast.
04:51 I remember from the feasts.
04:53 I have a friend.
04:54 Since he is a public figure, I won't take his name.
04:57 - Yes. - He is very strict.
04:59 So he invited us.
05:01 So in the feasts, he kept 'phirni' as a dessert.
05:06 So 'kheer' and 'phirni' are very good with 'naan'.
05:09 - Wow. - So his wife made it.
05:11 She made it very delicious.
05:12 So now it was over.
05:13 So I got a little bit of it in the bowl.
05:16 I took a bite of the 'naan' and started eating it.
05:18 Now it was over.
05:20 So when he came to me, he said,
05:22 "I liked it a lot."
05:23 I said, "Are you eating?"
05:25 I said, "Yes."
05:26 I said, "Two or three for us."
05:28 "Okay, leave it."
05:29 (Laughing)
05:32 He said, "I will eat it with my heart."
05:35 You also say, "Let me cook a lot."
05:37 (Laughing)
05:38 Mr. Agha has invited me once.
05:40 - Really? - He kept it on the table.
05:43 If you need anything else, you can try.
05:45 (Laughing)
05:48 Yes.
05:49 I am a professional wrestler.
05:52 I always order a diet bottle at the end.
05:55 - Really? - Yes.
05:56 - Diet bottle? - Yes.
05:57 No, I am fat.
05:59 (Laughing)
06:00 First, he puts his hand on his fat head.
06:03 First, he puts his hand on his fat head.
06:05 He also gets a sofa seat.
06:07 (Laughing)
06:09 And he also gets a 100 in the head.
06:11 - He doesn't have a head? - No.
06:13 He has a 100 in his head.
06:16 He doesn't have a head.
06:18 No, no.
06:20 I just do this.
06:22 Yes.
06:23 (Laughing)
06:25 You are so smart.
06:26 You have worked hard for 14 years.
06:28 (Laughing)
06:29 - Enjoy it. - Please forgive me.
06:31 (Laughing)
06:33 That's why all the fat people are always happy.
06:36 That's why all the fat people are always happy.
06:40 They are not afraid of becoming fat.
06:42 (Laughing)
06:43 And the last line is,
06:44 "My wife doesn't call me a dry man."
06:47 Wow.
06:47 "Every girl calls a fat man a big liar."
06:50 (Laughing)
06:51 Wow.
06:52 (Applauding)
06:55 How did you like this line?
06:56 - It's very nice. - It's very nice.
06:58 I can relate to what he said.
07:00 I have ordered a diet bottle with Nihari.
07:04 The plate in which Nihari comes is called Tassla.
07:06 - Yes. - I ordered a diet bottle with Tassla.
07:08 And the Pakistanis think that
07:10 if you eat a kilo of Karahi, you will get a cut if you drink green tea.
07:12 (Laughing)
07:13 I have often seen that the people who are very heavy
07:17 ask a question to reduce their weight.
07:20 What should you eat to lose weight?
07:21 (Laughing)
07:23 This is also a pertinent question.
07:25 How can a person lose 5-6 kilos in 10 days?
07:28 (Laughing)
07:29 Fat people, you see people in the morning.
07:33 Yes.
07:34 They go to the market and open their houses.
07:38 (Laughing)
07:40 To reduce weight, people do this in the park.
07:44 (Imitating sound)
07:45 (Laughing)
07:47 And they go to the park and say,
07:49 "I didn't want to breathe."
07:51 (Laughing)
07:53 Mr. Arun, I will recite a poem in Farsi.
07:56 Yes, please.
07:57 (Speaking in Farsi)
08:01 - Yes. - Yes.
08:02 (Speaking in Farsi)
08:06 (Speaking in Farsi)
08:09 (Speaking in Farsi)
08:11 (Speaking in Farsi)
08:15 (Speaking in Farsi)
08:17 (Speaking in Farsi)
08:23 (Speaking in Farsi)
08:26 (Applause)
08:30 We have Amanat Ali with us today.
08:32 - Oh, yes. - What a problem.
08:34 Why do you do this to us?
08:36 Because I am alone.
08:38 (Laughing)
08:41 So, is it Ibrahar or Sajjad today?
08:43 (Laughing)
08:44 Whose song have you brought today?
08:45 I have brought my brother Sajjad Ali's song.
08:47 (Laughing)
08:48 He said Sajjad Ali later, he said brother first.
08:52 (Laughing)
08:53 Sir, A. R. Bai has not filed a case.
08:55 Sajjad Ali has filed a case.
08:56 (Laughing)
08:57 He has sung a song for him.
08:59 What?
08:59 (Singing)
09:03 He changed the song after seeing Amanat.
09:06 - Really? - Yes.
09:07 (Speaking in Farsi)
09:09 (Laughing)
09:14 You have done justice to him today.
09:17 I have received a message from Sajjad Ali.
09:20 What is it?
09:20 This was my 35th song.
09:23 You sang it, but neither you understood nor we understood.
09:26 (Laughing)
09:30 Viewers, this was today's show.
09:32 We will meet you in the next show.
09:34 Take care of yourself.
09:36 Allah Hafiz.
09:37 Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya
09:39 you