At a barbershop, Bean inadvertently holds the fort for the barber when he is distracted by an important phonecall; resulting in him giving several customers terrible haircuts. Later, Bean heads to a fête, where he cheats at all the games and enters Teddy into a children's pet show, where his inanimacy allows Bean to pass all the obedience tests with flying colours. After a train journey, Bean accidentally loses his ticket and unsuccessfully sneaks out past the station's guard (Robin Driscoll) inside a mail bag.