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01:03 Dave's camera going. Yep. Just fix it
01:15 Oh
01:17 What's up everybody
01:25 No
01:28 Are you reprinting yep pretty right now a lot going on right now
01:34 Minting dogs barking need beatboxing phenomenally. It's back on right ready
01:43 Is
01:45 Jack your dog
01:49 Zach's dog, but we're getting a dog today
01:51 Zach's dog. Did you say do you want to go see dad is that you just said to the dog? Yeah?
01:57 So do you I totally get that Zach's dog Zach's dad. I'm buddy's dad 100%
02:03 Do you call yourself mom yet to the dog or are you guys not at that step? I mean, maybe I'm stepmom
02:09 I'm a newly found mom, but he needs a mom man. Look at him. You need a mom Jack
02:14 I'm gonna I'm just gonna try restarting it one time, right?
02:18 Restart what the computer? All right
02:21 What send me it email it. Maybe I can do it on my phone
02:26 I can just text it to you if you if you're fine with doing that. Well, I don't know that it'll work. I try it
02:31 Do you know how to play? Oh, you mean print from your phone? Yes, okay
02:36 You know how to print from your phone though, right Dave? Yeah, like you can do that. Yeah
02:41 I put all the wrong guys on my bench this week
02:44 So sad same. Well, I'd Kirk cousins
02:48 I know same
02:51 Yeah, I'm Jay Swift
02:58 Sucks bad week. I gave the same team or what? Yeah, it's actually it's sent to me as view only
03:06 Oh
03:08 Sitting here all day. So let's just fucking go. I
03:19 Whatever
03:22 Wait, can you look you look at it on your phone? I have it on computer
03:26 Can you do print layout and then look at it? It's coming. I got it. Oh, let's go
03:32 That might be that might be the slowest printer in history of printers Dave. I don't know what's going on blaming
03:38 I like I don't understand it is printing now double-sided, which sucks ass. That's my fault. But whatever
03:45 Lisa's printing. All right
03:48 BFFs we've had technical difficulty. You're supposed to start 20 minutes a hand up all my fault. We couldn't get the printer to work. I don't know
03:55 Google Docs
03:58 Austin
04:00 Austin Google Docs. I don't know what happened. I was able to figure out I persevered and
04:05 We're ready to go. So you started you started that with a hand up my fault and I was about to be like Dave
04:12 You've been taking so much credit lately so much hand up, but then your reasoning for it being your fault was Austin Austin
04:19 Can you
04:25 This fucking camera to whoever sets up it's like
04:29 That's centered
04:34 Oh my gosh now, this is another the wire pulls the wall God
04:40 There's not a shot
04:48 Maybe hmm house tour. Yeah. Yeah new house tour
04:56 oh
04:58 My god
05:00 This is the real reason why we need a full-time BFFs person is
05:04 What we need a full-time person to live at Dave's and set up the camera properly
05:09 He just he just set it up how it was right before he took it down. It's perfect
05:13 His hats on sideways
05:17 Better perfect. Yeah. Yeah, because whoever
05:20 I'm not gonna point fingers put that camera up there. They didn't on
05:25 They didn't unlike that. The cord is all tanks. We have my attention. It was pulling the camera, correct?
05:31 Yeah, correct. I untangled the cord and now we
05:36 Yeah
05:39 Why the marlins yeah, yeah it is hard
05:43 One two
05:47 Three
05:49 Okay
05:51 Oh, what the fuck? Oh, what is happening this morning?
05:59 I think we need to reset we need to send some good vibes Dave's way
06:02 In Miami that I it's getting the best of me a little bit
06:10 Why just because there's a lot of little whenever you move in a new house
06:14 There's a lot of little quirks that like TVs maybe don't work, right?
06:20 construction on both sides
06:22 Showers don't exactly work, right?
06:25 The toilet is too small
06:28 What do you mean by that? It's just like like my what like it doesn't fit
06:32 My dick doesn't fit in the toilet. You sit down you dick
06:37 You can't piss without it being like
06:47 Right against the bowl so it's like so you you pee sitting down always
06:52 If you're going number two you need you know, you need your number one to have room to
07:00 maneuver
07:03 That's true
07:04 That's true. You don't usually number two without number one. It's right. I think I have a kid combo do I have a fucking kiddie bowl?
07:12 I'm not like some huge dick. It is a problem for anybody anybody so that's an issue
07:18 It's a guy true moved into a new mansion and you don't even like it
07:24 No, I do but it's there's like little things like I'm a huge shower pressure guy and I made that bike as
07:32 Clear as a human can make it like I don't care if I live in a pit
07:38 I'd need water pressure water pressures. No good. They're blaming it on each other like interior decorator, which I don't know what he is
07:45 so there's a bunch of things going on so
07:48 But no the house is beautiful anytime you move into a new house
07:53 I think there's little things and you just could take a deep breath and be like champagne problems, right? It's true
07:59 Yeah, so although the dick not fitting in the toilet is not a champagne problem
08:05 That is a problem for any walk of life and anybody anybody that would be a huge concern
08:10 Correct. So you want to wake up in the morning?
08:13 The first thing you do is get your willy wet by your own piss are all the are all the toilets small
08:18 Yes, but they replace all of them
08:21 But so and now they're fine let it and I thought I was losing my mind because it's like the master bathroom is still not fine
08:28 So I went in like sat in all of them today and I only have that issue in the master
08:35 So there's something off with the master not to mention
08:38 Someone's fighting with you the lights in the master bathroom are too far away from the toilet
08:44 So you walk in at night and then you sit down. It's like you can't read is like little things like that
08:51 Like that, you don't really realize till you're in the midst of living it. Yeah, you gotta live in it for a bit, correct?
08:59 So anyhow, the printer seems to be working now. I have no idea why Austin couldn't get it to work but
09:06 We're good. Okay into the headline. First of all brunette. Oh
09:11 Yes, brunette Brie. Yep. I
09:15 Like it. Thank you. Kind of don't like natural, huh? Yeah back to my regular color. I haven't had that in a cold
09:22 That's your natural. Yeah, it's my natural color. Is it a little darker than your natural though?
09:27 No, this is we went the same color as my root and my eyebrows
09:30 Okay
09:32 I'm Italian
09:34 All right. So into the headlines we go. I'll start off by saying
09:38 Austin did we do we have anything to try to find who we would hire full-time for this thing?
09:46 Did we give that a thought because a lot of people are sending me I'm sure you guys got him to like yeah
09:51 Oh, you did do something. I
09:53 Go I was saying we got a lot of those. Well, I thought the Josh a little bit
09:57 He says gonna put something together. I also put together a thing of like almost job responsibilities
10:02 And then I think the best way to do it would be
10:05 We'll put up actual posting up like we'll put the link in the description. It'll be in the episode
10:10 We'll go through the resumes narrow it down to like people that actually qualified do interviews with top
10:16 How are many people and then once we narrow it down from there? Maybe bring the top five to ten or on the show?
10:23 Okay, so we will have something when the in this show
10:26 Yeah
10:27 on how to apply because I'll tell you how not to apply and I I
10:31 Assume I speak for Bree and Josh you can't just DM like I'm not going through those. That's not how we're gonna do it
10:38 So just DMing me and being like I live breathe die BFFs and I die for this job
10:43 I do not care like I there's no way to go through that process
10:48 You're going to have to follow what Austin's gonna put in and we'll narrow it down
10:52 But just like sending I'd kill for this job. Like I don't care
10:57 Yeah
10:58 when you said you need to
11:00 Eat sleep breathe BFFs people took that as we were just gonna hire someone because they're a fan of the pod
11:05 Which is yeah, that's what I was
11:07 Someone who's qualified and actually has experience. Yeah and like video we don't like who cares
11:12 This is a behind the this isn't like somebody who's trying to you know, be the fourth camera on BFF
11:19 That's not what we're hiring for. So we'll have that info for those people want to apply. I'm on a little tape delay here
11:25 Is it confusing to me?
11:27 Yep, it is like I hear myself talking and then I see myself a second later talking
11:33 I'm just gonna play through it Austin
11:35 We could take you out and put you right back in if you want to do that
11:37 I think it part and then that'll fix it. It should yeah, let's see if that fix
11:41 I see the delay - I see if it's our - we just if you didn't see I was just talking
11:46 No, yeah, we was just ignoring it. It's quite tough to deal with. Oh, it's gonna make you speak slow word like that
11:53 You know, everything's gonna have a little pause
11:55 Bless you, thank you. He's gone
12:00 What a start to this podcast, I mean wow, yeah, what are we 30 minutes?
12:06 It's like 30 minutes in and I don't know started
12:10 We haven't we just talked about Dave's dick in his toilet. Yeah
12:14 Hope he thinks that yeah. Yeah, that's an issue. I would hate to have like a 3 a.m
12:21 Man, I got a tape. Well, I guess I don't really be shit at 3 a.m. Yeah, who takes a shit at 3 a.m
12:27 That's weird. That cuz I see a tie about late
12:30 It's true
12:35 There's not one point in the day
12:36 I'd want to sit down on my toilet and my dick be up against the edge of the seat though with me be peeing on
12:41 My own dick. Yeah, I guess I can't really understand the pain that you boys go through. I see this is why it's it's easy to be
12:47 a woman
12:49 You'll never have to experience your dick going up against the edge of a toilet I think it's worse
12:54 Yeah
13:02 It's the fuck of Miami house, it's bad juju I've been I've done it here this is this
13:07 Watching myself not like my hands have been down for five minutes
13:11 What about did you just take me out or take everybody why don't you try to take everybody out and restart it once okay
13:29 I just took you out. So you wouldn't see yourself. But yeah, but just read totally. Okay, do it
13:35 All right a few moments later. Are we back?
13:38 Yeah, I don't know if I'm working. I can't I don't see me to me. You're still laggy
13:44 Damn, you know what? I think it is Dave. I think your computer is so low a battery right now
13:50 Dogs don't eat cat food
13:55 Okay, well
13:57 So hopefully once it charges up a little bit more should be fine
14:00 But like when it's down that low they kind of like lower the CPU so just doesn't turn the computer off
14:06 That's my own. Yes. That's the only difference between that and every other one that we've ever done was you all battery usually
14:13 So we did it didn't work
14:15 Austin's theory is I have a low computer battery. So I
14:20 Lowered this CPUs
14:24 That's great makes sense, okay. All right. So are we good then? Yeah, you don't gonna be no I don't
14:31 All right
14:34 Do they see me still lagging? Yeah
14:37 Yeah, okay. Well, I'm sorry then we'll try to do our best here, but I'm laggy because
14:42 The theory is my computer has a low battery the usage whatever
14:47 headlines I
14:49 Thought we talked about this last time. Did we not Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are rumored to be hanging out
14:54 I think it's gotten more. No, we didn't talk we
14:57 Recorded
15:03 This is like all I see everywhere yeah
15:06 They haven't been spa together
15:09 But it seems like everyone's talking about it Travis Kelsey scored a touchdown last week
15:13 The announcer did a little like Taylor Swift joke. He's like he found a blank space
15:20 After the Eagles game Jason Kelsey said you know what's going on there and Travies having fun
15:24 So yeah, I don't I don't again. I don't see them as being the natural pair. I think where there's smoke there's fire at this point
15:32 So something's going on because she hasn't denied it in according to Kelly Keegs
15:36 She does deny stuff like this like if it's not the truth. So
15:41 Whatever let her have some fun. Let mother have some fun. He went to her show - I think I mean when you're Taylor Swift
15:49 It's like who do you fucking date?
15:51 He seems she seems like she generally likes that in their feelings artsy fartsy he seems like
16:00 Like I met him nice guy, but like you know the dumb jock type stereotype, so it's not the most obvious fit
16:08 But whatever I'm not against it. Maybe she's switching it up and maybe she'll work out switch up
16:14 Yeah, little more upbeat just fun enjoying life physically active sports guy
16:19 He's a hottie and he's funny cool. I like it
16:22 Though the weird thing about it is like he's he had a dating show at one point. He seems very
16:29 He doesn't seem like somebody who would be into the secret relationship which so far it is but again
16:35 I have no problem with it better than some of the other people. I feel like she's chosen
16:41 Olivia Rodrigo dress the tail Swift rumors and recent interview at liver Rodrigo said she doesn't have beef with anyone
16:47 I don't have beef with everyone. I'm very chill. I keep to myself
16:50 I have my four friends and my mom and that's really the only people I ever talked to there's nothing to say
16:55 Olivia also said many Twitter conspiracy
16:58 Said there are many Twitter conspiracy theories, but she only looks at conspiracy theory about aliens. I don't hate that
17:07 Olivia dress giving up writing credits a Swift on two songs and paramore for one as little caught off guard at the time is very
17:13 Confusing as green and bright-eyed and pushy tailed Olivia also said that she wasn't involved in conversations about amending the credits
17:21 It was more team to team not artist to artist
17:23 That makes sense
17:25 Sure
17:26 I feel like I feel like that makes sense right like when it comes to like credit on
17:29 Song or like who's gonna get like a songwriting credit or stuff like that?
17:32 That's typically not the artists going and talking to Taylor Swift it like I feel like that's very much
17:39 So a team-to-team situation tip. What do you get like paid or something for like if you're on it?
17:45 Is it anything other than just I guess like if you write it for someone? Yeah
17:50 I've been people have offered to me. They're like if you do this
17:54 You'll get like a writing credit on a show or a movie or whatever it is
17:58 And it's like I don't give a fuck about that like they I've heard it posed as it's some great
18:04 Like thing and I've never understood what so great. I saw what songwriting you get paid you do
18:12 So she got a writing credit. She'd get like part of the residuals or something. Yeah
18:16 Yeah, so that's how I mean
18:18 I'm not like
18:19 Performance royalty when a song you wrote is publicly performed or played on Trestor radio online streaming service and of course live venues
18:25 Yeah, okay
18:29 Did Shakira copy Taylor Swift Swifties a claim that Shapiro copied Taylor Swift era's logo after releasing a t-shirt with a similar design
18:35 Call it Shakira's iconic looks of course. She copied her. Yeah, it looks like copied down to the T. Yeah
18:42 I mean it's identical but
18:44 Who cares?
18:47 Yeah, you're gonna you're not like most popular thing
18:50 Yeah, and it's not go. I'm gonna now buy this Shakira and not Taylor Swift. It's not like hurting Taylor. I don't think no
18:58 She just saw a great idea and she was like, oh, let me do a little Iconics look t-shirt, I think I may have
19:04 It's debatable been accused of stealing a potential Taylor Swift look with
19:10 My new era's jacket the back. We did a barstool t-shirt. So
19:14 MTV VMAs and sync reunites in sync was reunited first time in 10 years to war Taylor Swift the best pop album
19:23 Taylor fangirled over in sync and want to know what they were doing
19:27 Reunited it was later revealed sync record their first song together since 2002 better together for new
19:32 Trolls band together movie. So I guess they're in a movie
19:37 Yeah, I mean, I'm it. Were you an NSYNC fan? Yeah, I wasn't monster
19:43 I'm a little bit older like I was more
19:46 like Backstreet Boys
19:49 Okay. Yes. Yeah, I don't think I wasn't I think I missed the mark on NSYNC
19:54 That was Timberlake. I would have thought that was like your jam. I think when I was around Timberlake doing that comedy
20:01 No, I think 30 year olds are more into NSYNC
20:05 I think Timberlake was the comedy romance guy when me and Bri were younger. Yeah, and all the comedy
20:11 He wasn't music you guys know Timberlake sexy back. Yeah. Yeah, like when I was really young when I was really young
20:18 But like I think I always thought he was more famous for like even like you thought Tim Blake was an actor
20:24 Yeah, yeah, maybe
20:26 retire off the show
20:29 You guys think of Timberlake as an actor and dick-in-the-box guy and stuff
20:35 Yeah, you know like friends with benefits. Yeah good movie
20:40 Sexy back is like one of those iconic albums. I know bring in sexy back
20:47 Yeah, but that's I still would think of him as an actor like that tour he went on
20:53 That was the tour for like the year like Timberlake. It's like
20:57 Timberlake like girls going crazy. It's not yeah, not just sexy. Yeah, he has like a bunch of songs
21:04 Yeah, he did when he did the Super Bowl. I was like because remember he did the Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah
21:08 That's what I was like, wait, what?
21:11 That's crazy
21:13 I'm looking up right now all the other songs of timber like Timberlake was the guy he married
21:20 Jessica Beal because he's the guy I'm pretty sure I knew he was a musician like an artist
21:25 But I think I just was like when he was doing a lot more of the comedy romance stuff and like movies
21:32 When I was like, you know paying attention to the pop culture scene finally. Yeah, I feel like when I was younger
21:39 Yeah, I heard his songs on the radio, but it's like I was like, however old six seven
21:43 I don't know. It's not like I was really paying attention to the the celebrity shit going on
21:48 Yeah, I was watching him on the TV the big screen. Yeah, it's crazy wonder tie with Jay Z
21:54 Sexy back. I can't believe it. All right. All right. Fuck it. I'm just get old. That's what happens
22:01 That's the circle life. It just is what it is
22:03 Say that be
22:06 My printer's now trying to print Taylor Swift breaks $12,000 ring Taylor Swift is wearing about a hunk
22:12 Who fucking what that's a dumbest headline ever like she gives a fuck about $12,000, right?
22:17 Yeah, that's like ten bucks of one buck to her
22:19 Yeah, I was about to say didn't she just like give her truck drivers like 200 bands each like it was nothing awesome
22:26 Why do we care about $12,000 ring?
22:28 Just big stories from the things just a $12,000 diamond on the floor the VMAs. Oh
22:33 That's kind of cool. Actually, that's a little
22:36 Walked out with a $12,000 diamond if they found it
22:39 Swifties are saying drunk Taylor showed up to the awards Swifties say that drunk Taylor showed up at award shows infamous for drinking and dancing
22:47 Taylor also went viral for reaction to waiter bringing her over a drink. She always goes ham at these award shows
22:54 Yeah, she's always drunk the drunk vibes dancing. I kind of love it though. I
22:59 Always thought it was calculated. Like I thought I never was like, oh my god
23:03 She's obliterate like I just thought she likes acting or showing me too
23:08 But then I was thinking about it. She's touring so much
23:11 This is probably like the only nights of fun. She gets to have these things
23:15 She went out to zero bond the other night with Blake Lively. I saw that pic those pictures. Oh, she like lively. Yeah
23:22 Uh, I guess we have a compilation of drunk
23:25 Taylor
23:28 That's cool
23:29 Yeah, that is cool
23:31 I
24:00 She's feeling herself
24:02 So we think she's just shit-faced
24:06 Yeah, she knows every song I will say that yeah, I know she does I just think I just think it's kind of awesome
24:14 Oh, she just doesn't care at all about her dancing skills. Like oh, she's never been like the greatest dancer
24:21 No, but she she she kind of fucking rocks it. Anyways, yeah kind of iconic
24:26 She looked really good because she has the confidence even though it's kind of not great
24:31 You know what? I mean? Like that, but the confidence carries over and just makes me be like I'm vibing with it. Yep
24:36 Still at the VMA Selena Gomez reacts to Chris Brown
24:40 The VMAs had a rolling audience cam that caught sin ago
24:43 And is making a face when Chris Brown's name was announced
24:45 What she went viral for and said she would rather sit still than be made a meme
24:49 She tweeted or Instagram post or storied. I'll never be a meme again
24:54 I'd rather sit still than be dragged for being myself much love
24:57 I guess is the opposite of the Taylor Swift end of the spectrum. Yeah, and they're besties
25:03 Yeah, what why who's bad with being a meme like Chris Brown gets a free pass for being a piece of shit
25:09 Yeah, wait, what do you mean?
25:12 Are you just saying gets one like I feel like he kind of gets one I
25:21 Feel like I agree. He kind of did get one for it because maybe he's just good at dancing
25:26 Yeah, he's not saying you're not saying you give him one. You're saying like everyone. No. No, I'm saying he like he's that's like
25:34 You should be canceled forever if you beat the shit forever
25:36 Correct. Yeah, people always want to say he was young. There's two sides to it
25:41 There's if you look at that picture, there's no coming back from that exactly. Yeah
25:47 So that's why I like what Selena care you made a mean mug face for Chris Brown you should that's like the reaction
25:52 Yeah, that's why I'm confused. That seems like it's like a good meme. Yeah, I would like retweet that of myself. Yes
25:58 Scissors manager pulled her out of our VMAs performance. I get that right SZA. Yeah, you did hit that. Thank you
26:08 I think it was on point
26:10 So she was intended to perform the of ma VMAs bar manager pulled her out after MTV announced
26:15 Nomination and SZA was not up for artist the year which Taylor Swift ended up winning says the manager called her snub
26:22 Disrespectful said it didn't make any sense in that some artists were nominated were off-cycle mean they didn't release an album this year
26:29 I
26:31 Don't know about enough about scissors work, but I could take this one. Okay, go
26:36 SZA this was SZA's best year ever her album was like top of the charts every song crazy crushed it
26:43 Like her best year ever selling out and fucking Shakira and Carol G
26:48 I'm big Nicki Minaj fan, but she didn't even put anything out like it doesn't make any sense
26:53 Says it should have obviously Taylor Swift was gonna win but says it should have been nominated. Okay. Yeah, I agree
26:59 I agree with that a hundred percent. She should have definitely been nominated. There's some people on here that are like why why?
27:05 Yeah, it's a compelling case. Yeah, I mean if you look at her accolades, it's on the sheet like
27:12 having ten weeks on top billboards 200 albums charts with her album and
27:16 It was the law it made history as the longest leading number one of the 21st century thus far on billboards
27:22 R&B and hip-hop album starts. So what do they have against SZA? I
27:26 Don't know
27:28 It must be a politics thing. Maybe she didn't but it's weird to suck up enough perform at our show, but we're not gonna know
27:34 That's that's what I'm thinking - I asked
27:37 He got people backed him up in the last episode
27:39 Because people always rushed to his defense like
28:02 They probably think Dave's got Austin locked up in a closet somewhere in his mansion
28:06 That's why it's got the black screen and everything. That's awesome
28:10 SZA and Austin
28:13 VMAs looks
28:16 We don't I don't think have to go through all of them I think Selena looked unbelievable
28:22 Yeah, she looks she always does same
28:25 No, I feel like she's back though. I feel like she's
28:30 Where she's bad guys had like she had like lupus or something like that. Didn't she she still has lupus
28:35 Well, yeah, it doesn't I it didn't go away, but I feel like she was struggling with it hard
28:41 Yeah, but I mean always she definitely good
28:44 She she definitely went through a phase where I think she put on some LBs nothing wrong with that
28:49 But I think that was cuz of the lupus she still she still looked good then
28:55 But like she feels like she looks just like more confident and happy now
28:59 But I think she always Selena Selena's my girl. That's the thing
29:03 I don't know we love gorgeous, but I had a poster for my grade - when I saw her my
29:08 That's like prime time Selena like throwing like a hundred and one on the black like she looked really good
29:14 Taylor look good
29:17 Any other Olivia rod Olivia Rodrigo's dress was crazy
29:23 There's like a video of it and she's just like shining you could see her from outer space
29:28 I was watching a performance of was it Kelly ballerini and her dress like transformed in the middle of song
29:35 Kelsey ballerini she ripped she ripped it off and it turned into like a little black one. Yeah, that was sick
29:40 Yeah, don't you got naked?
29:42 Looks like it. She's out of her mind
29:45 She doesn't because of that dress. Yeah, she's naked looks like she's wearing cobwebs. I think she's naked. She's fully naked
29:52 Bodies insane
29:57 Look good. Doja naked
29:59 Nelly she had Otto. Do you guys know who that is?
30:02 Tata no Nelly Furtado damn
30:06 White flag is that white flag Nelly Furtado? No, that's dido
30:12 Wait is Nelly Furtado. Hey Nelly Furtado is awesome. Is it the boy or the girl? Oh
30:18 Damn, oh, it's a girl
30:21 No, it's Nelly Furtado and Timbaland. Oh
30:25 Okay, what was that and who?
30:27 Timbaland, I don't know who that is
30:31 What Josh is making fun of me and I don't get it no
30:36 Do you know if you're gonna laugh at him doing nothing nots Timbaland you got it
30:45 Nelly Furtado is fucking awesome and like gorgeous
30:54 She's a singer or Tata. Isn't that like a fruit? Oh
30:57 Tata down
31:00 But for Tata, that's a fruit
31:03 No, Tata. I feel like is like egg egg sandwich. Oh
31:08 Promiscuous boy. Oh my god. I love that song
31:14 And she does that with Timbaland, oh, I know every letter to that song. Yeah
31:22 Yeah
31:24 Yeah, and ironically, oh it is eggs, isn't it? Yeah, I told you
31:30 ironically on the cover here of
31:33 Spotify it's her Timbaland and Timbalake Oh Timbalake Timbaland now lay let's go. That's my era
31:40 That's your big Nelly Furtado is like crazy pretty
31:45 People think Madison beers new song is about scooter Braun
31:49 Madison beer
31:51 lifetime
31:53 sour puss to this podcast
31:55 Every time her name comes up
31:59 You just drag her through the dirt on this pod. Well, it's because she said yes, and I met her
32:05 I know why she said yes, and then she just keeps saying no and we'll do everything else
32:10 It's great. Every time I run into Nick Austin, we're having like a poker match or something. Is that his girlfriend? Yeah
32:17 Well, yeah, Madison beers Nick's girl. It's got it. Yeah, I met him too
32:22 Yeah, I feel like it was one of those things where it's in person and you just like say yes
32:27 Cuz she's too awkward to say no. She was like, yeah, I'll do it, but she came up to us
32:32 And she was like, I want to come on it was right after I confused her with
32:38 James Charles. Yeah, and she's like, oh, yeah, I'll come on the podcast. She's like, I'm down-to-earth. I'm like a New York girl
32:44 I'd love to do it. It's like alright. Well, I put that in the bank. That was a deposit you made in the BFF Bank
32:50 Yeah, I've tried to cash out like a hundred times and it's keep bouncing check
32:56 Yeah, so Madison beer released a new album last Friday and people believe her song king of everything is about screwed wrong. Oh
33:02 Oh
33:04 All right. Let's watch the part I guess
33:07 Maybe we finally can figure out what he's doing that
33:12 Okay, well, all right, okay
33:14 Look at you go walking on everyone like stepping stones building a home made up of gold of people you hurt
33:21 Bridges to Hollywood you took then burned I hope was worth it what you get you deserve it, baby
33:28 You're king of everything building castles in the sand that crumbles in your hands, baby
33:32 You're the king of everything and right now you're the man
33:34 But no one gives a damn when the rain came pouring down to wash away a crown you've king of nothing now
33:39 Look what you've done taking advantage of people so young Ryan the whole world on everyone's lows
33:45 Oh
33:45 Easy come easy go through it thought the view from the top would be different in the stone-cold
33:50 Bet that you made now you sleep alone in it
33:52 bars
33:55 Damn yeah, it sounded a little bit like Taylor Swift song a
34:02 Castles crumbling or whatever
34:08 Maybe they're all coming against scooter Braun cuz Haley Bieber commented on it too and was like well, I think
34:14 Honestly if you're if the Biebers hate
34:18 scooter Braun
34:22 Scooter Braun has to be the biggest piece of shit like there's certain relationships that span
34:27 Such a long amount of time
34:29 Where as I don't care for everybody else bailed on scooter Braun as long as Bieber was like tight and like not got my guys
34:37 Back, I've been like alright, whatever. I that's a long relationship and you're still but if Bieber bails on you
34:43 It would be like gas that me like Paul Paul
34:47 Being like Dave's a piece of shit or me like splitting up. Yes
34:52 Yeah, like if you're og person turns on you and is validating it then it's major red flags
34:59 Yeah, you're bad. You're bad guy
35:02 How often do men think about the Roman Empire is Solano was asking me about this?
35:07 I asked back in the car and he was like every day for real. He was like a lot like I never
35:14 Mean if I'm watching gladiator I feel like it kind of just like comes up
35:24 What really not like not like it's like I think of it on the daily. I'm not gonna front
35:30 I'm not gonna be a liar. I don't be if I'm watching movies. I do but there's no way though
35:35 There's no way four times a month. I'm not thinking about the Roman. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not your dead dog. So cute
35:40 He's just looking out the window
35:42 And this led to actually a little squabble that
35:47 Silvana and I had because I don't know how this question led to another but she was smoking she came in
35:52 I was watching football and she's like, what do you think the Chinese stealing our information?
35:57 I'm like what like what's a fucking ridiculous question then she got insulted that I didn't take the question
36:03 Seriously, and it turned into a real fight. It was like during the Colorado game. It's like what are you even talking about? What?
36:09 Like high shit being like hey, yo, what do you think with the Chinese stealing? Yeah
36:23 You don't take me seriously when I'm high it's like I'm just watching
36:27 That's funny
36:31 Dog missing at the Atlanta Airport was found 22 days after going missing the dog was lost in the
36:37 Atlanta International Airport was found. Well, that's good an American volunteer pet rescue or Robin Algood became her own search for the dog
36:44 Robin was contacted by FedEx employee 230
36:49 Am 1 morning found the dog in Atlanta Airport cargo facility Robin refused rushed to location wait 12 hours for dog to be returned
36:56 Delphi paid for the what?
36:59 Remember how we were freaking out about this last week or whenever we talked about it. Yeah, so I guess
37:04 The lady was getting deported and that's why like they like which they took her dog
37:09 It wasn't like she left the dog or something like that. Like she had no
37:13 Other way to go about it. Like they took her dog. She got deported where I
37:18 Don't know the comments were just mad at us. They were like do your fucking research. She was fucking deported you idiots, dude
37:23 Don't even well
37:25 They shouldn't be calling us idiots. We just read what's on the sheet
37:28 Facts, well, you know, that's why I would need a full research on every single one of these stories
37:33 Well, well then hey, you have no prong chipping in and making your voice heard. So why didn't you do it on that one?
37:41 I didn't see it on the sheet. Dev just pointed viciously and said that was on the sheet
37:46 I
37:48 Guess well, Deb has a microphone - yeah, Dev
37:51 Maybe she doesn't have a microphone. I can't I'm not there in the office. Does Dev have a microphone?
37:59 Yeah, but it's not usually on because it does background noise. Okay
38:02 Haley Berry did not appreciate Drake using a picture of her promo Drake released a new signal called slime you out with SZA last week
38:09 And promote it using a picture of Haley Berry covered in slime from the 2012
38:14 Kids choice awards Haley Berry look later posted a quote on Instagram about being the bigger person where when she revealed
38:21 Wait, Haley Berry later posted a quote on Instagram about being the bigger person where she reveals
38:25 She's not happy with Drake using a picture after she asked him not to fans pointed out
38:29 The photo is technically owned by Getty and not Haley herself
38:34 It seems Haley didn't love the use the picture because slime you is not meant to be PG
38:38 Another fan says she should be happy because it made a relevant again
38:41 But she said she didn't care about relevancy. Fuck that fan. Haley Berry is relevant for life. Yeah, it's a Hallie. I
38:49 sat next to her
38:52 Yeah, why are you guys smirking it wrong well, it's just weird to say she's relevant for life and then
39:02 Halle Haley Berry Halle Berry
39:11 If you could get SZA you can get Hallie, yeah, you got it Haley Hallie there I mean it's spelt the same way
39:18 Is it how would you present pronounce Haley verse? Hell Haley? I would add a why Haley would be H a I
39:26 le why
39:28 Haley Bieber
39:30 She's right
39:32 But she's relevant for life. You're right. I love her now. Yeah, I love Halle Berry. Love. Yes. Mm-hmm
39:40 mummified aliens have been unboxed in Mexico
39:43 During an official Congress meet Mexico to mummified aliens were unboxed that are said to be a thousand years old from the algae mines in Curacao
39:50 Peru
39:52 Jamie my summon who studies UFO and revealed the body said that scientists at the
39:57 Autonomous National University of Mexico checked the samples to radiocarbon dating to research their DNA. I saw this I
40:05 Love aliens. I'll be like team Olivia Rodrigo conspiracy theories all that this this motherfucker
40:12 Just looks exactly like ET. I know like similar
40:16 It's so tiny too, but doesn't that kind of add up a little bit that the government would have been known about these aliens
40:23 Who do you think gave Steven Spielberg the idea? You know what I'm saying? Yeah now you guys that's what's crazy
40:30 I never get a vibe on you to like, you know ET
40:33 But you don't know Justin Timberlake was a singer what like how's that?
40:36 Well, I knew he's like a singer, but he's like one of the biggest movies in the world
40:41 Yeah
40:43 One of the biggest singers in the world how many biggest ride at Universal
40:49 Like I I don't I I could be wrong but like Timberlake was ET big
40:58 I'm not saying he wasn't I know exactly who Justin Timberlake is
41:03 Well, but you you think he's like an actor. Well, I never said that Bree said that I said
41:09 Like I I think actor first when I thought of him when I was younger
41:13 Like I was like he's in my movies that I'm watching. He's an actor. Okay
41:17 FIT first day of school outfits go viral. There's a school right across from the office of our office in Manhattan
41:25 I don't know why FIT
41:28 Outfits would go viral. It's a fashion Institute. Of course, the kids are gonna drop fits all over your face
41:33 Is that a Marilyn Manson on the left? Yeah, that's the craziest one. I feel like the other ones are pretty regular
41:39 But yeah, if it's a fashion school, yeah, what do you expect?
41:44 That would be so stressful to have to have a fitted up every day for school every day. Jeez, but I mean if you
41:50 Go to FIT. Yeah, that's probably like your jam. Yes
41:56 Lilo Pons and Harry Josie joined dancing with the stars
41:59 Okay, good for Harry. He's staying I you know, I thought he'd be like kind of died out by now
42:05 But he's he keeps his name in the headlines pretty good. I think girls just home. Is that it?
42:10 Yeah, good-looking guy and he always like spills the tea -
42:14 Okay, Pete Davidson wants to hook up with Britney Spears
42:18 This would be an unreal. They probably will
42:22 Yeah
42:24 Cuz she's been around. Yeah Vanderpump rules updates Tom Sandoval
42:29 I know cheated a longtime partner Ariana with best friends Raquel Tom Raquel and alone
42:33 Together and she has not rejoined the show Josh is off the show after Sandoval publicly wish Raquel
42:39 Happy birthday and Instagram Raquel posted screenshot blocking because the two are seemingly not a good terms
42:43 interview Sandoval called
42:46 Raquel thirsty and immature for the block in the same interview Sandoval said he would be voting for his ex Arianda on the upcoming season
42:53 I'm dancing with the TV stars. Oh, they're both on it
42:56 No way
42:59 But all of that Raquel for nothing you idiot
43:02 They didn't even end up with Tom. Yeah
43:05 It's like for show. They're both like more popular like fucking Sandoval's on wait is Sandoval on who's on Dancing with the Stars?
43:13 No, they would never let sin. They're just like publicly hated. Oh, no Tom Sandoval is on
43:20 I saw the preview. I knew I was getting off dancing with the stars. No, he's on another network reality show
43:25 Like it's about like survival or something
43:28 like
43:31 Special I know survivor. Thank you special forces. Oh, I've seen that Jojo Siwa did that? Yeah. Well, yeah, so he's on that
43:41 Yeah
43:46 Wait, he's a what star F list like he's not a real star. Yeah, you know how your boyfriend's like an a-list star
43:53 He's an F. Yeah
43:55 Hugh Jackman and Deborah Deborah Lee divorce of the 27 years. Oh
43:59 What are we just going sad trombone music? What's the point of this?
44:04 Why is this on the sheet?
44:06 There's a debate. There's a debate whether like after 27 years of marriage like why get divorced?
44:14 Yeah, what do you mean? I'm happy miserable not happy you're not happy also 27 years of marriage and
44:19 You get divorced. Do you think you can chalk that up to a successful marriage?
44:23 Because 27 years is not a really long time great question philosophy
44:28 Then to spend with one person could a 27 year marriage be a successful marriage if you call it off after yeah
44:34 No, no weird take on this the whole point of marriage is forever. Yeah, I get that
44:40 I get that and I do agree with that
44:42 But if they really, you know gave it their all for 27 years
44:46 They raised two great kids like and then you know, they still be happier with other people
44:52 I don't know if that necessarily is like I agree all the order I
44:56 Mean successful in the sense of like raised beautiful children have happy memories, but the marriage is not successful as well
45:03 What is there like best friends? Yeah
45:07 Like who's to say it was like a cheating scandal that ended their marriage
45:11 It could have just been a like growing apart and that's just gonna lead to them
45:16 Maybe actually being happier and finding whoever their partner supposed to be for the rest of their lives. Yeah, so it was an unsuccessful marriage
45:22 Yeah, I don't know I guess I don't I yeah I see both sides
45:28 I see what you're saying, but like it's if you if you're black and white about it
45:32 Yes unsuccessful marriage because marriage is supposed to be from the beginning till the end
45:36 So it's unsuccessful in that regard black and white
45:39 But if you are someone that is open-minded and looks a little bit into the gray area, I think you could see
45:45 That could be successful in a way. I don't want I don't want to get a divorce after 27 years when I get married
45:52 I'm not saying that I don't like obviously when I get married, I want my marriage to be forever, but
45:57 27 years two kids. I think that could be talked up to it seems even more unsuccessful though to get divorced after 27 years
46:04 It's like I'd rather get divorced after two or three then do a whole 30 fucking years together and then end it
46:10 Yeah, I don't know. I think I
46:13 It's like is it better to have love than loss or never loved at all? Mm-hmm
46:18 Team Bollas that was that was deep
46:23 Is listening to Joe Rogan's pot a turnoff change research don't trust them. This is why I don't trust change research
46:29 they interviewed a thousand people a
46:31 Thousand registered voters between the ages of 1834 55% of women said as a turnoff their partner listen Joe Rogan
46:38 experience
46:40 Yeah, that's not enough people
46:42 No, and like registered voters that Joe who knows what Joe Rogan's crowd is like, I'm not actually a registered voter right now
46:51 No, I say what it would be a turnoff though it would
46:54 Not if your friend was on it. I was on it. I know but like if you're
47:00 Intently if yeah, but you guys were on it. Do you listen to it every week?
47:04 No, I don't but I'm talking about I'm talking about listeners. No, I'm talking about listeners that like
47:11 like
47:13 Are like Joe Rogan is Bible like I get the difference between maybe like tuning in to when it's someone
47:20 That you love on the show, but a lot of guys that listen to it are like Joe Rogan or die
47:24 Do you know what? I mean? Why can't you guys have anything?
47:26 Yeah, I feel like you could say that about a lot of things like is it a turnoff if your boyfriend like?
47:33 wears face paint and shoulder pads and goes to the Raiders game every week like maybe but
47:38 We can have one thing that we just like dive into and just want to cheer for you know
47:43 Why do you listen every week Josh? I don't I'm just saying there's probably guys out there
47:48 That's make them a bad guy cuz they listen to Rogan
47:50 I didn't say it makes them a bad guy
47:52 I just said you were turned off from them sexually if they listen to Joe Rogan every week
47:56 If they're like Joe Rogan or die, like there's so many people that like there's people that are like Brianna chicken fryer die
48:03 So should all those women just be like because they tune into your podcast every week
48:08 Yeah, that you could say that I could have my opinion they could have theirs
48:11 Wow
48:13 Speaking of podcasts Alex Earle starting on podcast she is
48:17 Alex Cooper's patch it passing the torch. I know what that means because Cooper's still doing hers, but Alex is
48:23 teasing hot mess
48:26 Do I have a boyfriend? That's the that is the first episode. I think that's the Paul
48:31 Hot mess so do you think it's do you think it's the same?
48:37 Show as Alex Cooper's but just with like old-school
48:40 Alice Cooper and when they were like it was pretty graphic when it was with us like the original like call her daddy used to like
48:47 Raunchy far. Yeah far more raunchy than what is now which - now I could see
48:52 Alex doing that. I don't you know, I don't know
48:55 How good of me I mean Alex Cooper was talented. We'll see if Alex is good
49:01 So I wonder if they brought up I knows on the podcast Alex Earl was like a big Barstool person
49:06 Like that's how she got into call her daddy. So I guess it doesn't surprise me. Yeah, I'm excited to
49:11 Yeah
49:16 This murderer was on the loose we caught him
49:20 I don't know
49:20 It's like it was the murderer that we looked at last week that like was able to like spider
49:25 Right his way. They caught him. Thank God
49:27 So it was just you know
49:29 Because we were reading and we were like, what are we supposed to do cheer for this guy?
49:32 Like why are we reading this headline about a man escaping from jail? That's a known murderer
49:37 But he was caught so it's good good. We don't want murderers on the loose. No
49:44 We don't want that unless it's Halloween for haunted houses and then you can kill one
49:49 It's almost it's almost spooky season. Wait, do you guys go do you guys like haunted houses? Do you go to them?
49:56 We've talked about it. No, I I know I went to
50:00 Halloween horror nights at Universal hated. Oh you did you hated it last year? Yeah lines are too big
50:06 Moving along at the pace. No one gets murdered. So I know you can't
50:11 So you would only like got murdered what's that one haunted house?
50:18 What what's the one haunted house? That's like super fucked up
50:21 you got a sign a bunch of waivers to go to it and they like one torture you and
50:26 In that guy's house. Yeah, and it's in just in the guy's backyard
50:30 Yeah, I know there's a documentary about it. Why don't you go do that Dave?
50:34 Well, I don't like being scared to be honest, so I won't do it either way
50:38 But I'm just not scared when I do it. I would not sign up for the murder one
50:42 I just saying for those people like that do it
50:45 Tick-tock goes viral of little girl cutting her hair tick-tock has been compared to a coming-of-age movie after an older sister is filmed
50:54 in
50:56 Get ready with me filming an on get ready with me. I don't know what that is. I get ready for bed. Oh
51:02 Take your makeup off to ski. I got it. Is that like a thing? Yeah, is that I do those a lot
51:10 No, I've been doing them for like a year. Okay, I like that her little sister cuts botched bangs on herself
51:18 And they're caught by their mom trying to fix them
51:20 Okay, let's see it. I don't I mean
51:25 I'm not like
51:27 For what something be careful and then after that I'm gonna put just
51:32 Nothing
51:42 I told you not to do anything stupid
51:52 I said up here not a little like you told me up to stop if mom finds out she's gonna kill both you
51:59 Literally sit up to here, bro
52:01 Nothing. I need a search of how to cut bangs
52:04, oh
52:06, oh
52:08 they're cute! You look like her mother from Harry Potter!
52:19 *Fake crying*
52:21 *Fake crying*
52:23 *Fake crying*
52:25 *Fake crying*
52:27 *Fake crying*
52:29 *Fake crying*
52:31 *Fake crying*
52:33 *Fake crying*
52:35 *Fake crying*
52:37 That was adorable. That was cute. I almost feel like we're getting put on though
52:42 You think that they were there? It wasn't real. I don't trust anything. I'm so jaded now
52:48 It was a little too like always doing it to the camera edited cut
52:52 I don't know. We cut it down because it was a six minute video. It was for the most part not edited
52:56 Okay, okay. So we edited it. Okay. Yeah, we cut it down. Fine. Fine. Good
53:04 Family. Beautiful. Japanese company makes caffeinated noodles?
53:08 Population of gamers has passed 50 million Japan Japanese noodle company Nissan
53:15 Is that like the car company is making a caffeinated version of cup noodles for gamers who want to stay up late?
53:21 Good. I feel like you back in the day Dave would have eaten these in the Milton office pound off these shits
53:29 caffeine noodles
53:31 big Dunkin Donuts
53:33 100% that's I wonder what it's a soup free. There's two soup free flavors as well
53:40 Garlic and black pepper. Yeah, cassava. So there's no soup in it. So it doesn't spill on your controller. They thought this through
53:46 Wow caffeine like have taste though. No, right. Well, I guess now cuz yeah now I
53:52 Mean, it's great. It tastes like something right?
53:55 Well, I mean it's in like every drink
53:58 Yeah, but then that's why they put like sugar and other flavor shit in there. No. Well, yeah
54:03 That's why they're gonna put these noodle pork shit to cover the caffeine
54:06 Honestly, I took a little adderall today because I was tired. I want to be on point for you guys
54:11 so if like I I
54:13 appreciate I was laying off the caffeine for a while or the adderall and I've started pick it up because I
54:20 need to be
54:22 Brain needs to be clicking. No, maybe we should try these then all together. I eat some caffeine noodles for sure
54:29 I'll give it a go cool. We have those stacker pills - that we have or so we need them to
54:36 Columbus Blue Jackets coach Mike Babcock resigned Josh curious if you saw this and this is actually our guys spitting chiclets. So
54:44 Biz
54:48 Basically
54:49 Told a story on spitting chiclets that Mike Babcock asked their players like when he met them
54:56 Hey, give me your cell phone and he was like air playing the pictures on his TV and biz was like fuck him
55:04 You can't do that
55:06 A lot of people initially in hockey media like biz shouldn't talk about he doesn't always talking about it's not true
55:12 And then the story escalated and it turns out it was true
55:17 And Mike Babcock has resigned before even coached a game all on biz and witt and spitting chiclets
55:23 wait, he would take their phones and
55:26 Play their pictures. Yes
55:28 And now the coach was like this is my way of getting to know you like I want to see your family your dog
55:34 What some of the players were like, yeah, this is overblown
55:37 It came out like the younger players thought it was really like an invasion of privacy
55:44 Like what do you mean do it in front of what he do it in front of everyone or yeah
55:47 No single I believe like it was so what if the kids had like
55:51 Like yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like their girlfriends nudes or something. That's crazy
55:58 Like if you got my phone
56:00 I did at one point send a picture of Silvana when I was trying to explain the bathroom problem
56:05 It was like me sitting on yeah
56:08 Just dick pressed up against the bowl gonna be like the worst like
56:18 Sexting dick pic picture ever like I was so mad is like the bullets. I'm fishing wait talking about my
56:25 Means we need
56:27 You got fired
56:34 Dang is yeah. Yeah, let's go biz
56:36 BFFs corner we don't have
56:40 Well, we got a little bit. Uh
56:42 We already talked about breathing in brunette. Yes, I
56:45 Called out the New York Post. Yeah, because I've noticed this
56:51 Like well, I don't know what they're trying to accomplish. They should like Yasmin bleath was
56:55 You know a legendary like
56:58 Beauty she's on Baywatch. Absolutely gorgeous. They just post a picture of her. It's like yeah, she's not as pretty
57:05 She you you're comparing her from G 25 to 55
57:09 55 getting grocery like she's walking to yeah
57:13 Yeah, I don't understand the point of that and they did the same kind of thing earlier
57:19 with um, Kate Moss
57:21 Yeah, Kate Moss. It's like
57:23 Yes, she's 30 years older. No shit. She don't look the same. No shit
57:28 Yeah, she's aging and she still looks fucking like look at those cheekbones. Yeah, crazy
57:33 What is this Landon Barker?
57:35 Landon Barker post and deletes a tick-tock showing BFFs as his last regret some people believe land was joking prone song or saying he
57:42 regretted it because the fan reaction I
57:44 Don't really regretted it. Did he I don't think so. Let's see the video
57:48 You
57:50 Yeah, that's more sound promo
58:03 Yeah, he's like he's like, oh this will get good likes for the song and everything like that. Yeah hundred percent. I agree
58:10 We already talked about
58:13 Anyone who wants to apply for the job? Seriously?
58:16 Jaw, Austin, you're gonna put in how to do it. Yep. Yeah
58:19 Okay, that's the episode. That's BFFs
58:22 You
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