How To Throw A Kid's Birthday....And Survive

No, you don't have to book a clown or get Jay-Z to show up. You definitely don't need to bake...kids will just guzzle down juice and leave half-eaten food all over your house. So let's turn the tables on kids' parties and make these things fun for the kids, AND manageable for us. (For starters, make sure there's plenty of booze for the grownups.)
Let's get this party started!