Funny Christmas Quotes

Funny Christmas quotes and short, clean jokes to celebrate the silly yule in all of us. Funny words about the holidays to keep everything in a playful perspective. Merry Merry!

What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.

Due to some defect in my motor ability, I can never wrap [gifts] COMPLETELY ... If it had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of Pharaoh's body would be covered only with duct tape.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if I had vampires.

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