ROCKET, PAPER, SCISSORS HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE!! THE 30-SERIES LOSING STREAK IS OVER!!

We made history today. So many haters. Just so many goddamn haters saying that I would never win the big one. Suck on this championship dick, buddy. This win isn't for the haters, though. It's for the millions and millions of supporters out there who knew this day would come. And guess what? It's here. Not only is it here, but it comes in historic fashion. Being down 0-3 to storm back and win the big one in the face of adversity. It just doesn't happen like that every day. It really doesn't. This one is for you guys. We did this together. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Tonight, we celebrate. Monday, we get back to work.