The hardest part for me was to paint a picture of the dude who gave me the autograph. He was a nice guy, but porn conventions were a BIG deal to him. He worked every single one across the United States and was serious about being friends/protecting them. Always came back with pictures of him and the girls and would show them to us at the water cooler.


Again - I didn't ask for the autograph, but who am I to turn down a personalized signed picture of a porn star in the United Center parking lot? I'm still not sure what the hell to do with it, but a nice gesture is a nice gesture.

This clip is from Barstool Chicago radio on SiriusXM. You can hear it every week day from 2-3pm CT. The show has been really rolling since quarantine hit so come hang out.

P.S. - I'm still upset that Adriana acted like I don't have a dick though. Stuff with my toys?! That's probably what hurt the most throughout this whole thing.