US mom shares hilarious reality of being quarantined with her kids
- 4 years ago
Hilarious mom Paige, who lives in Southern California with her husband, two wonderful children, a pandemic puppy and three chickens called Vanessa, Violet, and Henrietta, reveals the reality of being quarantined as a family.
Paige told Newsflare: "Turns out I’m not cut out for pandemic parenting. I have been self-medicating with large doses of 90’s hip hop, baked goods, and Marco Polo. If the coronavirus doesn’t get me, it will be that vacuuming 5 times a day isn’t enough... that’s some soul-crushing sh*t.
"There is a tent in my living room, my children eat twice their body weight in snacks every day, and I don’t know where I am in time and space.
"Otherwise though, I am loving the family Velcro experiment. It seems my sanity is directly related to loving and laughing... so that’s been my focus these days."
Paige's sister Tara posted the clip to Twitter with the caption: "My sister, one of the best moms I know... makin’ it through a regular day in #QuarantineLife."
Paige told Newsflare: "Turns out I’m not cut out for pandemic parenting. I have been self-medicating with large doses of 90’s hip hop, baked goods, and Marco Polo. If the coronavirus doesn’t get me, it will be that vacuuming 5 times a day isn’t enough... that’s some soul-crushing sh*t.
"There is a tent in my living room, my children eat twice their body weight in snacks every day, and I don’t know where I am in time and space.
"Otherwise though, I am loving the family Velcro experiment. It seems my sanity is directly related to loving and laughing... so that’s been my focus these days."
Paige's sister Tara posted the clip to Twitter with the caption: "My sister, one of the best moms I know... makin’ it through a regular day in #QuarantineLife."