It's Friday which hopefully means some of you are getting laid in the next 24 hours. Good luck.

Personally, I absolutely love doing these videos. The point is to highlight some of the big talking points around Barstool Chicago. We don't have all the bells and whistles that a New York City HQ offers but at the same time I don't give a fuck. Throw me a case of the good stuff and a decent production guy and I'll give you 7 quality innings. Shout out to camera guy Matt for consistently tolerating me while turning around serviceable work product. I'd pay him more compliments but can't risk it would go to his head. So for now you suck Matt even though I just gave you a shout out. Keep it coming Big Fella I love you.

In other news. I'm on my honeymoon this week. I've been a ghost. Thank you for letting me get away with Mrs. Carl for a few days. Literally all joking aside, she's a goddamn saint.

To my guys in Chicago - let's give March absolute fucking hell. I want a month-long full court press of getting loaded and ripping shit up. Give me your best effort.