(To the tune of The Jungle Book Song)

Now Hoggy's the King of the swingers,
An England VIP He has a bowl, we have a song,
The Aussies out by tea
Oohh Oohh Oohh, I wanna bowl like you-ou-ou
Don't wanna bat like you, just bowl like you do-o-o
Oh yeah it's true-ue-ue
I wanna bowl like you-ou-ou
Don't wanna bat like you, just bowl like you-ou-ou