(To the tune of Kasier Chiefs, Ruby Ruby)

When he comes into bat
He will score a few runs And he'll score some more runs
And he'll score some more runs And he'll score some more runs And he'll score some more runs And he'll score some more runs And he'll score some more runs ROOTY ROOTY ROOTY ROOOTY NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH ROOTY ROOTY ROOTY ROOOTY