Man jams 18-cm long bottle into his behind to scratch an itch
  • 4 years ago
DONGGUAN, CHINA — No one likes an itchy backside, but sometimes finding the right tool to help scratch that itch can be easier said than done. Just ask this man from China.
According to a report over Weibo, a real do-it-yourself kind of guy from the Guangdong city of Dongguan had a serious case of the itchy itchies, but had nothing to scratch with.
The 60-year-old man then enlisted the help of a 18-cm long glass bottle to do the dirty work.
Unfortunately for the man, the bottle decided to get a bit cheeky and went it for a deeper look—and then got stuck.
The man then got himself over to the hospital and told doctors he was having trouble passing gas and dropping the kids off at the pool.
It didn't take long for physicians to get to the BOTTOM of the discomfort after some all to clear x-rays.
The doctor who treated the lucky man told local media that he could feel the bottle when touching the man's stomach.
In the rear end, doctors were able to successfully extricate the man's bottle back scratcher via surgery. All's well that ends well.