Indiana man accidentally blasts himself in his junk
  • 5 years ago
MARION, INDIANA — A 46-year-old Indiana man accidentally popped one off into his little soldier early last Thursday, according to police.
According to the Sacramento Bee, police say Mark Anthony Jones from Marion, was walking on an Indiana parkway with his 9 milly tucked in his waistband without a holster—always a solid move, and it just looks way cooler.
Is Marion, Indiana really a hotbed for criminal activity on a Thursday morning? Probably not, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Or in this case...just sorry.
According to the po po, the one-man Delta force was walking when he felt his burner start to slip, so he reached down to adjust it.
Then the strangest thing happened, Rambo accidentally squeezed one off right through the old sausage and teabags.
Terminator then got himself to the emergency room post-haste. Police were then called to the emergency room at Marion General Hospital at 6:44 a.m. to interview the American Self-Sniper.
Unfortunately, Black Hawk Down didn't have an Indiana permit for the piece, so his case is now going to be referred to prosecutors for possible charges.
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