Holy Jackie Chan, guys, this show kicks so much ass! Jackie Chan Adventures is exactly what you need if you loved the 2002 film, “The Tuxedo,” but just wished Jackie Chan was younger, hotter, and a cartoon! Just kidding. Jackie Chan is one of THE most respected martial artists in the universe, so this show was the next natural step in his career of getting kids stoked about kar-a-tay. I know he does more than karate, don’t yell at me in the comments. But just because this show was angled at children doesn’t mean it isn’t full of tons of dirty jokes. I’m Whitney Van Laningham, and these are the dirtiest dirty jokes in Jackie Chan Adventures.