We at Broadlands would like to sincerely thank the inconsiderate gentleman who allowed his dog to defecate outside our front door.

The two unsuspecting people who slipped in it and fell over would also like to meet him.

Thank you to our negotiator Dave who washed the ‘poo’ away to stop any further accidents.

We have CCTV images of you and your dog and the appropriate authorities have been informed. You should be ashamed of yourself as you give most law-abiding, considerate dog owners a bad name.