15 Weirdest School Supplies Ever
- 6 years ago
You wont believe these very inappropriate school supplies that is ually being sold like a little Dead Fred you stab your pencil in!\r
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10. This Organizer\r
Look at this little organizer! It has this gender-neutral blob person thats supposed to be sitting on a toilet. The tape is the toilet paper, repeat the tape is the toilet paper. See take notes people who make office supplies. This is how you make a nice little gadget that isnt obscene in any way. Its not that hard. Look at how adorable this thing is 10/10 would definitely recommend this to anyone thats in the market for something to organize their supplies.\r
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9. The Butt Pen Holder\r
What is it with people and creating pen holders that involve shoving them into fake butts? This pen holder is called the Shove It pen holder and is for sale on a prank website, so yes, this is a gag gift. Its pretty self-explanatory, you take your pen or whatever youre writing with and then you stick it where the sun dont shine on this fake replica of a human butt. How cheeky…. \r
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8. The “Sexy” Girl Pencil Sharpener\r
These sharpeners are just getting weirder and weirder. Look at this, this sharpener looks like it happened to crawl out of a Salvador Dali painting. Also: where is her head? The artist of this “different” pencil sharpener hasnt been identified and its probably for the best, think about it, would you like to be known as the person who designed this? \r
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7. A Clothespin Pencil\r
This pencil was designed by Japanese artist Yuta Watanabe. As you can see, the clothespin pinches down on the stick of lead, keeping it in place so that it allows you to write. It does however lack an eraser, so its best not to use this on a test or, if you do, make sure you have an eraser close by.\r
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6. This Doll Head pen Holder\r
Ive got an idea: I think Ill decapitate a doll and then turn the severed head into a holder for my writing utensils. Okay there oddball, mission accomplished, you can chill now. Well, well just file this image under “repressed memories” and revisit it 10 years later in therapy. What makes this product even creepier is that it hasnt been decorated with fake blood or anything gruesome. It just looks so innocent that you cant help but feel slightly, okay very, uncomfortable if you stare at it for too long, which we dont recommend if youre watching this video late at night. \r
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5. A Coffin Backpack\r
This backpack is called the “Carrier Coffin” and is unfortunately not for sale here in the US since its only available at the Village Vanguard bookstore in Japan. However, if you do decide to buy this then you better be ready to shell out some major cash. This unique backpack can be yours for a mere 12,600 yen or $155 US Dollars. The inside of the backpack is lined with a nice purple satin finish that is fit for any corpse these days. Though, probably not the best choice to use as a carry on….\r
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4. A Gun-Shaped Ruler\r
This strange design is the brainchild of artists Ivan Duval and Jean Sébastien Ides. It was for sale on their website Atypyk, which no longer exists. That just goes to show you that their product wasnt as popular as the pair had hoped it would be. We cant imagine why. Who wouldnt want their kid carrying this to school?\r
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3. Psy Pencil Holder\r
Psys meteoric rise to youtube fame with his international hit “Gagnam Style” created a huge worldwide market for pretty much anything with his face on it. Apparently his butt has marketing appeal too. Just dont stare into the void for too long, like we did, or you will need to go bleach our eyes.\r
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2. A Bullet-Proof Backpack\r
This childrens backpack is completely bulletproof. It was designed by a company appropriately named Bullet Blocker back in 2007. Thats not all though. This company doesnt just specialize in creating these types of backpacks. They also produce an array of protective gear such as clothing, armor, and even bulletproof jackets and coats. Its a bit disheartening to know that we live in a world where mass shootings are so common that we have to dress our children in armour just to go to school.\r
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1. The Sadie Sharpener\r
Meet Sadie. What a doll! This pencil sharpener was designed by artist Matthew James Taylor and is seriously giving off major Bride of Chucky vibes. But really, though, why Matthew, why? This is the stuff nightmares are made of. All you need to do to get a super sharp pencil thats able to pierce human flesh is just stick it right into Sadies right eye socket and twist. Then watch as the pencil shavings ooze out of her mouth.cool right? Yup, shed sure make a great birthday gift for that goth girl in your life, said no one ever.
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10. This Organizer\r
Look at this little organizer! It has this gender-neutral blob person thats supposed to be sitting on a toilet. The tape is the toilet paper, repeat the tape is the toilet paper. See take notes people who make office supplies. This is how you make a nice little gadget that isnt obscene in any way. Its not that hard. Look at how adorable this thing is 10/10 would definitely recommend this to anyone thats in the market for something to organize their supplies.\r
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9. The Butt Pen Holder\r
What is it with people and creating pen holders that involve shoving them into fake butts? This pen holder is called the Shove It pen holder and is for sale on a prank website, so yes, this is a gag gift. Its pretty self-explanatory, you take your pen or whatever youre writing with and then you stick it where the sun dont shine on this fake replica of a human butt. How cheeky…. \r
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8. The “Sexy” Girl Pencil Sharpener\r
These sharpeners are just getting weirder and weirder. Look at this, this sharpener looks like it happened to crawl out of a Salvador Dali painting. Also: where is her head? The artist of this “different” pencil sharpener hasnt been identified and its probably for the best, think about it, would you like to be known as the person who designed this? \r
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7. A Clothespin Pencil\r
This pencil was designed by Japanese artist Yuta Watanabe. As you can see, the clothespin pinches down on the stick of lead, keeping it in place so that it allows you to write. It does however lack an eraser, so its best not to use this on a test or, if you do, make sure you have an eraser close by.\r
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6. This Doll Head pen Holder\r
Ive got an idea: I think Ill decapitate a doll and then turn the severed head into a holder for my writing utensils. Okay there oddball, mission accomplished, you can chill now. Well, well just file this image under “repressed memories” and revisit it 10 years later in therapy. What makes this product even creepier is that it hasnt been decorated with fake blood or anything gruesome. It just looks so innocent that you cant help but feel slightly, okay very, uncomfortable if you stare at it for too long, which we dont recommend if youre watching this video late at night. \r
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5. A Coffin Backpack\r
This backpack is called the “Carrier Coffin” and is unfortunately not for sale here in the US since its only available at the Village Vanguard bookstore in Japan. However, if you do decide to buy this then you better be ready to shell out some major cash. This unique backpack can be yours for a mere 12,600 yen or $155 US Dollars. The inside of the backpack is lined with a nice purple satin finish that is fit for any corpse these days. Though, probably not the best choice to use as a carry on….\r
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4. A Gun-Shaped Ruler\r
This strange design is the brainchild of artists Ivan Duval and Jean Sébastien Ides. It was for sale on their website Atypyk, which no longer exists. That just goes to show you that their product wasnt as popular as the pair had hoped it would be. We cant imagine why. Who wouldnt want their kid carrying this to school?\r
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3. Psy Pencil Holder\r
Psys meteoric rise to youtube fame with his international hit “Gagnam Style” created a huge worldwide market for pretty much anything with his face on it. Apparently his butt has marketing appeal too. Just dont stare into the void for too long, like we did, or you will need to go bleach our eyes.\r
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2. A Bullet-Proof Backpack\r
This childrens backpack is completely bulletproof. It was designed by a company appropriately named Bullet Blocker back in 2007. Thats not all though. This company doesnt just specialize in creating these types of backpacks. They also produce an array of protective gear such as clothing, armor, and even bulletproof jackets and coats. Its a bit disheartening to know that we live in a world where mass shootings are so common that we have to dress our children in armour just to go to school.\r
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1. The Sadie Sharpener\r
Meet Sadie. What a doll! This pencil sharpener was designed by artist Matthew James Taylor and is seriously giving off major Bride of Chucky vibes. But really, though, why Matthew, why? This is the stuff nightmares are made of. All you need to do to get a super sharp pencil thats able to pierce human flesh is just stick it right into Sadies right eye socket and twist. Then watch as the pencil shavings ooze out of her mouth.cool right? Yup, shed sure make a great birthday gift for that goth girl in your life, said no one ever.