Goku VS Superman | DEATH BATTLE! | ScrewAttack! Wait! Superman should have won without female help?

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Goku VS Superman
DEATH BATTLE!
ScrewAttack!

Wait!
Superman
should have won
without female help?

Did no one
read official
canon DC comics?

Supergirl
rescued
Schwachmat
against
Doomsday.
Superman: Man of Steel
v1 # 19 (January, 1993)

Schwachmat
can't even lift
2 tons without
his bio-electric aura,
...

...
was almost killed
and had to be
rescued by Wonder Woman.
Superman v2 # 118
(December, 1996)

Schwachmat fight
against Cythonna,
the kryptonian Goddess
of Ice and Darkness,
and needed the help
of Lois Lane to win.
Superman: The Last
God of Krypton (1999)

Schwachmat
survived
"1,000 years"
in Valhalla
with the help
of Wonder Woman.
Action Comics v1 # 761
(January, 2000)

Lois Lane
had to cry,
so Schwachmat
is reanimated.
Superman v2 # 175
(December, 2001)

Natasha Irons,
Traci 13,
Lana Lang and
Cir-El protected him.
Action Comics v1 # 808
(December, 2003)

Wonder Woman
distracted Konvikt
before he could do
final Schwachmat.
Trinity v1 # 4
(June, 2008)

Schwachmat flew
to Zatanna Zatara
to ask her for help
against Atlas.
Superman v1 # 679
(October, 2008)

Even together
with Ultraman
as Cosmic Armor
(Thought Robot)
Schwachmat need female help
from Zillo Valla.

If she had not
distracted Mandrakk,
Cosmic Armor (Thought Robot)
would have been dead.

Final Crisis: Superman
Beyond v1 # 2 (March, 2009)

Oh, I forgot.

In the german
imagination and representation
is "the sun" as it were
a fairy godmother,
she provides light and heat and
is rather perceived as maternal.

Wait!

Is outside help and
unauthorized refueling
not against the rules?

That would be
as if Goku
eat non stop
senzu beans
during the battle.

And America
is a female name.

Ok.
Then probably
the video "canon".

Schwachmat is
continuously represented
by DC authors and SA/DCtards
as a winner,
despite all logic.

What if
...

... Superman ...

... wants to join ...

... the Z-Fighters?!

"I'm Superman!"

"That man doesn't look that super."
"No ..."

"Let's test him out."

SAP

"EEEEEK!" "OH, NO!"

DEAD!

Goku in base form has
a destructive power of
255,820,880,000,000,000 MT!
FIVE Earths!

Schwachmat knocked out himself
with acquisition of the speed of light
and heat vision at the
30,000,000,000,000 MT
explosion of the shadow moon.
Justice League of America
v2 # 30 (April, 2009)

If you think
Konvikt
...

Trinity v1 # 3
(June, 2008)

... or
Coldcast
...

Action Comics v1
# 775 (March, 2001)

...
might likewise
....

...
let tattooed you
a L on your forhead!

Ben(jamin)
"Bullshit" Singer

Chad "Bonked
by Stick" James

Schwachmat is
continuously represented
by authors and SA/DCtards
as a winner,
despite all logic.

Especially with
ScrewAttack!'s
"mathematics".

ScrewAttack!'s Elite
Loser # 1
Ben Singer
"11,000 km/hr / 10
x 586 x 50 x 2 x 4 x 10
= 2,573,722,280 km/hr"

ScrewAttack!'s
"mathematics".

Ben(jamin)
"Bullshit"
Singer
aka
Wiz(ard):

"Why ???

Oh, dear God Goku !

Why,

I'm so dumb ???

Why ???"

Too much
Video Games?

Or smoked
too much dope in
Mommy's garage???