Flat earthers reveal insane new Pac-Man effect theory
- 6 years ago
BIRMINGHAM, UNITED KINGDOM — The idiots of the world came together at the Flat Earth Convention in England last weekend and let loose a torrent of insanity.
According to Vice, wild conspiracy theories thrown about ranged from pseudoscientific to magical to just plain bizarre.
One speaker concluded gravity doesn't exist after spending a year tracking moon movements in his backyard with a camera and phone app.
Musician Darren Nesbit hypothesized that the earth is shaped like a diamond and held up by pillars.
According to Nesbit, it's just like Pac-Man. Once you reach one end of the earth, space-time wraps around, as it does, and teleports you to the opposite end, same as what happens to the video game characters.
According to Vice, wild conspiracy theories thrown about ranged from pseudoscientific to magical to just plain bizarre.
One speaker concluded gravity doesn't exist after spending a year tracking moon movements in his backyard with a camera and phone app.
Musician Darren Nesbit hypothesized that the earth is shaped like a diamond and held up by pillars.
According to Nesbit, it's just like Pac-Man. Once you reach one end of the earth, space-time wraps around, as it does, and teleports you to the opposite end, same as what happens to the video game characters.