The San Diego Padres: Professional Baseball's Gruesome Experiment

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Behold a team that captivated the baseball world about two-and-a-half years ago with their shopping spree acquisitions of big-name players. It ended up blowing up in the Padres faces. Who knew that "winning" the offseason means nothing at all?

Today, the Padres are paying penance for their gluttonous splurge that offseason. Millions of dollars of dead money and deliberate tanking are the punishments given. So what are the Padres like now? You don't even want to know how grotesque they have become...