The New York Mets: Professional Baseball's Rotting Apple

Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.
In response to recent efforts to try and drum up support for a struggling Mets franchise, team executives came to me with bags of Monopoly money in an effort to promote their product to the masses. The following is a result of such an effort.