The Chicago Bears: Professional Football's Legacy Lolcow
- 7 years ago
Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.
What do you get when you take one of the proudest franchises in professional football and mix it with uncontrollable nepotism and an insatiable focus on the bottom line? You get 3-13 seasons. You get inept executive leadership. You get the Bears. Come and see how Bears fans have gotten this bitter and miserable over the years with wave after wave of embarrassing situations.
They signed Mike Glennon for ~$15 million per year? Good job. You replaced the enigmatic, frustrating Jay Cutler with... a slower Jay Cutler. Better improve that O-line ASAP, guys.
What do you get when you take one of the proudest franchises in professional football and mix it with uncontrollable nepotism and an insatiable focus on the bottom line? You get 3-13 seasons. You get inept executive leadership. You get the Bears. Come and see how Bears fans have gotten this bitter and miserable over the years with wave after wave of embarrassing situations.
They signed Mike Glennon for ~$15 million per year? Good job. You replaced the enigmatic, frustrating Jay Cutler with... a slower Jay Cutler. Better improve that O-line ASAP, guys.