Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.

Behold a football franchise so laughable that I only need one day (nay, one minute and change) to explain how they are a lolcow. It's honestly like bashing your head into the wall and expecting a different result every time.