Tom Brady Writes the DUMBEST Self Help Book in History, Says Water Prevents Sunburn

Tom Brady has released a book in which he unveils the secret to his success...drinking water. The f*ck!? If you flip to Chapter 7 entitled “Hydration”, Brady goes into detail on the various types of water: Tap, Distilled, Spring, Mineral, Carbonated, Purified… Which is best, why, and how it can prevent sunburn.