I had a woman march in through the front doors, see me and immediately stride up to me. "Where's the bread?" Literally an arms reach away to the right. She walked past most of the bread to get to me to ask where the bread was.
[] And if the storm is bad enough, Florida will look just like home to you.
[] yes. you're the only one and you should be ashamed.
[] He was hired
[] I'm not proud to say that I'm one of those people that thought testicles were tumours...I had gotten a rabbit and the lady told me it was a girl....it wasn't. In my defense, rabbit testicles are kind on their stomach and don't protrude like mice, rats, hamsters. etc.
[] THEY MADE A MOVIE ON THE MATRIX TV SERIES? Im searching it now, brb
[] I read this in a Mariachi tune.
[] After ordering a chix salad sandwich with extra mayo and a slice of german chocolate cake...

Can I please also have a small diet coke?
[] Stupid long horses hunters.
[] My depression that I had for nearly 10 years is the reason why I quit uni and feel like a failure. I was bullied mercilessly when I started high school and it didn't help that I saw the bullies every day at uni. My depression affected me so much. In intermediate I was called 'Smiley' because I was always happy and never frowned. Now I just look sad all the time.

It's so rare I find someone I actually hate so much I want to see them dead but goddamn, all three of these people were involved in me being bullied. I want them dead right this second so they can never hurt anyone ever again. I would laugh and dance for joy knowing that any potential coworkers and classmates will never be subject to them treating them so badly suicide eventually becomes a good idea. I want to protect everyone who could be subject to bullying from these people. I did protect one by purely telling the truth but that was just one person. One isn't enough. A thousand isn't enough.
[] Conspiracy nuts, all of them!
[] Where if you don't mind me asking?
[] friction
[] Find some hobbies you enjoy and stick with them.

I recommend learning another language. It's like a whole new world and it also staves off dementia.
[] High expectations but no motivation.
[] Are there any shows you've ever watched such as OZ or Locked Up that resemble some type of reality you experienced inside?
[] Indeed. He seems to be quite the smooth criminal.
[] no shit... and the Australian tax payer was duped... and has to pay the interest...whilst ford/holden(GM) did not have any capital controls... its disgusting..
[] You mean he won the peace prize in 2009 for the nuclear deal with Iran in 2015?

He should've won a Nobel for physics too I guess!
[] Oops.
[] "My Brother, My Brother and Me" is a great one. There are so many episodes, and it's very funny.
[] Some of the maternity leave stuff is a little out of hand. No matter how much you regulate it, if you are a woman beginning a career in investment banking or anything hyper competitive like that - you are fucked if you take 4 months off even if your job is guaranteed on return.
[] Hand written letters

Nudes
[] excellent analogy, well said and totally on point
[] You'd be surprised. I've ordered pizzas before, clearly stating 'vegetarian supreme' and gotten a 'one topping pepperoni'.

Doubly relevant is that once one gets into a vegetarian diet, giving them meat isn't just against their preferences, it will make them sick/give them bad diarrhea.

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