Primitive peoples, how cute. Like 6th century Franks!
[] Hello, is it me you're looking for?
[] I've been working in an electronics store in UK in 2008.

Customer comes up to me, your stereotypical English gentleman in his 70s

Customer: I'm sorry chap, I'm looking for white bread. Do you sell them
Me: i..I'm sorry?

C: White bread? Do you sell them?

M: I see...what, sir?

C: (baffled) white bread. Don't you know what white bread is?

M: I know what white bread is, sir but this is [electronics store] , not a bakery...?

C: I am aware of this, but you haven't answered my question yet.

M: ... very well then, please bear with me. I will check it for you (seeing I'm fighting a windmill battle)

I walked to the POS which also acted as a stock check.
I typed in some random things, made a "hmmm...." face, then I walked to him and said
M: I will look in the warehouse just to double check it for you.

He thanked.

I went to the warehouse, and told the shop manager that I will be sitting in this corner and I am working, and that I will be out shortly... (I then explained the situation, they laughed)

After about 5 minutes I went out and said to customer

M: I'm sorry sir, we are sold out.

C: thank you lad. -And walked out.
[] Not Pina Coladas?
[] Darn. :(
[] I had this moment while watching a report about the conflict in Eastern Ukraine. They were showing images of tracer fire shooting straight up into the sky, and little lights flying all over the shop. Voice over explains that both sides are using drones to spy on each other, as are the cease-fire observers. There were so many of them, the sky looked like fire works. Crazy.
[] Are you a Clinton voter's parody? You have to be. No sane person could write such insane ramblings like you just did. Advocating war between two nuclear powers? How old are you? Or just delusional?
[] Banks LOVE her!
[] lol the Bubble still exists as long as they allow the rich Chinese middle class to get Australian citizenship in 3 months after investing 5m in Australia...

Our government sells Australian citizenship to Chinese and inturn boosts up house prices... when china goes to shit... so will the housing bubble... but it looks like the Indians are starting to flood the market... so the bubble looks like its got a lot more to expand before it pops..
[] How was the story discovered if it wasn't published?
[] If I'm at Disney, I'm not wearing a watch. First question is really "how long until the 3 o'clock parade?" for me, at least.
[] This made me spit my coffee right as I was answering the phone (I work in a dispatch office) and I immediately hung up "on accident" out of shame.
[] So... Walmart?
[] ["Step up to red alert"

"Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."] (https://youtu.be/Qa_gZ_7sdZg?t=1m25s)
[] It can, its not supposed to stretch a lot.
[] Where do you live? If you are in UK, changing your drinking habit to Café Nero can ease down a bit.
[] Those hands! Haha. Made my morning. Thanks.
[] Risky post. Could've gone either way. Looks like it broke upvote this time, Cotton.
[] Welcome to the frontpage, backpage.com scumbag.
[] WHAT'S IN THE BOX
[] I would have reported the nurse. This is the exact wrong way to approach the situation.

Not only would it put you on the defensive it would ensure that nothing changes.

Instead make a silent note to child services about 'bruising' which will never re-surface as long as no other notes ever re-appear.
[] Intelligence level: Murican. Fuck off for a weiner dog chubs
[] Ha my store inthe US says we should but I never do, I got shit to do I'm not gonna walk your ass over there like a parent leading a child
[] How am I supposed to take anything that goes on in this country seriously?
[] This is like saying "See, I can touch you, you are not safe."

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