As we all know, the Internet loves cats. For whatever reason, we've collectively made the four-legged feline our official mascot, or should I say, masCAT. (lol) But right now there's a very sick, very feral, demon hell cat that is terrorizing Orangetown, New York with its vicious attacks on residents, even sending one man to the ER for 20-30 painful rabies shots. So next time you hear a meow behind you, don't be excited, be afraid. Be very afraid... (lol, mascat)